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first for Stephen

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In this thread: we rewrite earlier seasons in the same style that D&D wrote later seasons

>Ned comes out of the brothel with Littlefinger
>instead of Jaime and his henchmen surprising them out of nowhere to confront Ned about Tyrion's abduction, we get Joffrey walking up to both of them, alone, with the sword Lion's Tooth in his hands, reclaimed from the river in which Arya threw it

Joffrey: "I didn't know Starks had such low IQ. Let me help you conclude this investigation, Ned. Here is the answer you're looking for... Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer, is my REAL father. Did you really think someone as great as me could come from the same family as that fat friend of yours and his idiot fanatic brother, Stannis?"

Littlefinger: "well well well, looks like we have a fight on our hands! My bet is on the bigger guy."

*Joffrey attacks and we assume Ned will easily disarm him like Arya did*

*lo and behold, Joffrey fights like a master swordsman, a true subversion of expectations like Ramsay's 20 Good Men feat and Euron noscoping Rhaegal"

*Ned gets disarmed and is in shock*

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Euron

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Winds of Winter will never come out.

Joffrey: "Surprised, Stark? This is the same sword your daughter threw in the river. I spared her the humiliation I just gave you, because we don't hurt little girls in Westeros under my kingship. But you know what they say in Essos? Valar morghulis. All men must die. You'll be joining her butcher boy friend who paid the iron price."

*knocks out Ned with the pommel of Lion's Tooth*

*Ned wakes up to Robert staring at him in disbelief*
*Ned tries to tell Robert the truth about his 'children' but Robert just points and laughs at the man who got humiliated by a spoiled teenager, saying that Ned is just butthurt about Joffrey utterly trouncing him*

*Ned starts to seethe with anger in his humiliation, and in his rage pulls out the Valyrian steel knife and stabs Robert in the eye, which means Ned is now a Kingslayer"

*Ned goes through a "oh my god, what have I done" psychological breakdown, he tries to hide the body but Bobby B is too heavy to move around*

*Littlefinger walks in while Ned is weeping over Bobby B's corpse. This scene is similar in nature to Brienne stumbling across Stannis slumped against a tree, and Job confronting Daenerys in the destroyed throne room*

Littlefinger: "This Robb meant so much to you, hasn't he? He means as much to you as the other Robb, your wife's son."

Ned: "My wife's son?"

Littlefinger: "and mine."

*Ned takes thirty seconds to figure it out, then starts weeping hysterically*

Littlefinger: "Funny, when I was young, I found myself in a similar situation to this. Except the roles were reversed, and it was a real man, Brandon, who I was at the mercy of...but it was I who layed with Catelyn while you were off fighting against the Khaleesi's uncle."

Ned: "FUCK!!! YOU!!!"

Littlefinger: "and do you want to know who else I've lain with?"

Ned: *seethes*

Littlefinger: "Your sister"

*executes Ned in the same way Brandon could've executed Littlefinger*

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>Perhaps these monumental developments that required pantsing are soon to happen in the book: the burning of poor Shireen Baratheon, the Hodor reveal, the giant crossbow dragon-killing Scorpions, the destruction of all White Walkers at the hands of Arya Stark, the end of the Great War as a midpoint with a sacking of a "mad" Daenerys as a climax, and Bran Stark as the new King are plot points that Martin gave to Benioff and Weiss.

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I previously thought that only shireen's burning and the hodor thing was 100% confirmed by GRRM. Is this article full of it or did GRRM spoil basically all of his future books?

What's the lewdest scene in this show?

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Where my Lannister bros at

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I thought they said there was only one thing more that GRRM had told them that was surprising

Dany was Ramin Dijwadi's waifu (unironically) and made this song not included in the show for her

youtube.com/watch?v=K318JWc85Dk

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Stop posting dead people you seethcel

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No ban jannies pls

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Was Tywin sweet to Shae? I can’t imagine him screwing he’s too cold and gruff.

you're done for

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>No scene where Jon and Dany get married in front of a heart tree to this

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>Be with me. Build the new world with me, this is our reason. It has been from the beginning, since you were a little boy with a bastard's name, and I was a little girl who couldn't count to twenty. We do it together, we break the wheel together.

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FUCK YOU D&D

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This post is dedicated to Myrcella the Beautiful of the House Baratheon, the first of Her Name, Rightful Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm..

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would you bend the knee to Stannis if she was a middle aged woman who acted the exact same way male Stannis did?

