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She really is.
WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
1st for Lord Tywin Lannister
Imagine being Emilia in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Dabid, you fuckin' talented, all smart with your weak scripts and horrific abandonment of established character arcs. I would totally have watch your shows, both my fans and the me." when all she really wants to do is star in another multi-billion dollar franchise. Like seriously imagine having to be Emilia and not only sit on that step while Dabid flaunts their disgusting characterisations in front of you, the favourable acting barely concealing the incompetence and rushed writing, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfected that direction. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking script but their haughty attitude as everyone on set tells them THEY NEVER SAW IT COMING and DAMN, GAME OF THRONES ENDS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and act your way through emotions and behaviours your character hadn't even entertained before that day. You've been giving nothing your A game through two aneurysms, countless writing fuck-ups, and gratuitous sex scenes for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the Drama Centre of London. You've never even read anything this fucking stupid before, and now you swear you can hear the smug giggling that's breaking out on Dabid's ugly lips as they pull out their pens for more last minute script changes, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in their "subversive (for that is what they calls themselves)" brilliance, the brilliance they worked so hard to convince the Star Wars hiring team of in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could burn every single person in this room before Kit Harington could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Daenerys Targaryen. You're not going to lose your future Emmy over this. Just bear it. Smile through it and bear it.
Cutest psycho!
TSUNDERE DANY = BEST DANY
virgin aegon targaryan vs the chad Faegon Targaryen
>unsullied take sword when visiting tyrion
>don't take sword to see the queen
>Be with me user
Gayjoy
*AHEM*
FUCK JANNIES
>WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
Tully's and it's not even close.
Drogon destroyed the chair because he was venting. Not because of any 200IQ or 'she got stabbed and there's a pile of knives right there' shenanigans.
>this is a man in his mid 20s
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>A meme shows traditional Chinese funeral posters made for the two screenwriters of “Game of Thrones” — a symbol of fans’ dissatisfaction with the series’ lackluster denouement. From Weibo
>The demise of Daenerys — or “Dragon-Mother,” as she’s known to Chinese fans of the show — at the blade of her trusted lover, Jon Snow, was painful for both her and viewers. Despite having massacred throngs of innocents in the previous episode, the fiery character and the actress who played her, Emilia Clarke, were still fan favorites. Daenerys’ cold-blooded betrayal was made all the worse by its timing: Monday — when the show aired in China due to time zones — was May 20, a sort of newly minted Valentine’s Day in the country.
>“Jon Snow really gave the sincerest profession of love this May 20,” read one comment with over 500 likes under a review of the episode. “A man who genuinely loves you will tolerate your mistakes,” commented another user. “But a trash guy — apart from saying a few sweet things — will use you to fight zombies, deplete your armies, become a stumbling block in your road to power, and finally stab you to death.”
Lmao Dabid manages to piss off everyone across the world.
that art on the left really makes him look like a generic mary sue
20 good men kinda forgot to be guarding Dany
God damn, she is an amazing actor to be able to smile there
Quality died with him
This is best girl always and forever. Keep your dragon gutter slut.
t. Ashara Dayne
Second best
>Had the best actor
>Had memorable, well written dialog
>Had the most presence in basically any scene he was in
>Died right before the show went to shit
Tywin really is the most based.
Yes...God yes, I want it
anime dany is so much cuter wtf
Was Yara upset she didn't get to fuck Dany one last time?
>dumps daario because she needs to marry for alliances
>talking about her being pregnant
What happened with this stuff
>WHICH IS/WAS THE WORST HOUSE?
>WAS TYRELL
>IS STARK
What was your favorite episode or chunk of dialogue?
By all means the Northerners should have banded together and remove these cunts from the face of planetos the moment they are proclaimed lord of Winterfell & warden of the North. Fat girl is alright though.
when you realize her asking dany for "independence" was code for sex things start to make a lot more sense
Punished Jaime scene
I don't even remember her face scene
Not today scene
All unique to the shows and were actually good. How do you go from this to S8?
>Died right before the show went to shit
>also died while taking a shit
It’s no coincidence really.
>her being pregnant
>Tells Jon she's preggers before Episode 5
What should we do Dabid?
>Not today scene
That episode was written by George.
tully
You were EXPECTING things?
Too bad
>Favourite episode
The Winds of Winter without a doubt
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
QUEEN IN DA NORF!!!
QUEEN IN DA NORF!!!
QUEEN IN DA NORF!!!
>favorite episode
Blackwater
The return of the hound was absolute kino. Best episode by far
>in all my years I've never seen anyone swing an axe like that, how many men did it take to cut you down?
>One
>Must've been some kind of monster
>*Stops swinging axe*...it was a woman...
