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TV Guide episode description:
Leonard has an ugly growth hanging off his arm that looks like it's breaking through the skin; the lumps on Brandon's head make him fearful for his life; Jess got a noticeable lump on her butt after falling down the stairs
>Leonard
bazinga
>Rotting mass
Holy fuck
Leonard going full weeb with his mask.
>catching plague
>SCARED OF CATCHING THE PLAGUE
>LOOKS LIKE A CHERNOBYL SURVIVOR
WHAT THE FUCK?
Will fatkino next week be the same storyline, or do they change it up? I fucking have to see more of the Justin/Steven arc
>doctor wearing whore make-up
>Chernobyl
I'm going to have to start that show, aren't I?
Dude is straight from Fallout with that fucking mutation Jesus Christ
Based PIMPLE POPPER OP. I'm just way too tired making fat kino OP's to continue with Popper OPs.
Keep up the good fight making kino tv threads
Leonard is so pure, bros. I want to protect him.
POP
imagine putting your dick in it
>"IT'S A BIG CHIP!"
Fuck bros I don't wanna Lenny to die.
According to comcast guide, no more Assantis this season
>i have to watch what I say or else leonard is out the door
>first thing she says is "IT MIGHT BE CANCER"
This faggot's germophobia doesnt add up, you dont catch shit like this while being overly conscious about hygiene
>an idiot is attempting to reach you at your cellular device
where do I get this BASED boomer ringtone guys
I was thinking the same and not just because of this place, I always liked reading about nuclear accidents
>OOOUCCCCHHHIIIIII!!!!
If he let his chip grow for a few more years there will be a second Lenny
I hear it's Kino
I’ve had enough of them for now desu
fucking quacks man
Looks like gristle at the end of a barbecue rib
Leonard, no...
Lenny is more wholesome than every person on the last season of 600 Pound Life combined. I really want Lenny to make it bros.
>Dr. Lee will never slowly remove a cyst from your balls while stopping every few seconds to nervously ask if it hurts
that's one fucked up ballsack
Next May perhaps?
God fucking damnit it should be illegal to tease kino like this
Chip!
Its real good user, definitely worth the time best HBO has done in quite some time
>letting a lump on your arm grow larger than a fist
>with an open wound
No, you don't get to worry about it possibly being cancer. What kind of germaphobe would let it get that bad?
>"Oh, there's some pus oozing out of it, quite a lot actually.
>"Uh y-yeah, that's pus, Dr. Lee."
>23andMe ad using the sims music in an ad
ok now this is epic
Kellie (F) seemed to be a good person and even at 700lbs or so she was still cooking for herself. Her fried chicken looked good too, granted it's probably a good part of why she's dead but it's drop dead delicious, looked all nice and peppery and seasoned too I think
The best I can do is to post a preview of Steven's reaction when he gets his toxicology results.
>my arm's too sore to fly
damn
It's a boomer thing. Their ethos is to worry about completely inconsequential shit while avoiding glaringly obvious problems
>in debt? Pay us and we'll help you :^)
A retarded one
I'm glad someone else noticed this
bro you have no idea how poor these people are
why did dr now wait for so long? it was obvious he was high for a while, he knew that fat bitch was high last week.
>it's weed dr now
>LOOK AT YOUR SON'S HAIR! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! LOOK AT THIS DUDE AHAHAHAHA
damn did Dr Now go too far?
SATAN
I don't think he went far enough.
Brandon looks like a Yea Forums poster.
*woohoos you*
Future school shooter?
these are fucking hilarious
>engaged
wtf he looks 18 at most
>he's getting married
What's your excuse?
based fat sjw gf
damn that nigga has a jewess mommy gf
They're probably have thought he was growing devil horns a couple hundred years ago.
>My grandfather has cancer right no- PFFFSSSS PFFFFTSSSSSSS
What did he mean by this
mom in law is what his future looks like
>Dude is 6/10 even with bumps
>bitch is 3/10
>tfw I don't have any grotesque defects, solid 7/10 and can't even land a 2/10 girl
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
That was pretty insensitive of him to start laughing and yelling "OH NONONONONONO LOOK AT THIS DUDE BRUH"
>no lenny closure right away
I don't normally sit through this show, lads, I just wanted to see if Lenny would be okay. Are they saving his story for the end?
I thought his fiance was his mother at first
He's kind of cute, minus the bumps.
>that noise
NOOOO NOOO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>DAVID WERE YOU REALLY JUST MAKING A COMIC WITH DARLENE??????!
y-yes Mr Connor
>hi nice to meet you, nice to meet you
nigga spilling spaghetti
I keep seeing threads on the front page, memes, and even posts about it in threads not related to Chernobyl. Gonna have to watch this shit now.