>/got/ spends 8 seasons shitting on Dany
>Becomes contrarian and starts screeching and crying when she dies
Fuck all of you faggots. Targaryens are over, Dany was always a psycho, suck my dick.

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97

A woman can not have the throne by right

This

If she was the rightful heir to the throne, reborn amidst salt and smoke and wielded Lightbringer in the name of the one true God, absolutely

no because i wouldn't be attracted to her.

More lik Urine Gayjoy

>i cant name or reference 95% of this

im pretty based

would you rather have a woman or a faggot?

me neither

>people complain that dany is written like a retard for 7 years
>people complain dany is written like a retard in the final season
im not seeing whats contrarian here

NOW THAT'S THE ONLY POST I'LL FOLLOW

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Is there any resource that says approximately how many soldiers each house controls? Like how many soldiers the Boltons have compared to the Starks compared to the Karstarks ect?

So this character only exists to kill Darkstar right?

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First results I found, so use grain of salt
here
atlasoficeandfireblog.wordpress.com/2016/03/06/the-population-of-the-seven-kingdoms/
it says
>For the military technique, we need to know the armies of the Seven Kingdoms. Using the books as a base, Garcia extrapolated as follows:

>15,000 for the Crownlands.
>35-40,000 for the North.
>35-40,000 for the Riverlands.
>35-40,000 for the Vale of Arryn.
>50-55,000 for the Westerlands.
>15,000 for the Iron Islands.
>20,000-25,000 for the Stormlands.
>25-30,000 for Dorne.
>120,000 for the Reach.

Can one of you make a thread in hopes of attracting burlington bessie back?

unbased and cuckpilled.

Will book Dany be attacked by New Ghis to bring back slavery/help the other Ghiscari cities eventually?

Sorry I’m not a peadophile so I’ve not read the books

Based Bobby B
Fuck Targ fucking shits

>implying there'll be a new book

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I gotta tell you: I cannot WAIT for Daenerys to die. No, seriously. Fresh reddit who like Daenerys because they confuse her with the actress, or even those of you who unironically believe she’s a good character or that she did nothing wrong, I am talking to all of you. I am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when Jon plunges Longclaw into Dany's guts. This isn't a shitpost, I am deathly serious. Just imagine the look on her face, the betrayal, the surprise, the despair as Jon drives the Valyrian Steel blade through her internal organs. I am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you pulling you hair out in frustration as you cry, your tears dripping onto the floor, as Daenerys sighs out her final breaths, blood seeping out of her mouth. Good God, I'm getting hard again just by typing this post. I can feel blood rushing to my dick as I imagine you repeating “no, no, no, NO, NO” over and over, each time increasing in volume and despair, as her corpse starts cooling on the ground of the throne room in King’s Landing. The music will no doubt be extremely dramatic and sad, but I welcome it, for it will surely increase your sadness and rage even further. To add insult to injury, she’ll probably stay alive for a little bit longer once she falls to the ground, and will most likely try to reach out and crawl towards the Iron Throne, in an attempt to reach it, at least once in her life. Hnnng, I can feel my orgasm building up as I imagine Jon putting a boot on her back to make sure she does not reach it. I hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because I cannot WAIT for your shitty character to finally receive the DABID special treatment. Maybe if we're lucky, we'll finally see a good old decapitation on-screen again, or maybe Jon will squeeze the life out of her with his bare hands. One can only hope.

Doesn't ADWD end with the seige of Mereen starting?

I'm pretty sure one of the WoW sample chapters has Victarion coming to the rescue, too

Cutest psycho!

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She just wanted Jon's love

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nope

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Please gib 06, 07, 09, 17, 18, 26, 41, 42, 43, 45, 51, 53, 55, 58, 67, 69, 80, 84, 85 (full power), 89, no Misato?

post her feets

In the first 7 seasons she’s a well-written retard, not written by retards.

>Misato

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>51
52
>53

rekt

Let's see

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To me, this is proof the season was supposed to be longer and these fucks called it quits.

idk who that is you rollled, but based /tg/ pic

You can only reply to this post if your girl survived the show and won the game and got a happy ending becoming queen.

No so fast madqueenfags

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Hmm

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I trust the roll

Wasn't 13 episodes the plan going into season 7?

nice rack

RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL, I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE

Do you think Daenerys has a special horn on Drogon's back she rides on so she can cum on long trips?

