Brownies edition
/got/
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*AHEM*
FUCK /ECG/
FUCK DOTHARKI
FUCK JANNIES
Is this the new /ecg/ thread?
You will fuck the jannies and marry /ecg/ to unite our houses. and that will be the end of it
Cutest psycho!
Fourth for Stannis, of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm.
Jon Snow gets executed when?
*AHEM*
Fuck Jon 'I dun worntit"
Fuck Jannies
Fuck D&D
Dany was literally always /ourgirl/
/aye/
NED FUCK MY SISTER
/got/
She is love.
Cutest queen in the seven kingdoms
This post is dedicated to Myrcella the Beautiful of the House Baratheon, the first of Her Name, Rightful Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm..
APOLOGIZE
what a terrible makeup
>protector of the realm
>killed by brienne of fucking tarth
Absolutely fucking based
Neck self pajeeta lovers
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
aye
Just a casual and friendly reminder that Jon departs on good terms with Sansa despite her sacrilegious breaking and oath made under a hearty tree to him, directly contributing to the deterioration of Dany's mental state, leading to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of innocents, the destruction of the capital and Jon being forced to kill the woman he loves.
Really makes you think.
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Which one did they copy the most?
AH DUN WAN IT
AH NEVA 'AVE
DA ONLY WAH DAH MADURS IS DA WAH IN DA NORF
DAH NAIT KING AND HIS ARMY OF DA DEAH ARE CAMMING
SHES MAH KWEEN. AH LUV 'ER
Will Westeros ever colonize or is it being a continental empire like China preventing so?
What is there to colonise? All the known land is taken by equal powers
So what would Ser Jorah have thought of Dany firebombing King’s Landing and killing tens of thousands of civilians? We asked Ser Jorah actor Iain Glen that very question.
“There’s a sweetness in that because Jorah will never know what she did,” Glen says. “That’s probably best. It’s a blessing for him that he never found out what happened to her. And from a pragmatic story point of view, his death served a greater purpose. Where could we have taken Jonah from there? F— if I know.”
smirkfu
Truly a Game of Thrones(®)™
DABID TWO SWORDS DABID
threadly reminder that emilia clarke is an old hag
>brittle
>stick up his ass
>a ham
Imagine being a Stannisfag
Arya Columbus will find new lands full of bad poosie and harrenhals i shupposhe to conquer
yes
jesus christ all those typos I should not be phoneposting at 4am in bed
Deneris Tardarian is dum hore
>A HAM
Chimpthoryos
ASHARA FUCK MY BROTHER
>Just a casual and friendly reminder that Jon departs on good terms with Sansa despite her sacrilegious breaking and oath made under a hearty tree to him,
Have sex
>they’re still making GoT threads
GO BACK
woe to the /ursuper/ if we had been
shouldn't have posted at all
have sex
Isaac Asimov
I'd still eat her ass.
But why conquer it if Westeros is already a continental empire larger then Europe?
*SURPASSES KINO*
Jorah would have followed anything Dany said unflinchingly. If she told him to kill every last baby in king's landing he would.
whichever one appreciates a beautiful rape the most
i'd steal lick her feet clean of sweat
In this thread: we rewrite earlier seasons in the same style that D&D wrote later seasons
>Ned comes out of the brothel with Littlefinger
>instead of Jaime and his henchmen surprising them out of nowhere to confront Ned about Tyrion's abduction, we get Joffrey walking up to both of them, alone, with the sword Lion's Tooth in his hands, reclaimed from the river in which Arya threw it
Joffrey: "I didn't know Starks had such low IQ. Let me help you conclude this investigation, Ned. Here is the answer you're looking for... Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, is my REAL father. Did you really think someone as great as me could come from the same family as that fat friend of yours and his idiot fanatic brother, Stannis?"
Littlefinger: "well well well, looks like we have a fight on our hands! My bet is on the bigger guy."
