This film is too unrelatable

yea and they get snatched up EARLY, if you're late to the game you're picking throw leftovers

...

Step #1 is talking to foids.

Reminder that women don't have to put in a day of work to attractive, whereas men have to work at it for literally years

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This

>have assburgers
>get lonely
>date a girl
>all she wants to do is get attention 24/7 and spend my money
>starts sleeping with other people
>kick her out
>be happy
Don't know how you normies do it

you're funny, bet you're cute too

learn songs i like on piano and guitar
doesnt count since idk you irl

Date an only child who comes from money. Her parents will still buy everything for her.

fornicators should get shot

Nah, I'm good. Dating ain't for me, I love being alone.

It's not like I have a choice on who I could date anyways

Your mom is a girl. Your councilor is probably a girl. The secretary at your job is a girl. Stop putting women on a pedestal and stop being afraid of them. Women piss and shit and fart just like men. All the weird shit you do at home girls do too.

vocaroo us a song

Girls are born every day, no such thing as late to the game

I like to date girls who are on again/off again with another guy so i don't have to worry about a serious relationship and I can be the off guy for a week-few months and have a lit time. Then go back to being an incel for a while.

wew

Me in 2 years from now, fuck my worthless life ...

>Women piss and shit and fart
hot

If you’re serious, I applaud your efforts. NO ONE likes the homeless and all I hear about is how they’re in need of something other than a bullet to the brain. Euthanize those fuckers. If you wanna be a drop out, fine, but you’re dropping out of life, not just society in my utopia.

Literally just have sex

I am a worthless weak thing and its too late for me now to enjoy sex now ...

Lost mine at 21, current age is 26 and I haven't had sex since I was 24

I'm 32 and virgin, but I have never tried to be honest, not asexual, but I'm not really interested in knowing girls/dating and stuff.My hobbies keep me happy and I don't have any trouble about relationships.

Men don’t really care about each other’s sex lives this much.

have sex incels

I honestly am far more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever happen that is.

25 years old

weird how hollywood, known for its pedos like woody allen and roman polanski, would obsessively intimidate and shame young kids for not getting fucked by adults in the name of "losing their virginity"

idk what your point is because im not afraid of anyone

>40 Year Old Virgin
HAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Don't need to have it.

>had a crazy 8th grade GF
>lost my virginity at 14
>didn't have sex again until 19, i came in literally 5 seconds and she never called me again
>didn't have sex again until 23 when i started dating a fat girl
>we broke up when i was 26 and haven't had sex since
>just turned 32
sometimes i just wish i was still a virgin. it's definitely not better to "have loved and lost". i fap to trannies now because this site has rotted my brain

>tfw had sex
finally, I swear girls can smell if you're a virgin

Daily remember, only benis in vagina is real sex, if you're a faggot tranny and only take dick on your mouth and ass, you still a virgin, but slut and gay

>I want a big titty bitch that I can fuck all day
>Wtf why aren't any of the big titty bitches virgins

lmao

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how do u even make it past 22 when tutes exist lol

>had a gf and did foreplay
>still a virgin
even worse feeling than when I was a khhv desu

>had a gf
>didn't have sex

You never had a gf

tutes?

>not lifting so you can carry a large caliber when you finally livestream

woah, thats so unrealistic
who could do it?

high score determined by caliber is a good meme

> 5.56mm manlet
> .50 BMG chad

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26 virgin, don’t have enough drive to actually go and have sex.

I am a 38 year old wizard...I am ugly AF, once I pay a prostitute and she give me back my money...10 years ago, I am never have a girlfriend, but try really hard, the last girl tell me "I love the cool person you are, I wish have the same stisfaction with the boy I really like, you are a really great friend"

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I'm heading to this future

in 29 and ive probably fucked at least 20 girls by now.

guess what, im single. although i did ghost my last gf because she was a weirdo

>Don't know how you normies do it
By not having aspergers for starters

based chad

I actually have asperger’s. How do I stop?

>gets raped at the end
>hilarious
have sex

>I'm blue daba dee daba die

You don't. You can only cope, I suggest drugs and alcohol

Why does my sperm turn yellow, I'm 35 yrs old

I lost my virginity to a 8/10 when I was 20. Ended up dating her and she was my first gf in my adult life. You can make it Yea Forums. After we broke up, the last couple years I've slept with 22 girls with only one other relationship. I don't care if anyone believes me or not, I'm just relating my personal experience.

