I just binged the Last Kingdom and I am shocked and appalled at the lack of diversity in this series...

I wouldn't mind seeing Ragnar plunder some Nubians desu

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I don't like shows centering around animals.

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Most Norwegian women look like this.
t.Dane

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Not sure if it's the greatest show but every episode I watched with anticipation and had a lot of fun, it never gets boring really. The relationship between these 2 in pic related is so kino, it's unbelievable. Also, when people say Game of Thrones does away with "le good vs bad stuff" and enters a grey area, then it's bullshit against this where you constantly question yourself who you're rooting for and who is actually on which side. Also some points:
>white people's history
>no forced diversity
>women aren't super heroes but rather have actually female traits and subversion tactics
>when they're strong and competent it makes sense tho
> biggest redpill during late season 3 when it comes to women fighting instead of making babies
>actual tactics in battles that determine the outcome and odds
>stakes are always clear and consistent

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are you suggeting she has an alcohol problem?

So, is Maxmoefoe good in this?

I literally can't remember anything that happened in S2

>you will never live in Viking age Britannia
>you will never reave and plunder
>you will never have a qt shield maiden gf

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yeah, but the main protagonist is fucking plain

Then go make your own show full of faggots in some mud land and stop trying to lie about history

true. the series would probably be forgettable if the supporting cast weren't incredible

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Cringe and bluepilled

History is fluid, my friend

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whats with the hobbit feet

>10th century Britain
So you want minorities to be massacred on sight graphically?

It's called perspective. Take a photography class

The amazing part is that you can be openly sarcastic and people will still take these posts seriously.
Why did the trolls become the trolled?
Remember pic related?
Remember what it meant?
Or are you too new?

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He's a kind of a brainlet chad. But his character has some depth, the inner conflict between blood and upbringing is a big selling point. And his actions make sense when you accept that he's not the political thinker that Alfred is. That's also what makes this relationship so interesting. Also the fact that they argue about warfare strategy and that these arguments have actual weight, people split up because of it or get promoted. And in the end the better strategy actually wins. If you compare that to game of thrones, even in the earlier seasons, it's just army vs army+dragon 50/50 coin flip + 30% chance of deus ex.

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>implying you wouldn't lick every square inch

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No those are big feet, regardless of perspective.

They are proportionate to her height

>hobbit feet

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And it was a laughing stock tv show that did not make money and would have got people fired if it was not supported by ty the British government

its a shame too, because the actors for Hector and Paris actually gave good performances

>Nice face
>Nice tits
>Nice ass
>Footfags will call her a 0/10

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Racist

THE CARD OF VANQUIS!

Norway and Sweden unironically get the credit for attractive Danes. Why tf is Denmark pretty much forgotten by people yet they had the largest impact on Europe during the Viking age and a bit after?

Don’t get me wrong I would smash all day and wife the girl she still has hobbit feet

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There is nothing wrong with this

Robust offspring is what you should be going for

Yes

Fucking a nigger woman is like indulging in bestiality, especially considering how purple their pussies are and how rough their skin is. Never again.

And by credit I mean attractive Scandinavian women tend to be Danish, but everyone assumes they’re a fucking shit Swede.

why not just take them on ships back home? was it expensive?

I'm surprised SJWs haven't caught wind of this show yet. If it ever reaches GoT level of popularity, watch out

Skade was the worst part of that season but I still enjoyed it.

cope

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Easier solution would be to just exterminate them all, preferably with some disease tailored to their biology.

The US literally tried that. They made a country and gave it to former African slaves.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberia

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Pro tip they have trouble DNA differentiating between Danish Viking and And Anglo Saxon settlement in England (and i mean the semen settling in the British women of course)

Poor mans Natalie Dormer

It doesn't matter, the first 3 seasons are kino and you can just pretend nothing else exists if they fuck up. Still excited for season 4 tho

Fuck you, she was qt. But really, it did feel a little contrived

More like good looking Natalie Dormer

Dormer gets absolutely breastmogged by Thea

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Nice fridge

That show is incredibly boring and bland, i binged like 6 episodes then it was just getting ridiculous with the main character CONSTANTLY making fucking idiotic decisions, just like every other series that ever exists, just so that the plot can progress. It got to the part where he just went on a raid with his buddies thinking he somehow wouldn't be found out, much to everyone's surprise he is found out and then demands trial by combat. At this point I stopped watching what a boring fucking pile of shite. Alfred was the only saving grace and everything about him was kino, shame about the rest of the series being dire.

Yes, that would be nice.

Ok dear

low effort cope

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>being a breastguy

What are you, 12?

