Fuck you cunt

Niece, have consensual sex.

>my first decision as your king would be to stuff sansa's annoying mouth with my girthy cock
>everyone in favour of me say "aye"

Half the people there had no right to be there. Ser Davos? Sam? Brienne? Fucking why? Why are these people deciding the fate of the realm? Because they're named characters?

Why is Ser Davos Lord of Ships? Because he used to smuggle on one.

Kek, it's funny because all the sex she's had so far wasn't consensual.

aye

based

The whole thing is fantasy WW2.

Kings Landing goes all Coventry.
Cersei starts ordering around units that have been wiped out.
Danaerys addresses the troops at Nurembourg.

In keeping with the theme, they decide the fate of the realm because they are the victors and become permanent members of the Westeros Security Council.

Shut up cunt before you get another rammed up your ass.

>sam the oathbreaker gets to sit on the council rather than beheaded for desertion
Why.

Technically she was married. It depends if you think fucking your wife on your wedding night can be rape.

Why does King's Landing remain the capital? There are no more people, everyone is dead. Are King Bran and his advisors living in a ghost city?

>"Excuse me 'nephew', where were you when Cersei lannister ransacked the houses of Westboros, terrorized the smallfolk, and killed your mother? Playing 'Queen of the Norf' with Jon- sorry i mean 'Aegon Targaryen'?"
>"Dont feed me or anyone else in this consul any of those lies that the mad queen told about the 'horde of the undead'. The Northern houses sat back and waited while the rest of the realm starved."
>"Since you wish for the North to remain independent, I too declare the Riverlands to also be independent, and I beseech Lord Aryn and the new paramount of Dorne to demand their independence as well."

They weren't pajeets, so yes it can be.

Wasn't the small council moved to the Hand's quarters? How did Bran get there?

same reason he gets to be grand meister without even finishing the first year of his education

>tfw Edmure planned the Red Wedding
Sic semper tyrannis

Calmy rape and choke her. Finish by cumming on her face.

He's Lord of the Riverlands.

What would happen if they teamed up?

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You don't, because you're fucking edmure Tully, you know everyone thinks you are a fuck up, and deep down inside you know it too. So you sit the fuck down and let the adults talk, because no matter how many times you fuck that Frey girl you lucked into marrying, no matter how many years you rack up, no matter how many "victories" you achieve by fucking up strategic plans, you're still edmure tully, the biggest bitch in westeros.

"YOUR MOTHER WAS A FAT WHORE WITH AN UGLY FACE YOU KNOW THAT"

House Tarly is the biggest player left in the reach

Walk over and backhand slap her fucking teeth out of her dumb mouth. The he’ll. “CUNT” Right in her stupid face.

It's not her birthday

What about House You Wouldn't Know Him lead by ser Bronn, Lord of Highgarden?

So she could be a strong independent woman that viewers could live through by telling her uncle or replacement for viewers fathers to shut up. Le men are all bad meme that bitter leftist cunts love. Miserable cunts

*blocks your ancient lineage's path*

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I miss Terry bros

>and late at night as the whole castle is fast asleep you lay awake next to you freyfu and you remember. for hours you just remember

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>To Bran
Shut that cunt's mouth before i come over there and fuck-start her head.

>Let's make the random mercenary/lesser knight who never done nothing of value for us, or even fought on our side, a lord of a most big and rich region in the Westeros.
>Let's give him position of Ministry of Finance
>sure, why fucking not

Who? I can't see who's standing behind Jonah Himalaya

i can sort of understand giving him the reach since they promised it, i mean obviously i would have just had guards fill him with arrows the second he came to claim it but whatever
what bothers me if the ministry of finance
no one promised him that role
he's not qualified for it
why the fuck was he given it? it would have made more sense to just make him the lord commander of the city watch again

AYE

based and wayofthegunpilled

>My niece is justified in her apprehension. Not long ago, none would have laughed so fiercely as I at the proposition. Beaten, bloodied, embarrassed; a Tully with no family, no duty, no honor.

>During our War of the Five Kings, I traded a chance to capture Ser Gregor the Mountain for a Mill. A grain mill at that! Oh how the young wolf growled. Damnable fool Edmure, can't you do anything right? Maybe not. But my PEOPLE ate.