*Joffrey attacks and we assume Ned will easily disarm him like Arya did*
*lo and behold, Joffrey fights like a master swordsman, a true subversion of expectations like Ramsay's 20 Good Men feat and Euron noscoping Rhaegal"
*Ned gets disarmed and is in shock*
he put hoes before bros and humiliated his surrogate father before letting him die. fuck stannis
I often think of what was the worst abomination D&D ever produced was. I'm unsure but this is high on the list.
chaos is a lada
Because they are in love with each other, user.
>inferior duo edition
Yikes
basado et rojo
50% chance those were his exact words and they worked. based brandon
>en.wikipedia.org
linked to BRAN the blessed
en.wikipedia.org
A legendary welsh king who fought the Irish who kept REVIVING their warriors with a magic cauldron
Yup that's it alright
vile
so many songs that get mentioned but were never put in the show. what would they have sounded like bros
>robert baratheon arrives at winterfell
>tries to get off his horse
>falls and trips cause of his long coat
>OWWWWW FUCK, SOMEONE HELP YOUR KING
>everyone trying to surpress their laughter
>sansa says: stand up robby
>everyone laughs
>ned laughs
>the boar laughs
Bran Stark talking severed head mode when?
>legendary meteorite blade
>regular sword with a sticker on it
Reading the books, what should I expect?
damn.
>implying the depressed manlet could ever compete with Someone Taller
>the name "Brân" in Welsh is usually translated as crow or raven
We have been blind all this time.....
Good shit. Also the order isn't totally chronological
underage sex that makes your peen hard
no closure
a fun if mildly confusing time
>Hit the wall so hard make-up artists need overtime pay edition
Yikes
So what's all this I'm hearing about Jorah supposed to surviving and Dany being pregnant? Why did they cut all this?
Joffrey: "Surprised, Stark? This is the same sword your daughter threw in the river. I spared her the humiliation I just gave you, because we don't hurt little girls in Westeros under my kingship. But you know what they say in Essos? Valar morghulis. All men must die. You'll be joining her butcher boy friend who paid the iron price."
*knocks out Ned with the pommel of Lion's Tooth*
*Ned wakes up to Robert staring at him in disbelief*
*Ned tries to tell Robert the truth about his 'children' but Robert just points and laughs at the man who got humiliated by a spoiled teenager, saying that Ned is just butthurt about Joffrey utterly trouncing him*
*Ned starts to seethe with anger in his humiliation, and in his rage pulls out the Valyrian steel knife and stabs Robert in the eye, which means Ned is now a Kingslayer"
*Ned goes through a "oh my god, what have I done" psychological breakdown, he tries to hide the body but Bobby B is too heavy to move around*
*Littlefinger walks in while Ned is weeping over Bobby B's corpse. This scene is similar in nature to Brienne stumbling across Stannis slumped against a tree, and Job confronting Daenerys in the destroyed throne room*
Littlefinger: "This Robb meant so much to you, hasn't he? He means as much to you as the other Robb, your wife's son."
Ned: "My wife's son?"
Littlefinger: "and mine."
*Ned takes thirty seconds to figure it out, then starts weeping hysterically*
Littlefinger: "Funny, when I was young, I found myself in a similar situation to this. Except the roles were reversed, and it was a real man, Brandon, who I was at the mercy of...but it was I who layed with Catelyn while you were off fighting against the Khaleesi's uncle."
Ned: "FUCK!!! YOU!!!"
Littlefinger: "and do you want to know who else I've lain with?"
Ned: *seethes*
Littlefinger: "Your sister"
*executes Ned in the same way Brandon could've executed Littlefinger*
I do not remember this episode lol
imagine a plot where
>Cersei somehow captures Dany
>is constantly doing sadistic shit to her
>meanwhile, elsewhere, Jon and Jorah are trying to figure out how the fuck dragons work
fat pink mast
Food and landscape descriptions.
>My bet is on the bigger guy
biggest guy coming through
dude politics lmao
underaged tits
>So what's all this I'm hearing about Jorah supposed to surviving
nigger they literally burn his corpse in E4
based
boredom
Is is possible to do ASOIAF if they had a tv show for each individual book? So seven tv shows for seven books?
