I KNOW THE SMELL AND TASTE OF DWARF

don't feel bad for them :3

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Can you suck things without lips?

Your mother still manages even after her accident, ask her how she does it.

Only good thing about that garbage trilogy.

If he eats dwarves whole then he must also consume their cum, what a fag lmao

It's implied that dwarves were swallowed down that long huge esophagus.

Was Jackson even TRYING to make good Hobbit movies?

Some parts feel like they were intended to be some sort of parody

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Came here to post this.

Imagine having sex with Smaug while he smugly tells you how hard he's going to make you cum. And when you cum all over his gold you get to watch him lick it up.

Based barrel rider

user, we are very disappointed in you. Sincerely, mom and dad.

Everyone always says only the first part of an unexpected journey was good but I thought Smaug was really well done.

Smaug/Dany is my OTP

Literally a video game

Ha ha faggot. I know you're not them because they frequently discuss fucking Smaug with me all the time. Mother talks about his big dragon balls and Dad gets mad at her because he thinks the balls are inert.

How much screentime does he have?

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I will not part with a single coin

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If you look at behind the scenes shit he looks tired and its clear hes half assing it along the way. He didnt even wanna do it originallly.

Could partly explain it by arguing that The Hobbit was a children's book and thus the movies are meant to have a lighter, more playful tone than LotR

Except that there are quite a few pretty brutal deaths, such as Thorin's, and there's stuff like the extended Elves vs Dwarves battle before the orcs show up, where the two "good" armies begin to slaughter each other

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Does smaug have a dick

Are dragons birds?

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Well they forced him to turn two films, that Del Toro was supposed to direct, into three films so they could screw over the initial investors.

N O T O N E P I E C E O F I T

Theft does not instill legal ownership.

He got the project dropped in his lap after Del Toro fucked off. LOTR he had years of preparation, storyboard the whole thing before shooting anything, models for sets so he could plan out angles and everything.
On the Hobbit he had to tell everyone to just take a break so he could try figure out what the fuck to do.

I also think he doesn't care anymore though, just CGs whatever he can and makes it always sunset.

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Conquest is always legitimate. Vae victis.

He was not the original director. He had years of pre-production for LOTR, but he came in as a replacement on the hobbit right as they were preparing to start filming the scenes. Nobody can salvage anything in that situation without telling the studio to fuck off, Im taking two years to rewrite the script and shots, which was not an option.

AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN

>Smaug seriously considered letting Bilbo take the Arkenstone just so he could watch Thorin destroy himself with its curse
Why didn't he follow through with that? It was the only thing Thorin wanted anyway and watching an enemy screw himself over is better than having him and his gaggle of retards trying to pick a fight.

Because, as a dragon, he was the living manifestation of greed.
If a single piece of gold from his hoard went missing, he'd feel the loss.

What if you didn't want to steal any of Smaug's treasure and just wanted to hang out?

no?

Conquest my ass. If some fat faggot with a flamethrower invades your home and starts sleeping on your wallet, that doesn't entitle him to your money. You're allowed to get your bros and kick him out.

You'd have a fine conversation until he got hungry or started to suspect you were lying.

>Theft is wrong when an individual does it
>Theft is wrong when a group does it
>Theft is okay when a giant group does it

Okay.

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He'd be so paranoid about your presence he'd kill you anyway, after torturing you for kicks.

What would Smaug talk about?

He's entitled if you can't beat said fat faggot with a flamethrower up.

>"PRECIOUS"
what did he mean by this?

Why are so many people making film and TV dragons as Wyrm-style dragons lately? What's so bad about the traditional Draco-style dragon?

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Maybe he'll let you live if you bring him shit every time you visit.

So, how come Drogon didn't have a thing for gold then?

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He liked Bilbo's riddles so probably mindgames

He liked the smell of Dany's puss and Jon's cock better.

why is Del Toro such a lazy spic?

Himself.

Old school dragons look just retarded with two set of arms, doesn't make sense and when animating always look abnormal, unless you just want to make them lower to the ground the move like dogs like Toothless.
They work best for cartoony stuff but not more realistic films/movies

That's government.

because he cares more about making things he likes than anything else.

whereas Jackson is willing to compromise for the check

Was someone else disappointed by his looks? I always imagined Smaug as a cheeky cunt with a way more expressive face and 4 limbs.