>Have any of you ever visited a Mill, my lords and ladies?

*silence*

>You see, a Lord has many mouths to feed. His own, his families, but his knights and their families as well, the maester, the horse-keepers, the armorers and smiths, the cooks, the builders, and the smallfolk. The smallfolk most of all, they who tend our lands and create the realm we bicker about leading.

>When the young wolf bared his fangs at me, did I question my liege? Or was I the bane of my Lord so that my people could eat? I allowed them to fill my castle when the mad dog roamed my land, at great cost to myself, and my reputation.

>I am not a mighty swordsman. I've slayed no kings, won no tournaments. Apparently, I am not the greatest strategist. But I am with the people, and the people are with me.

>Eat shit you fucking slut

kino

i assume sam is a lord because his father and brother got roasted but they make no point of it in the show so not sure

gg wp

You sit down, but you manspread when you do it so she knows you're still in charge

>How do you even respond to her
"who died and made you the empress?"

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>"Uncle, sit down"
>"Found your voice now that your rapist is no longer alive?"

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>he believes in "marital rape"
oh no no no no no

So he could sit there and crack jokes at the council scene, user.

Bronn shouldn't have even been in this season. Every scene involving him was worthless.

>respond to her
why would you respond to a cunt?

Wouldn't it be better for her to keep Bran close to her and be a trump card.

>he's not qualified for it
Why not? Hes a lord now and can read.

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because of all the scenes where he admits he has no concept for banks or any respect for the concept of borrowing money?
jesus fucking christ, admit they fucked up

Redit the character

Why do people photoshop Oakley sunglasses on this guy?

why did they pick a retarded cripple for a king exactly?

because nobody expected it
that's it

>Let's give him position of Ministry of Finance
The fact that they did this shows how much the writers didn't give a shit anymore. Children's story tier ending.

who better to rule the kingodm as some autistic cripple who dazes off half the time and has no desire to rule at all?

beacuse ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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>just got done having little finger being master of coin
>he works with the money to enrich himself
>let's find another money grubbed to be master of coin!
Or we could put someone in there who has no respect for all the shuffling around of money and just wants to be straightforward

“Too bad Ramsay isn’t here”

Just continue talking until I am done
>uncle, have a sit
>bran? he cannot have children
>ok, but the North will be independent
bitch was playing the game of thrones right there and then

Yeah, if you want a war to break out since the ruler is weak or after his death since theres no heir

Because bran is the fisher king, he’s connected to the physical realm and the salt of the earth in a way no other king could be
>t. Actual book reason

Because she wanted Jon to be king, she was surprised about the "Vote Bran." She was the only fucking person who told off Grey Worm when he threatened Jon.

they pretty much ensured further bloodsheed

>incels seething about a woman rightfully telling her pathetic uncle to sit down
if it wasn't sansa it'd be someone else, you're all just mad that it was a woman. HAVE SEX

Same way Arya did. "If you say another word while I am speaking I will slit your throat." then continue on as to why you'd be the best king.

If he is no longer Bran but the weirwood net conciousness, hes mostly the CoTF who tried to kill all of mankind.

He's the fisher king. They don't want more fucking warlords or guys led by their dicks.

>HAVE SEX
All remember that the right answer to "have sex, incel" is "ok, open up"

this

The actor literally said Bran remains as dominant regardless. He was just having PSTD first because he got the medieval internet installed in his head server too soon, but he's recovered slowly.

he shouldnt have been in any season past 4, he had his story arc, he was fun, but like ramsay, became overplayed and boring.

you incels really need to have sex

Sam is the bestest character and the smartest and the most literate and will write the bestest book of all time, that's why

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Tully is great house so he is.

Yea but through a human conduit, much like how the human built winterfell was built around a heart tree and hot springs. It’s a symbiotic relationship between man and the memory of the cotf

have dilation, tranny

Everyone kinda forgot that multiple people deserted the night's watch

Because youtu.be/WVC677-YmfM

It was noticeable the last season or two how the running of the Kingdom seemed to come. I remember in previous seasons, the Red Keep was full of nobles and life. Meetings had a ton of people there agreeing, everyone had their own posse etc. They just got really lazy, especially cause they managed to fraud their way into Star Wars.

