Why was it so shit

Why was it so shit

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They stuck with the original plot which was extremely generic and straightforward.

pennywise just should have sex

probably couldn't get it up because he was dead

Why was IT so shit

>remake of a boring ass show, based off a boring ass book is boring

come on OP

The minions were good

Has anyone actually read the book

list of better Stephen King stuffs
>Desperation
>The Stand
>Pet Sematary (original, i havent seen the remake)
>Silver Bullet
>Sleep Walkers

not necessarily in that order, just my recommendations

No, it's fucking retarded
also check'd

A shitty horror film to appeal to the teen crowd and pedos.

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actually, it was pretty good. works better as a coming-of-age movie than a horror film though

Kang is a hack

Stop. Faggot

What was the film about? I watched the film and I simply did not care. All I remember was the tranny, the jew and a clown with a big fivehead

>runs directly at camera while shrieking as music blares
MASTERFUL HORROR

It wasn't, you're just a dumb contrarian edgy retarded underage faggot.

ROCK WARR!!

1) steven king books are usually poorly written trash
2) it was poorly written trash
3) no child orgy
4) they stuck sort of close to the book, yet found a way to write out all the good parts of the book for "reasons"

I couldn't take it seriously after they chose an actress who looks to be in her early twenties to portray the 12 year old Beverley.

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Edge aside, the black spot fire is one of my favorite parts of the book and was actually taken from a real nightclub fire in the early 1900s

unironically the only good part of the movie

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Hope they include the fucking space earth turtle in the next one

what minions?

The kids had good chemistry together. They improvised most of the lines in the movie and some how had better comedic timing and didn't break character, unlike the chicks in the Ghostbusters remake

He’s a faggot trying to force his unfunny shit posts. He thinks the monsters pennywise turns into are different entities and not just the fucking clown shape shifting

lol balloon lmao

Can't top Tim Curry
Also
>remaking classics

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Check em. The killer clown and the child murders are the least disturbing aspects of it, tbqdesu, pic related.
This, honestly? I feel that it's pretty overrated because 1. It capitalizes so fucking hard on 80s nostalgia and 2016 Baseder Things hype , and 2. Besides Tim Curry's performance, almost everything about the original public television miniseries is a steaming pile of shit, so in the minds of NPCs, this remake is (incorrectly) considered to be disproportionately good, just because it demonstrates some basic competence as a film compared to the dumpster fire original.
Besides Silver Bullet and Pet Sematery, those are all shit kek. Here's a better list:
>Silver Bullet
>Pet Sematery (original)
>Carrie
>The Shining
>Thinner
>The Dead Zone (Cronenberg)
>Misery
>Salem's Lot (Tobe Hooper)
>Shawshank Redemption & Green Mile

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Talk fast .... must and witty and funny

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You forgot based langoliers

It wasn't bad
Yes
sleep walkers and desperation are terrible

Stephen King is a nonce

t. capeshitter

And Stand By Me, now that I think of it.
It's true, but he writes some good stories. Or at least he used to when he was drunk and high for 23 out of every 24 hours a day.

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This is a picture of kat Perry correct?

yes, a total beauty

Fun fact, the black guy in the Old Spice commercials is gonna play adult Mike in Part II. Yo girl finna have them seats WET.

Nobody likes niggers they smell like grease when they sweat

No gangbang

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I tried to read the book like three times, but I could never get the part where Georgie gets his arm ripped off. Each time I would think to myself "gee, why did I stop reading IT?" and I would pick it back up and read pages about Georgie and his brother talking about who has the brownest asshole, and more pages about some faggot getting harassed by the townsfolk, and I would suddenly remember why I quit reading it in the first place. Stephen King can't focus.

Better than smelling like wet dog and hot dog water.

Lol it’s really not. You guys smell like fucked trash

The movie has no relation with the book besides some references and winks to the audience. It's more a Stranger Things spin-off with an evil clown.

Based butthurt gorilla

The ABSOLUTE state of white boi seethe. Make sure you put the bullet between your blue eyes BEFORE you go on a shooting spree. And try to have sex too.

I really like this movie. I've rewatched it about 15 times so far.

>iTards pretending to have valid opiions

>Clap your hands. Like this.

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No cunny gangbang scene in the sewers.

be honest, which kid are you jacking it to?