>The name "Brân" in Welsh is usually translated as crow or raven.
Eight years and I only just fucking found this out.
in the original outline he wasn't supposed to die. that's what he meant
What this from
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
COULD THIS REALLY BE IT
Power is simply a tool. It is neither good nor bad, just a tool used by good and bad people.
>Ep 2 was a kino goodbye to some of our favorite characters
>even a song to commemorate it
>ep 3 comes and retroactively ruins all of ep 2
would be higher quality with more seasons than there are books. a lot happens in storm and they shouldn't have cut as many plotlines and characters as they did
it seriously should be adapted as an animated series
When is Preston gonna do a rewrite of season 8?
kek, that'd be funny
Who took the photo?
Celt Gang
>and Dany being pregnant?
it was heavily hinted in s7 and supposed to be a plot point in s8 but d&d wanted to subvert expectations and cut it from the storyline
>it seriously should be adapted as an animated series
And get the original actors to do the voices.
me
Would still tap
This.
who could've?
>but d&d wanted to subvert expectations and cut it from the storyline
Did this whole "subvert expectations" shit come from internet culture or something? It fucking sucks.
it's over. it's fucking over bros. no got this sunday and at least another year before winds gets released. no dream probably ever. it's finished. what the fuck
based
wouldn't work for the former child actors, but the good ones from the older cast I guess
why would you want to split a continuous narrative into 7 different television shows?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
cersei's middle-aged jealousy ruining all of her scheming is kino. d&d really fucked her up by removing the whole "young and beautiful queen to replace you" thing in later seasons
it comes from Rian Johnsson's antics directing Star Wars: The Last Jedi
What are jannies?
i really like this image.
people who clean the floor
>we had the whole arya in braavos plot line
>but a totally rushed season 8
please stop shilling your eceleb
Why didn't they just make him King?
so fucking fresh
Unpayed help. Think slaves but even lower because jannies take pride in their slavery
when will preston start the damn video before I piss myself?
What a fine specimen
Blah blah blah wheel
they should have aged up all the kids anyway instead of just jon, robb, and dany. everything would have made more sense
just of the boat eh? leave now while you can
he tried to marry a goblin
Inspired
they are so beautiful
the fuck is wrong with his shirt
oh wow look he's a real baratheon now should we try to convey this visually OH NAH LET'S JUST DRESS HIM IN THE SAME MIND NUMBINGLY BORING FORM FITTING BLACK LEATHER PEASANT GARBS AS EVERYONE ELSE GREAT IDEA BRAVO DABID
You just KNOW
yikes^2
brits for the love of god stop eating like pigs
>this nu
yikes
>can't count to 20
>day 1 of my long reign
fucking blackadder season 1 had a better costuming department than game of thrones.
>The right side of his face is gaunt, with sharp cheekbones and a heavy brow, while the left side is a burned ruin with a stump for an ear.[2][3][N 1] Slick black flesh is pocked with craters and deep cracks that ooze red and wet.[2] The scars extend down to his throat.[4] There is a twisted mass of scar around his right eye, which is still good. Sandor's nose is large and hooked, and his long hair is dark and thin and brushed so that it covers the right since no hair grows there. Sandor's eyes are grey and bone shows on his jaw.[2]
He's too good-looking here. The whole point of Sansa interacting with him is that it helps her stop being shallow, it defeats the purpose if he's not ugly at all
So he can take his rightful crown by force.
Save it my friend.
>Can't read and has no education
Poor pick. Out of the available picks Edmure pretty much was the best really. Had battle experience, wife and heir(?) and most importantly could fucking stand.
they did age up all the kids
robb/jon 14 - like 18 or whatever it was
sansa 11 - 13
arya 9 - 11
bran 7 - 9
rickon 3 - 6
joffrey 12 - older
myrcella 8 - older
tommen something idk - older
Still wood
mildly overkill. they toned down the scars for the show because the prosthetic made it impossible to talk, but it was the right decision because turning him into two-face from batman is just silly
*invents democracy*
hes showing the non burnt side of his face
jon was 17 in the 1st season
It's more about deflating the fetishism of Sansan fags.
kek
sounds retarded lol
>best in the west
gets me everytime
Why didn't Sansa use the Crown of Winter?
