Cast this psycho roastie in the big screen adaptation

Cast this psycho roastie in the big screen adaptation

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le off-topic twitter thread, upboated!

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Starring Johnny Depp and and Amber Heard

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who is this Florida Man anyway?
His life is fucking Wild and needs atleast one movie

Why couldn't he just have sex?

Krysten Ritter and fat Pratt

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that'd be a fucking amazing premise.. all of his headlines smashed into one chaotic plot

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Reminder that this is exactly what happens when a girl tells you to have sex and you refuse.
All incels WILL get raped.

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My ex once strike me for refusing sex to her after a long day of work. Psycho gfs are based and dirty in bed.

OP wants to talk about something on Yea Forums.

le on topic 500th GOT thread, upboated!

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She hot but no thanks and good for him

>you refuse
>incels

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id burn a city for my Kahleesi

>tfw no insane gf

Rise of the femcels

any pics of her feet? that's the first thing i'd fuck on her

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That's basically the Crank movies.

Now those are some classic crazy eyes.
The kind that you see when you wake up in the middle of the night as she has a knife to your throat.

He got lucky she didn't try to turn it around on him last-minute

yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/expelled-columbia-journalism-student-accused-rape-sues-university-anti-male-bias-162059965.html

>fucking feet
footfags are so pathetic

I've done this. I'm a virgin and I straight up refused sex from like 20 hotties thorough different places and time all across 5 years span since I moved to England. What the fuck is wrong with me? Not even gay.

I wish a pale goth gf raped me.

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roll

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>muh feet
ummm have suicide sweaty

Women with hobbies is so rare nowadays.

>the retail worker
aka "the 'have sex' poster"

Nigga one of those is Penelope Cruz.
At least use real mugshots.

Are you low sex-drive like me? I really can't be bothered with most girls. I've geniunely liked only a couple of girls I've ever met. I don't care for fucking just for the sake of it.

He looks miserable.

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gimme an attractive one pls

>false id
>drinking
>obscene fucking Phonecall
bitches cant even Crime right

yeah ok

i agree we should have more reddit threads instead! two wrongs make a right lmao!

Women are really bad at handling rejection. Even soft and polite rejection.

röllin'

79-81 pls

She's draining his soul from his dick.

rolling to have sex

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I think I got one of the girls from Knock Knock with Keanu

Its time

I guess so. Like the petite, cute women that I want to kinda protect, kiss and have sex with are far and few between and usually are already taken. The skanks that basically ask me to go to their place are somehow repulsive. It's sad really but somehow I don't miss it.

This is basically how me and my girlfriend look. Don't stick your dick in crazy isn't a meme.

Only reason I'm still with her is because I'm legitimately afraid of my life. She has slowly become more and more abusive over the years and threatens me all the time of her murdering me if I ever leave her and she is crazy enough to actually do it.

Roll

>tfw 00

Roll for Renee big sister gf

Which one do you think is Penelope Cruz you face blind autist?

cringe and low-test-pilled

Rolling for Russell to teach me necromancy.

Alyssa's neck game on point.

37-39

so close holy shit

yikes

badass bitch

gimmiw

You're not afraid of your life. You're afraid of being lonely and miserable like us. Just admit it instead of being a bitch pussy. If you geniunely feared for your life, you'd call the cops.

roll posting is both Cancer and against the rules

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Go go for Rusell

AW LORD HE ROLLIN

Rollin'

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Alright officer ill tell you which one tried to do me

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in what way is this a reddit thread? it's anti-reddit in every way possible

a reddit twitter thread would be posting a screencap from a libtard celebrity saying "they're not wrong". we have about 500 of those a day as well. imagine thinking this thread is the problem, you cunt

Imagine being so beta. Stop being a bitch and dump her, then get a restraining order and a gun, and maybe if you’re really paranoid a security system.
Or just keep LARPing online, your choice really

Do you usually have issues telling faces apart? Genuinely curious now.

No.

rawl

based reddit retard

roll

>illegal twerk
Explain.

I understand that you don't fuck crazy but sometimes you just have to take a chance.

Why would you turn her down just fuck that crazy bitch

Rooney of course

gib gubs pls

Hoi

wwyd

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fuck yeah

If you refuse sex that's not being an incel

rolling

Why can't all cat ladies be this hot?

PLEASE SOMEONE QT

smell her feet

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Make her eat eggs

God I wish that were me

roll

jesus lad

Clean her, dress her and call her parents and then proceed to drop at her house

call the cops

Report all roll posts.
This shit is reddit incarnate.

31-32 get

Leave

Post more passed out roasties

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Rolling for my convictfu

roll

Rell

Ro11

Carry her to my bed, and leave home to resupply on eggs.

God he's so lonely and horny

ROASTIE TOASTIE ROASTIE TOASTIE

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ROll

lets go

I would feast on that asshole for weeks

Wow show jumped out of the 14th floor to the snow on the 13th floor.

I wonder...

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Roll

Call someone to pick the drunk bitch up and record every second of my movements from the moment I found her

Passed out?
She looks like she's sleeping comfortably.

>Cast this psycho

I know she doesn't look like the girl in OP, but she'd be perfect for the role, because she does the same thing IRL

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omg women sleep in beds now? since when has this happened

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Didn't that Alyssa girl actually murder someone?

Fine

rollerino

Off topic threads are literally board culture you tourist

EWWWWWW NOOOOOO

t. seething roastie cuntflap

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Roll

lets go boys

"Surviving the 150 ft fall"

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they do after I leave them there after the rape

uh oh

I really don't get what you guys see in pictures like that. One day I just woke up and everything's changed. Now I'm forced to live in a bizarre world where everyone worships lesser humans and wants to cuddle with them and shit. It's really hard, you know? It's like I'm an undercover agent in some seriously fucked up cult, and you wackos will tear me apart the moment I'm busted. Fuck you, guys, I've never signed up for this shit.

Rawlings

>Caycee Bregel
>Caycee
poor fucker never stood a chance.

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