It's kind of funny what a great contrast between Last Kingdom and Vikangz
Vikangz:
>OOGA BOOGA kill da crhistian priest
>*in mosque* do not kille anyone it's da house of the god
Last Kingdom
>protagonist kills snow nigress from OP pic with his bare hands
>shows how pathetic was german and scandinavian reign on British islands

No he's white

cringe and bluepilled

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>Iceland
>Butts
>99% White
Explain this boobfags

>Iceland

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>>Iceland
>>Butts
% White
% cucks

Sold me on it, downloading now.

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>what are outliers

I dont much care for jews

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Imagine how much better TLK would have been without the author's autistic anti-Christian self-insert Gary Stu MC

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what do you call this aesthetic?

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FYI ,((Sweden)) is literally musing banning all (!) germanic runes and symbols right now. I shit you not. This show will be canceled from airing there if it goes through

Christianity is cucked as fuck

My future wife

Cucked Christians beat the shit out of pagans

"White shades bass black shades good"

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hundreds of years ago
modern Christianity is about raising money to bring over Somalians

Would you still band if her pussy was purple and outie, and her ass was tainted brownish?

Some parts of the body are more important. Just like ass trumps tits, feet trumps everything else.

Why the fuck did Uhtred get that annoying fucking accent in season 3?

>Germans
Franks, Danes and Anglo-Saxon are GERMANIC you American fucking retard.

Its like saying white people killed thousands of arabs in the crusades.
Right now white people are letting arabs rape their kids and the crusades aren't a reflection of them at all

fuck skade
give me my nun warrior milf wife

mine too!

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>without the only character who give Saxons some dignity
Top kek

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Lincoln was gunning for that and got a bullet for it

i can think of fourteen words

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Why is Uhtred such a prick? Any time he sees a new pair of brappers, he drops his current love interest like a rock

Dumb bitch needs to fucking close her stupid fish mouth when she isn't talking.

because it was the Angles and the Saxons that invaded Britain not the Danes. Even though they're all originated from the same peninsula

>Cucked Christians beat the shit out of pagans
Yeah and at what cost?
Countless christians massacred by so-called g*rmanic christians in Britain, Gaullia, north Africa, Spain, Italy etc.
Sacked Constantinople
Christians massacred in Cappadocia, Syria and Palestine
Countless polish and russian christians
And of course modern world.

He talks shit to pagans as much as he does to christians

>Author’s self-insert is behind all of Alfred the Great's victories

Nice """""historical"""""""kino""""" you got there

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>B-but Nordic Paganism
Oh yeah you sure showed me, wanna try again with the greek and celtic pantheons?

>t. assblasted Anglo

>he drops his current love interest like a rock
??

Too much inbreeding

Whats going on on the left there

What's the point in such festivals?

Why Brits, Scots and irish fought danes harder than Angles and Saxons?

Germans can also mean the Alemans in English. Since nobody outside of Deutschland actually calls it Deutschland (though the Japs do try). It's called Alemania/Allemagne instead since those tribes stuck around. In English they didn't bother to rename the-German-place just because all the other Germans moved elsewhere, so Alemans are Germans, and Germans are Alemans.

>rough skin
Blacks are practically hairless compared to all other races on the planet. Black women hardly even need to shave. You just fucked a woman who had never discovered moisturizer which is odd considering she was black as many rely on cocoa butter to provide the sleekest dark and silky smooth skin.

>amerimutt enters the thread

She is ready to accept your dick at your earliest convenience though.

>diverse
>literally couldn't even tell themselves apart
Yeah, no.

>that webm
I gotta admit, that was pretty fucking funny.

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a thread died for this

In one of the books, I think 4 or 5 Uthred by up some slaves and one of them is from nubia, a priest sent to reform Uthred will end up fucking her non-stop.

>different shades of pasty mayonnaise white are "diverse"

Nobody posted webm from her BLACKED flickr yet...
tv has fallen on hard times

Probably a stupid question but is the show SJW free? Because Vikings quickly lost itself to that disease and I'd rather not go through grief again

Look at those perfect Norwegian feet

Yes, and that is why it's problematic

I just binged the Chernobyl and I am shocked and appalled at the lack of diversity in this series. Hopefully the new season will address this inexcusable practice

I-I think I know her. Or at least they're incredibly alike.

t. Norwegian

it gets a bit repetitive,uthred has so much plot armor and hes too gary stu,that makes the series a little worse.

the best-case-scenario

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give me rundown on this author´s self insert and how much he drags the show down?

>mfw

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>give me rundown on this author´s self insert
MC is Saxon, son of oldermen raised by Danes after death of his father in battle. Basically stands behind all important Alfred's victories over the Danes.
Not a big fan of Church.

reminds me of that slag from eastenders.

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It's not a huge drag but his Stu qualities are noticeable. Everyone is unreasonably accommodating towards him, and he has unusually high survivability.

god yes, she was easily best girl

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>Everyone
lolwut?

Not really the Romans converted during a crisis and everyone followed in that path for shekels