Yeah wtf was that out of nowhere, what is he some kind of horse sympathizer?
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ANOTHER ARYA CHAPTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why would they make Sonic the king of seven kingdoms?
In this pic maisie > sophie
yeah this was how democracy was founded burgers now please clap
>Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses
D&D kinda forgot it existed
i still think it would have made more sense if they added a few more years. the show was fine with the ages but the books were blatantly ahistorical when it came to that shit
Best myrcella
Night's Watch pick their Lord Commander democratically, so it's not a completely novel idea
Bran was 10 when he got window shove'd
*immediately BTFO*
>can't wait to shake Jaime's hand
TOPKEK
Arya chapters are good, n-word
D&D’s obsession with their monster mommy ruined the show
I for one like season 8
*sniggers*
based shapiro defending his jewish brethren
I'm literally crying because I'll never get to clean Sophie's ass and feet with my tongue
have my last one
>WHERE ARE MY ELEPHANTS.jpg
God, I wish they had elephants for the battle. Imagine it, flaming elephants running around, charging into their own forces in a blind panic
And that side is supposed to be ugly. Cute Sandor is an invention by roasties, the whole thing is better if he's gross-looking
>blatantly ahistorical
how so?
You were saying bro?
>someone farts near her
>the next 5 pages are how she's going to have kill him for that
jesus she looks like a grandma
Sophie is so fucking hot in this picture
he doesn't though, he went on enormous rants about it on his show
We already got a little something of them in the show, user
He's the recognized son of the last legitimate King to sit on the Iron Throne. This is a feudal monarchy, education is irrelevant, bloodright is all that matters. Plus, that just means the other lords would vote for him, because they'd see him as an easy puppet that can be portrayed as the 'smallfolk king'.
No you won't because she's MINE
he IS gross looking, you know with the whole "oh shit half my face has no fucking skin on it lol"
which is it then
>implying that's not based
Holy shit where do you live to grandmas look like that
t. british "man"
>Reminder Martin shat on DnD, by pretty much confirming his book plot points are filler youtube.com
Why is Yara/Asha/whatever laughing? She LITERALLY was in an election, are they saying she's saying democracy bad now that she lost to Euron? What?
>file name
>Granny of dragons
And when you will be having a stick up your ass?
GURM
>Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine?
>How can mortal men be perfect kings?
GURM's own solution to his answer
>LMAO LET'S JUST HAVE A KING THAT IS NOT JUST A MORTAL MEN
>Flawless plan
>GOAT king
>10/10 ending
>suck it Tolkien
BRAVO MARTIN
Kingsmoot =/= democracy.
Those two statements aren't contradictory
>Daynes
Smart
Strong
Loyal
Loving
Caring
Gentle
Passionate
Lazer beam eyes
Can fight with two swords
>Trouts
Cruel
Awful
Terrible
Evil
Lies
Yucky
Not good
Doesn’t have lazer beam eyes
you are a complete newfag if you complain about /got/
only ship captains get a vote
The Sneed is strong.
t. didn't have sex
don't ever dare to call me that, i have nothing in common with those incestoid ugly ass island fucks
How much longer before these slags fade into obscurity and I don't have to see 100 threads a day about them?