>Arya is running past people surprising Ned played by Ed Sheeran
nEd:You catching a cat is about a likely as Robert’s Rebellion being based on a lie!
Arya:Syrio says all men must lie
>Arya runs of screen
nEd:All men must die, but sometimes men with honor must lie. Even if Robert’s rebellion was a lie, it doesn’t matter. I never really cared much for the man.
>Arya catches the cat in the dragon room. It was hiding under a Burger King bag
Arya: Looks like you were a secret heir all along. I shall name you Jon Snow
>Varys walks in talking to himself
>Arya just stands there holding Jon Snow
Varys: It is time to pave the way to Daenary’s reign and commit treason against Robert Baratheon. Daenary’s doesn’t want to rule and has the best claim. She shall be far superior to Robert.
>Varys pulls out a letter and starts to burn it with a lighter
Varys: This letter may have been met for Stannis to confirm he is indeed Robert’s rightful heir. Unfortunately Stannis has clearly gone mad and actually means to press his claim, making him unfit to rule. I best write future hand of the king Tyrion Lannister of these developments.
>Scene cuts to Tyrion leaving with the Vale with Bronn
Tyrion: If you sing a song with me I’ll name you master of coin!

>i'm gonna need the big brush for that

yandere stalker ice witch, nice

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based
youtube.com/watch?v=-I85HZlVvx4

Comment on her instagram with a link and she'll come back

why would a crew member cultivate a jon snow look while on set? isnt that a little awkward for all parties involved?

7 HELLS WOT AM I 2 MAKE OV THIS

Shireen, Hodor, and one last holy shit moment are confirmed. Arya killing the Night King can’t happen because the Night King doesn’t exist in the books as far as we know. Euron wouldn’t shoot scorpions at a dragon he means to bind to his will.

I'm black and I'd give anything to ruin her lineage

oh no the K on chads are here

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without the targaryens the baratheons would be nothing. it was the targ bloodline that allowed that baratheon fucking shits to even have a chance

off the top of my head

>07 Aqua
>09 Asuka
>10 Asuna
>20 Emilia
>23 Saber
>26 Haruhi
>41 Lain
>67 Uraraka
>70 Rei
>71 Rem
>92 Winrey
>93 Yoko

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For mogging purposes, of course.

So many garbage waifus

nope, just yours

Seth McFarlane has had his bepis inside of Emilia Clarke's bagina

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02 toradora or w/e?
19 cowboy bebop i think
25 fuko clannad
31 wolf girl?
38 kurisu steins;gate
40 kyou clannad
43 luka chrono trigger
44 elfen lied
52 misaki mei (another anime)
64 nico nico ni meme
78 sakura card captor
79 ryou clannad
97 2b nier automata

Kyoko is one of the only good ones, you take that back fucker.

sockfucking weebs out

Its seems /got/ is slowing down to offseason spead once again, (but also is 1 am here in murica), which is fine for me

who the fuck is that

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I could name the show of just about half of them are from, but I'd die before I remembered any of their names

anime bbs

Aegon may have been a good king and leader. Doesn’t mean his blood line must be tolerated forever.
In our world Octavian was a good Emperor and ruler. Doesn’t mean his dynasty wasn’t mostly shit.

i can sympathize with that. but after so many ctrl c ctrl v on danbooru i eventually learned some of them

Book Jon and Dany will make it, right lads?

Right?

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...

no

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the right question is if martin's heart wont explode before the books

so that's why she's so tall.

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>Book Jon and Dany will make it, right lads?
such a normie ship

jon isn't even going to come back to life in the books mate

Jon will kill Daenerys and go over the wall. The difference will just be that it'll actually make sense this time.

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Sorry we can't all ship Darkstar x Strong Belwas

>implying it won't unironically be stannis x dany

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Stannis is a married man and would never break his vow

THE BROWS NEVER LIE

He'll come back, but he'll be fucked up from it. I feel like Jon's show attitude of "I'm tired, im done fighting, don't revive me again, everything i've fought for i've lost, I don't care whether I die or not" will be played up to 11 in the books. Dying is traumatic .

Tywin sends Tyrion all over the place to make use of him rather than shit all over him. Tyrion doesn't kill Tywin, Tywin secures the iron throne, builds a large coalition out of 5 of the 7 kingdoms to oppress Dorne and subjugate the North, then 3 way war between the Night King, Danaerys and the north/night's watch/free folk, and Tywins United armies.