>[Snortled chortling]
S8 Jon is such a fag
comicbook.com
>Attack on Titan Creator Doesn't Approve of the Game of Thrones Finale
>Isayama had the following to say about the Game of Thrones finale, "Today I watched Game of Thrones’ Finale. There’s something I thought about it personally. That’s all I’m gonna say for now. I’d like to explain what I thought of today in the future. orz" Though it may seem like Isayama isn't saying much about the finale, there's a bit more when you dig into the meaning behind "orz."
>"orz" is a popular emoticon used by Japanese Internet uses to convey how frustrated they are. Breaking it down, the "o" represents a head, the "r" arms, and the "z" is the kneeling legs of a person banging their head against the floor in frustration. So Isayama is holding back the majority of his thoughts, but thee use of "orz" here reveals that he does not approve of the finale at all.
Could he save Game of Thrones?
BASED CHINKS!!
The Children
God I hate Jon, he's a dumb fag.
JON SHOULD HAVE KILLED THE NIGHT KING
ARYA SHOULD HAVE KILLED CERSEI
JORAH SHOULD HAVE KILLED DAENERYS
I SHOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF
BotB, Hardhome, Jon reveal and The Bells
>user anon please stay with me.... I’m so alone here... no one else has visited me...
Destroy her! Jon!
"No."
>Jon asking Dany about her alleged infertility
>Jon and Dany fucking
>Tyrion asking Dany about her heir
>Varys' letters
It all meant nothing. Rian Johnson tier writing
In my dreams, I kill him every night
God no.
and who are you?
Blackwater
/ecg/
>a man wgo genuinely loves you will tolerate your mistakes
Thats wrong though, if he truly loved you he would try stop your descent of madness and murder. He'd try his best to stop you from going further that road. Not saying the stabbing was a confession of love though.
Save how? Do a manga adaptation of the books? It would be weird to have the characters with AoT artstyle.
>only chinkoids and beta cucks are danyfags
>Sympathy selfies whenever something bad happens to them
Y womin do this all the time
>I need you to become the man you were always meant to be. Not next year, not tomorrow, now.
I only realizes it's a show original dialogue after reading the first book years later. How did they manage to write kino dialogues in early seasons that actually fit GRRM's writing?
>UH DUH WAH EEEHHHHTTTT
AOT is actually even worse than GOT at its worst
has nothing to do with our general fuck off and die
What you're seeing now /got/ is my normal aagghh
>if he truly loved you he would try stop your descent of madness and murder. He'd try his best to stop you from going further that road. Not saying the stabbing was a confession of love though.
I agree, but he didn't even try to save her from the dark side. He had less than five minutes of dialogue with her.
Maybe it was easier when there were books to adapt from, and they clearly gave more of a shit back in the day.
I was 11 in 2011 ITS NOT FAIR
I have the body of a greek god atleast
THIS IS A SUPER AGHH
Chads knew who the true KWEEN was all along.
Isayamas art-style is fucking trash and he somehow refuses to improve.
>AOT is actually even worse than GOT at its worst
Lmao I'll take 'o, magic nervous system' shit over Littlefinger dying pathetically or pic related any day.
ok sansa
Really feel like the costume department went downhill.
yes my queen
They don't even like the books past storm of swords
>our
lmao, you seem a little mad there bruv
wrong
Nah.
The big difference between GOT and AOT is that at one point, GOT was actually good.
Frey house was worst, that's what i say!
Not even a danyfag but how can you like Sansa? This fucking cunt fucked everything up since S1 when she got Ned killed
roll
>Saves the costume dept
Something about yaras posture makes me want to rape her.
based and rollpilled
That's just unfair user. Carice has god genes
fuming
And also, GRRM was part of the writing team for the first four seasons.
roll
I was too distracted being baffled by how retarded the finale was to really pay attention to her dress.
J.K. Rolling
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING
>The 'Late Walder Frey', old Tully called me because I didn't get my men to the Trident in time for battle. He thought he was witty. Look at us now, Tully! You're dead, your daughter's dead, your grandson's dead, your son spent his wedding night in a dungeon, and...I'm lord of Riverrun!
>They all laughed at me, all those high lords. They all thought they were better than me. Ned Stark, Hoster Tully... People snigger when I marry a young girl, but who said a word when Jon Arryn married the little Tully bitch?!
>Calling himself "The Young Wolf"...how's that for pomposity?! Well... Here's to the Young Wolf!
IT'S UNREAL
how do we fix manlets?
>I'm lord of Riverrun!
Petyr is lord of Riverrun.
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
brb lads wanking to emilias nude scenes from season 1.
It wasn't amazing to begin with, for example when the Robert arrived in season 1 the NORFeners are dressed pretty drably all things considered. Sad to see another show fall for the "dude nobody back then could afford anything except brown leather lmao" meme.
That said, they somehow did get much, much, worse as time went on, despite the growing budget.