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It's weird for me (22), because I'm horny and I know girls I'd like to fuck but at the same time I'm accepting of my status and am not sure how I change it.

A situation I was in about a month or two ago
>at cute girl's house
>just chilling and going through various shit on each other's phones
>I tickle her chin because I wanna see how she reacts
>minor pause
>she says "That made my nipples hard"
>I'm shocked by her frankness
>unsure of what to say
>Just sorta lean back and go "That...that's some information..." real quiet like

Eventually my friend called me and I had to head out, but that situation's been playing out in my head for a minute now. Did I fuck up? How do you escalate from that? She has a bf so I wasn't gonna just kiss her on the spot or something.

>im a complete normie
haha wow nice man
...yikes

I smoke pot often, but I’m not a fan of alcohol. I also like opiates.

Um OK nice. Now go talk to girls

Okay, its emphasized too much at times, but that intro sequence at the start, with the bike and his whole morning routine, is literally me.

talk about what?

Doesn't really matter I suppose. Give her a compliment or something, they like that

you must be joking

you should've touched her tits right then and there
you're an idiot. you could've fucked her

also wtf nigga you fucking TICKLE her fucking CHIN what the fuck is even going on here
She was getting frustrated with you not making a move that's why she displayed "frankness" as you call it.

So how did you do it?
I'm not obsessing about it, just curious. 20 seems old desu, I'm 21 and I think it's over for me.

What? Just improve yourself and be that 40 years old who snatched the cutest 16 yo of the neighborhood

>once I pay a prostitute and she give me back my money
ouch that gotta hurt user

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I wish I was. Fuck I'm stupid.

>tfw shortly after that had to leave for a month
>tfw she'll probably lose interest by then
I just realized how long my history of not reading signals is, and it makes me wonder just how many times I could have fucked someone if I wasn't a retard.

You're actually retarded

I aint no romeo or fabio but when you are alone with a girl at your place or their place, they want to fuck. They don't want to seem like a slut, but they are a slut. You fucked up.

Everyday bro on the block.

>be woman
>total years spent applying makeup at time of death to be more attractive: 12 years, only heavily on wednesday
>be man
>total years spent lifting at time of death to be more attractive: 2 years, every day
One of these is much more efficient, stacies are just brainlets for not being musclegirls, user. One of these is also much harder both mentally and physically to do. It's also much healthier. Pain is gain user. Don't quit, I believe in you.

jack off to inordinate and excessive amounts of vore, inflation, stuffing, object transformation, bondage, futanaris, traps, musclegirls, bbws, and bdsm. I once jacked off to a rock that was vaguely in the form of a woman.

Are your parents ugly? Or what happened to your person?

Y'all are absolutely right.

>tfw it's only just dawning on me how long she's wanted my dick
>tfw she says she still wants to chill once I get back
Fuck. I'mma still hang out with her but fuck, the fact that I've done nothing about this is really disappointing.

underrated

>I don't believe you
>touch them and see user
Then you grab those knockers and start making out. ya dun goofed

unironically based and redpilled

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>she has a bf
Thot detected. Abort mission, user.

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Yep, $500 USD plus hotel, at least the place was really nice...She wasn't rude, and only wish me luck, I try to racionalice as a professional atitude. But hurt AF. She was a really nice european escort (according their site, she is from Sweden).

Nope, my father is average, and my mother gorgoeus...That hurt me really much, I am some curse to them, they are great persons and excellent parents, I am really really sorry to my mom

One of the worst thing is I was raised to be nice with everyone (once again my parents are great) at early age I learn this attitude only make women believe I try to score with them...Is common to me said "Hi / Good Day / Greetings" when I enter in a room, and girls never reply...or when they did she told me "I have a boyfriend" yep, to me the meme is real.

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lol

Literally me

Help for virgins on here.

1. Take some MDMA.
2. Go anywhere.
3. ???
4. LOST VIRGINITY!

>Reminder that women don't have to put in a day of work to attractive, whereas men have to work at it for literally years

God made pussy really really good for a reason.

Women are trash. Digits will confirm.

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cringe but redpilled
also dubs for gf