Solo

Oh and that dude is a shit actor

Not sure it was pretty inoffensive. It wasnt amazing but it wasnt awful either. The wounds are never gonna heal for people from TLJ I guess.

Why ask what you already know?
The Last Jedi.

Imagine they made a Terminator movies without Arnold
Or a Mickey Mouse cartoon without Mickey.
Or Superman, but hes a gay porn star with no powers.

Solo didnt have Ford. Its shit without him

Seething

RENT FREE

Its the best Disney nu wars movie. But at the end of the day youre just saying an undercooked, parasite infested meal is better than horse shit.

Seething

It's unironically the best of the new Star wars movies. That's not saying much but it is

Cope

Because they copped out midway through the movie

It would have to improve on several aspects to reach crap

because it did too much. They shouldn't have shown
>why he's solo
>met chewie
>got his gun
>kessel run
>how he got the falcon
>etc etc etc
Like we get it, but it's too much for one movie. It should have had one or two of those things, and that's it.

youtube.com/watch?v=9OrS5Ym6vzU

Just like your dad?

Good thread OP.

>Why do people pretend this movie is crap?

Because they're angry little fucks who have nothing of value going for them in their lives and so just go on the internet and rage against literally anything and everything,

>pretend
I don't have to pretend rotting garbage smells.

>movie is so nothing the thread is a wasteland
Fuck Starwars and fuck Disney

Not much to cope with. Ive been content with Disney being a dog shit company since 2004.

You wanted the answer you got it.

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It was okay, but I still get the feeling that Kennedy and company had to sack Lord and Miller when the movie threatened to have something like a soul.
indiewire.com/2018/05/solo-a-star-wars-story-phil-lord-chris-miller-original-film-1201967484/

Hollywood God is that you?

SEETHING

Cope

Solo had bad cinematography and it was boring as fuck , most of the movie was talking and talking without interesting action scenes, it flopped because it was a bad movie, not because the rage of a couple of nerds. I was expecting something better for this movie, the theme had potential

It’s a shitty Dr. Who episode in the Star Wars universe. There’s a 100% chance that you enjoy Dr. Who if you enjoyed this movie.

Because it was subtitled 'a star wars story'

Most of the tards shitting on it never saw it, and decided to trash it just because they were pissy at Disney. Pic related is your average chuckle fuck who was whining about the movie telling people not to go see it.

It was also the last and only current Star Wars movie that George Lucas had any sort of involvement in. He commissioned Larry Kasdan to write it in the first place prior to Disney buying up Lucasfilm, and George planned to direct the Obi-Wan movie if Solo did well, and was even scouting locations, only for the project to get cancelled, because Disney decided people didn't want to watch side-story movies since so many people either didn't go because of TLJ, or boycotted it because of TLJ.

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Ron Howard even agreed that TLJ was shit and retweeted comments on it and replied to them, seeming to say he believed it was hurting Solo.

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I kinda liked it actually. More than any of the other nu-wars movies. It served its purpose as a spinoff distraction adequately.

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Shit design. His book speeder was so fucking bad

Ron Howard's interview in which he said that George was considering directing one of the Star Wars Story movies.

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kek I assume he just didn't read the full tweet; irresponsible. How can solo be one of one's favorite SW flicks though? What a weirdo.

George scouting locations in preparation to do the Obi-Wan movie, since he didn't want to be involved in the sequel trilogy.

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>he just didn't read the full tweet
He specifically replies to a guy shitting on TLJ

And Obi-Wan cancelled after Solo flopped because of the backlash over TLJ

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Oh. I missed that. Really strange of him to retweet that kind of stuff.

It's so fucking boring, what did you like about it?

Because it has piss-poor writing and writing is almost always the most important part of a movie.

>piss poor
>written by the same guy who wrote Empire Strikes Back based on plot points and characters Lucas specifically commissioned and pitched himself.

Whoa, I can tell someone got their information from reddit

>/pol / fags shill an early reddit review on Yea Forums because "muh jews" and (((disney)))
>then Yea Forums ends up hyping up shit that's not even in the movie, getting themselves mad over things they never even saw
>proceeds to make thread after thread review bombing rotten tomatoes to see how low they can get the audience score in a very unsubtle manner

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so this is what the expression "rent free" alludes to

>movie turns out to be good and was laying the ground work for George Lucas to direct another movie
>Ends up flopping, while /pol/ fags salivate over how they sure showed the jews
>jews then say this is proof that white men in leading roles are box office poison and that they'll never make that mistake again!

