Which Twilight Zone episode would you least like to be a character in?

Midnight Sun tops my list because I hate cold weather. Also, the premise of Person or Persons Unknown terrifies me almost as much as getting Alzheimer's.

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Can people spoonfeed me some of the best episodes? Never really watched it when I was young, but I downloaded the full original series and don't really know where to start.

Just go look up a top 10 list, so you don't look like a pleb who doesn't know normal pop culture

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The one where everyone was a radically different kind of person trapped in some kind of limbo...and they almost escape...and then..

I just watched, "To serve Man". What did I think of it?

Had a crush on her since I was eight or so. This exact type of woman has haunted me in my twenties, always seemingly just out of reach for one reason or another. I don't want to unironically "tfw no gf" post, but the pain of loneliness has only increased over the last few years, to an extent I never could have expected. I haven't kissed a woman in six years. I miss it. There is no feeling like it, I could kiss for hours. Never had sex (beyond hand things, I mean) despite having two or three chances in hs. I didn't love the girls I was with at the time. I figured one day a woman would appreciate my consideration for her, the fact that I had saved myself for her so that in some way I would always be hers. I would hope she'd have done the same for me, but I would be understanding if she didn't. Everybody is different as a kid, and I had very strong principles and hope in my heart even then to be a better kind of person, but maybe it just didn't occur to her back then. I'd still love her if she would just love me.
I'm so lonely, Yea Forums. Tell me it will be better. Tell me I'll find her some day. I want to defy this ugly time in history and have a happy funcional nuclear family with a good woman.

the one where the gun poisons the guys mind :^)
or the "not all men' episode

The one where the guy turns into grass.

that's Creepshow, and it's not grass, it's
>Meteor shit!

The one where the space ship crashes on Earth but the astronauts don't know where they are, and you get shot by the asshole who wants all the resources to himself.

Or the one where the guy gets hooked on gambling. Boy would that blow

>Or the one where the guy gets hooked on gambling
Franklin!~

The older you get, the harder it will be to find a "good woman" who hasn't been riding the cock carousel. You're gonna have to make a lot of compromises in terms of what you find acceptable in a mate, but at the end of the day, it's up to you to determine if that's what is going to make you happy. Good luck user.

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Why didn't the criminal just back up his robo waifu to a thumb drive?
Also why waste billions placing him on an asteroid?

Honestly just watch every episode starting with the first season. There's plenty of blah episodes, but even most of those have redeeming qualities, just my personal preference. Nearly every episode is good in some way if not outright. Don't be a faggot

>Questioning the logic of the Twilight Zone

It's the Twilight Zone, retard.

I fucked around a lot in hs, I had boyish charm that went along way with girls I was friends with and grew real quickly onto many of them, especially when id meet their folks/moms and have the moms laughing and smiling. It was a good run.
Something (likely severe depression) happened around age 20-21 where whatever spark I contained just died. Snapped off like a switch. Might pal around with work girls, but no one has any semblance of interest in me. Don't go out anymore because my friends are married or out of state, work friends are fine but don't have a ton in common to meet up and have drinks or meet qts through them. I drink a lot and play too much Diablo 2. I'm too disconnected from typical normie shit to connect to anyone on anything.
Oh well, The Zone is a great show and I'll keep watching it. Some girl will show up sometime and comfort me into happiness and add her qualities that I lack to my life so I can feel some kind of "whole"

I like the one where the white cop shot the unarmed black guy.

The Shelter
It's a Good Life
The Masks
The After Hours
The Jeopardy Room
The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street
Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
Nothing in the Dark
The Obsolete Man
Mr. Bevis
Nightmare at 3000 Feet

one of the tiny astronauts on the planet of giant women

Shit man, that's grim. How old are you now?
I'm pretty disconnected too. There's a party on my bloc rn and I can't be bothered to go. Work is keeping me down mostly. Hope things look up, but I'm still a 23 y/o guy who never had a real srs gf, just one girl I'm close to

Nice get.

