New Lindsey Ellis video already has a million views. What are your thoughts?

New Lindsey Ellis video already has a million views. What are your thoughts?

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I wanna plow that fat thot

Who doesn't?

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I want to marry and make babies with her continuing my white spanish sephardic genes to the next generation

>make babies with her
Not if she has anything to say about that.

My thoughts are that Yea Forums isn't about YouTube people.

Wonder how being pushed by the "algorithm" translates to watch time.

Too much shitting on shrek.

Sherk really is the mother of all soulless cash crab formulaic films tho.

>"Don't use my voice to make money, OK Disney?"
kek

SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY

It was part of the deal

Shrek destroyed VA in Hollywood.

I know.

it was an actually interesting, well done video and it didn't overdo the gender politics bull that most of her videos do

genuinely liked it out of 10

I think I'm never going to watch it.

Formulas are good tho.

Shrek 1 and 2 are kino though

Good for her, i guess.

It just shows how retarded people are.

It did set unfortunate trends, but they're genuinely good movies.

shrek 2 was trash

Are her videos any good. Like does she just go on rants and tangents and produce incorrect factoids and snippets? Because a lot of youtubers seem to love to fucking do that

Fuck you

It seems "researched" so it impresses dumb people who forget that they're overthinking garbage products meant for mass consumption.

Her videos are well produced and tightly edited but she critiques every single film via feminist theory. It gets exhausting
Yeah yeah have sex, I know

>implying it isnt researched
The dumb is YOU

Never watched her, is her content insightful or does she insert a lot of lefty politics and style over substance?

It is but only surface level stuff any pleb could find out if they actually spent a moment doing it themselves. But make sure you like and subscribe because she sounds intelligent to your dumbass

Inserts a lot of feminist sjws fag stuff. Feel free and even encouraged to skip her drivel.

>dude Anastasia is bad because is not historically accurate!
Whoa, so this is the power of women "reviewers"

People like her exist so you don't have to look it up yourself
Who are you quoting?

Isnt that true for anyone making an informative video on media on youtube? Of course you could just look it up yourself.

did that will smith aladdin ever come out or is that still in post production?

Yes, formula is good if it go with a unique idea, but it suck when it just copy each other.

It's out

Anyone else thinks it's funny that out of everyone in Channel Awesome that it was her to legitimatize herself as a serious film critic.

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Was she exposed to radiation or something?

she's unironically a brainlet. Her previous video is questioning why two different movies made by different people released 10 years apart are so different. Her answer was 9/11.

>Babies

You are free to try.

You are half correct while also missing the point

Its the usual route for people who failed at film-making.

Overintelligenctualizing children's films doesn't make one a "serious film critic"

She had the training and the background. Doug was a janitor who got lucky.

Watch the product placement video. She is thin and hot in the outdoor sections at cheesecake factory, but fact and gross in the indoor sections.

It's weird.

Would unironically plow her, she seems like she'd be wild in bed

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literally who

delet this

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being a woman is playing on easy mode

i wanna fuck that bitch rotten. get her pregnant and force her to go to term. raise that child together in a loving home. send that baby to a good school, get a good job, and see our kid have a successful life. then retire peacefully with her in montana.

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She needs help with lighting her videos

Sort of. She'll find like 2 or 3 facts and repeat them over and over and then throw in some liberal feminist talking point and then go back to complaining about some childrens media or whatever.

I wish I had the clips but there was a 3 moments in 3 different videos where she stops talking about tranformers or dudley do right and looks at the camera and says "sexists/neo nazis/whomever she was mad at that week think white women are their brood mares!" and then goes right back to talking about the movie. It's fucking weird. The clips has apparently been taken off of youtube for some reason.

>I want to marry her

Someone beat you to it. Her husband is a vidya reviewer on youtube with an astonishingly enormous cock

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I guess if you are a faggot zoomer sure

She's merely the voice of her writers. Those opinions/thoughts aren't completely hers.

Who is she, some kind of kino memer?
E;R but female?

>ywn have a drunken night on the town with ellis

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Todd got married?