Tywin and Dany duke it out in a major battle where night king overwhelms them out of nowhere, Tywin and Dany are forced to cooperate and coordinate a campaign against night king, few skirmishes against night king then big battle where bran wargs into sections of night Kings army instead of being afk the whole match, azor Jaime is NightKingSlayer during last stand fight.

After NK dead, Tywin tries to strongarm Dany into submission, doesn't work, then the two clash against each other where Dany suffers defeat after defeat til she goes full mad YAAAASSS QUEEN SLAY and dragon nukes entire villages and cities to defeat Tywin at all cost.

Final show down is Dany nuking Kings landing, snuffing out the Lannisters, cept for maybe a baby or two who escape across the sea, and Jon Weds Dany instead of being a cuck and rules as legitimate royalty over the ruins of the seven kingdoms with a firey icy fist.

>imblying
Shadowbabbies are only made one way

>firey icy fist.
and they invent icey hot

gib 96

Game of Thrones ending was both great and stupid. It truly is mirroring how our current world is

Gonna have to elaborate with those oxymorons, family

enjoy your perfect wife

well the founder of the baratheon house is literally a targaryen bastard so yeah I mean

This says a lot about our society...

who is she

right that was my point

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GIVE HER BACK!

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girl from sword art online

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Asuna Yuuki, sometimes voted most popular modern anime girl

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who?

pic rel

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Asuka, Haruhi, or Akko

This triumph is dedicated to my fellow Greyjoy bros

since we are here, what is the GoT of anime?

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tfw dany never became game of thrones

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Kaiji S1

GoT is borderline anime itself

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>a family is the protagonist
>the family members dominate the show and all end happy

wow, what a surprise hollywood!

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kek you got an autist

artist is merryweather comics btw, she does mostly yandere

02 - Taiga
03 - Akeno
04 - Rise
05 - Yukari (Panzer)
06 - Akko
07 - Aqua
09 - Asuka
10 - Asuna (shit art online)
13 - Chii
14 - Chihiro
15 - Chitoge
17 - Dorkness
18 - Dianna
19 - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV
20 - Emilia-tan
22 - Saber
24 - Fae Valentine
25 - Fuuko
26 - Haruhi
27 - Haruko
28 - Hibiki
29 - Yuuko
31 - Korbo
32 - Meat
34 - Kayo
37 - Konata
38 - Kristina
39 - TOSHINO KYOUKO
41 - Lain
42 - Lotte
43 - Arale
44 - Lucy
45 - Luluco
46 - Inami
51 - Megumeme
52 - Another Mei
53 - Miia
55 - Urabe Mikoto
56 - Mio-chan
57 - ponkotsu
58 - Biribiri
59 - Misaki
63 - Nia
64 - Nico Nico Niiiii
65 - Nina
67 - Ochako
68 - Nonon
69 - Popura
70 - Rei
71 - RE:i
72 - Rias
73 - Rika
74 - Ritsu
75 - Rori
77 - Ryouko
78 - Sakura
80 - Satania
82 - Saya
83 - Tsugumi
84 - Hotaru
85 - Shinobu
88 - Sucy
89 - Tomoko
91 - Tsuyu
92 - Winry
93 - Yoko
95 - Yui
98 - Hakase

some I recognize but can't put a name to atm

Sorry buddy, but this 17 says she's yours now.

you faggots complained about pilou/nikoposting but here you are discussing anime girls
i hope mods ban this general soon

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Robert became king because of right of conquest, not his blood. The blood thing was just bullshit that made the maestars like his claim better.

>Taiga
is that really a name

Did no one think to tell him that all outsiders who go to Naath are killed by butterfly fever

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anime site

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>>>/reddit/

It is in anime. She's not even the best anime girl named Taiga.

Unironically, you'd be better off on reddit

obviously everyone wants him dead

anime is reddit you faggot

his targ blood is what allowed him to be such an efficient conquerer. the targ genes made him the man that he is.

please don't tell me you're speaking of THAT taiga...

and is a garbage artist who shouldn't be recommended or mentioned

When you list it out like that, even with gaps, it's pretty obvious whoever made this just went down an alphabetical list of characters.

>He thinks Yea Forums has to do with with anime in 2019
sorry buddy only a few exclusive boards for autists

then leave the anime bbs retard

Basado

...

I'm speaking of this one

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alright lads im sorry but I have to say it:
Season 6 was the best season, a few blunders in the writing here and there is not enough to dethrone it.