Basically they lost interest and decided to rush it to the end
I honestly think they were trying to do the bare minimum that they could without it being too obvious (as in too obvious to the point that they are removed as writers, it's already pretty obvious)
Maybe they had some falling out with HBO or GRRM and now they decided this is how they are going to get back at them
Or maybe they had some demand that the network didn't fulfill for some other unrelated thing, and then they threatened to butcher the show if they don't get what they want, and HBO thought they'd be bluffing and they wouldn't actually do it
Let me get this straight
>the 3 Eyed Raven was in bumfuck nowhere North of the Wall for hundreds of years and the world got along fine not knowing he existed
>the Night King and the White Walkers only recently became active again after thousands of years for unexplained reasons
>the NK's plan is explicitly to kill the 3ER because he is the guardian of human knowledge or something
>the WW and NK fuck around for some time beyond the Wall seemingly amassing the army of the dead
>the 3ER is safe in his tree cave because of the magical ward around it plus the NK doesn't even know where he is
>the 3ER calls Bran to his cave after Bran becomes a cripple for some reason
>the NK doesn't even attempt anything before Bran bumps into him in a vision and gets marked
>the NK kills the existing 3ER but Bran is the new 3ER and escapes south of the Wall
>the NK knows where Bran is but still doesn't attempt anything before having a dragon delivered to him
>the NK possibly couldn't have even crossed south at all without the dragon
>the NK is so focused on killing Bran that he ignores major threats around him
>the NK genuinely dies from being stabbed with Valyrian steel once and nothing more
>the fact that Bran is now the 3ER means absolutely nothing and he uses the newfound knowledge only once
>the fact that Bran is now king means absolutely nothing
Basically not a single element from the entire storyline is coherent and consistent to another element in the same storyline. Why did the 3ER call Bran? Why does the world need a 3ER at all let alone as a king? What would have the WW done if Bran wasn't marked and if the dragon wasn't delivered to them? Why didn't the CotF or Meera just snipe the NK with a dragonglass spear at the cave? What were the WW waiting for all this time? What was their goal after killing Bran? What was the old 3ERs' plan for Bran if he had never been marked? Why anything?
oh boy get ready to cry
Jon didn't deserve her love.
Was he going senile when mentioning the Lord of the Crossing and Robb not using "mayhaps"?
He only gets Harrenhal from Joffrey. Riverrun still belong to House Tully at the point and later given by Tywin/Joffrey to Walder after the Red Wedding.
his death was really poor though, felt rushed and perfunctory.
Will they ever learn?
Daenerys fanbase literally growed after ep 5 and 6 because how she was treated by D&D. Only tulmblr trannies like Starks, especially Sansa. Nobody likes the ending because Starks cunts backstabbers got happy ending.
I don't know if it's a pleb opinion, but Watchers on the Wall is my favorite
You're right, Petyr is lord paramount of the riverlands, not lord of Riverrun.
My bad.
>T. coping Danycreep
Wasn't the dude responsible for costumes killed by a lion around S4?
>Because you are my son
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Meera was almost Azor Ahai
he really didn't
>Starks cunts backstabbers got happy ending.
it also makes no sense that it's the Starks who do it, they got raised my Ned Stark for fuck sakes
Does anyone have the anime Yandere Dany comics?
How should War of the Five Kings 2.0 works?
I'd just like to remind everyone that
a) Sansa made a sacred promise to Jon, under a heart tree, and broke it several hours later
b) This betrayal of trust directly contributes to the mental deterioration of Jon's gf, forcing him to kill her
c) Jon does not say a word to Sansa about this and departs on good terms with her
There are so many "missing scenes" like this in season 8, it is genuinely bizarre.
>user, you will do as I command and you will marry this "Mad Queen", and put an end to the ridiculous destruction of King's Landing once and for all. You will wed her, bed her, and put a child in her. Surely even you are capable of that.
>tfw you realize Stannis is the sole surviving king of the WOTFK
based
thanks for copy-pasting my post, user, feels great to get some recognition
have sex
>lord paramount of the riverlands
Really?
Can only remember he became Warden of the East
4 too
It's even worse looking back they set her up to fail since the start of season 7 with deliberately misleading red herrings and ridiculous losses
not in the show lol, he wasn't even the last to die
She fucking got everything handed to her. She didn't earn ANYTHING. Just because she suffered some terrible shit, that doesn't mean she deserves to have the north gifted to her. Fucking cunt talking down to her uncle who actually made sacrifices and worked hard to get where he is.
I remember how i was rooting for House Starks through out the first three seasons. By the end, I guess House Lannister isn't so bad after all and maybe Cersei should keep her throne.