Welcome to the real world commie.

The hell are you smoking, Draco looked and moved just fine.

Smaug was literally the only good part of the whole trilogy.

they removed his arms between movies because executives hate dragons with 4 legs

Thorin and Bilbo were well cast.

I think in cinema there's still a lot of influence from Vermithrax who was an awesome design. Martin and del Toro have said she's their favorite dragon. In the case of Vermithrax's design, its because of vertebrates having four limbs, like bats, and influence from pterosaurs, and that point is still used today

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He doesnt finish anything if it's hard work, he even says so in an interview
If he gets even slightly bored with a movie, video game, book, whatever, he fucking drops that shit

>He plays a ton of games, though he doesn't finish anything he doesn't like — and this holds true for books, film, whatever. "If it doesn't engage me, I leave it," he said. "I do not do homework with my life."

io9.gizmodo.com/if-you-get-bored-with-nothing-to-do-you-are-not-a-wri-5656279

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I think he was very expressive, he got some of the best reaction faces in the films. As for the number of legs, it's never really bothered me, I like all kinds of dragon designs.

what does a sauron/smaug alliance look like

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that would be your reconquest dumbass

Dwarves = Jews
Smaug = Switzerland

Still one of the best dragons in film, and scary as fuck. Just wish she got more screentime.

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She was sexy.

He DID have 4 limbs you stupid fuck

>dragonslayer came out in 1981
what a great movie

but why

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man, rewatching Dragonslayer is kind of amazing, you can see the obvious influences on Martin

They were likely still designing him while filming the first movie, the quick shots of his feet and body were likely just things they whipped up solely for the opening.

Stumpy feet looked dumb

Bunch of fags saying it's more realistic, when four legged dragons are far more regal and imposing.

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>It wasn't Hackson's fault, it was dropped on him and he had no time to prepare
Only partially true, Del Toro had two years of production and created a lot of plans. Hackson made a conscious choice to throw all that into the trash and start from scratch, instead of just altering the Del Toro's stuff.

but why

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Two legs, four legs. It doesn't matter. They're all fuckable.

Imagine trying to eat with your mouth angled up like that.

No dude, those two sets of arms just looks stupid

Looks like a gator with wings

>a gator with wings
and how else would you describe a dragon?

A pterodactyl that spits fire.

a snake with wings

a bat

sexy

A crocodile is just a gigachad snake

This.

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furnace with wings

>Opposing governments stealing shit
>Compares me to a communist who supports governments stealing literally everything

Is communist the new hitler?

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this is a man with good taste

These all make more sense than a flying croc, that sounds and would look retarded

SIMPLE AS

>sounds and would look retarded
perfect for you then.

nice

>the new hitler
begging ya to dilate

Wolf Smaug was the fucking best. Best design best voice best everything. He even died like a fucking badass

Why is he a fucking cat

'ATE DWARVES
ATE DWARVES

LUV ME GOLD

>Autistic faggots always going on about how dragons should have six limbs
>One of Tolkien's most famous and powerful dragons doesn't even have wings

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>'ate dwarves
>ate dwarves
I audibly keked.

Thorin would still want to come into his castle though and Smaug wasn't gonna let that shit fly. It was a good idea though and he just wanted to express it

Theft is okay when a dragon does it

God, look at that ass.

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Because they're fucking gay and like to put gay shit in their movies. Dragons lose two limbs, dinosaurs are getting feathers. It's the end.

A crocodile with wings

why is he so fucking smug bros?

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There's solid evidence of feathers/protofeathers on some dinosaurs. The idiots who are trying to make EVERY dinosaur covered with them are the ones who need to shut up.

that's a wyvern, not a dragon

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Where does he work out?

Yeah that little chicken leg they replaced it with was so much better. Couldn't even hold his weight up if that was real. Stupid ass nigger

With muscly thighs like that, who wouldn't be?

>awww yeaaaah, fuckin fine ass gold
>forgive me padre for I have sinned

Jej

Wyverns stand upright like dinosaurs. Wyrm dragons are hunched over like bats and pterosaurs.

