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>Sub-Lieutenant Rebecca Edwards, accused of having a sexual liaison with the captain on board a nuclear submarine, is said to have worn his uniform and given inebriated orders in the officers’ mess, including directions to launch the vessel's ballistic arsenal.

>The weapons engineering officer reportedly wore the captain’s gold epaulettes and issued orders during “boozy horseplay” with other officers on board HMS Vigilant, which included orders to fire Trident missiles - the vessel's primary armament - upon the city of Glasgow.

>The crew members from HMS Vigilant, one of four submarines to carry the nuclear deterrent Trident, were kicked out after failing compulsory drugs tests.

>HMS Vigilant was already at the centre of an alleged sex scandal involving its captain and a female officer.

>The second-in-command on board the vessel, 36-year-old Lieutenant Commander Michael Seal, was also put on a plane back to the UK after claims he was having a relationship with another female crew member.

*dabs*

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>and issued orders during “boozy horseplay” with other officers on board HMS Vigilant, which included orders to fire Trident missiles - the vessel's primary armament - upon the city of Glasgow.

Let's all be honest, would that really be a loss for humanity if it did happen

christina hendricks as the mistress and me as the naive swabby on the ship where she's bored and calls me in her quarters to pleasure her every night

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Glassedgow

roastie status = PATROLLED

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Actually, I think this proves the epitome of safety within the programme, if the crew of a nuclear submarine actually think using the arsenal is a fucking joke.

You go girl.

Launch all them missiles at Glasgow.

Nice

>GLASS GLASGOW LADS

CUTE

Normalfags shouldn't be allowed to be anything other than the most basic grunts in the military.

This is why even the most progressive push for females in the military never involved putting them on a submarine

I was disgusted until I read the part about Glasgow.

women are allowed on the nuclear subs? god help us

imperial china had the right idea, we need eunuchs on our subs

Based.
You need to start supporting the people within the system that treat the system like the fucking joke it is.
That's literally what every show, movie, comedian, and song is trying to get through your skull.

>The crew members from HMS Vigilant, one of four submarines to carry the nuclear deterrent Trident, were kicked out after failing compulsory drugs tests.
Based, this would make a great comedy. A bit Four Lions, a bit Dr. Strangelove

>glass scottland

fuck it

Glasgow nuked: over 100 pounds of property damage

she cute though

enlighten me, bonganons, why is scotland shit?
is it like my leaflands where every city is a mismanaged, hopeless hole full of incompatible foreigners and youths with no cultural identity, and every rural town is a boomer majority of alcoholics and young, futureless addicts?

why are women allowed in the military again?
literally every time we give them a chance they just use it as an opportunity to get laid.

They drink so much booze that Scots are fatter than Americans despite all doing heroin.

They also deep fry shit that would make even the most coonass southern American look at them sideways

I dunno, user. The one time I interacted with wild southerners they had deep-fried butter and deep-fried snickers bars.

Poor weather, poor economy, drug problems and emigration.

The snickers they got from Scots doing Mars bars. I can't speak to the butter.

>putting women on submarines

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Yep, a comedy material

Leftists. Their stated goal is to dismantle the systems of oppression. The system of oppression is entirety of western liberal democracies. Always remember this when you wonder why they do something pants on head retarded, like importing muslims.

Why the FUCK would you put women on submarines? That seems like a recipe for disaster 99% of the time.

is this english
I don't think this is english
is this gallic

Exactly, what the fuck where they thinking?

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Well it is long, hard and full with seamen.

There's a reason even more Scots emigrated to the colonies than the English did (as a proportion of the population)

>navy
>co-ed
Why even have a navy if you are just going to destroy it yourself?

Yeah, to get away from the faggot English.

Hmm, maybe this is why Appalachia is such a shithole, with its huge scotch-irish background.

>every city is a mismanaged, hopeless hole full of incompatible foreigners and youths with no cultural identity, and every rural town is a boomer majority of alcoholics and young, futureless addicts?

Holy shit, you just described sweden. I guess we really live in a clown world

scotland looks really nice and the people were much more friendly there compared to my time in england. I think they're jealous scotland is still mostly white.

She's a cutie and Glasgow is a shithole anyway.

Alrigh settle down Angus

>fire the vessel's primary armament upon the city of glasgow
Hmmm maybe not such a bad idea after all

nice meme, there's like four muslims in scotland.

>female on a submarine
what ???

Because they were removed from their land and forced to mwave to Canada and the US because landowners could make more money from sheep on the land than renting it?

imagine being men and letting roasties in charge of society, imagine being this spineless and cuck

yeah,the clearances, people were literally pushed off their land.

No, Scotland is beautiful and overwhelmingly white. England hates us because we get free prescriptions and university education

imagine having sex

Did you know that British subs don't have permissive action links? So the crew can launch missiles on their own discretion.

Scots pretend they are in Gods own country but in reality none of them ever visit the beautiful wilderness they so often cite. Instead they live in squalid nests among the ruins of an old civilization that used to inhabit that country. They do too much drinking, drugs, eating etc. They are bitter, and define themselves by what they are not (English) rather than having their own identity.

You know you are included in that group right?

What kinda tard will put females on submarine lel.
>imagine your girlfriend/wife is a submarine crew
>imagine the trains they run on this bitches

And yet Scotland is full of cucks who support policies bringing in more immigrants

Who the holy fuck thought putting women on a submarine would be a good idea?

It is

That's not the real problem.

Jealousy and retardation among the men is 1000 times worse in a metal coffin. At least on a boat you can just jump overboard and not take everyone with you when you lose your shit.

The highlanders were, and have generally been, a minority of the Scottish population even at the height of the clearances.

True that. back in the days i worked as a casino dealer on a cruise ship. Literally 80% of the crew was fucking each other i feel bad for the people who girlfriends worked there. And we will dock 2-3 times every week, cant even imagine what is happening on this military ships and submarines that are literally 6+months at sea.

>say you're cool with immigrants for easy point scoring
>knowing the majority of them all end up in english cities anyway

based tbqh

And your only view of the sun comes from a television screen.

This shit not happening more often is either a sign of one hell of a screen process, or lots of explained away "training accidents."

In the 20th century Scotland flipped from being the most conservative part of the UK to the most left wing. Their shithole nation reflects that.

Based filling the country south of you with immigrants so that one day they'll cause the destruction of your own country

>ywn get hammered on a party sub with all your officer buddies while the enlisted polish brass and cook you dinner

fucking kino
also needing more pictures of her

rain and retards

A match made in heaven.

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brexit is going to fuck things up so bad anyway, I'm betting someone runs with a BUILD WALL campaign in scotland at the next election.

isn't there already a wall, from the romans?

>all male sailors
>everyone buttfucks everyone in the dark separately and no one talks about it
>male and female sailors
>fucking anarchy

women were a mistake

direct hit

Glassedglow

rum lash and sodomy not vodka bob and vagene ok

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This is exactly why the "no women on board" rule for warships existed for centuries. If there is one thing that men are always ready to kill each other for its women, and in a small confined area of a ship or a sub this spirals out of control very quickly.

You assume that people drawn to a life of being totally disconnect dont behave differently in relationships.
Also long distance relationships are famously, unofficially, open.

>which included orders to fire Trident missiles - the vessel's primary armament - upon the city of Glasgow
god I wished they had done it

women should be allowed in the military they said
trannies should also be allowed they said

>the first use of “redneck” appears to refer to the Scottish Covenanters of the 17th century, an independence movement created in response to England’s King Charles I
they are literally the origin of rednecks