I have your wife, Minister

>I have your wife, Minister.
>she very..VERY big.
>thinking she could slim down
>now you listen to me LISTEN TO ME!
>today she only lose 2 pound. Tomorrow? 5. Day after that? Who know. You don't give me name, I turn pumpkin back into princess
>YOU SONUVABITCH!

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TOP KEK

Kek

nice

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Kek is this from architect?

Top kek!

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this movie was so disappointing.

NAMES

I liked it, I just thought it was funny that the terrorists were white people, although I guess it makes sense given the setting in ireland, but nowadays it's more likely to be a muzzie

I thought it made sense, especially considering the Irish aren't technically human beings.

The book it was based on came out in 1992 so it makes sense somewhat, also it was called the Chinaman

Thanks for the keks.

> learning nothing from Die Hard

Terrorists are always alpha white guys, usually German.

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Ok, what does this mean?

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>i have your pictures with your new girlfriend, does your wife know
>what you want
>names of your people, or i will warned her of your doing, you going to turn her into same whale likes of your wife!
>i cannot give you names! hamburger i can, you want some?

lol I can't imagine being you, just absolutely SEETHINHG is every single thread

Not bad OP

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i bondburgered your sis

germans are the most badass

last night i james america your sister

bond burgered, meaning fed her like only the architect could.

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>I turn pumpkin back into princess
kek

the architect vs the slimmer chinese commando

Irish are not white, user

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Good stuff

>I turn pumpkin back into princess
My sides are annihilated

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>I liked it, I just thought it was funny that the terrorists were white people, although I guess it makes sense given the setting in ireland, but nowadays it's more likely to be a white supremacist
ftfy

They make kino sandwiches

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Whatever makes guys sleep at night and not shoot up another school or movie theater. Believe what you have to.

Uhhh why do you have this saved on your computer/phone user? We need to have that talk, again.

last night i pierced the buns of your sister

10/10

gingers are not human, user

This is evil
Why would anyone do this

This is why I love this board.

Exquisite post.

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Last night I shot hamburgers at your sister.

White supremacy is the only path toward a brighter future

Turns out you really don't want Jackie Chan to be looking for twabblu

UNIT pilled

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nice