*Casually outmaneuvers Tywin*
With that jaw?
what a shitty cup. you can’t even put it down. fuckin trash
>wins every battle
>still loses war
Idk about Maise but Sophie already made it into the neverending circle that is capeshit so... not very soon bro.
few different ways. one of them is westerosi marriage practices. in a setting with shit medical care, many women died in childbirth. in order to successfully carry a kid to term, women had to be old enough to survive a pregnancy, which means most women weren't popping out kids until they were out of their teens. noble boys and girls could be betrothed as early as 9, but wouldn't actually get married or consummate the marriage until much later because otherwise there's a high chance the bride would die and take a potential heir with her.
people were also knighted later, again in their early twenties. training for knighthood took a kid's entire childhood and adolescence, beginning around seven and continuing as they ascended from page to squire in their teens. shit like 16-year-old loras being a knight or 16-year-old brienne being a master fighter is blatantly fucking ridiculous - they aren't strong enough to be competent warriors at that age, and they haven't had the time to accrue the kind of training they'd need to perform at that level.
a lot of people assume that people in the past were much younger when they did things, but that's just because high infant mortality skews the average age that people died and makes it look like medieval populations were generally younger. in reality, the customary age to do things like begin a career, get married, etc. etc. were pretty similar to what they are now.
>Dies
>Show becomes shit
>t.lowtest weak chin manlet
If he wasn't so impulsive he could've been king of the north, riverlands and vale
That's Tywin
>he didn't even bother to say "mayhaps" when making promises he didn't intend to commit to to the Freys
It's like he wanted to be beaten and thrown into the river by the Lord of the Crossings
>sends theon to negotiate with the greyjoys even after his mom TOLD him it was a bad idea and he might defect
how can one man be so smart but also so retarded
>Sophie already made it into the neverending circle that is capeshit so
Disney buying up the rights would end her career in that particular capeshit
That's Ned
based and little walderpilled
someone post the HQ "gods help you D&D" image
they probably wanted a weak king so they could be left alone without royal interference. bran being unable to produce an heir and turn it back into a hereditary monarchy straight away is another bonus from their point of view. they didn't want the best king, that's why they chose bran.
Stop talking about sluts for a second.
Who's your favorite male character, based on personality and ideology.
Hardmode: no Tywin.
Theon is the best character in the series
t. woman
thoros of myr of course
Alright homo
Dany
Pre-S8 Jon
I just agreed with you, faggot
too easy
that's jon arryn
how about 7 seasons but each with as many episodes as needed to convey the full story
Kayser Dany ofc
Drogon
Baelish
close second
BOBBY B
DONT ENTER WITHOUT AN INVITATION
MAN
Lord Petyr Baelish
theon is my favorite character but based on personality and ideology alone i have to take aeron or beric
>NO GODLESS MAN
beric
that's Will of the Night's Watch
This
Roose.
>cares about family
>doesn’t take shit from nobody
>smart
>fucks and impregnates slampigs
Tywin
For me, it's a threeway tie between Euron, Petyr and Bran.
This is their book versions of course.
>mfw Petyr pov chapter in tWoW
t. I’m too young to die
Ser Alliser of House Thorne, the most dutiful man in the 7 kingdoms
He wasn't that smart. 90% of the thinking was done by the blackfish
I am having a small crush on Maize, she looked so hot walking out of burned down Kings Landing. Here's a nice pic of her :D
>marries some nurse instead of frey cutie
>let's theon invade winterfell
>beheads karstark
*casually outmaneuvers stark regency in the north*
oh dear
>while an ancient enemy returns after being dormant for thousands of years
did they ever explain why the white walkers had been dormant?
Nobody wore crowns in the show, sadly.
See she looks alright there but Christ almighty is she inconsistent.
*gets fatter during nights watch*
boners
will be even worse when the finale is on the graph
TELL HIM
TELL HIM WHAT YPU DID TO DANY!
>get to war for Ned and Robb
>get his lands sacked, burned and his people butchered
>only "mistake" he did was beating the mountain when Robb didn't want him to be beaten yet
>marries a FUCKING Frey because his nephew couldn't keep his damn vows
>as reward gets most of family and friends killed and spends literal years in some moist wet dark dungeon next to a river
>has to take himself and his family's name in the dirt by giving up Riverrun to save the infant baby future of his family form his shitty wife's family and their allies
>goes through hell and back because he stood by the Starks, his family, when it mattered
How is he repaid by his relatives?
