What's the best food to sneak into the kinoplex?

What's the best food to sneak into the kinoplex?
Preferably something healthy.

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AHHHH

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>a fruit is now making me horny
fuck I need a nice fat dick near me right now

cutfags on suicide watch

how the fuck do you even grow carrot that big?

How about bringing pets?

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Wow! That looks like a really small penis!

>a fruit

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>Preferably something healthy.
Fuck healthy dude.

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post the one where u can see it in his lap PLEASE ive been looking for many hours, days even.

Anyone here ever brought flask?

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yep

Chocolate'd

steak, french fries and salad

for me it's a loaf of bread

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Nice, how'd it go? You ever been to a movie really fucked up? I used to smoke weed before movies when I was a teen. Got caught by cops one time

I bring in salted mixed nuts alot

Carrots are not only the ultimate gamer food, but the ultimate kino food too. They’re portable, clean, hydrating, filling, tasty and very healthy.

Wow that's freaking epic dude you're so fuckin wild bro please tell me more about those wacky adventures of yours

they make your skin turn orange

I saw the legs and still thought it was a penis

100% that is shopped

crab claws

Only if you’re eating massive quantities, which a casual munch at the kinoplex or playing Grand Strats is not. Buy a $1 bag from Kroger and savor the flavor that is everyone’s favorite orange tuber!

I've only been really drunk at a movie once and that was because I was at a bar beforehand. I just bring the flask for comfort reasons.

This, I’m so H&L

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stop talking like a faggot

Nice, what's your poison

cheap whiskey dumped into the soda for a poverty cocktail

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You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

>not eating a lb of carrot while playing grand strats

Celery