Children of the forest played the long con

>only speak when spoken to

>i can sort of understand giving him the reach since they promised it
the reach lords are kinda big on chivalry nobility and tradition. they'd rebell within days of finding out this smug cunt getting to rule over them.

>sam the oathbreaker gets to sit on the council rather than beheaded for desertion
>Why.
Hes friends with the Kings brother thats why. That friend is also the commander of nights watch

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Wammin powaa!

Men are filth!!

Yup and now at thanksgiving dinners, 4th of July barbecues, and Christmas gatherings that teenage-college girl will now see herself as sansa and tell their uncles to sit down when they start hearing about drumpf and why he's the only choice

calling me a tranny doesn't bring you any closer to having sex

Imagine going to war to save your two nieces, having to wed for political alliance, having your friends killed, having your lands taken, you smallfolk massacred, being imprisoned and forgotten in a fucking dungeon for several years just to have the same niece you sacrificed everything to help publicly ridicule you.
"Family, Duty, Honor my ass". At least she still have the cutest wife in the westeros, so thats something.

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Tarlys rebelled anyway and the flowerfags took the reach from their rightful kings a few hundred years ago, nobody is gonna do shit

calling people incel doesnt bring you any closer to being a girl

it's funny cos I don't want to be a girl but you very much want to have sex

I don't think Edmure minds because Sansa is Catelyn 2.0.

You're the only one here not having sex user, in fact, I am in the middle of having sex right now

hol up wtf is a fisher king?

Forgive my niece, she forgets herself now that she doesn't have Joffrey here to teach her manners.

have sex

cope

I really wish he would've just stolen a healthy sum of money and fucked off east the second the dragons came to his side of the narrow sea

So is there any reason for the Tullys to support the Starks after this? Edmure gave everything for them and they treat him like dirt in return.
Sorry Sansa, the Neck is closed. You'll have to sneak your imports and exports passed the Greyjoys if you dont want to starve.

the right can't meme

have sex

Forget not being friends. Edmure could just march straight to winterfell and fuck them up. Riverlands should have a sizeable army since they got occupied so early. Edmure is a pretty good tactician and North lost majority of their soldiers and have no walls to defend their shitty castle, no strategist, no military leaders and a stupid cunt as their Lord. Should be the easiest conquest in the history.

This.
Imagine a guy who doesn't even make it through his freshman year in uni before he runs off and a year later he befriends all the most powerful politicians in the country who legally make him a chief professor of all sciences and a minister of education so now people who legitimately had to work for 30 years in the Academia to get up in the hierarchy have to obey a guy with a high school diploma.

I'am not sure if I get a vote, but Aye

the tyrells managed to stay in power because while every nobel house in the reach lacked manpower for another war they got backed by the valyrians and their dragons. by the time the reach recovered from the field of fire the tyrells had done what they do best and made themselves extremly powerful by marrying into other houses

athurian legend about the last knight turned king to protect the Holy Grail, he was maimed so all he did was stay in his castle and fish all day

The important part of that legend though is that his wound mirrors the death and decay in his land and when the king is cured by Excalibur's scabbard, the land begins to heal too.

>Sansa show some goddamn respect you used up cum sock. We all know you were used and abused by Ramsay until a man without a dick saved you. I don't know what grounds you think you have to assume you know literally anything but newsflash, you don't.
>Now, as I was saying before a child interrupted me...

Sansa is, bar none, the stupidest character in the program. By a long fucking way.
I dare you to name a single intelligent thing she did/said that sh

She could have been the Queen of Westeros.

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Ladies distributing swords from lakes doesn't seem like a good system of governance

Don't need to imagine it, literally the case these days. We call them Deanlets.

it's african dictatorship tier retarded.

>Ser Davos?
He's a knight involved in every major conflict of the show
>Sam?
Head of House Tarly
>Brienne?
Sansa's personal bodyguard

>bronn looks directly into the camera
>"you know, my mother liked to garden"
>*winks*

>Brienne
wow, cunt abandoned sansa that easily, what a cunt

Catelyn cares about family whereas Sansa is a selfish bitch.