Durrr slavery meme. I hope your next syringe is laced with fentanyl

this
none of the actors really had enough presence to carry this plot
... and i mean, the special effects? nothing really stands out aside from that ridiculous dancing scene and the painting woman

How does it feel knowing you'll never amount to more than a pavement ape that thinks the world owes you something because of muh slavery? Fuck off this board.

All of the scary stuff were jump scares you could see coming for miles.

Yeah try and stop stealing shit. Pavement ape

How does it feel knowing you'll never amount to more than a depressed incel that thinks the world owes you something because of muh white legacy? Fuck off this board and Earth. Your women's wombs are barren and you have fertility issues.

I will when you stop fucking dogs and children.

Later Mayos

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Garbage in / Garbage out

lol you big mad a black brother stole your girl... actually prolly your sister you aint get pussy

>I would pick it back up and read pages about Georgie and his brother talking about who has the brownest asshole
what

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>not watching it for the twink kino

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Witch-Minion and Zombie-Minion

You sure would know about stealing wouldnt you?

>No sex scene

le fake 80s nostalgia for zoomers

fuck Stranger Things and fuck this shit

What is this wet dog meme? Do niggers even own dogs? How would they know how a wet one smells?

Not even him but get a new joke, Kevin.

I know you don't get it, you've gone nose blind from allowing your dog to lick your face and sleep under your covers.

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>zero pics of you-know-who in an It thread
yikes, Yea Forums..

because it was for children

Niggers own pitbulls purely as a status symbol and then wonder why their poorly trained dog keeps attacking the nigglets.

horror is sudden loud noises and everyone screaming all the time

post some

i thought it was good

>scary clowns
Americans are retarded

>hurr durr it’s edgy to be contrarian

Got you senpai

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Anyone have the gif where Flynn is rejecting the girl's advances?

asian cutie

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is this it

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YOU JUST KNOW

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Niglets must be tasty

i thought it was great

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You just know

top cutie

She was a boy who had a sex change prior to puberty

what’s this? Yea Forums told me finn was repulsed by girls

Don't know, don't care.

The only positive to come out of it were three lovely boys, the rest was just stupid garbage aimed at women.

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It is female.

i only count 2 cute boys

No such thing as a sex change. A mutilated penis is not a vagina.

Looks like the waitress from it's always sunny

because he kills everyone except the main characters for no good reason. so there is no risk

t.Arab fag

Finn, jack, and jaeden?

Just because jaeden has a shitty personality it doesn't make him any less hot.

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why is wyatt’s face crossed out? he’s cuter than jaeden.

but i was referring to finn and jack

It's real, there's like two pages dedicated to the brothers going back and forth about their assholes. Literally have the book is filled with unnecessary dialogues and details that don't drive the plot forward at all.

I read it, I really wonder how people were scared of the book when literally every big spooky or dramatic scene is ruined by a character or the narration breaking out into jokes.

It wasn't though.

this why I don't read Stephen King, it sounds like half the books are just babbling about retarded shit
why were people obsessed with this writing in the 70s and 80s?

You're out of your mind. That jewfro is probably one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen in a boy, especially at that length. Plus, his huge forehead isn't flattering, and his face looks like he's been punched one too many times.

Just reverse search the image if you want the original though.

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>ooooh spoopy clown!!!1
Goofy mallgoth garbage.

Teen and preteen boys's comparing their assholes is never unnecessary dialogue though.

They abandoned Cary's vision more more jump scares and 80's nostalgia.

MOMS
GONNA
FREAK

>gets shot by police

[buzzword]

Yes its very good due to the world it paints small town 60s america there are dozens of fully fleshed out charaters whos whole live and that of their families are covered in the book. The killer clown part is a small part and squeezing it into a 2 hour film was always going to fail.

Just finished The Stand its a simple story not much happens but the detail is what makes it any film adaptation will be shit.

>remaking Remo Williams
>still have a brit play a korean

No they didn't. You clearly have never read the book.

me, but I only remember the things that were also in the 1990 version

which is far more faithful, by the way

How does Jaden have a shit personality? Jaden and Finn are cute and Jack is started to become some sort of annoying neurotic sperg

Will they adapt this scene that women will never understand in IT Chapter 2?

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guys a terrible writer.

M-more

pennywise just should have sex with me

>doesnt mention misery
The new mist is actually good too.