AND THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A SUPER AGHH THAT HAS ASCENDED PAST A SUPER AGHH
You spoke many good points my dude
>and broke it several hours later
>"Swear to not tell a soul"
>implying imps have souls to begin with
LMAO sit down, user
>book: Tywin gives Tyrion the offer of choosing a different girl to take as his wife, Tyrion chooses to accept Sansa
>show: Tywin forces Saint Tyrion to marry Sansa and Tyrion can do no wrong because he is a hero who won't rape her
HAHAHAHA STAY MAD EDMURE FAGS AND DANY FAGS AND STANNIS FAGS
superficial people feel like they don't exist if they don't have photographic evidence of the fact.
>He's never been in the hospital
These pictures were made public in March, 6 years after they were taken. If you had anyone in your life who cared about you they'd ask to see how you're doing
Meera staying in winterfell and killing the NK while defending Bran is what should've happened.
>Really?
Yes, but it's a fairly meaningless title. And based on Lannister authority which is increasingly tenuous.
Don't remember him becoming Warden of the East.
let's not forget the Night King was bathed in dragon fire, and literally nothing happened, but the reason that Valyrian steel kills white walkers is because it's forged with dragon fire
roll
God I love her so much
that shit greenscreen and obviously fake camera-sway utterly sucks
>B-but m'Lord, i don't think it's legal to marry a corpse let alone put a child in an already barren and devastated wasteland of a womb.
you can dislike both characters.
Yeah I didn't like her until they kept fucking her over especially since they went out of their way to show Tyrion, Jon, and Varys were stupid and wrong and Dany, Olenna, and Yara were right all along just wanting to take out the Red Keep. Why'd they do that shit?
What is Gendry's gentrification policy?
the stair scene is actually real. check the 'game revealed' episode.
Because its built into out physical nature to give a shit about them. Blame evolution. Men dont understand cause collectively we mostly just dont care anywhere near as much about men. Women grow up knowing people give a shit and men grow up knowing the opposite. No suprise things turn out this way.
I'm not saying the stairs are fake, the sky backdrop is what looks awful. The fading around the Mountain is the worst.
anything but 0 please
In the books. In the show Balon is the last survivor even though he literally done nothing. Than Euron comes along and throw him off the bridge. Nobody survives War of the Kings in the show. Though Lannisters/Tyrells are still the unofficial/indecisive winner of that war after the Red Wedding.
AND THIS.. IS TO GO... EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
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>still no preston
fleabottom will be bought up by rich nobles
Must be so lonely to be the only sansafag in these threads dude, yikes
Y...you too, dad
all tullys must hang
Uh dun wan eh
They needed her to fight the night king but also needed muh subversion
I would just like to remind everyone that the Stormlands were on-screen for about two minutes out of the entirety of this show.
I'm not mad and not him but Sansa was a dissapoiting let down this season. Like she was made of wood. She did fuck all. Even her QUEEN IN DA NORF scene was like some budget community theater shot in a poorly lit closet.
Off to work today. Have some music anons, courtesy of Our Queen
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I like both characters but despise Dany's fanbase.
Feels bad desu
Daily reminder that it's over and it's okay to not talk about it anymore
That's two minute more than I remember, when did it happen?
Ideally Davos and Gendry being former plebs realizes that the power given to them is a chance to improve the life of surviving Kingslanding citizen, but you just know power corrupts everyone and they will use all their money and influence to turn Kingslanding into the biggest strip club in Planetos only for rich peoples while the surviving plebs all get kicked out.
and who are you...
Renly/Stannis meeting, season 2
Gendryfication successful.
Jorah should have jumped between them just as Jon pulled out his dagger and said "No further, gaylord"
Lannisters
*rawr*
Regards
>Jon pulls out his dick and Jorah switches into bull-prepping mode
I regret talking shit about her so much
>I like both characters
The sansafag is a roastie, that explains the Tumblr filenames
You mean the Yea Forums Nazis?
>I like both characters
The Frey dungeon wasn't kind to our Lord.
holy based
rollan
>No one wants you for their king. You never wanted any friends, brother, but a man without friends is a man without power!
If there is anything bad about Renly's death is that he is one witty bastard.
They were both really badly written this season. Though who wasn't.
Those are some cute pics
sansa has been terribly written since season 4
SALT AND SMOKE
/ourgirl deserved better then this.
That line hits too close to home
It's the editor. And it's actually a she.
The Lannisters send their regards.
There is no one cuter
Sansa was bad since s1
Dany turned out interesting this season although rushed as FUCK, we should have got a whole season of mas Dany
Goddamn book Jon Snow would have been too good and redpilled for tv.
