previous
/got/ general
My queen, now and always.
post "gods help you" meme
what the fuck are those shoes
first for the cutest Dane
If you didn't make yours already
Wow, looking at all the wildling women who seemed ready to suck his nuts dry I think Jon made the right call
we got at least 1 more week guys
dont even sweat it yet
xth for ancient exposition
Ice Zombie Bear!
I would have been okay with this as an original show ending
DING DING DING
*ahem*
Fuck Danyfags
Fuck Trannydragons
And fuck /ecg/
APOLOGIZE
based
kys
I will remind them:
The House of the Undying vision was in season 2, D&D didn't sit down with George and get the ending and broad strokes until sometime between seasons 3 and 4. So that vision was of their own making and not based on anything George told them. They even admitted in the commentary for that scene that they brought Drogo back because they liked Momoa and that the visions were to tempt Dany to stay.These fucking hacks, they literally retconned that scene to be foreshadowing for Dany's death.
Just like Arya closing eyes was in season 3, which they also retconned to mean her killing night king which they only admitted they planned for her to do around 3 years ago.
ALERT, ALERT, DAENERYS IN THE BOOKS DOES NOT GET KILLED BY JON IN THE THRONE ROOM AFTER GOING CRAZY
Daenerys may or may not get killed, but the how, why, when, where, and by who or what were fucked up by D&D
1
Don't you think she should kill him instead?
I don't know why /got/ is b& when other shows get to have a general. Isn't there a constant Dr. Who, a constant Alita, and a few other constant generals up?
Are Lannisters a cringe-tier house? I think so, pretty much only muh keikaku edgelords like them.
based
SHOW ME YOUR CUNT, I WANNA SEE IF IT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
>no pure blonde Wildling Princess in white
Look how they massacred my boy
Reminder; The Children of the Forest had hand grenades.
>ALERT, ALERT, DAENERYS IN THE BOOKS DOES NOT GET KILLED BY JON IN THE THRONE ROOM AFTER GOING CRAZY
I don't think this was ever actually in question lad
I miss Jojen :(
>and in that moment her cunt became the world
They left out the best part of Danys vision
>Glowing like sunset, a red sword was raised in the hand of a blue-eyed king who cast no shadow
The Hero of King's Landing
Best girl
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Cutest psycho!
I've still never seen him in the episode. Is this a meme?
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Taking en extra year to shoot less episodes.
There's a thing called hiring other writers if you don't want to write so much.
>yeah bro, I support Danaerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, how could you tell?
Based.
preston review out at the hour
Reminder that he trashed the finale, blamed it on D&D wanting to move onto Disney, thought Bran manipulated things, and wanted Dany on the throne
He arranged for posthumous upload? That's pretty cool I guess.
what is this
Best girl
>fucked up by D&D
Same for Jaime. That’s not how it’s going to go down for him.
*eats the charred flesh of Nightswatchmen*
Here's your king, bro.
PRESTON IS UPLOADING THE VIDEO AT 5PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE VIDEO WILL BE UP AT 5PM
45 MINUTES FROM NOW
I WAS GETTING SO TESTIE, I NEED MY PRESTIE
>implying Daenerys and Jon will ever meet in the books
Okay i have enough of waiting. When will Preston Jacobs upload his shitty videos
ADWD Bran is pure kino
GRRM said it was key to the story that they will meet
thank god
i just want to hear his voice
>implying they won't
Roll
What do D&D have against Targaryans tho. Every one of them got fucked over in the end. Every one, without exception.
Is it a Jewish thing? Are the Targaryans a stand-in for nazis?
Fuck off Preston. Stop shilling your e-celeb videos here, faggot.
Imagine being Preston Jacobs and uploading after nobody cares
>others/white walkers fanart
>it's always ice zombie old men
why
Factual.
>worships demonic gods
>possesses a retard knowing the retard doesn't like it and that it's wrong
He's no king of mine
Targ(aryens)
They even deleted Young Griff from the show because he's based as fuck
jej
imagine ever caring about that tard
>George
>avoiding incest
U wot?
No it's a stand in for low IQ as in TARD-garyens confirmed by Gurm as of this month
YO HO HO
Targs are unironically the shittiest house ever, if anything D&D have been wanking them too much, and shitting all over the actually based Baratheons. D&D also seem to be Lanniscucks.
The meme magic went too far. Poor lad.
love is the death of doody
what do you see now anons?
rollll
I miss him...
NED IAM SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR SMUG SATISFIED FACES
sei un negro
Why are Danish actors so bro-tier?
Based and Oldgodspilled
Baratheons are Targs in denial.
