"You shall not pass, user."

"You shall not pass, user."

How do you appease the Cinema Troll blocking your way to the theater?

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*unleashes pitbulls*

Put my foot up his ass

Start sucking his dick

these uncomfortable situations are why I pirate from the safety of my own home

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Politely ask if he's gay and would like to get his dick sucked

By shitting in your mother's mouth for you making this thread and letting him piss on that dumb cunts face for giving birth to you

Give him a shota.

I'll trick him with a classic riddle
>What goes up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
While he's distracted I make my move

Uhh Robert is expecting me.

Please breed me

as long as it doesn't involve urination or defecation I'll please him however he want

An umbrella

Eat his ass

Fuck him in the ass

let him fuck me in the ass

Drink his piss

If he works for the cinema, ask him why he's hassling the customers.
If he doesn't work for the cinema, inform Robert. He'll take care of it.

Defecation isn’t sexy. Why does anyone think it’s sexy

Some homos are more degenerate than others, like me.

throw a Blu-ray of pic related in his direction

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Sage

He doesn't become a sage until that end of the times duel

Yeah, my grandfather told me that one. He also said it takes a brave men to swim in the red sea but a foolish one to drink from it, took me years to figure that one out lel

Suck his cock, that'll show him

Tell my gf to suck his cock

This is an illegal post, sir.

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tell my girlfriend to watch me while I suck his cock

*walk past the theater*
I don't watch todays "cinema"

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I wish Uncle Stan would quit doing this, the neighbors are talking

I hope you're wearing plate armor

That looks just like that musclebear guy who made one of his "pets" die from penis enlargement surgery