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very based

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Those girls asses are literally perfect. How many other men walk around with harems like Leo?

>ywn have a harem of young fresh pussy that follows you everywhere and offers you whatever hole you want whenever you want until you get tired of them and replace them with younger, fresher holes

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Did you make this thread because of my post in the other thread calling out the fact that Leo’s gay?

Literal harems are rare these days in the west. God bless him for honoring this tradition. Can't say I would handle fame and wealth any differently.

Nah bro I just woke up pretty much and this picture was one of the first things that came to mind, sometimes I just think about things and get compelled to post them

Oh cool haha me too!

>it's all white women
based and anti-miscegenation pilled.

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he looks so alone

He's surrounded by beautiful women but he doesn't seem very happy.

roasties will literally never recover

Lmfao imagine being this delusional about your "identity" on this anonymous shithouse

Always white women

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This pic is actually kind of old, probably around five years old, it was before he won the Oscar so he was in his brooding phase

Are you implying the girls in the OP aren't roasties?

;)

If I had a harem it'd be compromised of fitness bitches. Leo's a smart dude, never getting Justed.

yeah, and they're all getting pumped and dumped

ah pale teenage ass
gorgeous

Never mind dating, I bet he's never fucked a black or asian women or a woman over 25 AND he's a Mets fan.
Based.

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He “dated” Rihanna.
Fun fact: Leo’s bf is Lukas Haas.

>18 to 25 year olds
Old hags all of them.

go back to datalounge, faggot

Gof I wish I was Leo

Why the fuck doesnt he plant his seeds in all of these thots

A GoT thread died for this

I sometimes smile to myself whenever I think of the amount of women that must have tried to entrap Leo over the years by claiming to be pregnant only to get a strong letter from his lawyer with proof he's been snipped

what do they actually do all day? Does he talk to all of them, do they play board games?

because he's probably responsible with how he manages his money and doesn't make poor investments

Do you think he nuts to The Youth or Electric Feel

He smokes blunts and plays Risk and listens to MGMT

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>implying he acknowledges their existence for more than sex

>no harem of aryan women all under the age of 25

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>the oldest woman hes dated is 25

Hollywood pedos are becoming more and more brazen each year.

...in between pounding them multiple times a day

>"She told me that during the act, Leo put on headphones and even started vaping! Then he signalled her to keep going while he just laid back and zoned out."
>"The woman was so confused by the situation that she just carried on, embarrassed and hoping for things to change," the source continued.
>"But Leo continues to lie there, listening to MGMT, while his "date" was left wondering what was in this for her."
BASED!

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This actually redeemed Liz Turner in my eyes. Thought she a complete hollow bimbo.

christ imagine dating a guy for 5 years of your prime and then getting dumped

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>being a manthot is good
yikes modern "men"

In retrospect he should have probably stuck with Blake Lively, she's still a 10

Reminder that most of these people ITT probably aren't actually this gullible and are actually most likely some marketing shillbots that any Hollywood agent can buy from any marketing firm for a minimum payment of $1K (this is for 10,000 posts per month across websites such as 4channel, reddit, twitter, instagram, youtube, and facebook)

Leo every 1-7 years

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>fat incels on a celeb gossip board worshipping this
graduate high school

well they cant just sit in awkward silence all day

Can you imagine being an isolated tropical island with those hoes? All of them there for your pleasure. Damn!

>can you imagine being around women?
no and i dont want to

sounds boring desu

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Imagine being such a chad you drink out of a golden chalice on the beach while surrounded by 10/10 women nearly two decades younger than you.

it was her?

Those girls aren't dating/fucking leo because they love him, it's gives them publicity and boost their careers too

>missing an obvious joke

would be fun for about a week, then it would be torture

After you cum the realization that your on an island with a bunch of vapid annoying cunts is hell I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.

They're not dating/fucking Leo because Leo is gay.