This is my theory too but I think GRRM is in on it too, he is pissed off at everyone liking the show and not reading the book so he forced D&D to butcher the show, and then he'll write a much better ending and people will flock over to his books and buy it on masse
Unironically GRRM is gonna make hundreds of millions more because of the show going to shit
>The sansafag is a roastie, that explains the Tumblr filenames
You lost me there
Idc about nazi symbolism which has been the edgy staple of Yea Forums for millenia i'm more talking about the fags that push /ecg/ and then immediately turn it into an FBI BOLO list.
Why is Stannis a cyborg though? Described as a loner with no friends who feels awkward around women.
Sophie Turner is really fucking hot. Pale redhead with long slim legs and nice firm breasts. Fucking hell
Don't sully your genes with Tully
Roll
she's not a redhead
>this season
everybody's been shit from six at the latest to the present, except high sparrow, who was nuked as the final vestige of political drama.
She got better
>I regret talking shit about her so much
>Do you read what people have been saying about the show’s final episodes and Dany’s actions?
>I don’t read anything, not even the good stuff. I didn’t know there was a petition [to redo Season 8]. I truly have no idea. The fans are glorious and people are kind, but I don’t need to hear the one … who says that I’m a fat cow that can’t act. I’ve got plenty of my own thoughts that say exactly that. I try to be just present in the moment with what is going on. Life’s too short. When I was just starting out, I was so freaked out most of the time, like a rabbit in headlights. And one of my oldest, best friends told me, “You need to remember these extraordinary experiences.” It woke me up. I went through a phase when I would write postcards to myself so I would have a little memento of a memory that wasn’t related to work.
It's supposed to be ash but why does it look so much like snow?
PREACH
>nice firm breasts
lol you've been tricked by push-up bras, they're small, sad, saggy affairs
plus she's blonde you nonce
Blonde/Reddish/Slightly redhead, whatever.
Dubs in back to back threads
Renly may not be a good king, but he has his moments.
>Which days exactly? The ones where half of Westeros fought the other half and millions died? Or before that, when the Mad King slaughtered women and babies because the voices in his head told him they deserved it?! Or way before that, when dragons burned whole cities to the ground?!
>Robert: Easy, boy. You might be my brother, but you're speaking to the King.
>I suppose it was all rather heroic, if you were drunk enough and had some poor Riverlands whore to shove your prick inside and 'make the eight'!
I miss Dabid already.
Reminder that all Jon needed to do was put a baby in Dany to quell the "mad genes".
show stark
book lannistard
Except for holly
And you're an incel who has watched too much porn.
The Tyrion trial.
sounds like a based alpha chad
Cope harder brah
based and sansapilled
>David and Dan have been saying for like five years that seven seasons was all they would go, and we got them to go to eight, but not any more than that. So yeah I had accustomed to it, there was a period like five years ago where they were saying "seven seasons" and I was saying "ten seasons" and you know they won they're the ones actually working on it.
Tyrion: Dabid is very grateful that you watched the show.
Oberyn: Now let us speak truth here, he is insulted. We did not appreciate their hard effort.
Tyrion: I have grown used to beeing appreciated anymore.
Did you create that petition prince Oberyn?
Oberyn: Of course not, GoT ended great.
Tyrion: I thought we were speaking truth here.
Oberyn: The last time the show was good was many years ago. When they introduced Dorne. We thought we would get new contenders for the Throne and bookfags looked forward for the adaption of the Sand Snakes. But beautiful,noble Dabid abanded the plot, for more Raven nonsense. That started a trend and soon they cut out most important plots. They butchered my country!
You know what they did to the White Walkers?
I am asking you a question?
Tyrion: I heard rumors.
Oberyn: hmm, haha, I saw it. The Knight King was butchered by the Goblin girl and thus his entire army disappeared. 8 Seasons, gone, for nothing. And if the Goblin girl was allowed to do, and must have come from Dabid!
Tell him, the petition has over 1 million signs and tell him the Jews are not the only ones who cry out in pain, as they strike you.
can't wait for their SW trilogy
>a) Sansa made a sacred promise to Jon, under a heart tree, and broke it several hours later
Sansa doesn't believe in the gods anymore, just like Jon, Danny, and Jaime. Her vows mean nothing to them, because her swearing to a deity they don't believe in. To them, promising under the sacred heart tree holds no significance. It's like an Atheist swearing under the bible. Or pretty much Sam knowing both his Night's Watch and Measter's vow of celibacy. And inheritance rights, given that he returned to his ancestral home.
>His marriage with Selyse is out of duty not love
>Him fucking Melisandre is out of pragmatism to produce assassin shadow not out of lust
I honestly suspect he is asexual, or maybe he is duty-sexual I don't know.
No, I just don't live in bongistan where your standards are below sea level.
She looks like EC
Could have been the targ daughter of Jon and Dany easily
>Y womin do this all the time
When I was in hospital because of my eye I kept taking photos to see how it was doing. If I hadn't been checking with my phone's camera, I would have unwittingly walked out of the hospital looking like I had been crying tears of rust.