I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye

>>athurian legend about the last knight turned king to protect the Holy Grail, he was maimed so all he did was stay in his castle and fish all day

>King Arthur's messianic return is an aspect of the legend of King Arthur, the mythical 6th-century British king. Few historical records of Arthur remain, and there are doubts that he ever existed, but he achieved a mythological stature that gave rise to a growing literature about his life and deeds. One recurrent aspect of Arthurian literature was the notion that he would one day return in the role of a messiah to save his people.

>Nigel Farage: The truth about my health - I am being treated in hospital twice a week
>Mr Farage told The Telegraph he has been in “horrible” pain following the recurrence of a serious spinal injury in recent weeks.
>The Ukip leader says: 'I was not ill but I was in a lot of pain'. He was prescribed strong sleeping pills and anti-inflammatory tablets

>On 6 May 2010, the morning of the election, Farage was travelling in a two-seater PZL-104 Wilga aircraft with a pro-UKIP banner attached, when the plane crashed.[74] Farage suffered injuries that were described as non-life-threatening.[75] Although his injuries were originally described as minor,[74] his sternum and ribs were broken and his lung punctured.

Knight has no place on that council.
Sam is not a head of anything. He abandoned his claim to titles and lands the second he made hiw vow to the watch
Brienne is there because on behalf on Tarth if anything.

so what?
no he fucking isn't sam has literally renounced all claim to that land TWICE
so what?

Good to know author's reincarnation is so handsome

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>hey uk pls stop importing people who hate us
>no
Any kino's for this feel?

Those digits don't lie

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Truly spoken. If only a sizable portion of "have sex" posters weren't trannies.

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Food, she talked about food a lot. And eating healthy is important.

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Thats a cool comeback, but have sex.

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>Ser Davos
Davos is a Lord. Sam is the Lord of House whatever since his father/brother. Brienne I dont know, I'm guessing she's the last of her name but it makes no sense

They're discord trannies

>Why would Sansa shoot down her uncle's bid for kingship
Because he's a fucking joke. Also she has Bran who is above him as Lord of the entire North

Does anyone have the "Family, Duty, Waves" Tully banner?

>the reach lords are kinda big on chivalry nobility and tradition. they'd rebell within days of finding out this smug cunt getting to rule over them.
They're all dead

can he even read?

Pretty much. Even as Queen she only took it after it was clear that no one else was going to do it for her. Snitching to Tyrion was her last bid to drag a kicking and screaming Jon upon a throne of some kind.

Can have sex posters be banned

I must protest! I say N- *UGHK*

have sex

Have dilation

They'd have twice as many comebacks

If I were His Grace, King Edmure, I would have unsheathed my sword and shown Shansha how a Tully rapes.

Which is irrelevent as Sam forfieted all titles and lands the day he took the black.

BIG AYE

WE NEED MORE TIME

His fingers were crossed.

Can anyone explain this scene to me where he meets with the king beyond the wall and they're in futuristic clothing? Was it a vision of the future, what were they discussing?

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"I've had my share of seats. I had the seat at the red wedding, where your brother was murdered and your mother's throat was cut. I sat in a cell for gods know how long, waiting for my life to end, contemplating the war. Now is my time to make a stand, niece."

Queen Roslin

IMAGINE

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>Davos is a Lord
he's the lord of the rainwood or some usless shit like that which would make gendry his liege lord and representative on the council

Is it true he and littlefinger were good friends when they were younger?

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tobias menzies is probably the best actor left in the show.

there was a moment after all the comedy that went before it when he stood up and for a brief moment, the show resembled the vaguely elevated production that it was 8 seasons ago.

that it gets ended with a sudden irreverent CLAPBACK is all too apt for where the show and our society
at large has gone.

>When Lords Tytos Blackwood and Jonos Bracken visited Hoster to discuss their feud, young Edmure, his sisters, and Petyr Baelish drank wine when the adults were preoccupied.[16]
>Edmure dubbed Petyr as "Littlefinger", on account of House Baelish's holdings on the Fingers and Petyr's short stature.[17]
>Because Edmure served as Brandon Stark's squire when Petyr dueled Brandon, the wounded Petyr sent Edmure away when he tried to visit afterward.[18]

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>can he even read?
I googled it quickly and found reference to him reading a scroll handed to him

the rape, sansa

tell her to shut the fuck up because she is literally a teenage girl in a partiarchal society whose only job is to bear children and keep her husbands bed warm and her saying that to him or any man was wholly unrealistic

Bad writing

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This isnt the Middle East

It was rape

>comander night watch
>any relevancy whatsoever

Because she starts the series as a stupid spoiled bitch and ends the series as a stupid spoiled bitch who got raped once. That's her arc for the entire show.

