Tell people to have sex

>tell people to have sex...
>...inside wedlock for the sole purpose of procreation

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She wants you, some girls are turned on by the idea of sleeping with someone who has not yet attained manhood.
Flirt with her, and when you are on your date, tell her the truth. She'll drag you to bed and you'll be a man, my son.

>had a gf for years
>get dumped
>can't acquire sex anymore

> Have had sex
> Learn its not worth having to put up with a woman
> Get called incel when its voluntary.

>tell people at least the books were good
>"No!"

>heh I was only pretending to be repulsive

chad

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I might be repulsive but being an incel implies im trying to have sex and failing whereas i dont care about having sex and in that regard im succeeding.

>get told to have sex
>get a gender instead

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have sex

incel microexpressions

no
>Flirt with her, and when you are on your date, tell her the truth.
this happened years ago and i no longer work there. thought she was making fun of me so i stopped talking to her.

Did you just assume that gunship was an apache?

How do i hide my virgin smell?

Have sweaty sex

Fucking a worthless whore out wedlock makes you a little boy, not a man, you faggot degenerate no-funeral-attendees dipshit

>tell people they're based
>tfw not based

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tfw cant tell if you meant onions or onions

>call people I disagree with based
>call people I do agree with cringe

onions of course

It seems like the only way you can do this is by actually engaging in the light flirtation or sexual banter that goes on otherwise people will begin to wonder why you never talk when those topics come around. At my current place of wagekukery I had the benefit of actually being the handsomest and /fit/est autist there but by now I think my assburgers has shown through and it is known.
Do yourself a favor and lift itll buy you some benefit of the doubt

Btw I still think its better to remain silent than to risk trying to fake it when it comes to the sexual banter shit

Someone stop these madmen.

>never had sex
>Yea Forums tells me to have sex
>realize all my movie preferences were cringe and not based
>start reading literature and poems
>finally grasp the nuances of femkino and postmodernist absurdism
>get more friends, a girlfriend, a dog and advance my career
>realize that i don't actually need anyone else to be happy
>move by myself, end it with the gf, find an adoptive home for the doggo
>finally reach nirvana on my computer
>go back to Yea Forums
>tell people to have sex to experience the same journey i've had
thanks Yea Forums

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>never had sex
>Pay an escort
>Too nervous to cum, my dick doesn't even get up
>Awkward silence
>"Uuh it never happened to me *before*. Guess I'm really tired after a day of work h-hehe"
I paid an escort and still didn't lose my virginity, fuck my life.

Just pretend to be religious. Or actually become religious, then being an incel means you're a boy of pure heart instead of a pathetic loser.

>Never been told to have sex
>I don't anyways

Have sex

Did you still have to pay her full price?

Lmao you care so much.

Some of y'all don't have sex and it shows.

Do you think I would have balls to ask for a discount?
user... there's a reason I'm an incel. I honestly feel like I'm broken.

>you gotta make it like one of my romance fictions
fuck off boomer

Have sex

Are you me?

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>people tell me to have sex
>had to move to another country for a year for the job, last met her in August (had sex), in January she told me she's leaving
>six fucking years
>I haven't been even slightly attracted to anyone ever since

Kinda hurts every time.

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Virgins can't ever relax around women, they have this nervous energy.

Source: I was once a virgin

>ironically it's a Cobra, not an Apache

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Tell it to my face

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>has girlfriend I live with and have sex with pretty much everyday
>get told to have sex
>doesnt want to go through the effort to prove I do

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you are equivalent of an old lady with cats, I am happy for you user.

>Tell trannies to dial 8
>I hope they don't and their pus filled hole seals shut

you answered her instead of shoving your cock down her throat, like chad would.

>told to have sex
>can't find a partner to do with
>can't even afford waifu pillow
is it time to end bros

she wants that pure dick. if she worth it then go for it.

explain how its literally the easiest thing to do that comes naturally

you don't even have to learn anything about it to do it like you had to learn to ride a bike or drive a car, its nature

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Congratulations you're using a meme that was created by tumblr/Mary Sue crowd to troll haters of Captain Marvel and Brie Larson.

Imagine being so socially conditioned that you unironically tell people you disagree with to 'have sex' because acting like a facebook-tier normie hole makes you feel not pathetic for a few seconds.

wish upon others what you want done to you

You're a shy quiet beta male

Imagine being taking peoples opinion on Yea Forums seriously when this site says 'The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'

> some girls are turned on by the idea of sleeping with someone who has not yet attained manhood
If you're under the age of 20, maybe

Yeah maybe 10 years ago. Relentless trolling attracted hordes of legitimately retarded people and here we are now.

Sometimes I make a post hoping to get a (You) and then realize I'm not going to get any (You)'s as the thread scrolls ever further, and it kills me

I've had a few people ask me, I say yes and that I'm a good christian boy

I think I understand the actual process just fine, it's finding an opportunity that gives me trouble.

(You)

Sometimes people think I'm a virgin because I'm essentially a virgin who's had sex a few times, I still show all the characteristics of a virgin

wow it's almost like having sex doesn't cure autism, who could have known

And almost since the very beginning it was used as a reply to practically anything whatsoever. Who cares who or what a meme was "created" for? Have sex.

But American college movies taught me it was going to be a personality and life altering event

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