Her hobbit trilogy coverage was great desu

You're delusional, comrade. Go to the medbay.

She is absolutely correct about that. You know why everyone, not just Ellis, says that "9/11 changed the culture"? Because it did.

She's married to ProJared?

Nope, he just attended her wedding. His +1 was her dog.

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You're welcome to correct the record, bluefriend.

>the most masculine-looking man in that photo is a tranny
absolutely disgusting

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They look insufferable.

Imagine going to your ex's wedding

What a cuck

you sick fuck

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Having your mouth open in photos is just something people do.

heh

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remember when everyone just said "cheese"?

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This is true. Movies were never the same after 9/11. We never got comedies or silly action movies ever again. A bygone era of fun and joyous laughter, every year before 2001. I miss dumb action movies. Fucking zoomers will never know how bad things truly are now.

Prefer based and beautiful Jennie to this tubby goblin thot, but whatever boats your float

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all we get now is gritty realism to constantly reflect the gravitas of 9/11

no more Arnold blowing away towel-heads with a bazooka.
now we get the Jim from The Office doing complex analytic work to stop the religiously "misguided" middle-easterners.

>YouTuber is a totally normal person
>Falls in with the Ellis crowd
>Becomes an insufferable cunt who brings up WOW FUCK DRUMPF FUCK NAZIS FUCK MEN FUCK WYPIPO FUCK (whatever my friends tell me to hate next) while taking themselves very seriously
>Apologises for their past semi-regularly
Well.
Whatever.

When will this cringe cult end?

Why would you expect your child to be successful when you weren't?

>hbomberfaggot
>contratranny
>jenny

What the fuck i think this picture gave me super AIDS

>conveniently forgets the movie where jim from the office heroically mows down evil brown people at benghazi with his shirt off and sweat glistening while the camera pans around him from a low angle

i'm rich user.
i invent bitcoin.
perhaps you heard of it?

Wait, the music review guy who isn't the melon is friends with Lindsey ellis, what a clwon world.

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only 3.6, not too high not too low.

Oh neat. Post portfolio.

>conveniently forgets it's still fucken jim from the office

I still owe Lindsay a punch in the nose for bullying my sweet, innocent Jennifer.

>banging her head against the cage repeatedly

HOLY FUCKING BASED

>misguided
what

>During the process she stepped on her own glasses, breaking them

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doxxed

based anonymous jap

Youtube critics are so fucking cringe.

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Pro Tip: GookMoot is Satoshi

Did Spoony get #metoo'd yet?

Why are they all ugly?

Why the fuck is that and why should I care?

Because fugly is cheap.
Would you rather have 1 smoking hot escort or 100 hood rat whores?

i like her current youtube videos they are just competent and entertaining enough without talking down to you, she explains concepts to dumb dumbs but its mostly just a straight presentation of statements with references to back them up.

I'll watch anything on youtube thats even a little bit refreshing so she's worth a sub imo.

post face

Sad but true.

they're ok, but then there's the whole SJW crap that she sneaks in there that poisons the well.
feels like a bait and switch.

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i heard a rumor that spoony nearly killed himself because they were dating and she aborted his baby

god man that is rough man

has he recovered to this day?

i bet she does not give it a moments thought

I'd rather have one cute wife.
Aww did I insult your waifu? Face it everyone in that pic is in the bottom 20% of attractiveness other than nostalgia chick who's a solid 6/10.

It wans't his baby, watch the documentary it was some Indian (curry kind, not Chief kind) guy she dated

Why would he kill himself and not her?
I fucking hate betas.

She actually had the best schooling out of all of them and she still sucks.

It's almost as if college degrees are useful or something.

>she murdered her shitskin mutt spawn
Wtf I didn't know Lindsey was based.

>John Wick
>Sam Raimi's Spiderman movies
>All of the MUC
>300 & sequels
>Transformers & sequels
>Fast & Furious
>not dumb action movies
Take your nostalgia goggles off user

If they where pretty they'd have successful boyfriends and wouldn't have to waste their time complaining about things on the internet for attention

Those are all character pieces

I only know who this is cause some user recommended her hobbit break down, it's pretty good, she kinda knows her stuff with that, she seems obsessed with disney cartoons tho

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same.
but don't be surprised at people who pick the hood rat harem.

does she have chink or injun DNA in her or something?