It's remarkable how easily you can find yourself resorting to things like that when you're suddeny stripped of a certain amount of personal agency.
I don't hate Sophie Turner but Sansa is a cunt.
The ending that was promised.
Show, it's stark.
Books, it's Tully.
Because it's not ash.
I don't know, to me she's starting to show the bong genes. Back when the series started, she looked real fuckin beautiful.
>duty-sexual
i think people overstate how bad renly would have been but yes, he still was a tit for trying to usurp his brother.
Yes
>Izzy Meikle-Small was almost cast as Sansa
>Is he a ham?
For a fag he did deliver solid banter
>Written by David Benioff and DB Weiss
>Directed by Rian Johnson
Lmao, if this is still going this place will be filled with complaint 24/7 even worse than TLJ or GoT finale.
I get the feeling that Stannis would have had the Iron Throne melted and have a wooden chair replace it.
>Books, it's Tully.
objectively incorrect
YOU FAILED
>Those broad man shoulders
No thanks.
Tywin: You were right about the Dorne storyline. If it were better written we could have used it to flesh out Daenerys plot. Which would have given us more time to make Kings Landing seem more complex. But now, madness, madness and stupidity.
I always thought you were a pseudo intellectual. Perhaps I was wrong.
Tyrion: half wrong, I’m new to writing, but unless we want to seem serious, we can not have the season end like this.
Tywin: no one will let it end like this. We already have that petition available, that will send a clear message. And you will go to the US for me.
Tyrion: and do what?
Tywin: Write the plot. You will bring those Jews to reason and if you catch so much a whiff of subverting expectations, Benioff, Weiss,–
Tyrion: ovens, soaps, lampshades.
Why not anyone? why not my uncle?why me?
Tywin: you are my son! And one more thing, you WILL keep the headcanon with you. Understand?
DO IT AGAIN ONE TRUE QUEEN
just imagine
Yes she does
who /headcannon/ here
Imagine if Stannis hadn't just been murdered by D&D in season 5.
Even if they sidelined him for Dany it would have been cool.
>the Mad King slaughtered women and babies because the voices in his head told him they deserved it?! Or way before that, when dragons burned whole cities to the ground?!
I honestly thought D&D was going to reveal that Bran was responsible for the Mad King trying to burn the city. I mean, they used Bran's time traveling powers to explain Hodor's origins, so you think it was foreshadowing that he was responsible for the Mad King wanting to "burn them all" during the war.
She's genuinely terrible
Targaryen
Queen Dany and king Aegon desu
Faggots go back to plebbit
Only incel dykes like Brienne and literal cock gobbling homosexuals like Loras likes/supported Renly. Usurper fuck who was willing to kill Joffrey and Tommen while still believing they were Robert’s
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THE QUARTERBACK IN THE NORF
>Hoster
>Lysa
>Catelyn
I rest my case. Edmure and Brynden are cool, but i just couldn't stand all those chapters where catelyn shittalked her brother again and again for being nice to the smallfolk, fuck her.
And stoneheart doesn't count.
Renly would most likely have made a fine enough king, better than Bobby, and possibly also better than the Mannis
Thing is, his little trantum could become a huge problem if he'd win. What does succession mean if you can just kill and usurp away
And if he was a bit less full of himself he would the Hand of Stannis, which would have made for a very dynamic duo, Stannis being the unyielding law and Renly the face to make people feel comfortable under that
This moment too with Littlefinger
>LF: One hundred gold dragons on the Mountain
>R: I'll take that bet.
>LF: Now what will I buy with 100 gold dragons? A dozen barrels of Dornish wine? Or a girl from the pleasure houses of Lys?
>R: Or you could even buy a friend.
He really despise Littlefinger in the show, it shows in S2 as well
>I don't like you, Lord Baelish. I don't like your face, I don't like the words that come oozing out of your mouth, I don't want you in my tent one minute more than necessary. So, tell me. Why are you here?
This
That's a fucking tranny.
He was a cunt in that scene. Trying to shit on Bobby's fond memories, the only thing he has left.
>oh the humanity, war is hell!
And then he goes and starts a war of his own. Stupid gay bastard.
>Was
Reynes
>Is
House Bronn
thats a man baby
>Hoster
Huh?
>Catelyn
Objectively based, only jonfags will claim otherwise.
Got any more shoops like that? Asking for a friend
whats her routine?
SS+GOMAD
>Stannis: Do you think a few bolts of cloth will make you king?