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film would've done better had they released it in december like every other disney SW. If i remember correctly I think they didn't want to go up against wonder woman the month before but that movie got pushed back like 2 years. fucking morons, they really thought this shit would fare well between deadpool and avengers

>defending the writing of a movie by pointing out that a completely different movie was well written
dude wat

Alright, what scene did you specifically not like? Tell me all about a movie you've never seen, but will bitch about and pretend you did.

Things I didn't like about Solo:
Han Solos character was written too comical.
Donald Glover.
The equal rights for robots malarkey.

Every movie where you can pinpoint the scenes made by different directors, is by essence a shitty movie. Both Solo and Justice League are deeply flawed on an objective standard, and no amount of shilling may change that.

What scenes were done by which directors? They all seemed bad to me.

That's a very jewish post there friend

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Fuck off. George is great. This Disney shit is shockingly bad and soulless.

Why do you pretend it was good ? I wait for your arguments

I thought it was great to see the empire fighting a ground battle against an enemy, and not doing very well. Thats something that Star Wars never did.

it was okay. terrible writing.

>George is great.
This Disney shit
George made the movie fucktard. He had Kasdan write the fucking thing, then was involved behind the scenes on it for years and pitched the movie to Disney. He then later got Ron Howard to direct and suggested the Darth Maul scene and created L3. George would have also directed Obi-Wan also if more tards like you had just hanged yourselves first.

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No one saw it

hes called han solo because he was named by some random ass mook shitter imperial trooper you dumb fucking faggot
thats the fucking reason why his name is solo
fucking retard ass excuse for a fucking name
even harrison ford said that was fucking bullshit and looks like a way to butcher his character

The plot of the movie centered on hyper fuel, something that was not mentioned once in the last 9 movies. And will probably never be mentioned again. That being said, I enjoyed it more than the episode 8.

where to begin? The whole thing is built on plot contrivances and falls apart when you think about it for more than 5 seconds. Seriously Han just happens to stumble on a crew of thieves that just happens to turn him in so that he can just happen to meet Chewbacca and escape 5 minutes later because the base is suddenly empty only to be hired by the crew of thieves that basically condemned him to death 15 minutes ago because it turns out they need someone for a job and the job just happens to be for a gang which includes Han's old gf Daenerys who just happens to be yacht that just happens to fly by the train that the crew tried to rob. I can keep going but you get the gist, it's complete nonsense. If you think this is well written you're either retarded or a child.

The leverage in every scene changes like 3 times, it's exhausting as shit

>guy pulls out gun and says something gay
>like 3 dudes show up also have guns and they say something gay
>then like 9 dudes show up with guns as well

every scene

>hes called han solo because he was named by some random ass mook shitter imperial trooper
I cringed when that part happened. The worst part about it is that the guy who wrote it provably thought that was clever.

>where to begin?
Took you long enough to reply. I'm certain you to google the shit and read the wiki entry for it.

>The whole thing is built on plot contrivances and falls apart when you think about it for more than 5 seconds.
Not a scene

>Seriously Han just happens to stumble on a crew of thieves
>luke just so happens to meet R2 and C3PO
>luke just so happens to meet Obi-Wan
>luke just so happens to meet Han Solo and Chewie
>luke just so happens to meet Princess Leia, his sister
>luke just so happens to blow up the death star all by himself
Do you hear the faggotry coming out of your mouth?

>happen to meet Chewbacca
And?

>only to be hired by the crew of thieves
Because he was a thief retard, that was what the whole prologue established with that speeder chase and shit.

>which includes Han's old gf
Buddy you should just cut your testicles off now and never watch any other Star Wars movie if this is where you have a problem.

> I can keep going
No you can't because you didn't read that far in the wiki entry.

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>guy pulls out gun and says something gay
>like 3 dudes show up also have guns and they say something gay
>then like 9 dudes show up with guns as well

That's every star wars movie. Also you're gay

>I cringed
I cringed reading you say that.

>guy who wrote it
Larry Kasdan and George Lucas?

>I cringed
>I cringed reading you say that.
>say
yikes

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yikes

>Larry Kasdan and George Lucas
These guys may have had some talent back in the day, but they are utterly shit now.

SPACE NOS NIGGA

How much is Disney paying you to say that an keep George uninvolved in the series? I recall you fags saying the same thing back when the prequels came out, now fags worship them like lost classics.

>what's your name son?
>Han
>Han what? who are your people?
>I don't have people, I'm alone
>hmmmm... Solo

hahahaahaahaaaaa imagine being these guys and actually claiming this was a good movie
There are many more but I can't be fucked. You cunts are retarded beyond belief.

Are you assuming that I think the prequels were any good? What's it like living with microcephaly?