>not even allowed to finish his damn sentence
>told to sit down
>followed by a damn sassy look at the chair
If he had unleashed the sword to kill his kins right then and there I wouldn't even have blamed him desu
The last episode of got was the worst episode of got
he was also wearing a full set of leather armor
and he was on the ship when drogon burned it, how is he not burnt?
the virgin gendry: spends four seasons rowing a boat
the chad squid: uses his massive biceps to swim the entire blackwater bay in fifteen minutes
disappointment
too old
He did his duty
>Uncle, have sex
>t. Meryn fucking Trant
They usually had some sort of stand.
beric, the old bear.
Used to be cute.. but not anymore
He is cute.
Carl Drogo and Varys
>I was in a sex dungeon with my wife for 5 years, I've had enough sex, thank you very much niece. Oh, also, have rape.
she cute
youtube.com
she's actually probably about 16 in that image
which is age of consent in most european countries
*Chant that gets progressively loud*
slagsslagsslagsslagsslagsslagsSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGSSLAGS
LOVE SLAG
SIMPLE AS
This scene was great
Davos was broken by what happened
So is Jon in the nights watch and free folk?
If he had more screen time I'd prolly go with Jeor Mormont desu
Have strokes and die.
i like this one a lot. with the exception of meli and jaqen, it's in line with the actual alliances and holdings of house tyrell
She's a 1997
S2 was filmed around 2011-2012
>the chain and the s&m gear
dirty bitch
What the fuck happened to the Dothraki?
season 3 was 2012, so 15, still legal in alot of countries
Dying on the Summer Isles when Grey Worm takes them and the Unsullied there and they’re exposed to the poisonous butterflies lethal to outsiders
they were all eliminated during the long night but got revived in ep 6 but then they kinda forgot them
Last seen at the docks when Jon is sailing away
SLAAAG WIIIIIFE
show Euron = best Euron
just kidding, it's Stannis. Theon is a close second too. I'm talking books ofc
>home/castle
>it's a fucking shed
Tyw-
Davos
>wife
Seek glasses
My queen :3
If I saw a grandma that looked like that she'd be the mother of my dragons if you catch my drift
I got ya, kid.
Jannies is for Janitors which is a derogatory euphemism for the "mods" or moderators of these boards. In this wild west format, any infringement of freedom is hated and thus the seldom used power of the mods is attacked. This is curiously done sometimes with the complex 4chin style of mixed hate/mirth and, like the term "faggot" can even be a non-pejorative.
Fuck the Jannies often doesn't mean anything against the mods. Just as a christian might self identify as a "christ-fag," the vernacular here is often cloaked in a numbness to vitriol.
Lurk moar.
All breddy good, post more
those baps
Why didn't he tell Shansha she could come visit as well?
As Queen in da Norf one or two visits to see the NW's state would be nice and semi-expected desu
based and fleghornpilled
I miss them, Yea Forums.
which house is this? also fuck targshits
WHERE
THE
FUCK
IS
PRESTON
How do they hide her real hair on order to put on such rather small wig? She has long dark hair.
I think he actually roped after realizing all the leaks were real.
>which house is this?
Original house I used in Game of Thrones: Ascent. I just recreated the flag here
we ded
So I'm listening to the council meeting, and I think before he's cut off Sam says Drogon is flying towards Vol(-on Therys? -antys?)
So if he's going SE he's going towards the general direction of Valyria?
I hate that cowardly shit writing D&D do. Every time it gets interesting they cut away to lolquips.
I think the final line in the series is a quip about brothels.
bannerman to the lannisters? i'm assuming that castle is casterly rock
>Valyria
Wew Drogon and Danys corpse confirmed infected with disgusting valyrian flesh eating worms I guess
I often wonder how many regulars we have here
wasted get
>bannerman to the lannisters
Indeed.
i know. pretend my post was just "STANNIS" fifty times
I already am lmao
It's a fake though.
...
Based and slagpilled
>Aerea
whatever happened to her, she didn’t deserve it
I want to save her
New thread when?
Drogon took her to the red priestesses or to Quaithe in Asshai, user. She's fine. Fine!