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Fucking kek.

Pure feminist fanservice

And I'm usually one to say people are overreacting over muh SJW muh feminism

>yeah, that wouldn't hurt me unlike you
fuck you sodomized bitch

reminder that Sansa is no longer a Stark because the marriage was consumated.

>I fought for the north while you hid with your traitorous house Lady Bolton

only a high septon can annule a marriage. so even though she never fucked tyrion their still married

told tyrion the truth

The Blue are with the Trout is all his.

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cause Sansa is a complete copy of Caitlyn and Edmure still loves her

but he had sex with the cutest girl in the show

he absolutely is. the only reason why the riverlands isn't considered a kingdoms is due to historic circumstances as being tied to the iron islands.

Sansa is by far the least interesting, least tested one there

>muh rape is the most terrible thing to ever happen to anyone

With the whole talk about stories being important, radmure should have just brought up hers being literally nothing. A marriage pawn used for pussy. And she's trying to kween slay. He also should have pointed out she's more a tully and southern politician and in no way other than blood does she deserve to rule the north and will likely not last.

Pic related blows her the fuck out and was ruler of a small island, good luck with the huge north.

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Reminder that in Westeros when a lady marries into a house of equal or lesser station she keeps her maiden name.

That’s why Cersei is referred to as Cersei Lannister throughout the entire series in both the books and show.

The Baratheons are seen as equal or lesser to the Lannisters despite being the royal house. The Lannisters were kings of the Westerlands for thousands of years until Aegon’s Conquest. At that same the Targaryens made Orys Baratheon Lord of the Stormlands to repay him for his service and because Orys was Aegon’s bastard brother. So the Baratheons have less of a reputation amongst Westeros.

sure man. explain Elya Martell? were the Martells more powerful than the Targaryens? its just an inconsistency to remember that some characters are "the bad guys" and other are "the good guys" like how Joffrey wears red to make sure you know he is a lannister. under no exception Sansa shouldn't take Ramsey's name. in fact, using your own logic, we can say that Sansa should take Ramsay's name, as the Starks are no longer landed individuals. they have no power and the Boltons were the lords of the north.

Smack her in the fucking face.

Lord of the riverlands and the twins. If you wanna get south to North or North to South you gotta go through him

I always liked bronn so im happy he got it.

Fucking based

>Because they're named characters?
Yes. I mean in the books Bronn is never mentioned again after Tyrion escapes.

>Sansa is no longer a Stark because the marriage was consumated.
According to who user? The Boltons are dead.

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>Yes. I mean in the books Bronn is never mentioned again after Tyrion escapes.
Seriously Bronn should get his own spinoff

Not to mention he was the only one who would step forward and pay for King Robbs price for breaking his promise to Lord Frey. He undoubtedly suffered more than Sansa ever did. Locked in a fucking dungeon for 3 years and made to stand at the gallows outside his own home while his uncle told the Freys to kill him. Didn't even get to see the birth of his kid. Fuck Sansa. Who's debt did she pay for?

I love you, big sister, and I always will. AYE!

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>Sam: Lord of Horn Hill after being dismissed from the NW by Royal Decree. (Something that has precedence on both the show and books as Maester Aemon turned down a dismissal from the Maesters and NW to become King and Stannis offered Jon Snow a dismissal to become Lord of Winterfell.)
>Davos: Jon and Stannis’s Hand of the King and Master of Ships. Likely elevated to Lord of some holdfast after the wars.
>Brienne: Sansa’s and Bran’s bodyguard and possibly the Lady of Tarth if the elderly Lord Selwyn died or abdicated offscreen.
>Yohn Royce: Lord of Runestone and probably the Regent and Lord Protector of the Vale.
>Sweetrobin: Lord of the Vale
>Sansa: Acting Lady of Winterfell and Warden of the North who is the ringleader behind the siege of KL by calling the banners of the North, Riverlands, and Vale.

>Yara: Queen of the Iron Islands

They were all there for a siege and parlay not an election.

