What do they eat

what do they eat

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cherry tomatoes

So this is the famed worldbuilding of Tolkien I hear so much about.

Horses? Usually children. Those hearty fucks down those suckers like pills.
Have you ever seen The Brothers Grimm?

This. They live right next to the Pelennor Fields. Pelennor means cherry tomato in Old Elvish.

They breed, raise and eat the orcs that they keep penned up inside the mountain like cattle.

they order takeaway

salted pork

>what do they eat
?

taxes

Ass

He's saying there are no visible farmlands.

*Peter Jackson.

That strip of land is known as Pelenor FEILDS.

Hackson made middle earth look like a wilderness as his beloved New Zealand is. Actual Middle Earth, and in particular Gondor, and extra specially the Pelennor FIELDS, are meant to be entirely farmland protected by their own wall, the Rammas Echor.

>FEILDS

What does FEILDS stand for? Some sort of food industry association?

What do they eat?

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... when there was no meat, they ate taters, and when there was no taters, they ate cherry tomatoes and when there was no cherry tomatoes to be found, they ate sand.

Gummy Bears

people in the city aren't eatin'
they are gettin' eaten

1$ pizza slices

Whatever they want

My ass

Stewed Rabbit. And cock.

Fish from underground lakes in the mountains.

Things that are shipped in and refrigerated with modern technology

>The Brothers Grimm
>An entire multitude of horrifying depictions of "what if..." scenarios based on the history of western European folklore regarding "witches" and "fairies" (literal fairy tales), but based in reality
>Mud man scene is fucked up beyond measure
>Horse scene
>NO, BONER, NO!! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HORRIFIED! WHY DID THIS MOVIE HAVE TO HAVE A VORE SCENE ON TOP OF EVERYTHING?