Let me get this straight
>the 3 Eyed Raven was in bumfuck nowhere North of the Wall for hundreds of years and the world got along fine not knowing he existed
>the Night King and the White Walkers only recently became active again after thousands of years for unexplained reasons
>the NK's plan is explicitly to kill the 3ER because he is the guardian of human knowledge or something
>the WW and NK fuck around for some time beyond the Wall seemingly amassing the army of the dead
>the 3ER is safe in his tree cave because of the magical ward around it plus the NK doesn't even know where he is
>the 3ER calls Bran to his cave after Bran becomes a cripple for some reason
>the NK doesn't even attempt anything before Bran bumps into him in a vision and gets marked
>the NK kills the existing 3ER but Bran is the new 3ER and escapes south of the Wall
>the NK knows where Bran is but still doesn't attempt anything before having a dragon delivered to him
>the NK possibly couldn't have even crossed south at all without the dragon
>the NK is so focused on killing Bran that he ignores major threats around him
>the NK genuinely dies from being stabbed with Valyrian steel once and nothing more
>the Valyrian steel kills him even though dragonfire didn't
>the fact that Bran is now the 3ER means absolutely nothing and he uses the newfound knowledge only once
>the fact that Bran is now king means absolutely nothing
Basically not a single element from the entire storyline is coherent and consistent to another element in the same storyline. Why did the 3ER call Bran? Why does the world need a 3ER at all let alone as a king? What would have the WW done if Bran wasn't marked and if the dragon wasn't delivered to them? Why didn't the CotF or Meera just snipe the NK with a dragonglass spear at the cave? What were the WW waiting for all this time? What was their goal after killing Bran? What was the old 3ERs' plan for Bran if he had never been marked? Why anything?
TH
*COUGH* *COUGH*
THE COUNSELOR
*WHEEZES*
THAT WAS PROMISED
*VOMITS*
cheap alcohol and tobacco
Needs more wheels
fuck. whats the name of that (Danish) movie with these guys?
REAL BOBBY POSTING HOURS
>Bronn could have won
Do you think people would be more mad or less mad if Bronn became King in the end?
He’s a kike right? One of the tribe
Have sex
toplaff
thanks based user
They’re all manically depressed barely functioning alcoholics
And more importantly, what did the whole time travel thing even amount to? And I'm not talking about his visions of the past, I mean his literal time travel powers. He only uses them ONCE, to brainfuck Hodor. And that's it.
i ship it
targs love that shit baratheons are basicly BVLLS gone rogue
A BOAR IS COMMING
If deuces all /emiliacringegeneral/ kys themselves by tomorrow
There's no confirmation Orys is actually Aecuck's brother. Additionally, the Durrandon DNA is clearly way more persistent than wherever Orys came from. Baratheons are basically just renamed Durrandons.
why is he so perfect bros..
Patrician taste coming through
Honestly if there's one thing I can't fault the show on, it's scaling back tyrions involvement in combat
For a fucking twisted dwarf who never shows any interest or desire for combat he's a fucking killing machine
We will be here forever
Why was it even necessary to fight the army of the dead?
Why didn't they just send in 20 good men to assassinate the Night King with a valyerian dagger?
Get fucked
YOUR MOTHER WAS A TARG WHORE WITH A FAT ASS
>likes penis in his buttox and mouth
>perfect
They told me I had no choice. I told them: I am Daario Naharis. I always have a choice.
Roll
Cope
>Robb
>Grey Wind
>grey is the Stark color, and Robb's words turn out to be "wind" and he dies for breaking his oath
>Sansa
>Lady
>becomes the Lady of Winterfell
>Arya
>Nymeria
>female noble who sailed West to explore and settled in Dorne
>Bran
>Summer
>his rule ends the winter and brings summer to the realm
>Rickon
>Shaggydog
>his story is a shaggydog story that ultimately led nowhere
>Jon
>Ghost
>died and resurrected, is now essentially a ghost
she would be if she wasn't wearing all those clothes under her apron
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN, BACK IN THE NORTH I WARNED YOU BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR, WELL HEAR IT NOW. I WANT THEM DEAD, MOTHER AND CHILD BOTH. AND THAT FOOOL VISERYS AS WELL IS THAT PLAIN ENOUGH FOR YOU
so what are Bran's powers exactly? He can warg into animals and gets visions?
Pretty based, the deserters had it coming.
Fuck D&D for not including my BOY Coldhands, Benjen is not him ffs.
If he was loyal to his brother the War of the Five Kings would've been over before it even started
the fuck is going on on the tapestry at his back?
show me your cunt
why did they replace this chad with the fuckboi nu-daario
who doesn't?
