could this movie have been made today?
Could this movie have been made today?
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no, Natalie Portman is too old now
OP btfo
punks
I love this movie it's cute and funny.
Yes and it would have won several oscars
who would you cast in the remake. I'd say X-23 actress
Wasn't this more or less lolicon?
>Could absolute, unmitigated kino be made in 2019
It's an unequivocal no unless Leon was based on a comic I never heard about.
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is this /ourmovie/
why no? at least they should try
don't mind about the forced diversity, transfaggotry propaganda, political cringe, or liberal agenda, as long as there are more cute lolis in cinema
fpbp
This movie fucking sucks and is lauded by weeb incels go fap 2 loli in ur alita containment thread have sex
LOL
>lolicons
>have sex
terrible advice
with a black leon yes, of course
Kek, what a cuck
if natalie was a boy yes
this movie and the fifth element makes me think luc besson is a pedo
>fifth element
how so?
cause leelu is flat as a 12 year old
There were some children at the beginning of The Fifth Element.
Unironically, if it had been made today Yea Forums would have a fit over it
bitch was a minx from the start
kind
according to her latino ex-bf, portman gets turned on by roleplaying mathilda, and pretending being 12 yo while getting fucked
This is the obligatory movie I pick to watch with girls because they consistently love it. Have sex.
Hot.
wtf
kek
fpbp
Also Lolita, every single woman dreams of having a daddy to take care of them.
I couldn't even be done then. They had to cut out the pedo stuff from the burgerland release.
Based
classic
oh i just found out luc besson literally is a pedo and has stat rape charges against him
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
wtf hollywood is full of freaks and diddlers
but what if she played the older assassin and took in a young boy
It was basically made again in 2012... kinda, same kinda premise of a young girl and an older man and killing and stuff.
God Bless America.
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yes because society is becoming more pedo friendly
children are literally raped on tv and movies today
jews did this
What if Elizabeth Debicki played an older assassin and took in a young boy?
That movie was both enjoyable and also insufferable in varying, alternating ways. But one thing is certain: I want to fuck the shit out of that girl while she's covered in blood.
Imagine the bedroom scene
Dumb poltard, society is on all time pedophobic high. You can't even say an underage girl is attractive, even admitting you want to fuck 18 year-olds gets you dirty looks.
Yeah it was very entertaining but also very " tryhard edgy", but it was around the time tryhard edgy was just coming to prominence.
milas character in fifth element is clearly a surrogate for a young naive girl
it would work if they made matilda a boy, in fact you would likely get a GLAAD award
nikita too
oh please god show me a source for this. I have never wanted to believe something more.
>I woke up yesterday with a splitting headache. Too much Burgundy, too much cocaine, and too much of her.
>"Devendra! Devendra!" When I open my eyes I swear that Natalie was watching herself in The Professional. Ever since my publicist hooked me up with this lew (what gentiles like me call lame jews) I have been enduring a never ending stream of this bullshit.
>"How much do you want to fuck the thirteen year old me?" she said. "Tell me."
Lilterally for pedos only.
good soundtrack though. ive completely given up on this movie but the soundtrack will live in my heart always.
that's bullshit but i believe it
Source? If this is a blind I forgot about it
Not only could it be made in our current time but there would an explici 4 minute long sex scene where the loli rides the guys.
No, people are giant bitches today. Right wing dipshits would cry about pedomuhfeelsia and left wing dipshits would cry about female exploitation.
based, she knows that she peaked at that age.
Nothing out of the ordinary with that fantasy.