Now why the fuck was anyone else there? Who are those unnamed assholes? Why did we not get Arianne or some cute unnamed Indian princess with a bad pussy?

the rape was known to the entirety of winterfell and is pretty obvious what happens after the wedding night dude come on now its common knowledge. did you even see Tyrion, Tommen and Radmure's weddings? there were people asking for the bedding. come on dude you are defending retarded shit.

You don't.
Maintain frame and keep doing your own thing.

Oof

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criminally underrated

>Like tears in riverrun.

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And thats exactly how his ark should have ended. He marries the Stokeworth girl, gets his castle and lives outside of the story, thats it, he is usless for the story from that point on.

>never mentioned again
He's brought up a few times in Feast, Cersei gets paranoid about having one of Tyrion's friends still around in the crownlands, and so convinces the other Stokeworths to try and kill him. Then later its shown they hillarious failed at it and ended up dead themselves, and so now Bronn is actually lord of Stokeworth instead of just being married to a retarded second daughter. By the end of Feast he's basically ended up being one of the most important nobles from the Crownlands, all thanks to Cersei being retarded.

You sit down like the little bitch you are. Edmure is cringe incarnate.

The way D&D handled Sansa was unironically misogynistic. She does nothing of her own accord in the whole series and when she does, it's for manipulative, conniving self-serving reasons, neatly fitting into the ages-old trope of the dishonourable, scheming woman who sets people against each other for seemingly no good reason.

D&D are stupid, and suffer from serious internalised mysoginy. They can't wrote female characters to save their life

KING IN THE NORTH

haha Sansa was so mean! imagine if she kicked him to the ground and stepped on him in front of everyone haha

Well they've clearly shown that doesn't matter because lord fucking Une from fuck knows where gets a vote too

>neatly fitting into the ages-old trope of the dishonourable, scheming woman who sets people against each other f
It's literally what Littlefinger did, that's where Sansa got it from. How did you miss such an obvious part of her character arc?

History and pedigree are important in the Seven Kingdoms. Even after the Baratheons took the crown they were seen as lesser or merely equal to the Lannisters who have been in Westeros for thousands of years, were kings, and unlike the Baratheons did not have a progenitor who was a bastard. (At least in the eyes of the public.)

The Martells keeping their name is precisely something they would do. Dorne was the only Kingdom that wasn’t conquered by the Targaryens. Every time the forces of the other six kingdoms invaded they had their asses handed to them. The Targaryens had to agree to a marriage to House Martell so that the rulers of Westeros would be Martell, for Dorne to agree to join the Seven Kingdoms.

In the books the Martells actually go by the full name of Nymeros-Martell because they want everyone to remember they descend from Queen Nymeria who has more esteem than her husband Lord Mors Martell.

haha, that would be so bad! Imagine if she made him lick her feet haha

>Sam: Lord of Horn Hill after being dismissed from the NW by Royal Decree. (Something that has precedence on both the show and books as Maester Aemon turned down a dismissal from the Maesters and NW to become King and Stannis offered Jon Snow a dismissal to become Lord of Winterfell.)
and then he became maester for 2 weeks and swore vows to never hold lands both times. he is not qualified to be there because he is not even a high ranking maester, and he can't rule lands.
>Davos: Jon and Stannis’s Hand of the King and Master of Ships. Likely elevated to Lord of some holdfast after the wars.
maybe the one with some reason to be there for being Jon's hand. other than that, he is a little lord of the stormlands, gendry is already there.
>Brienne: Sansa’s and Bran’s bodyguard and possibly the Lady of Tarth if the elderly Lord Selwyn died or abdicated offscreen.
so she shouldn't be there. a bodyguard has no place is an important council. and she is definetly not lady of tarth and was never said anything about her inheriting tarth take your assumptions up your butthole.
>Yohn Royce: Lord of Runestone and probably the Regent and Lord Protector of the Vale
SweetRobin is already there. and he isn't regent as CIA asked Robin if he wanted to go to war and he was the one who decided.

Sansa can literally say none of that never happened she was never even in the same castle with the boltons and they're lying

Bran will show them the tapes

even if what you say is right, which it totally is, doesn't take away the fact that she was married to Ramsey and their marriage was consumated. everyone should mock her for being defiled of her purity by the one who usurped the north. there should be no respect for her specially after she got the northerners killed in the battle of the bastards because she didn't tell them about the vale army.