She should embrace the I'm an evil bitch look. Suits her so well.
...
just turn your sex off and have brain lmao
I busted a lot of nuts to this image
was he based?
based and wallpilled
he could see all timelines and decided to pick the one where kings landing would get genocided and he would be king
*immediately invades sacks King's Landing which has no standing army*
no one gonna call him out on this then?
It's true. Could've had his household guard take the red keep and declared Stannis king then rally the stormlands over before the lannisters could get there.
every man who doesn't have daddy issues or mental diseases
Preston’s autistic rage less than thirty minutes away.
GET HYPE
a fellow connoisseur
MUTHUH
I agree and wish there was more shots of her ass
they've all become stupid
Smells like pussy to me
Why? Young Griff isnt a fag like Jon and would marry her
the perfect alpha father
what would be the point? everything was burned down
Great, then she can be queen of the ashes.
2deep4me
Extremely
SHE IS MAH KWEEN
Actually all Baratheons have the Orys apperance: Black hair and blue eyes. We dont know if the Durrandons also shared those traits. I think Martin wrote about the half-brother thing to build some canon about dark black hair possibly overcoming Targ genes like in the case of Jon
Do you still do it? Just curious
kek
why does /got/ love this guy so much ?
>tfw pussy stank
Whoaaa duuude
Roll
Tywin and Joff are the only based Lanns
Why does he even want to see cunt? Cunts aren't very attractive. And I'm not gay, before you call me that. I think every part of a woman's body, except her cunt, is attractive. Her breasts, her ass, her legs, her back, etc. but the cunt is ultimately just a moist hole with meat flaps hangng out
He's an autist who needs to have sex, just like them.
Because he’s the /x/ of the ASOIAF community.
>the NK possibly couldn't have even crossed south at all without the dragon
This is the only thing I disagree with. They could have just walked around or broken through with the dead. If we are to believe that the "mark" on Bran is what makes the WWs able to cross the wall, then the physical wall itself isn't a huge problem.
I mean wildlings almost got through/over it so I doubt an undead army can't. Or they can freeze the shores and walk around. I think the dragon part was solely so idiots could go OMG ICE DRAOGN. But it is the part I don't really take offense with story wise - that is compared to all the other nonsensical parts you detailed.
Lannisters are based
he's got a reasonably easy to listen to voice, and his work is comprehensive and pretty funny
my little night king can't be this cute
Based prestonkino drops at 5:00 EST
Can we all agree Dany winning in the end would have been a better ending?
ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD, I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
he is /one of us/
I lost the image after a while
He can eat my flesh any day
Yes.
>red witch
So what the fuck ever happened to this guy? He used to post in every game of thrones related thread
can someone post the gif where dany says "i'm the mother of dragons" then a cut to drogo ramming her from behind?
:3
what was even the point of destroying the wall
they could've just walked on ice and go around it
sauce
someone post his ch*nk wife
half of these arent even in the show u pleb
Yes
Just rewatched the finale and its actually pretty damn good, pre time skip and the closing montage is actually great but the middle section lets it down.
Not sure why it got so much hate, probably for the death of Dany and King Bran i guess
Black hair and blue eyes were literally inherited from the Durrandons. Orys had dark hair (unspecified if dark brown or black) and brown eyes.
No.
*darkstar copypasta but about preston*
Would actually subvert my expectations
Explain to me how Dany was in any way a threat to Sansa or Arya. She showed no signs of trying to kill either of them. She even let Sansa get away with basically treason by telling Tyrion the secret.
>Joffrey
>Lannister
why wasn't he in the show?
he got banned
what happened bros....
this is how Cersei should have died
well pardon us mr. gucci loafers
it's funny how sansa basically ruined daenerys's life
>Would actually subvert my expectations
Agreed
>Drunken King Robert gets killed from an error from the equally drunk Edmure
kino
Too much of an anime LARPer for D&D to write
this guy would have made a 10/10 Harry Potter
I love how many people uniroically think they can write a better ending to a 7 book series than GRRM
Can't find it but this one's my GOAT
Literally all of them except one is in the show you autist.
Yes, Dany ruling with Jon would make my heart very happy
rull
Bran the Broken
>not marrying Lyanna
Why, user?
R+L = D is still happening in the books.... right bros?
>it's funny how sansa basically ruined daenerys's life
I don't get why they didn't like each other. She saved your retarded fucking ass.
absolutely
did he actually?
>GRRM
>Writing an ending to a 7 book series
You got masturbating Emilia. Well rolled
rolling
I think her shtick about Tyrion's "treason" is releasing Jamie back to Cersei.