>You cunts are retarded
Imagine projecting this hard about movies you've never seen. Never change /pol/

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>luke just so happens to meet R2 and C3PO
yeah that's contrived for sure but it's okay-ish in a self-contained movie, the prequels just make it even more problematic since the creator of C3PO just happens to be Luke's dad but that's a problem from the prequels, not IV
>luke just so happens to meet Obi-Wan
>luke just so happens to meet Princess Leia, his sister
those are a direct consequence of Leia sending the message to Kenobi. You should watch the movie it's pretty good.
>luke just so happens to meet Han Solo and Chewie
huh no, they were specifically looking for a ship to go through enemy lines, they were looking for someone like Han.
>luke just so happens to blow up the death star all by himself
this is not only unimportant and not what a plot contrivance is, it's also wrong since Han saves Luke's life during that scene, not to mention the other rebel fighters all around.

Also why are you talking about A New Hope since you started by talking about Empire? At least be consistent.

>Because he was a thief retard, that was what the whole prologue established with that speeder chase and shit.
that's not the problem you fucking idiot, the problem is that they're hiring him 10 minutes after having condemned him to death and he's completely fine with that. This scene is only here to staple on Chewie into the gang because he needs to be there but the plot also needs to move along so Han can't stay in prison for more than 5 minutes and needs to go with the people that put him there. It's clumsy and dumb.
>Buddy you should just cut your testicles off now and never watch any other Star Wars movie if this is where you have a problem.
I'm not sure how to respond since this isn't an argument.

What's it like crying about movies you don't even like?

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That was nearly a direct transcript of a piece of dialogue from the movie.
Fucking explain yourself.

>but it's okay-ish in a self-contained movie
But it's not, it's 6 movies, and they're his dad's droids, one of which he built!

>those are a direct consequence of Leia
She's still his sister fag.
>You should watch the movie it's pretty good.
I did, more than you have in fact., apparently

>huh no
Yeah. He just so happens to have met Chewie, a guy who fought along side Yoda, who he'd later train with and knew his dad. Small galaxy huh?
>not what a plot contrivance is
>a plot contrivance is only what I say it
You know just because you use big words doesn't make you not retarded right? I mean Lindsey Ellis throws around big words in her movie revies, but she's still retarded.

>Also why are you talking about A New Hope
Implying I was just talking about A New Hope and not the entire PT and OT
>that's not the problem you fucking idiot,
Yeah, I'm the idiot, not you, because you forgot about the prologue since you didn't read that in the wiki entry.
>10 minutes after having condemned him to death
They're thieves retard. They work for gangsters, just like the one Han had been involved with. Just like how Han kept being involved with Jabba the Hutt and other unsavory characters.
>This scene is only here to staple on Chewie
Nigga you could say that about the scene in ANH for when Luke teams up with Han and Chewie. Did you cry this much over Luke meeting Yoda immediately on Dagobah? That he was the first fucking person he meets on the entire planet, right near his crashed ship? On the entire fucking planet? Jesus Christ! HAVE SEX!

>I'm not sure how to respond
Well you'd have to watch the movie to be able to.

prequel apologists and nu-wars apologists need to be gassed

it wasnt crap it was just unnecessary

>That was nearly a direct transcript of a piece of dialogue from the movie.
And?

Did you think his family was named Solo in the first place? Did you have a specific form of autism toward it? That it couldn't be an outlaw name like Billy the Kid? The line was by Kasdan himself in a script that George Lucas himself commissioned in the first place. So he acquired a name like Billy the Kid, and? The only people bothered by it were some fags in a spoiler thread on reddit who then dragged it over here on Yea Forums, only for /pol/-tards who never saw it to whine about it, because they wanted to fuck the jews. That they thought ithis some how could get the jews and teach them a lesson. The amount of delusion was palpable and you couldn't be on tv for awhile, because 14-year-olds would keep spamming s,oylo and shill for at least a week.

kino score

youtube.com/watch?v=snInk9wJiOw

So were the prequels and ESB and ROTJ

I think it's the best nu-Wars movie, but I definitely agree with this. It's kind of weird that the vast majority of the most important events in Han's life happened over the course of a few weeks at most.

Mate you're ranting about jews. I'm talking about an unforgivably bad scene and an absolute fuck you to anyone who ever cared about the character.
You don't even get paid anymore to shill this shit.
What an absolute disgrace you are.
I'll just repeat because you're fucking dense skull has failed to absorb it
>I'm alone
>hmmm, Solo it is then!