Tully's ain't shit. Fuck the fish. Blackfish was the only good one.

She was just breaking his balls that's all

how are ironniggers so canonically powerful in the books when all they own is a few resource ridden islands?

>"Well excuse me Sansa Bolton"

nigger. people where living in winterfell, lords wete invited to their marriage cetemony, and the bedding is something that happens after the ceremony. Tyrion was an incredible exception because he is a sad sack. gtfo with trying to defend the show.

BASED and genuinely well written pilled

Sam never graduated as a Maester. So like Oberyn, who studied as a Maester he never took vows as one. The thing he has to worry about is whether the books he stole (which are priceless and likely the only copies) would get him in trouble. But by the end it appears he is a Maester once again.

>You will never have a fit giantess niece who will humiliate you in front of the most important Lords and Ladies of Westeros drive her heels into your crotch in front of them. By be Lord?

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they're vikings except they lose every time they pillage. GRRM basically gimped them hard

No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, she's acting like a fucking jerk.

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>that piss stain
what did he mean by this?

They aren't that powerful, all they have going for them is a big fleet, which isn't even the best fleet either

He didn't say rape, just non consensual

Getting the Knights of the Vale to join the battle was a backup plan with no confirmation from Littlefinger and Robin. If anything the Northerners should be grateful for Sansa’s deus ex machina for saving their asses and mad at Jon for Leeroying into battle.

They used to control the Riverlands, which is stupid, because they’d have to sail around the continent to sail up the rivers

You forgot the last line:

How do you believe in yourself?
All of us have to believe that we're decent to sleep at at night, how do you tell yourselves that you're decent after everything that you've done?

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The Terror was a show, but I felt like the shaman monster manbearpig thing really contributed nothing to the story really. They should have just focused solely on the psychological aspect of it.

but that's not how in works in real life dude. you fucking plan ahead to lower casualties. the life of the vale didn't save shit, the northerners were dead. the vale should have taken the north, not bow to them. why do you defend this shit writing? sansa should have told ramsay so they could negotiatr for rickon first, then she should have told jon so he could prepare.accordingly, maybe fight and then the knights of the vale flank the boltons, but no that didn't happen. intead sansa lets ramsey kill rickon and then lets the northerners die. fine queen they got.

>How do you even respond to her in front of everyone without sounding butthurt?

You don't respond. You just sit down and take it, and silently plan Sansa's assassination. It's not that difficult to assassinate people in this universe that D&D created, i mean Bronn was in a position to kill Tyrion (hand of the queen) and Jamie quite easily.

The lords and peasants won't care

Didn't Qyburn have his Maester's status revoked for opening up living patients to understand how the body died.

this is 10/10 in bongland

He was also studying necromantic shit

>edmure: why should i have to marry any girl he picks? why can't i choose for myself?
>robb: uncle, you stupid bastard, just marry a frey. you're being selfish.
>edmure: what?! this whole mess was caused by you backing out of a better arrangement than i'm getting now
>blackfish: listen to your king
>edmure: WHAT?! you literally ran away from for decades because you refused to marry. you're still single now, why don't you fucking marry her if it's such a great deal?
>blackfish: i'm going to punch you in the face
>robb: we can't waste time. we need the freys after you lost a couple of soldiers in a victory against the mountain.
>edmure: oh, sorry if i won't take a lecture on the need for manpower from mr. i-killed-the-man-commanding-half-my-forces. also what was that shit about giving the freys harrenhall? the riverlands are mine to command.
>robb: forget about the riverlands, we're fighting for the north.
>edmure: ya, i heard you say that earlier. so, if that's all you care about whenever you win, are you just going to march your army back north while the lannisters fuck us up in retaliation? why am i helping you again?

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This.
the riverlands getting fucked is exactly why the brotherhood without banners formed. and they hate both the starks and the lannisters.

I get the feeling he was a pushover, you know, a weak person. The kind of person that would get bullied at school.

But eventually, he would turn into a school shooter.. and get revenge on the starks lma0

Criminally underrated

Friendly reminder that Stannis was the one true king

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Why are you so mad at a tv show? Does your dad make fun of you?

nice comeback incel