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I knew it, delete this

Aye

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why is this faggot carrying a heavy ass curtain on his shoulder?

also, i feel weird being the only one actually discussing game of thrones

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Cause it looks dope as fuck and it's important to look good in front of the plebs so they know how much better you are than them.

based and bobby b pilled

>WAAAH I HATE ANIME, ON A FUTABA CHANNEL SITE
Mods do your jobs and ban blatant shitposters please

give me a waifu that swallows

riggidy rolling

Too bad, you got a middle class prude girl.

whether Yea Forums is an anime site i don't care, but this is not the anime board, and this is not a thread about anime. it's /got/ for fucks sake, discuss the show/books or fuck off

well at least shell do whatever you want, just avoid conversation

:)

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they are trying to get the thread banned

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>it's /got/
there's no designated thread or general, there could be 3 or 5, it doesn't matter, leave the thread for any of the other 20 GOT threads per hour

;) well played, that guy will get it HAHAHA just wait the moderator do his job

Here we go

>no more danytrannies
id be okay with it

>announcing report
See you in 3 days

dice

what scene is this?

just like in real life then

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Check out this sync kino

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Ok

>20 GOT threads at any moment
Go cry on /r/Yea Forums newfaggot

The last few days have been pretty fun shitposting about how awful these last two seasons have been, but now it's slowly sinking in for me that this was it. They fucked it up and there is nothing we can do about it. Two guys ruined the series for selfish reasons and robbed millions of people of a satisfying ending.
Just feels empty, man.

And fuck GRRM, he had 8 years to saves us from this garbage and he probably wrote like 20 pages in that time

but why though?

>Implying I care

If I had known in season 1 that Bran would be king and Sansa queen in the north I would’ve stopped watching. Literally the two worst characters.

Ironic that you call him a newfag when your the one complaining about got spam

might be from Lyanna Stark asking young Ned to keep Jon's identity a secret, that's the only scene that comes to mind

Brap

Both of them have interesting chapters in the later books, but that's more because they're point of view cameras pointed at interesting people and events, not because they themselves are interesting or compelling.

what am i crying about? there one general which is meant to be containment and rather than leave us be you try to bring it down.

dont be upset i called you out on your juvenile antics

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So what's west of Westeros???

water, eventually land

>newfag didn't pass 10th grade English
>uses Ironic incorrectly
Truly a low point in 4channel's user quality

cry harder newfag

new got series for hbo to milk

graduate high school

Lots of small islands, eventually you reach the far shore of Essos where Asshai is. Dunno why the show is treating this like some big never before seen feat, circumnavigation of the world has already happened multiple times, during the reign of the Targs even, and once by a woman, so Arya doesn't even get to be the first to break that ceiling.

You should be fucking ashamed of yourselves for not signing it

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t. Kentucky Public School graduate

absolutely BASED jannys let me off with a warn and banned the rollfag

r*ddit.com

basado

Westworld, the starbucks and waterbottles were foreshadowing to season 3 were its going to be revealed GoT was just another park

I’m on what?

Why would you lie on the internet newfag?

implying d&d cares about that

>strong woman and diverse cast in the ship first to sale to new continent to the west. watch this new adventure on hbo 2021

>hey faggot, wanna smoke some weed?

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If its not out by next year I agree with you. I'm just really curious about how GRRM would spin that.

>A fucking Tully as queen of the north

Absolutely disgusting. How long before she claims the Riverlands and declares war on the six kingdoms?

Berserk

Sophie Turner isn't a real actor after this, no one will take her seriously

In the past few years there been an increase of Extreme Feminist and they are under the illusion that there action is ideals and that there always right and reject all men and that men are always wrong. Yet, like the man who were in control before then, they follow the same path of evil. Like how Daenerys ended up following the same path of the Mad King, under the believe that she is right and everyone else is wrong.

Ultimately not changing anything and letting thing play out the same way they always do.

As for why it stupid there was not enough build up to it and the hints of this outcome happening can also be look at as doing the right thing. You just have to look at some of her noble actions of the past in another light and see why it could also be look at as evil.

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>anything after s3 is well written
yikes

I think it'a either Jon or Robb saying goodbye to comatose Bran.

>Tying your hair back and having a beard is now called the "Jon Snow look" and Kit Harrington apparently invented the look and no one else has ever done it before him

wew lad

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>newfag doesn't support 4channel

I hope you don't do this, but based on your tranny reaction image, I'm sure you do

Targaryens have a hard on only for their relatives.