>'m talking about an unforgivably bad scene
>a two second scene, where he gets his outlaw name is unforgivable
>SONIC DOES NOT HAVE BLUE ARMS!
Imagine having this much autism

Please kill yourself

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>You know just because you use big words
and just because you don't understand what it means doesn't make it a "big word" my dude. Luke, who is Force sensitive, destroys the DS by following a plan that was clearly outlined in the movie. Did you maybe miss the explanation that the Death Star plans were stolen precisely to find a weakness to exploit, which is exactly what ends up destroying it? Did you not see Rogue One? Luke destroying the Death Star is perfectly justified within the plot of the movie, ergo it's not contrived.

>muh Kasdan
>muh George Lucas
It doesn't matter who wrote it, it's completely fucking stupid. Besides that these guys are notorious for writing shitty dialogue.

>leans on Sonic of all things to make his point
>accuses others of autism

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>It doesn't matter who wrote it,
No, it doesn't to /pol/-tards, because they believe in a conspiracy where if Solo failed, then Disney would surely be done for good, and therefore the jews would be done, pic related

Nice "n-no u" argument you got there, my fat autistic fren

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>pretend
this is actually one of the worst films of the decade

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That's not John Wick 3

I've never heard of anyone irl talking about this movie and at least 2 of my friends are massive star wars heads that post PARAGRAPHS on why TLJ wasn't "that bad" cause I linked them a video.
No one cared and it sucked.

Do you actually believe that anyone thought this?
That by crippling the success of a movie that "the jews would be done"?
/pol/ might be retarded but they don't even put a scratch on you.

>Do you actually believe that anyone thought this?
How many Captain Marvel threads did you see here on Yea Forums where /pol/-tards were saying the same shit and posting conspiracy photos about how the theaters were empty, and that if Captain Marvel flopped, surely Disney would be done, and therefore a victory against... the jews.

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Biggest issue is the two lead actors.
He is unconvincing as Han Solo and she is shoehorned in due to being the flavor of the month from game of thrones.
It's so strange seeing the disconnect between these slick production values, makeup and special effects and you throw in these two D tier actors it just stinks to high heaven.

I don't even like Captain Marvel, but it was a similar situation, where /pol/ was out in force on Yea Forums

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Last Jedi > Solo, it's that bad

Why is the main character making a duckface in all the promo shots actually makes me cringe a bit

Sure but no one ever claimed
"destroying this movie will destroy the jews"
As you are claiming.
People mostly made these complaints because the product is terrible and they had a connection to the franchise from their youth and saw that it was being destroyed by the new creators.
Not hard to understand if you aren't chugging down 6 litres of sòy a day.

>He is unconvincing as Han Solo
This is the most reddit argument. It wouldn't have matter who they cast, fags would still complain, because he's not "muh harrison ford", despite that you'd have to recast him no matter. Nobody had this problem with the prequels though casting a young Obi-Wan and Anakin, which leads me to suspect that it's more nit picking to just invent excuses to not like the movie.

>flavor of the month from game of thrones.
As if Samuel Jackson wasn't in the PT? She was also one of the best parts of the movie.

It's so sad that Ron Howard got involved in this absolute shocker of a film.
I'm sure the end result was for the most part out of his control. Poor guy.

>Sure but no one ever claimed
>"destroying this movie will destroy the jews"
(citation needed)

/pol/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and /toy/ were filled with threads about how Solo failing will some how punish the jews. It got so bad that they took away the Star Wars General on Yea Forums and on /toy/ it became difficult just to start a thread to discuss the figures. There's still shit posts over there right now that are /pol/-tier in the Star Wars thread

>People mostly made these complaints because the product is terrible and they had a connection to the franchise from their youth
No they didn't This was a text book example of /pol/ fags lying and being disengenuous like yourself and hiding being blanket statements, like:

>"People mostly made these complaints because the product is terrible and they had a connection to the franchise from their youth and saw that it was being destroyed by the new creators."

Yeah...but it was somewhat out of the character concept I mean...Han as a concript? ..they had build up the character as a space ship racer that went into smugling by accident...but the movie showed a storyline of a very pathetic guy...the story didnt have any kind of charm.

>Han as a concript?
He wanted to be a pilot and failed. They also shot a scene of him explicitly failing as a pilot, because he ran away instead of letting his tie-fighter get blown up, but Ron Howard cut it, because it was unnecessary, since it was already known that he failed as a pilot and you didn't need to see it, when the story and exposition existed already implying that he failed.

>but the movie showed a storyline of a very pathetic guy
He makes a hero's journey. I mean Luke was pathetic at the beginning of A New Hope as well. Han got trained by Becket and learned from his experiences, which was the whole plot line about him learning not to trust anyone and shooting first.

