Last day of class

based and redpilled fren, you have a bright future ahead of you

Yes but now you missed out on quality time with yourself in which you coulda been masturbating.

>dweeb in my class did this
>we all make barking noises and shake our fists

>with classmate
>we’ve been paired to “discuss” the topic
>I try to get things going and he’s not really engaged and giving one word answers
>silence falls
>sit there in awkward silence
>he gives me this frustrated look like “why aren’t you discussing with me?”
>chad up because I’m mad and say a conversation is a two way thing, I know I’m shy but he has to make a fucking effort and it’s not on me to just talk at him
>raised my voice by accident
>everyone looking at me and thinks I’m a werido
>comes time for us to share our ideas
>I cuck out and do all the talking for him

>last day of school
>going to tell the girl I have a crush and who I never talked to before that I have a crush on her
>start walking towards her but chicken out
Dodged a bullet there desu

>first day of school
>my plan to fake confidence instantly fails
>can't recover anymore
>live as a shy retard autist for entire school year

I don't get porn, shits funny to me. Just go fuck.

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>first day of school
>walk into class 10 minutes late
>pick a seat next to the hottest girl i see and reach down and pinch her butt before siting down
>she looks at me in disguist but also arousal
>get accosted by the teach for my demeanor and sent to detention
>drop out after a week and ride dirtbikes the rest of the year

extremely based

> have to do presentation for class
>awkward as ****
>start working out
-not so awkward
>zyzz is my inspiration
>presentation again
>trembling
>just keep telling myself "i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>get confident
>my turn
>i get up there
>start shaking uncontrollably
>start telling myself "i'm faw**n zeez bruh"
>teacher says I can start anytime
> start off with "i'm faw**n zeez bruh"
>at this point I'm so nervous I blackout
>"i'm fawkin zeez bruh"
>repeat at least 4 more times
>look around the room, people are saying "why does he keep saying that?"
>girls start laughing
>I pass out
>hit head on the corner of teacher's desk
>minor concussion
>teacher thinks I was on drugs
>classmates call my zeezprah
>nickname eventually turns into zebra
>i haven't heard my real name in months
>haven't been this depressed since high school

Yeah, this shit sucked.

Based

that practice is such a boomer sham for socializing. All it does is point out who the outcasts are.

>volunteering to do an entire project by yourself just to orbit a chick

I seriously hope none of you did this

>introverted autist
>put on chad persona on presentations
Why can't I do this all the time?

Alpha as fuck

Literally me. I crack jokes and make people laugh, very confidant. Then outside of that I’m a total autist.

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>going to tell the girl I have a crush and who I never talked to before that I have a crush on her
what were you thinking user?

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>uni group projects
>do fuck all and say I work a lot
>getting high and drunk all the time
>cuck members do everything
>only responsibility consists of proofreading and editing
Saying things like good job team and praising members individually really goes a long way

>it's time to make an presentation in front of the whole class
>start shuttering

Are you a camera?

kek

based autistic kid

>last day of high school
>RLRPed a normie for 4 years
>last bell rings
>gtfo of there and never speak to any of them ever again

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>7/10
>Stacy
Does not compute
Sounds like a Jane

It's called LARP