Targaryens have a hard on for being retarded

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I support 4channel by reporting racist, homophobic, and off-topic users. My goal one day is to become a janitor :D

Yea Forums.org/rules

NORF SMARTLASSES

Circumnavigation has never happened, the woman disappeared and the lad that was with her said they only discovered 3 islands

ah dun won et, ah nefa hav

>Yea Forums.org/rules
yes good sir I have them memorized by heart, which one did I break?

Jon will have Val, Varys's Aegon will fuck Dany instead

isn't sansa doing jackshit at vale and bran is training and eating jojen paste.
not much of a plot compared to faegon / samwell at oldtown / theon with stannis / seige of meereen with barristan

He wouldn't have to spin it. The fat fuck will be dead. That's why it's never going to come out. He hasn't finished it. Not even close.

I suspect Val will be murdered probably by a botlton or white walker ageon will think Jon pretty and propose he marry both Jon and dany

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drug whores are gross

Aegon is filler, best case scenario for him he takes up part of show Euron's S8 plotline

Val was Karsi on the show, therefore D&D know that she dies

People have been saying it'll be out next year for 5 years now

What was George's first release estimate?
I seem to remember him saying Winds wouldn't take as long as Dance which, if true, is hilarious.

TWoW will come out eventually but ADoS is never getting finished. I imagine GRRM's editor will release some stuff a decade from now or something

Where was Jamie and Cersei in the final episode? I didn't see them.

why is jon snow doing their makeup

Why won't you guys move on? I know, hypocritical of me to say this while posting ITT, but I've barely thought about the show since the finale. it has ZERO lasting impact unlike many other great Yea Forums series that had endings that stuck with me for weeks / months after they finished airing (Sopranos, L O S T, BB, Mad Men, hell even BSG despite all its flaws).

But the main reason I think is I long gave up on the show being satisfying in the end, when you look back at all the bad things D&D did even pre-season 5 and the fiasco surrounding Barristan / Dorne (Thenns being basically turned into savages instead of the wildling "nobility," the way D&D completely forgot about Tysha and its role in Tyrion's development, the fucking dogs and Asha, etc.) it was clear that nothing was going to be satisfactory. They completely butchered the source material, and there was no coming back from what they did. In addition to this, they clearly rushed the final two seasons to get it over with instead of doing it right.

Even with all its flaws, I believe if they didn't rush the final two seasons, it would have at least been less forced.

Take for example Bronn this season, what an absolute joke. 3 total scenes, and even with those 3 scenes for a minor character it was still completely rushed. First scene is just Qyburn telling him to kill Jaime / Tyrion. Second is a laughable scene where he shows up, shoots a few crossbow bolts and then fucks off. Final scene he's made master of Coin and lord of Highgarden and it's never expanded upon. That's fucking it.

I'm the kind of person who can never get over dumb shit and plot holes like the leaps in logic for the teleportation of characters across the realm, or Arya in season 6, or the whole wight quest fiasco, or the complete lack of politics in KL post the sept blowing up, and there being ZERO fallout for that event for Cersei, literally no consequences for blowing up a holy site that is equivalent to the Vatican in Rome.

Bro.
2011.
That's 8 entire years

It's clear the success of the tv series really fucked him up, and he got massively popular, as did the novels as soon as season 1 aired.

Honestly, I don't care how long it takes anymore, as long as he finishes it before he dies. I just want to have HIS story and his vision told the way he wants to tell it. Even if we end up getting to the same general place as the tv series, I'm sure the characters will actually be developed enough for their decisions and fates to actually make sense in the universe of the show.

> it has ZERO lasting impact
I think it's precisely because of that for me. There was so much potential built the past seasons that I can't shake off the fact that this series deserved, much, much better and I can't really let it go for some reason. I agree that there were signs in past seasons, but I disagree that it wouldn't have mattered if they had added more episodes.

I might get over it a week from now, hopefully.

No, this isn't like Season Eight at all, it actually makes me feel something.

Littlefinger -- he's slept with everyone's sister.

No, because she'd simply come off as a bitter, cold cunt instead of a stoic autist.

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I assume he has some brain disease sadly, idk why he would spend all day doing nothing

>First, we ate the horses. We weren't riding anywhere, not with the castle surrounded. We couldn't feed them, so fine. The horses, then the cats-I've never liked cats, so fine. I do like dogs - good animals, loyal - but we ate them too. Then the rats... The night before you slipped through, I thought my wife was dying. She couldn't speak anymore, she was so frail. And then you made it through the lines, slipped right through in your little black sail boat with your onions...