As reasons go it's ridiculous and petty, because the only reason Tyrion released Jamie was to get him to ask Cersei to surrender, something which was part of her plan.
In fact, why didn't Dany just threaten Cersei with beheading Jamie if she didn't surrender?
Roll
Yep, her death was predictable as fuck.
>this scene
>later it is supposedly a key plotpoint that high valyrian doesnt have a masculine or feminine distinction regarding the prince who was promised
it's all so stupid
they could tell who she really was, a power mad tyrant in the making
also why would they trust somebody who wants to wage war on a continent and forced Jon to submit the entire north in the process? Not even an alliance or truce, full submission
If alarm bells are not ringing at that point then you are in trouble
he was so cute, what a waste
no user i'm just shitposting i don't know what happened to the maario poster but i miss him
BEST SEASON EVAAAHH
Targs actually make almost no sense once they no longer have dragons. It was just inertia that kept their dynasty going. But once they've been out of power for so long, there is zero reason to have them back if the dragons have fucked off again and there are no world-saving prophecies to fulfill.
There can only be one sun in the sky user
Why did you fail her, user? Why weren't you there to save her?
accurate
yeah i don't think so. in the show there is tyrion, dany, jamie, cersei and tyrion and thats about it. no gay ass rainbow knights
remember azor ahai? me neither
well, /got/?
>GREATEST QUEEN THAT EVER LIVED
>SANSA FUCKING STARK
Here are your beautiful and elegant ice elves bro
Because then dabid couldn’t have them be killed together by five small bricks
RELEASE THE DAMN REVIEW BEFORE I PISS MESELF
The new soundtrack make me feel
kek. thanks user.
this one's better
He's right
it's Jon dipshit, he saved the world from ice and fire
who gives a shit about this literally who's opinion
I can't believe I'm the ONLY person in my friend group that thinks Sophie is hotter than Maisie. They all think she's too tall
remember all those visions and foreshadowing that amounted to nothing
>5 minutes is enough to understand anything
he's a snipey little prick, or a boomer's idea of an edgelord
I luv you preston
no one can argue he's wrong
SHES NOT ONE OF US
WE DONT NEED ALLIES
ARYA'S THE ONE WHO KILLED THE NIGHT KING
After last episode, there were some theories that Arya's white horse was a symbol for her death, or something. So when she casually walked into the scene this episode, I was really disappointed, and confused.
Jon's change of heart to kill Dany, it didn't come across very well. It seemed like one second he is totally convinced to follow his duty and stand by his queen, even if she is cray, but then suddenly he stabs her.
There's Sansa, who still pretends to be some master schemer, even though she's not. I was really hoping she would either die, or get naked.
Where were you? You're a failure...
thats your average person who signed the petitions and voted on 1s IMDB
>I love how many people uniroically think they can write a better ending to a 7 book series than GRRM
Do you seriously believe this is the "ending"?
ill carry on his legacy
*ahem*
captain Maario Naharis
As a dane, I can confirm
Reminder that GRRM blogged this YESTERDAY:
>But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done.
which review?
Forced myself to read five words of Piers Morgan's tweets a few minutes ago after people demanded to know how I could say he was a colossal incorrect faggot if I didn't know him or who he was.
I was right: he was a colossal incorrect faggot. How does any normal person follow him?
If Dany had executed Jamie it would have made for a very interesting sequence of events and character moments.
>Cersei: AAAAARGH
>Tyrion: wtf you killed my bro
>Jon: wtf u killed a prisonuh
To be fair, 5 minutes just about gets you through the part where Tyrion finds his siblings dead under a small pile of gravel. Can't blame him for thinking it's shit after that.
kek why did this make me laugh
auts
>Do you seriously believe this is the "ending"?
he said himself in interviews multiple times, the main characters will have the same ending, secondary characters will be different
>a power mad tyrant in the making
Oh but the North leaving the seven kingdoms and a stark on the iron throne? Yeah totally not power mad.
Preston is expecting.
S H U T IT D O W N
>Jon
>Saved the world from ice and fire
That was Arya sweetie
For me the king selection scene just ruined everything. Almost none of it made any sense and it was odd that they had comedic beats after what was at least in theory a tragic death/choice made by the two most central characters.
So that made the pacing of the whole thing feel bizarre to me.
are you american? 5'9 / 175cm for a girl is here in northern europe not that unusual
source?
B A S E D
>I think her shtick about Tyrion's "treason" is releasing Jamie back to Cersei.
