Why?

Why?

How?

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Uh, I dunno. Maybe because it was written by Ron Hubbard whose fan it just so happens is Travolta?

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Is it an enjoyable watch at least?

maybe for a manimal

I was 10y/o when it came out (mostly saw it on HBO). I didn't mind it.

even the books and writing arent anything special
just the idea I guess

>Is it an enjoyable watch at least?
I watched it for the first time the other day.

I'll definitely watch it again.

Great movie. Only brain washed brainlets think it's bad.

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I feel like I've seen that, but apparently it's that bad that I probably would have remembered I'd seen it...

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dude dutch angles lmfao!

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>Why?
Scientology

>How?
Scientology

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I hate the "It's so bad it's good" trope... but this is a rare exception.
>chilling with close friends
>few drinks
shit will be the funniest thing you watch.

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>human species has regressed so far backwards that they can't even communicate properly.
>able to read english first hand, thousands of books in a day while also knowing how to fly ancient jet planes with infinite battery life

And don't even get me started on the "aliens"

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he had a bunch of knowledge crammed into his brain. Also, the aliens that were forced into making learning software were called Chinkos in the books

>All the actors wear exceeding amounts of makeup to look like aliens
>John Travolta barely wears any cause he just looks like an alien in general

>Also, the aliens that were forced into making learning software were called Chinkos in the books

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Sadly the blue and dutch angles have infected JJ Abrams and Snyder

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How much of a tax avoidance was this movie for scientology

>tfw you're exiled to a shithole as a scout for Psyclo only to learn the man-animals have learned enough metallurgy to smelt gold so you build a cult of brainwashed man animals to infiltrate rich homes and steal said gold but they botch it and now you're imprisoned yet again

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I actually liked this movie. It seemed like most of the hate was over some religious thing, but like that fucking matters since it is sci-fi. I remember tons of hate when it came out. lol

It's really, really bad. But if the story was written by Kilgore Trout it could have been a cult classic, and it absolutely could have been written by Kilgore Trout. It's pure sci-fi schlock, but it's never half as good as Starship Troopers.

somehow I had never even imagined this movie had so much to do with Scientology until a glimpse of this thread and I'm not sure why either really...

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