You will never be as cool as Keanu

>You will never be as cool as Keanu
Is there even a fucking point to go on living, Anons?

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dude he suffered unlike all other human beings on the planet! try to be compassionate!

I like Keanu, he's a good guy.

Most haven’t suffered as much as him, nor would are they usually such nice guys as a result

Heard rumors he dated a tranny

>rumors

Pretty based

This is the film I'm waiting for really.

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They should put Alex Winter in the next John Wick movie.

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To aspire to be like Keanu, duh.

>Inching along in their metal coffins
>Utah, Bring me two!

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Yeah I’m thinking he’s back.

is that a shot from Terminator 2?

he's everything we aspire to be

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Me on the left

No. Please refrain from further posting until due notice.

Did you lost your wife and child in a car accident, do you have a sister who has cancer, did your mom abandoned you and have a father you never met until you were around 30 and you found out that he is some loser on a Hawaiian island?

Granted, people have worse life, but his is not really something I would want.

It is. Sorry for being a dick brah. I can't do it. maybe 4channel isn't for me. Nigger hur hur

Reeve-san is cool, but I'd rather be Chris Evans.

is there anything this man can't do?

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Keanu is too good for this world. We don't deserve him.

Based keanu

I like how Alex Winter looks a lot like unscuffed Casey Neistat

To be witness to him, and eventually, to remember him.

damn youre right
i would suffer too if i have a net worth of 300 million dollars

>implying he won't outlive all of us

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yea i dont have 300 million dollars sitting in my bank account. thank god im not keanu right now. sure sucks to be him.

first one doesn't even remotely resemble him

Yeah, it was Carrie Anne-Moss.

I had a dream last night involving Keanu. I told him that the name "John Wick" sucked for an action hero. "Action heroes have cool names, like John Matrix, John McClain, and even Johnny Utah."

Can't remember much after that.

Asian blood is so potent. Just one drop and it's like you've drank from the fountain of youth.

Based and psychopilled.

They're making a Radiohead movie? Sick.

>That scene where him and lance Reddick are loading shotguns after just barely clearing out the lobby
Some of the best scenes in the entire series right there

>Upvote

You're trying too hard

this meme was fun but it's been invalidated for a long time now

the reason Keanu is always bearded for the past decade is because it helps hide how much his jowls have melted with age