>So what's your name then matey?
>Han
>what's your last name there sonny?
>uuuh I don't have one
>all alone are you? Han Solo then
this is all you need to know

>and just because you don't understand what it means
Nigga I don't think you understand what it means.

> Luke, who is Force sensitive, destroys the DS by following a plan that was clearly outlined in the movie.
Oh! I see you're gonna skip over all the other points where I BTFO, and harp on Luke and claim he's not a mary sue by the very fucking definition where everything just conveniently happens to work out for him and he's the best and greatest. Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense!

Yes citation is needed, because you made the claim.
We all hate the fucking jews, that goes without saying.
No one was of the belief that this would bring an "end to the jews" they were just fucking with Disney.
And linking to your own posts about the clickbait youtubers doesn't prove a damn thing you gay cunt. Those videos are a dime a dozen.
The movie is objectively trash, keep sucking dicks user.

Whoa, deep there reddit. How many soi boys said the same commentary in this thread?

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>Yes citation is needed, because you made the claim.
Oh, I'm sorry was the Ethan Van Sciver youtube videos and the review bombs not enough? Or how about /pol/ whining about niggers in the ST just yesterday?

>No one was of the belief
Fuck off /pol/! Just because the jews played you, doesn't mean you have to lie now
>And linking to your own posts about the clickbait youtubers doesn't prove a damn thing
>EVIDENCE DOESN'T COUNT WHEN IT'S NOT THE EVIDENCE I DON'T LIKE BECAUSE IT PAINTS ME A S LYING FAGGOT COCKSUCKER

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WHOA, looking at these /pol/ threads about blacks in Star Wars from just yesterday, and what's this, one's on Yea Forums?

hey reddo, here's a hint, /pol/ rants about jews and niggers round the clock, there's nothing unique about this one.
A dozen thumbnails of no name youtubers doesn't mean shit.
This movie is filled with dialogue that would make prequel trilogy George blush, it's fucking horrible.
so fucking what? are you actually saying you WANT to see niggers in the films you watch.
Fuck off you cum guzzling faggot.

I don't care about politics or culture wars or any of that crap. I don't have blind nostalgia for old star wars movies. As for Solo, i stopped watching it about halfway through (netflix). I still haven't finished it, and probably won't. Had I been in a theater, I might have walked out.

that dialogue is fucking retarded, let's face it.
So is the very idea of making a Han Solo origin story.

>implying that an obi wan movie wouldn't have been just more of the same garbage
I think we actually dodged a bullet, George should stay retired forever.

all this crap you complain about is from the prequels. No-one at the time thought Chewbacca would hang out with Yoda in his Tarzan planet. It's only later they had to make everyone associated with each other for some reason.

I agree, the movie should have ended with him meeting Chew

the movie shouldnt have been made dumb fuck.

Because The Last Jedi was so bad that a cottage industry of angry """real Star Wars fans""" began building YouTube brands around hating nu Star Wars and their momentum killed the film's reputation with normies.

Of course, normies wouldn't fall for the opinions of weirdo neckbeards except that The Last Jedi was so bad everyone just accepted their opinions on Solo as canon.

Solo was a great movie. It will be viewed as the dark horse best movie of the franchise 10 years from now.

>what's your name
>Han
>Han what
>hurr I don't have a surname, I'm alone
>durr Solo it is, then
>Solofags defend this

Have sex

Theres no reas-who on tv would really defend this movie

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That plus the stupid title.

>great
I dunno about that. I enjoyed it but part of the issue is that we kinda know all the important stuff about Han and his history so it's not like it shows anything new. I'd actually have rathered see something like Sgt. Bilko except with Han as he grifted his way through the Imperial flight academy, but oh well.

Because I wanted to see star wars not a crappy serenity homage

>Why do people pretend this movie is crap?
Pretend what? Because it is. /thread.

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OH, SO YOU'RE ALL ALONE ARE YOU? GOT NO PEOPLE? WHO ARE YOUR PEOPLE?
I HEREBY DUB THEE HAN SOLO BECAUSE YOU ARE ALONE AND SOLO IS A SYNONYM FOR BEING ALONE HAHAHA.

Solo was better than Captain Marvel. Solo tried to cram too much prior mythology in, though.

The heist was cool. Would have liked to have seen more of Han's days in the war. Maybe a caper before the heist which went wrong.

The Emprys Nest reveal would have been just as dumb with a 14 year old boy. Either make her Woody's kid, or don't.

The only really poignant part was Woody's life and fate being a warning to Han -- and us knowing Han didn't listen.

Only worth it for Emilia Clarke 2bh.

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He has a stupid haircut.