Cast this psycho roastie in the big screen adaptation
Cast this psycho roastie in the big screen adaptation
le off-topic twitter thread, upboated!
Starring Johnny Depp and and Amber Heard
who is this Florida Man anyway?
His life is fucking Wild and needs atleast one movie
Why couldn't he just have sex?
Krysten Ritter and fat Pratt
that'd be a fucking amazing premise.. all of his headlines smashed into one chaotic plot
Reminder that this is exactly what happens when a girl tells you to have sex and you refuse.
All incels WILL get raped.
My ex once strike me for refusing sex to her after a long day of work. Psycho gfs are based and dirty in bed.
OP wants to talk about something on Yea Forums.
le on topic 500th GOT thread, upboated!
She hot but no thanks and good for him
>you refuse
>incels
id burn a city for my Kahleesi
>tfw no insane gf
Rise of the femcels
any pics of her feet? that's the first thing i'd fuck on her
That's basically the Crank movies.
Now those are some classic crazy eyes.
The kind that you see when you wake up in the middle of the night as she has a knife to your throat.
He got lucky she didn't try to turn it around on him last-minute
>fucking feet
footfags are so pathetic
I've done this. I'm a virgin and I straight up refused sex from like 20 hotties thorough different places and time all across 5 years span since I moved to England. What the fuck is wrong with me? Not even gay.
I wish a pale goth gf raped me.
roll
>muh feet
ummm have suicide sweaty
Women with hobbies is so rare nowadays.
>the retail worker
aka "the 'have sex' poster"
Nigga one of those is Penelope Cruz.
At least use real mugshots.
Are you low sex-drive like me? I really can't be bothered with most girls. I've geniunely liked only a couple of girls I've ever met. I don't care for fucking just for the sake of it.
He looks miserable.
gimme an attractive one pls
>false id
>drinking
>obscene fucking Phonecall
bitches cant even Crime right
yeah ok
i agree we should have more reddit threads instead! two wrongs make a right lmao!
Women are really bad at handling rejection. Even soft and polite rejection.
röllin'
79-81 pls
She's draining his soul from his dick.
rolling to have sex
I think I got one of the girls from Knock Knock with Keanu
Its time
I guess so. Like the petite, cute women that I want to kinda protect, kiss and have sex with are far and few between and usually are already taken. The skanks that basically ask me to go to their place are somehow repulsive. It's sad really but somehow I don't miss it.
This is basically how me and my girlfriend look. Don't stick your dick in crazy isn't a meme.
Only reason I'm still with her is because I'm legitimately afraid of my life. She has slowly become more and more abusive over the years and threatens me all the time of her murdering me if I ever leave her and she is crazy enough to actually do it.
Roll
>tfw 00
Roll for Renee big sister gf
Which one do you think is Penelope Cruz you face blind autist?
cringe and low-test-pilled
Rolling for Russell to teach me necromancy.
Alyssa's neck game on point.
37-39
so close holy shit
yikes
badass bitch
gimmiw
You're not afraid of your life. You're afraid of being lonely and miserable like us. Just admit it instead of being a bitch pussy. If you geniunely feared for your life, you'd call the cops.
roll posting is both Cancer and against the rules
Go go for Rusell
AW LORD HE ROLLIN
Rollin'
Alright officer ill tell you which one tried to do me
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in what way is this a reddit thread? it's anti-reddit in every way possible
a reddit twitter thread would be posting a screencap from a libtard celebrity saying "they're not wrong". we have about 500 of those a day as well. imagine thinking this thread is the problem, you cunt
Imagine being so beta. Stop being a bitch and dump her, then get a restraining order and a gun, and maybe if you’re really paranoid a security system.
Or just keep LARPing online, your choice really
Do you usually have issues telling faces apart? Genuinely curious now.
No.
rawl
based reddit retard
roll
>illegal twerk
Explain.
I understand that you don't fuck crazy but sometimes you just have to take a chance.
Why would you turn her down just fuck that crazy bitch
Rooney of course
gib gubs pls
Hoi
wwyd
fuck yeah
If you refuse sex that's not being an incel
rolling
Why can't all cat ladies be this hot?
PLEASE SOMEONE QT
smell her feet
Make her eat eggs
God I wish that were me
roll
jesus lad
Clean her, dress her and call her parents and then proceed to drop at her house
call the cops
Report all roll posts.
This shit is reddit incarnate.
31-32 get
Leave
Post more passed out roasties
Rolling for my convictfu
roll
Rell
Ro11
Carry her to my bed, and leave home to resupply on eggs.
God he's so lonely and horny
ROASTIE TOASTIE ROASTIE TOASTIE
ROll
lets go
I would feast on that asshole for weeks
Wow show jumped out of the 14th floor to the snow on the 13th floor.
I wonder...
Roll
Call someone to pick the drunk bitch up and record every second of my movements from the moment I found her
Passed out?
She looks like she's sleeping comfortably.
>Cast this psycho
I know she doesn't look like the girl in OP, but she'd be perfect for the role, because she does the same thing IRL
omg women sleep in beds now? since when has this happened
Didn't that Alyssa girl actually murder someone?
Fine
rollerino
Off topic threads are literally board culture you tourist
EWWWWWW NOOOOOO
t. seething roastie cuntflap
Roll
lets go boys
"Surviving the 150 ft fall"
they do after I leave them there after the rape
uh oh
I really don't get what you guys see in pictures like that. One day I just woke up and everything's changed. Now I'm forced to live in a bizarre world where everyone worships lesser humans and wants to cuddle with them and shit. It's really hard, you know? It's like I'm an undercover agent in some seriously fucked up cult, and you wackos will tear me apart the moment I'm busted. Fuck you, guys, I've never signed up for this shit.
Rawlings
>Caycee Bregel
>Caycee
poor fucker never stood a chance.