To be fair, Tyrion is purposefully been giving Dany bad advise. I don't think he wanted to kill Cersei, so he either willingly or by accident sabotaged the war effort.
The characters pictured are:
>Meera Reed
>Daven Lannister
>Arthur Dayne
>Beric Dondarrion
>Brynden Tully
>Aemon Targaryen
>Kevan Lannister
And that "gay ass rainbow knight" is actually the big guy in pic related.
Out of all these, only one is not in the series. Go fuck yourself.
>if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done
>Doesn't say it's gonna be a finished version of Winds
Bravo American Tolkien
>After last episode, there were some theories that Arya's white horse was a symbol for her death, or something
No, it's just D&D being hacks.
Arya dying would have been kino, but the better way to do it would have been a brutal and pointless death the same way all the civilians she was surrounded by suffered.
But without knowing the context in which those things happened it's impossible to really judge why they're bad.
Sophie is way hotter than that goblin
What the fuck is a preston?
>why didn't Dany just threaten Cersei with beheading Jamie if she didn't surrender?
Because the writing is so fucking bad it's not even funny.
fuck i knew they had that head connected to sticks
Time to find new frens user. At least they're not Danytards.
remember cersei's prophecy? me neither
>Do you seriously believe this is the "ending"?
George says it in interview just last month, its going to be the same ending. Hear it for yourself here
youtube.com
Sansa probably sensed her crazyness/anger because she wasn't loved in the north
Are they manlets? I'm only an inch taller than Sophie but I want her to step on me
congratulations
one of them is a danyfag and his room is plastered with Targshit posters and Dany fanart. He read the books long before the show came out though.
not him, but she's the waifu of his pal, bros before hoes dude
George doesn't write arcs, he writes circles. Both Jaime and Jon are headed straight to where they were at the beginning in the books as they did in the show.
Checked
Preston is going live soon bros!
Nice
>all your kids will die
>a younger queen will remove you from the throne
that all cam true though
Wait for it
RHAEGAR ACTUALLY FULFILLED THE AZOR AHAI PROPHECY
>The first time Azor Ahai forged a sword he tempered it in water but it shattered
>Rhaegar first thought himself to be Azor Ahai, dies in the waters of the Trident
>he second time Azor Ahai forged a sword he tempered it in a lion's heart but it shattered
>Then Rhaegar thought his children with Elia were Azor Ahai, they died at the hands of the Lannisters (lions)
>The third time Azor Ahai forged a sword he tempered it in the heart of his beloved, Nissa Nissa, and it became Lightbringer
>Then Rhaegar thought his (future) child with Lyanna would be Azor Ahai, and Jon killed Rhaegar's love Lyanna in childbirth
remember how it was revealed that bran could communicate with people from the past? Glad they didn't elaborate on this boring concept.
Here's your throne breh
>Sansa probably sensed her crazyness/anger because she wasn't loved in the north
Well considering they just fucking meet her I think so, but if it wasn't for her dragons the night king would have killed them all. And than she took out Cersei, the person who basically ruined the lives of thousands of Northerners. So basically Sansa indirectly killed the greatest friend and liberator of the North.
>Starks have had grey eyes, long faces and brown hair for millennia
>the last "Stark" in the North is auburn haired, blue eyed Seven worshipping filth
Why George? Why?
>Preston is going live soon bros!
Post LINK
And his wife is pregnant.
NEW
NEW
Is that like the ancient writing technique that George Lucas used for the star wars prequels? Uhh what was it, circles within circles, ring composition, etc
> And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you
>gets killed by a stone
check'em
Good fucking riddance
No. All waifu fags should kill themselves.
Sansa worships the Seven? I thought she worships both the Seven and the old gods. (not sure how she does that)
obviously some normie made this because the Frodo ending is evidently Jon Snow's
I think I’m personally both 7 and 8
already posted but here
youtube.com
GRRM says had several days of story conferences with DnD to go through the events of what he has planned for the last 2 books
Only thing that will change is to do with secondary characters
Ok
i think she took after her mom and worshiped the seven
like a heathen
That wasn't in the show prophecy scene, bookfag
>NAILED IT
D&D
>my boy might live
>worships both
That's almost worse desu. But she definitely worships the seven and prays to them, I think any old god shit is just an excuse to go where no one will follow her since they don't worship the old gods
Too tall? She seems too short. My ex is 5'9 and I wouldn't mind her being taller. Though when you are 6'4 most girls are short.
>kubrickesque
Also the Starbucks cup because the stars of the show buck about the ending.
never heard of any of them. what's the point of picking only unknown characters like a tryhard hipster? who are you trying to impress? go get laid