>ywn join a dog club with stannis

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At the beginning when Tyrion finds their bodies

>I've never liked cats
wow i like stannis a bit less now.

She always looks happy after she used her dragon to burn something.

I'm honestly still kinda in shock that the leaks were all real. Remember reading them almost a year ago and laughing? Holy fuck dude...

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He obviously was a dog person, he's a man of honor.

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It would be impossible for a female Stannis to ac the same way as a male Stannis because people would treat them differently. Successful gender bend stories address this.

Okay, here's the cutest boy in Westboros.

I haven't seen the last several episodes yet, did he grow up to marry Alice or Lyanna?

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>okay guys, grrm says that bran becomes king of 6 kingdoms, sansa queen of the north, and jon kills dany
>can you fit all of this into the script? 5 minutes should be enough

I know I'm beating a dead horse but it pisses me off what they did to Sweetrobin

He goes from "small spoiled boy who realizes he's being manipulated by everyone around him and who the reader actually starts to care for" to "dude this nigga retarded lmao"

>tfw no Septa Lemore in the show
>tfw no scene of busty milf diving into water naked

>all day doing nothing
read his blog. the fucker has stacked his schedule so much that he basically has no room to even write his books. it's ridiculous

google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/entertainment-arts-48335099

Female characters in Game of Thrones speak about three times less than male characters in the show, according to new data given to BBC 100 Women

Lisa Hamberg, co-founder of Ceretai, told the BBC that by analysing Game of Thrones, they wanted to make viewers aware of the wider problem of how women are portrayed in the media.

"We are not doing this to make people stop watching, but to make them aware of the fact that it's an unfair representation of the world", she says.

This post has hurt me emotionally (and my dick)

Haven't watched any of this garbage season. The entire Dany arc was the result of a plot we see in Book 1 and even Season 1 back when things were true to the book. Varys is an illusionist, master of disguise, and the gaoler of Ned. He conspires with that faggot who gave her the eggs. Gave her the eggs so she'd blow up all those west coast fools.

There is no problem--it's basic human biological reactions. A loudmouthed, strong woman is about as attractive/admirable as a timid, emasculated man (Jon Snuh as he was protrayed in season 8). No one wants to see either shoehorned into a heroic role because it just doesn't werk.

>google "Septa Lemore"
>There's apparently a fan theory saying Septa Lemore is Ashara Dayne
What the fuck?

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am i being memed? it's dany checking up on jon after he came back from swimming in ice water and shit. near end of S7. before their relationship got weird

Baste tattoo not gonna lie

Thoughts on Cersei?

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premium slag

became uncharacteristically dumb in S8, like other characters. Lena sold the hell out of her last few scenes, poorly written as they were.

By Lisa Hamerg's standard, Joxer got a better portrayal than Xena because he talks more...

>Ned knocks her up
>her purple eyed kid is raised to believe he's Aegon

What is preventing the Reach from dominating everyone? Their army can take on at least 2 Houses, while as the breadbasket of Westeros they can cuck the other Houses of food.

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fan theory in a nutshell. character xxx is benjen / euron / jaqen / ashara

I was in denial until I saw it unfold live

A fucking waste of Lena Headey. She just stared menacingly for the whole season.

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my fault user, i have shit eyesight and pretty bad memory, couldn't remember that many lewd handholding scenes

Bad news user, it was weird all along. They got maybe half the screentime they needed to make that shit believable.

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mommy

This. She was a great antagonist and the best remaining actor on the show, but she was relegated to some sort of second tier character with an "feminine, emotional" redemption arc at the end that no one bought for a second. She was a cold, calculating bitch and that's why her character was so great.

Have you seen coldhands, benjen, euron, jaqen and daario in the same room? No? There you go faggot

I don't know if she was the best, but she was up there for sure.

She was the best remaining actor in season 8, IMO. Who else compared by that point?

totally agree, but at least the scenes they got in s7 seemed to hold promise of something interesting in s8. i guess back then i was better at ignoring all the fucking weird story decisions.

>Tywin approaches King's Landing after Battle of Blackwater Bay. Time skip. Jon Snow and Arya are somehow in KL watching Tywin for no reason.

Jon: Arya, do you remember The Prophecy?

