Imagine being hyped for LOTR not written by Tolkien

Imagine being hyped for LOTR not written by Tolkien

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>being hyped for anything in the modern world except its destruction

a hack

Oof! Look, sweety, women can write just as well as old white men, and it's about time we gave a voice to POC and LGTB folk in fantasy. Y'all just gotta accept times are changing. M'kay? Do we comprehende, friendo?

Ever notice how women say the word 'just' way more than men and these numale bugmen faggots use that word a lot too?

Imagine caring about LOTR.

>friendly reminder

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I’m hyped, because Iran inevitably going to obliterate the trend of factors infiltrating adaptions of established fantasy work and obliterating them.
Think about it logically; GoT utterly shits the bed, so much that even the retards that liked it unironically for the past three seasons could spot it.
Then you have the Witcher, written and produced by people who obviously don’t care about it, and coming out to meet an audience jaded by GoT shitting itself
Then you have Lord of the rings, which has had arguably the most successful and well received adaptation of all time, and is only allowed to write in for the bits nobody cares about; essentially licensed fan fiction.

At some point, likely when LOTR fails, producers will start seeing fantasy adaptations as a liability.

no it's just you

>Iran
It is.
I hate resorting to being a filthy phone nigger

>when LOTR fails
the ceo of amazon is a nut for lotr i doubt he could care less if it isn't successful, he's just rich and is spending his money on trying to make more lotr kino

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Don't watch it. I won't.

It colors your view of what came before when there's a remake or sequel ages after the fact. I won't bother letting this trash take up space in my brain and change how I see the books.

I feel the same way partially about the Jackson movies too actually. They're good for what they are. They are the best possible adaptation of that material you could make, taking into account the realities and practicalities of making a film, but I do kind of wish I'd never seen them and could just enjoy the books on their own without imagery from the films seeping in all the time.

Even if you prefer the films, same thing will apply.

Just avoid this trash and don't give them any views anywhere or let it enter your mind any more than it has to.

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It will be worse than the Hobbit trilogy.
A newest low.

t. roastie whore

>implying he wouldn't support this
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this

WE WUZ KANGZ 'N SPIRITS 'N SHIT

>Implying you played the game
Baranor was from Far Hard originally and his brother was there allied the uruks through mercenary work.

yeah but they had the booms you fucking retard

Ooooooooohh

Now we know why they make John Bolton seethe so much.

Imagine not being hyped for LOTR adapted to modern standards.

I don’t have to imagine

At least it will be more realistic, for God's sake.
Hopefully we will find out Aragorn's tax policy, for example.

I miss Christopher Tolkien ;_;

WTF I love random blacks in lotr now!?!

WTF I also love goofy batman grappling guns in lotr now also!?!

Imagine being hyped for LOTR adapted to modern standards.

>LOTR adapted to modern standards
You just described the Hobbit movie trilogy.

I played Shadow of War recently which actually has a very good and compelling story. I was surprised to find out afterwards that it wasn't based on any of Tolkien's appendices, footnotes etc, and it a completely original take on things.

In particular, they go into Sauron's past when he was an elf-like being, and his motivations for wanting to take over the world. He saw life as imperfect, and wanted to raze it all to the ground and start again. Raising an army of Orcs, Goblins etc to overthrow the world of men was just stage 1 of his plan. Eventually he would have killed the Orcs (or manipulated them into killing each other) as well, as they were just a means to an end.

In short, I think at LOTR TV series might have a chance at being good.

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Nigga, orcs kill each other all the time. Sauron wouldn't need to manipulate them.

>In particular, they go into Sauron's past when he was an elf-like being, and his motivations for wanting to take over the world. He saw life as imperfect, and wanted to raze it all to the ground and start again. Raising an army of Orcs, Goblins etc to overthrow the world of men was just stage 1 of his plan. Eventually he would have killed the Orcs (or manipulated them into killing each other) as well, as they were just a means to an end.

Big yikes

Of course if you don't then you're a retarded piece of shit who deserves to kill himself.

Justed!!

>have SoM
>tfw 43gb
>will probably play for 5 minutes than delete, just like with every other game nowadays

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