>Renly: Tyrell swords will make me king. Rowan and Tarly and Caron will make me king, with axe and mace and warhammer. Tarth arrows and Penrose lances, Fossoway, Cuy, Mullendore, Estermont, Selmy, Hightower, Oakheart, Crane, Caswell, Blackbar, Morrigen, Beesbury, Shermer, Dunn, Footly ... even House Florent, your own wife's brothers and uncles, they will make me king. All the chivalry of the south rides with me, and that is the least part of my power. My foot is coming behind, a hundred thousand swords and spears and pikes. And you will destroy me? With what, pray? That paltry rabble I see there huddled under the castle walls? I'll call them five thousand and be generous, codfish lords and onion knights and sellswords. Half of them are like to come over to me before the battle starts. You have fewer than four hundred horse, my scouts tell me-freeriders in boiled leather who will not stand an instant against armored lances. I do not care how seasoned a warrior you think you are, Stannis, that host of yours won't survive the first charge of my vanguard.
Renly literally did a navy seals copy pasta to Stannis.
He was pretty based.
House t*lly obviously
the name meikle means small in scots. izzy small-small.
Would life for Jon have been better if he never fucked his aunt and never got revealed as a Targ fucking shit, but stayed Ned's bastard and became King in the North?
>And one more thing, you WILL keep the headcanon with you. Understand?
>Tyrion proceed to have that silly Ned-Ashara Dayne love story and add more Darkstar to the story.
It's honestly kind of silly, though sensible to have that. I am not sure how to feel about that if that's really happened. Bran end up being the one who ruin the whole situation in the first place and somehow end up in the throne will be even more controversial that's for sure.
Never really understood Renly’s claim to the throne. He knows legally he has no entitlement to be king but just thinks he should because he would be a better king than Stannis
Can you even role-play Grand Northern Conspiracy in that game?
They really wanted to place a bow on the series and be done with it. Fuck those kikes.
They kind of simplify the speech a bit in the show, but it still manages to deliver the same message. Though I think the book speech is slightly more kino.
Just fucking around for the banter
Why didn't Arya just ask Bran "what's west of Westeros?"
plus it's unlikely for Stannis to sire more children so he's still next in line even if he supports Stannis
makes no sene
He was a dumb faggot
>Huh?
Tried to set Brynden up with a girl. Brynden refused, so Hoster threw a fir and they feuded for a long time over this.
Also forced Lysa to kill her own child, which traumatized her.
Fuck him.
>Catelyn
>Objectively based
Made me laugh irl, thanks.
aye, thats why i said he was a tit. But there is precedent for usurpation what with bobby and blackfyre. Admittedly with bobby it was the king breaking his obligations with the nobility and with blackfyre, although sword was the main reason (alongside his more martial disposition) there were also whispers of dareon being not the unworthy's son.
Renly lacked a slander to hit stannis with except nobody likes you, which is true to a degree. He maybe could have played up the foreign faith and melly influence to make it seem more legit.
yeah renly stannis could be a power team but mannis would potentially overrule renly's solutions to problems as they were not just, thereby creating more issues due to autism and unsynchronized rule. But as renly would be heir it would have given him time to off mannis
Because D&D kinda forgot that Bran can see shit.
>They really wanted to place a bow on the series
The only "bow" they deserve after that disastrous finale is a crossBOW bolt to the balls, chest and head.
Asking here too:
If I wanted to watch the show but without the shitty donutsteel OC, do I stop at Season 4,5 or 6?
It was a joke that went too far and only the Tyrells seem to have taken it seriously. After Renly got BTFO, all the Stormlands joined Stannis.
>Tried to set Brynden up with a girl. Brynden refused, so Hoster threw a fir and they feuded for a long time over this.
>Also forced Lysa to kill her own child, which traumatized her.
nothing wrong with either of these things tbqh
Shireen doesn't come before Renly?
I hope their planet is flat and she falls off the fucking world and dies
end of 4 is the general consensus for when it really goes off the rails, cracks do show beforehand though
honestly if you marathon that far its unlikely you'll stop though, unless you're already a bookfag
Daenerys "Ten Ton Terror" Targaryen
Daenerys "Westerner Wrecker" Targaryen
Daenerys "Peasant Accelerant" Targaryen
Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
Daenerys "See a town? Burn it down" Targaryen
Daenerys "Unburnt city? What a pity!" Targaryen
Daenerys "King's Landing into Kindling" Targaryen
Daenerys "You better flee from Flea Bottom" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dehousing civilians by the millions" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dropping a canister on every single Lannister" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ring the bells, I'll send them to the Seven Hells" Targaryen
Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Daenerys "After seeing Rhaegal crash this city needs to be ash" Targaryen
Daenerys "If the crowds dare to jeer then their skin needs to sear" Targaryen
Daenerys "The show's down to the wire so I need to go crazy with fire" Targaryen
Daenerys "After they see all the flame they'll be some babies to rename" Targaryen
Daenerys "Don't have to read the last book to know that King's Landing will cook" Targaryen
it annoys me they went with scheming littlefinger instead of everyones friendly whoremonging thrifty pal littlefinger
A
FUCKING
FISH
She's grown up somewhat and looks a lot less like Emilia now.
