One would think he nose better by now

Jesus it’s like Joey Buttafuco but someone hit him in the face with a a frying pan a la Looney toons

I had a dream about Artie 2 nights ago. He lost weight and got his nose fixed. He had been sooner for like 10 years. Super nice and funny.

So did the coke completely disintegrate the cartilage in his nose? What the fuck

based and soulspilled

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Brad PItt is older than this guy. Holy shit.

he snorted crushed up glass

I get addiction, but I legit don't understand how you can wake up every day, look at yourself in the mirror, see this shit and not just kill yourself on the spot. Is heroin really that fun?

Guess which one has the crippling narcotic dependency

me

artie tried to kill himself 10 years ago but god wouldn't let him die.

So is it possible to fix his nose in some fashion

I'd assume doctors need assurance that he's clean and won't fuck up the implant, so it's unlikely

What a fucking stupid question

You need help for your addiction, user.

Shut up fag

That doesn't make any sense. The glass dust just stayed in his nose vaporizing everything? That part that is missing isn't even the nostril.

Based God

retard

The Lord of Light sent him back for a reason... to shoot more heroin.

youtube.com/watch?v=DzWFWCH_lTE

Based Artie lookin good, bro! It’s the laughter that counts :^)

>That doesn't make any sense. The glass dust just stayed in his nose vaporizing everything?

it lacerated the shit out of his septum, the flesh got badly infected, and he kept snorting cheap coke cut with questionable substances even when it was so swollen it was impairing his vision

docs had to remove the necrotic flesh along with damaged cartilage, and he was left with that

if he could lay off the yayo for six months he could get reconstructive surgery, but he knows he can't manage it

plus all the heroin abuse and untreated diabetes makes him a bad candidate for sugery (he failed a stress test a couple years back, and let's just say he hasn't gotten any healthier in the interim)

That's a tough one. But I'll go with Rowan Blanchard.

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shes like the female version of that asian masculinity reddit admin

god damn it user i hope it comes true

have sex, incel

Kek

honestly it's for the best that his nose is gone. can't snort coke without a nose

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what happened to his nose?

GET YE GONE

Why would anyone ever want this

does he give/spend money too much?

>Buttafuco
Now that's a throwback. Same era as Jacko on his Backo. Based 30s boomer

I have a fetish for pressure on top of me

she has to have a concussion

this is a bullshit junkie story. he's been snorting coke and heroin he cops from harlem for decades and has totally destroyed his nose from it.

this is my fetish but you can't flop down like that, you could legitimately get injured badly

I agree.. how could you ever mistakenly snort glass? that’s just not believable.. I bet he had a deviated septum and then someone punched him right in the nose

Underage b&

some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production

too rare to live, and too weird to die

He doesn't shoot, that's why his nose is so shit.

LOL

Holy fuck dude, someone needs to commit this man to a mental institute, he clearly cannot care for himself

you are a fucking idiot for believing a notorious liar and junkie

His nose was bit off by a Saigon whore.

who the fuck is that

guess he's going for the von carstein look

woah joey easy on the coke!

DEH

>FEELS LIKE I HAVE 500 POUNDS OF FAT ASS ON MY FACE

can't afford an implant when you spend all your money on dope

I’m volcel you dumb slag

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Not true, he was brought in to prevent Howard Stern from initiating a false phone call to Don Ohlmeyer and having one of his guys who does voices answer in order to cause audiences to become deceived and possibly hurt Frank Sebastiano and Artie, or hurt Downey more.

Why would Norm call him in over Frank? Over LoJo? So Artie could fall on that grenade for him. Any comedian would take a bullet for Norm, feels like a beautiful cock sliding in your ass. I've spoken to Norm MacDonald. I've taken a bullet for Norm MacDonald. You, sir, are no Norm MacDonald.

Idk anything about /fit/ memes or have ever been on that board more than once or twice before realizing it was useless for learning, yet I've seen this oddly shaped freak doing this exact pose from at least 10 different angles now, who is this motherfucker?

>get fitted for prosthetic pig makeup
>corkscrew penis fitted over real one
>have to get penis inspection before the codpiece
>sweatin'
>call up some Jamaican guy
>drive 20 minutes away as a pig
>snort mountain of cocaine in diner
>"it's ok, I'm an actor"
>shovel cocaine into nose driving back to set
>woman sees me
>go back to hotel
>punch Quincy Martin
>drink bleach
>stab myself 9 times
>liquid shit starts coming out of the wounds
>nose deflates from all the shit pouring out
>I'm almost entirely made of shit
>more shit than viscera
>nose completely flat now
>the shit is semi-sentient
>takes the form of a horse's head
>lie in bed
>"I'm a pig…I'm a pig…"

whoa look at that freak!

>not knowing the tom platz of abs
youtube.com/watch?v=4FuXzkPyyI8

cookie cutters on suicide watch

Well they cant do anything for it until they get him off the drugs to start with, and since he cant get off drugs, he has a flat nose, at this point the tissue most likely is not going to be viable for nothing.

big lenny, the ultimate non cookie cutter, professional porno addict

How did that person not die?
How are we not witnesses to a homicide here?
I don't get the human body, sometimes it just shrugs shit off, other times retarded shit just kills you.

Why did Stern put him in Jackie's chair though? Because he recognized he was a fascinating character. Stern has many faults but his one undeniable talent was immediately recognizing who would create good radio content. Artie has a weird sort of charisma but is more notable for being a constant source of drama, and was only kicked to the curb when it got too real and Howie got a chance to reinvent his image.

>turning the model around after editing it for 30 minutes in Oblivion

This.
but in Daz.

This is an insider posting, very interesting. Tell me some showbiz secrets.

Can you get Jim Downey to come out of retirement and fire all the new fags at SNL?

Do you think Howard actually changed as a person or is he just going PC to chase dollars/legacy?

Is Norm actually politically conservative and he's hid it to keep his career going?

Real talk. Let's say this killed her. Would she go to jail for it, if there was consent?

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