Imagine having sex

I am. Can't imagine you having sex though.

nice degree in dragonology bro

>autism over the number of legs things that don't exist have

Wow it's like it's 2013 again

This is the best dragon design.

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Dragons aren't real, doesn't matter if they have six or four limbs.

Give it a rest already

>Kimono dragons
Okay, that got me.

nobody tell him

Sure John.

>Dragons aren't real
Delete your post incel

dogs aren't real and we still can talk about them

I just want to fuck a dragon on top of it's pile of treasure. That's all.

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i liked most of the musical bits. Sometimes it is out of places but it adds some soul
youtube.com/watch?v=Woyly7CZWVU

>Sometimes it is out of place
no

I liked the scene where they explore the nazgul tombs desu
youtube.com/watch?v=GhzBsDAG8CU

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I swear to God during the scene where the Goblins are capturing the Dwarves and bringing them to their king snippets of the instrumental of the "Goblin Town" song from the old animated movie are in the soundtrack.

I have sex

Me too. With dragons.

Your hand doesn't count.
Your fleshlight doesn't either.

unf.

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any good films with those wingless dragons that can still fly?

Smaug>>>>>Drogon

Prove me wrong faggot.

Who was in the wrong here?

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the incel knight who went all that way just to ask a question then left before getting the answer, what a fucking autist.

>they totally fucked

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The Misty Mountains song was kino

Daily reminder this happened : youtube.com/watch?v=sXN9IHrnVVU

delete your post

They even got the horse involved. Kinky.

delete your post

And he dies like a bitch

The dwarves introduction was done perfectly.

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His design is great but honestly Grigori’s voice is what sells him.
youtu.be/iGPaqmR9U00

nice meme dude ecks to the fucking dee

the dog for hoarding useless metal instead of food and guns

Easier to animate and unless the 6 limbed dragon slithers on the ground like a lizard it'll look retarded

Better than Smaug

Again, look at Draco and see how retarded you idiots who keep saying this are.

>Regal
Grigori's entire design is supposed to be horrifying since he's the closest thing you can find to original dragons in games, he's not regal in the slightest

such a stupid design for a mouth

They’re real to me.

Then why did the Dwarves steal all that gold from Smaug?

Malfoy?

"no!"

Smaug taxes 100% of the wealth of the top 1%. Based as fuck.

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smaug didn't die bros

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>I am sure he would have found my version rather clever

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a dragon with arms like that looks retarded

I'll never understand why dragons attract so much retardation

retardedly sexy

It's true and it isn't. The hobbit was written for his kids. The lord of the ring was written for them at a much later period of their life, and thus trying to look at the hobbit through a grimdark lotr lense will make you scratch your head. It's a kid's book.

It's not true at all you autistic furfag no one cares about your fanfic

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I wonder which end of George the horse got

I'd fap to this is smaug was a female dragon.

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still retarded

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Still would fuck it.

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STANNIS MENTIONED

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this is the best Glaurung design and you can't change my mind

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You saying we smell and taste bad or something? That's how people get put in the book you fucker

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you look fucking retarded

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As expected of elves
>into three films so they could screw over the initial investors.
>Hey inventors, I'm going to make 3 movies instead of 2 which gives us a chance to earn even more money.

they are a sort of chicken

I can't stop thinking about fucking dragons.

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elves are light on their feet

And I suppose the dwarves were just gonna rob him so they could return the gold to it's rightful owners?

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About 30 minutes

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>"Nice helmet asshole, did your mom give it to you?"

kek

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>You have two choices, you can either have all the treasure or fuck the dragon. Which one?

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Can't say no to those eyes

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4 legged flying dragon would look retarded in flight with cgi

The 2 coolest dragons in video games, kalameet and grigori, both have 6 limbs. This is because all the 4 limbed ones aren't dragons

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>when you cum so hard in a dragon your body explodes

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Reparation for the 6 million dwarfs burned in Lonely Mountain

The mention investors only got a cut of the first film. So instead of getting half of the earning potential, they only got a third of it.

Well that'd be the CG artist's fault then

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dragons are sluts and were made to be the village cumdumps.

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>ywn be a dragon chasing manlets out of their home and turning it into your own personal neet cave.