It's frustrating seeing two people look so similar and yet not be cast together in something as siblings. Like how I think there needs to be something with MEW as Sigourney Weaver's daughter (like say, an Alien Isolation movie)
The AI is really lackluster. The modders do whatever they can but almost always ends up with ridiculous scenarios
males always come before females
Men>Women when it comes to succesion in Westeros, except Dorne.
Stop at 6 then pray to the gods that grrm realizes he needs to do Winds of Winter differently and releases it within our lifetime.
nah I'm fairly certain older brother's daughter > younger brother
so why didn't Jaime become King after Tommen died?
5?
Season 4 has a pretty prominent original character, but he is well acted and pretty cool, pic related.
I'd say the general consensus is:
S1 - 4 - Great (though some said that 4 is a not quite as good as the first 3)
S5 - Mediocre, though episode 8 kinda make it up.
S6 - Mostly good, better than 5, but this is where the asspulls and plot armor starts to getting worse.
S7 - Starts out decent, but too rushed and ultimately falls apart and causing a lot of issue that leads to....
S8 - Utter disaster.
My recommendation is to stop at S4 or S6 if you end up liking it so much. Than watch S7E4 clips on youtube.
Jaime is a Kingsguard you mongoloid, they don't have any claim
It was a typical case of someone trying to skip the succession line a bit, not a very uncommon plot in fiction and it was helped by the fact that he had access to strong support.
Nope, king's brother would come before king's daughter.
Kingsguard, and also he isn't a Baratheon.
Jaime is a Kingsguard.
boltons are actually alright apart from ramsay. domeric bolton, roose bolton’s trueborn son, was fostered with barbrey dustin and was by all accounts a great kid who would have led his house in a positive direction before he got ganked by ramsay
That is dumb she didn't ask. He could've replied "you" and smiled.
>Nope, king's brother would come before king's daughter.
Got any source for this? I think I'm remembering older brother's daughter > younger brother from some Preston video, but I'm not sure.
MAKE A NEW THREAD BEFORE I SHIT MESELF
Jaime should have betray Cersei at the season 7 premiere. Lead the remaining Lannister army himself, while the Tarlys rule the reach. The war should have been involving more parties instead of just fighting Cersei. Cersei herself can stay in power by holding Kingslanding hostage through the wildfire plot.
lmao Melisandre cucked Val and gave Jon his first son
No, as Jon you pretty much either accept Stannis' offer or stay in the Night's Watch forever. Converting to Rhllor is completely optional though.
>Alien Isolation movie
if done to half the quality standards of the game i'd buy that ticket and BRay in a heartbeat
THREAD PISS MYSELF
The only thing I'm looking forward to about that is the potential for Star Wars music by Ramin Djawadi
Imagine being this fucking retarded. Jaime was removed from the Kingsguard by Tommen. Retarded showfags ignore all the actually good characters like Tommen, Kevan, Margaery, Olenna in favor of meme muh Lena Headey.
He is relieved from his oath under Tommen & Kevan's order so he can lead the Lannister army to retake Riverrun.
Oh I see. You're just retarded.
firstly, even under male preference primogeniture, the page says
>Older sons and their lines come before younger sons and their lines.
secondly, nothing there is historically ubiquitos
thirdly, that's not westeros
>brienne didn't reveal Jamie's new child when she wrote about him in the book
Such a fucking waste
If only. I have downloaded season 8 OST from youtube and that soundtrack with chanting lady covering the Night King's theme is pure kino. So does the Dothraki charge OST. FUCK it made me even more mad to D&D.
To this day I won't understand why the Tyrells didn't join Stannis after Renly got assassinated.
Warms my heart to see my work contiunued but it's:
>THREAD
>PISS MESELF
Have sex
>Also, before his death, he puts a child inside the newly knighted Ser Brienne
>I miss you Jaime
stannis didn’t seem like the winning side
Cause Loras was seething that Stannis killed Renly
Stannis is married, so no queenship for them.
AND Stannis is married to a Florent, one of their less trusted bannermen.
Stannis' tax policy was too steep.
DUMB user ONE BALL NO BRAINS WHY WOULD I STEAL YOUR LINE
...
"I have balls"
Oh and additionally there is bad blood with Stannis and the Tyrells due to the siege of storm's end. The list goes on.
>xoxo
Oh, a.right
thx for answering
Great Councils of 101 and 233
plus she is the worst looking woman on the show together with arya
um shae?
literally worst choice (except Arya)
solid 6 to Salsa's 4
AVE IMPERATOR
I WILL DO MY DUTY AND MAKE OUR HOUSE PROUD
fuck it