Arya, nodding: "Stick (TYWIN) with the pointy end."

*Arya teleports behind Tywin*

Tywin: N-nani?

Arya: Pssshh...nuthin personnall...*stabs to death, all the other Lannisters crumble to dust, in the next scene everyone has forgotten they ever existed*

i admit, i rewatched that the series a few weeks ago so it was fresher in the mind.

ey anyone have that "help me greyworm" meme?
I need it

Said arc was necessary to make Dany into literally Hitler in the space of 30 minutes.

Oh, absolutely. When it was live I was willing to give it a pass because I thought they would do something with it. Now it's even more of a waste of time than the rest of the show, unless you just want to see peak Dany.

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>attracting burlington bessie back?
what?

>)
>Said arc was necessary to make Dany into literally Hitler in the space of 30 minutes.
>in the space of 30 minutes

This was garbage writing and pacing. She most definitely should have eventually become "the final boss" but not within 1 - 2 episodes. HBO should have spaced the descent out during an entire season at least.

S8 should've been 10 episodes of night king, then S9 with 10 episodes of mad queen descent. anything less is an insult to everything that came before.

>>the family members dominate the show and all end happy
Aside from all the dead ones lol

>best actor on the show
Her character hardly ever demanded much of her in terms of range of emotion
All she had to do was be a smug cunt

You can hardly judge the actors given the awful lines they were supposed to deliver and stupid circumstances that their characters found themselves in. Lenas character was atleast true to who they were the pas 8 seasons

weak bait

Is mad queen THAT necessary to the show's plot?

It's the ending George gave them and they were committed to following that, so yes, it is.

well it certainly wouldn't be the only storyline to get tied up, but it would give it breathing room for things to happen more convincingly, and way less stuff would need to get forgotten for the sake of brevity.

They also think Ser Rolly Duckfield is Ned

Who /merlings/ here?

wasn't bait, I just think early season are kind of cheesy

he ded

mad queen is implied in the books and show. it's just that he was always hold back by tyrion / barristan / jorah / varys. kinda funny that NPC cheered when jon snow killed her.

this video is good
youtube.com/watch?v=dJIj9L_NU2Q&t=1s

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>It's the ending George gave them
How do we know that, a few /got/ threads ago someone said that D&D said the final of the 3 holy shit moments they got from grrm was going to be in ep 6 so that has to either be Jon killing Dany or Bran being king. Mad Dany is ep 5 so thats d&d fanfic, a plot device to lead to the other 2 choices in ep 6

even worse bait

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In the TV show it was so blink and you'll miss it they should have just cut Dany from the show completely, along with Jon and the WW. They didn't matter at all.

Jon isn't going to kill her if she isn't mad

Was LOST ending that hated back then?

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>That pic
That's such a good metaphor for the whole show

Oh yes, a lot, a fucking lot

Well, I don't follow LOST at the time. I did watch a couple episodes, though I am not too 'into' the show. I am under the impression that a lot of peoples at least like/defend the ending. Unlike with GoT where almost everyone calling it awful. Is it worth trying?

her eyes should have hearts in them, also a ahego face

LOST is fun in a turn your brain off sorta way. Just don't ask too many questions or expect many payoffs, because such an incredible amount of shit falls by the wayside over the course of that show that it starts to fall apart the second you think about it too hard.

yes it's nice to get high with a girl and have sex

>Tfw you expected Danny and Jon to have a not sad ending

I was expecting them to not rule but live in exile a simple yet happy life... I'm such a sucker. That escene in the first episodes of this season in those waterfalls totally thought it would pay off

That's his master plan I think. Now that the show is over he can be millionaire squared.

You have no idea how much I wanted this ending.

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/L O S T/ loved it and I was here

pill me on this, what am i missing? was there a cut ending where they had a kid? i was under the impression dany was barren

Season 7 had a decent amount of setup for it (suggesting she wasn't barren, Jon and Jorah talking about Longclaw and his children) that never amounted to anything. People were expecting - hoping, if we're being honest - that there was more to the leaks than we thought, and at the time this was one of the more reasonable explanations. But no, what we saw was exactly what we got.

>Yes Sophie I will turn my self around and present my pussy to you, you can also use that cucumber on my ass if you want to

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What's the story behind that card?

It was the card HBO either distributed internally or sold (?) for mothers day this year.

>being a catfag

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>Distributing Hitler's propaganda on mother's day
Holy shit

I like cats and dogs

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