Night of the Meek is my favourite.
Mainly because I'm a sucker for happy endings

That's my favorite episode of the entire series 2bh

Oh yea, that would be terrible. Imagine if one of them picked you up and dropped you in her sweaty cleavage. haha that would be so weird and horrifying haha

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room for one more honey

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the twilight zone makes me say this:
>ugh
so boring.

The one directed by Jhon Landis

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Gonna be honest user, I have a pretty innocent girl and I don't even want her. All I want atm is to be alone. I'm pushing her away and I don't even know why. I find having to deal with her annoying despite the fact that all she wants is to spend time with me and take care of me. The grass isn't always greener.

Maybe so. I used to think I could coast as a single person for most of or maybe even all my life. I never felt like I was inadequate for not having a gf in school or whatever, I wasn't the type of person who needs to always be with someone. But I turned 25 last month, and I've had just an awful five years for personal reasons, and I have never yearned so badly for companionship, not even for a woman to "fix" me but for me to have a reason to strive and struggle in life to do better and be better. I'm not getting younger, and people are making less and less sense to me as the days go by. I feel detached, and yet not free. Like I'm never going to find my own happiness in life. As it is, if this loneliness and the agony of my anxiety disorder (it's a real thing, and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, it is a destroyer of people in much the same way as addiction. I don't even remember what it's like to be able to leave the house without having my fight or flight reflex kick in) and my horror at the world around me and my hatred of being stuck living where I live continues unabated, I am in genuine fear my mind will break and I'll end up killing myself. People will say different, but if a woman would come in to my life and I got just a couple of lucky breaks, many of my problems would either disappear or actually begin to heal rather than fester. I have been a good person, I think. Why can't God help me? I've hung on through so much.

I never asked for payment for any kind thing I ever did, all the little things that I did to make life less horrifying and painful for other people, the bigger things I did when I saw the chance to reach out and offer a helping hand, but I admit I hoped privately for some kind of pat on the head one day. Not even happiness in return, just anything to show I'd done something good. Why does it feel like I'm being punished, and what did I do wrong? How do people survive their youth, when the universe seems to be brandishing decades of loneliness and terror at them like a cruel weapon?

I know this feel bro...Don't let this world defeat you like its done to so many other good people.

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It's a good life.

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God bless you, user. Thank you for this.

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Either It's a Good Life, Stopover in a Quiet Town, or Little Girl Lost.

Basically any one where you're autonomy is completely lost, and no one is coming to help. Midnight Sun would also be pretty bad, but at least you're free till the end.

And When The Sky Was Opened

It still gives me chills just thinking about it

>no one talking about the greatest episode of Twilight Zone ever
The Encounter is fucking legit. Young Japanese man (played by Sulu) gets locked in an attic with a Jap-hatin' WW2 vet for hours, tempers eventually reach the boiling point, and Sulu defends the honoru of grorious Nippon with a fucking katana. It's implied that maybe he got possessed by the spitit of some Jap officer the guy killed during the war, but maybe Sulu just wanted to shank a bitch. It's up for interpretation. 10/10
Also it got banned from broadcast for like 40 years.

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Also an Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge

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That was the first one that came to mind for me, too, OP, but pretty much all of them are fucking nightmares

The one where they are in the nuclear bunker, because I am claustrophobic.

Why’d it get banned?

Would you guys say black mirror is the modern day equivalent of The Twighlight Zone? (For those who’ve watched both)

I dono if it actually got banned, but I think the fact that Sulu's parents where "Japanese spies" in the U.S. (there was never any actual proof that these existed, and it could be interpreted as potential justification for the internment camps.

Personally I feel "A Quality of Mercy" handles it better

Sort of, but not as good, and less about "technology bad" and more about "existential dread and sci-fi allegories reflecting the present day."

Also, the Netflix seasons are the equivalent of the 80s TZ

NIGHTMARE AT 20,000 FEET
That guy creeps me out everytime

The one where the guy finds his hometown and sees himself as a boy and tries to convince his parents that he's him made me cry bitch tears.

Which one?

The passenger.

bump

withdraw that comment or else

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