Jewish new yorker

black girl is the cutest
nostalgia chick looks like a pig with no nose

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>serious film critic
Youtube pop culture analysts like her are a dime a dozen.

>incels mad at a hugo award winner
Not a surprise.

who?

mai waifu

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Wait, did she win? Wasn't she up against Ursula Le Guin or some shit?

>my sweet, innocent Jennifer

you just know

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>this user doesn't understand sarcasm

>Jenny cheating on Jorn with Razzie
She would never!

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She's the best film critic on youtube. Unfortunately she chooses the most trash subjects possible to maximize views/income.

T H I C C

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remember when she was hoe and proud?

feminism ruined her

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If those are normal sized horses then she's so tiny

She never was, she just put up with the misogyny to kickstart her career as an internet whiner

why do so many women love horse dicks? its not like they can put them inside, they're too big

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And how is a normal sized horse?

>its not like they can put them inside

Oh you sweet naive little faggot

if only you knew how wrong you are

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horsecocks aren't bigger than babies.

they are, and also longer

uh, no. She enjoyed it

Jorn (the black horse) is 16 hands tall (which is average i guess) and Jenny is 5'6" (not smol).

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I like Lindsay Ellis, Jenny Nicholson, and the Folding Ideas guy from that picture. I have no idea who the others are.

Jenny a tiny

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oh no fucking way? is it any good? like for real, any good?

she used to get naked in her older videos for no reason at all

she deleted this one for instance

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is she about to get a DIY abortion?

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Lindsey Ellis? Is that the guy that wrote American Psycho?

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This is a powerful stance.

It has, like, 60% on Rotten Tomatoes.

HBomberguy, ContraPoints, Kyle Kallgren and Todd in the Shadows. They all produce pretty decent content.

i miss her whoring days

as soon as she joined leftytube she became smarter but also fashionably unattractive

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They used to date
he's such a failure he's still her roommate, listening to her getting her twat pounded through the bedframe at nights through the wall while he has to pay her to sit in a corner and masturbate over his shitty keyboard

>she became smarter
god i wish that were true

Someone shop projared on spooney's face

People can dislike Lindsay for her social justice type views all the times, but I legit enjoy her reviews and analysis videos and more. WAYYYY more talented and actually knows shit compared to the talentless hack known as Doug walker

oh no no no. I thought it was pathetic how he reviews shitty pop music, but that's even worse. imagine losing a slam piece like ellis and still living with her.

I stopped watching her when Hooktube went down because I don't watch commie videos unless I can avoid giving them views.

Commies GTFO.

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Ahahaahaha she's Friends with Contrapenis

Eh, same. I like her better now that she is on Youtube. When she was running that website for a while it was just sjw cancer all the time, but in her youtube reviews she is a lot more chill and actually talks about movies.

ejaculate in a vagina.

This is the icon of feminism everybody
Anyone got a source on this or is it edited?

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My pee-pee feels strange

Keep your cuck fantasies to yourself faggot

What the fuck does that even mean
Does every Youtube pop culture analyst get a million views on a video about Aladdin?

His meltdown is funnier than any content he ever made

Costanza face on the left.

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>serious

There's 20 of her on youtube it's not special to sit there and whine about movies.

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Sad but true
t.old spoony fan

You seen the Down the Rabbit Hole video?
Good shit nigga

ironic seeing as Shrek is about subverting formulas

I wish I could.

She's one of the few YouTubers that has strong political opinions but is also able to make content lacking them.

reminder that this is the average Channel Awesome black girl.
Just in case you ever needed any more proof that black girls are best.

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i bet this evil bitch loves abortion sex

>New Lindsey Ellis video already has a million views. What are your thoughts?

The algorithm/youtube employees decided that her video should be pushed to everyone, that's why it has many views. It's arbitrary.

Who doesn't?

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*sip* yeahp... they dont "snap" photos like that anymore.

ooooh nononononono

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