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if anything, he was too expressive. He looked a bit goofy sometimes.

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He WAS called the "Father of Dragons" and an early, experimental creature made by Melkor that would later spawn actual proper dragons and drakes.

I bet you feel pretty smart about this shitpost that only got one pity (You) from me.

Neck yourself, you fucking loser.

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imagine a conversation between these two. Throw in Tyrion as well.

>father of dragons
>not a proper dragon

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I want to father a dragon if you know what I mean.

neanderthals are the fathers of whites yet they were still neanderthal

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here's your dragon bro

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I still don't see how that screws them over, it's not as though the first film would have earned more money if there were only two.

here's a bunch of them
one is getting BLEACHED

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Besides why are we defending investors?

back to the gaysea

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I still would. I'd hike up those drumstick legs and go to town on that cloaca.

Did they died?

Na bro, this is your dragon right here

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Nazguls are not dragons though

I'll find a hole to stick it in.

See Neck yourself you fucking inbred. I'm glad your post got zero traction beyond the one I deigned to give it myself.

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that's right, the Nazgûl is the one riding the dragon.

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Welp, looks like I'm out of dragons.

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>tfw no motherly qt four-legged dragon wife that lets me rail her every night and looks after me
Just imagine having Saphira as a wife haha

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No Nazgûls ride Fell beasts sometimes called hell-hawks that also are not dragons.

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The whole unexpected party sequence St Bilbo's was perfect and the Misty mountains song was kino

>Saphira
Good choice.

How do you go from amon hen to this

who hurt you?

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that knows

Your mother by not returning my calls after I FUCKED her.

Have sex, loser.

God I wish that were me.

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yikes

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They couldn't get 6 limbs to work with Benedict's mocap

gib mommy dragoon pls

Gollum was good too

Would Smaug have burned the Iron Throne himself or would he have agreed with Drogon's actions?

Skadushe!

iwishhewasasheformypipi

Bro. Ancient Roman Dragons has two legs and two wings. Dungeons and Dragons doesn’t dictate what is “traditional”

Ted Nasmith sucks and it's annoying the only illustrated silmarillion is with him

He doesn't even bother with shit like shadowfax being white

Why are dragons so small in all theae old paintings

I want to have sex with male dragons.

Why not both?

Your head is one bite

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>satan
Of course Americans think the serpent in the garden is satan lmao

I KNOW THE SMELL AND TASTE OF DWARF COCK

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It's a perspective thing you dingus. They're not that big.

It looks so unamused.

Dragons that can't turn into humanoids and use magic are not real dragons.

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technically correct, they aren't real.

It’s a fucking dinosaur, put it in a oxygen richer apsophase, I bet it would grow bigger

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humanoid meaning erect posture with two arms and two legs?

>kill one guy and you go to prison
>kill them all and become a god
welcome to clownworld

If the powers that be can’t keep peace, they deserve to be replaced.
The right of conquest does have a certain logic to it

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This
Also the word dragon derives from the Greek drakon which were depicted more serpent like

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Godzilla eating a goat

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I wonder if the greeks wanted to fuck them.

only if they were little boy-dragons.

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Drakaina

Even better.

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>It’s a fucking dinosaur
where are its feathers?

>LotR
>Grimdark
Strife and dark times doesn't make a setting grimdark. It's not Warhammer Fantasy.

>dinosaur
>feathers

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why does he have spotlights for eyes and drip cum out his jaws

I'm pretty sure they were slowly and painfully digested desu

AFTER ALL, I ATE TOM CRUISE

God I wish a sexy female dragon mommy would swallow me whole.

they are featherless birds, therefore they are men

Those are fell beasts, not dragons.

dinosaurs weren't reptiles though

no they're dragons bro

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If he had super speed wouldn't this be possible?

haha

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Speed isn't the issue so much as weight is. If you're in free fall and push down on something, your weight just makes it fall faster, you can't jump off of it unless you're extremely strong and its extremely heavy.

It's why you can't just jump at the last minute in a falling lift.

Are dragons bipedal though

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Imagine the smell and taste

Smaug is a wrym, so he would count if you made him stand on his hind legs.

They're bisexual.