>see someone with horrible bumps growing on them
>start laughing uncontrollably
>added sound effects
What does it feel like for a woman to touch you?
Even the mere presence of Dr. Now plants fear and to the hearts of insincere and unrighteous.
like bags of milk
That happens sometimes when they have to have something tested. It's at the start and then they revisit at the end.
WOW I LOVE MY LUMPLESS LIFE NOW
we don't do drugs Justin also eats more than either of us, he eats like 10,000 calories a day. EXPLAIN THAT DR NOW CAN'T NOW CAN YA DO YAAAAAA BELIEVE IN GAWD TOOOO?????
I am pretty sure that was his brain. She just pulled out a piece of brain.
salty
warm and fuzzy in your tummy if you like her.
cold
his dad is the quintessential boomer
Ask Justin.
add salt sand and coins to a bag and cuddle it every night
kek I just remembered when he told the smoking pregnant daughter she was a fatass as well. now that episode was pure fucking kino.
oops
you ever feel a bag of sand? I saw something about that in this one ridiculous movie with a completely unrelatable premise about this dude, who, GET THIS, doesn't have sex, hahaha
Slimy, women skin is reptile-like.
>these sounds
calling this shit "surgery" is a HUGE stretch
SPLASHED
Good lord.
I haven't browsed Yea Forums in 3 years but wtf is this show? I know that cysts are disgusting but- why is there a show about it?
I understand shit like Hoarders because I like seeing people freak out and how they are able to live in dangerous homes (sleeping outside in the street is more fucking safe than going near a bed stuffed with brown recluse spiders fuck)
Why am I watching this?
This is disgusting
BRANDON POPPED ALL OVER DR. LEE'S FACE
KEK
why am I watching this
first timer here, god this shit is gross but I can't stop watching.
>cyst juice
yum
thicc
Wow, completely immasculated.
>that last cyst
>one of the cysts went into stealth mode and will come back to kill Brandon once he is far away from Dr. Lee
She did videos online and they were popular enough to warrant a show.
mummy
Brown recluses are actually extremely passive and only bite as a very last resort like when you're squishing them, they love to get in annoying places like clothing and shoes though.
DAMN her ass looks like THAT???
PENG
It's on her ass!
>those cottage cheese thighs
but that cute fucking tummy, I'm conflicted as fuck
>wide and thicc
>but flat ass
I fucking hate white women
do some squats for christ sake
could you imagine sucking on these lumps like they were jawbreakers or atomic fireballs? imagine the taste. Also do you think they would be sort of chewy, or hard, or maybe chewy on the outside and hard in the middle with an irony flavor?
T H I C C
BBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
have sex
B-b-back that ass up
HEIGHT REALLY IS ALL THAT MATTERS, ISNT IT
FUCK MY LIFE
>you should show off your ass more, babe
The Assanti Brothers
Justin and JUST
Id love to be their bull
I think they would be a bit rubbery but would explode as you dig your teeth into them.
>white women
That fucking jew beak
I'm trying Jennifer
His Jew schnoz though holy shit.
>love handles
>we cant get pregnant
what's this cuck bullshit
Jess is probably seething just to have to even look at Dr. Lee.
Pls bump on me mummy
>atomic fireballs
I didn't know these were a big thing. I had them as kids but couldn't find them for the longest time until the past few years. I remember as a kid I'd wash off the hot surface under the sink because I couldn't take the heat.
mmm yea hmmm yup its a lump
Imagine sucking on that shit
clearly not hard enough
imagine grabbing those while making love in the mating press haha wouldn't that be gross
Dr. Lee, you need to massage it and lick the area to know what it is for sure!
hahahaahahah blown the fuck out
>that tummy
muh dick, her husband cant do it Ill put a baby in that bitch
this is disgusting
oh . . .
I want Dr Lee to touch me sensually. Do I have to fake a cyst to get in there?
>um....
>sorry I'm just getting upset
ohnononononono
BTFO
>You'se a fine motherfucker, won't you back that ass up
>Sex
>Huh?
>I mean love!
CHAD
Nice. Shame about her non-existent butt. She should keep the bump to at least have some shape, maybe even get one on the other cheek
bitch that broken piece of fat is the smallest of your problems, that was is a disgrace.
>tfw trick or treated at Ted Bundy's house
That’s just sad
any lumpy anons here?
anyone else hate this ugly bitch?
>tfw no self conscious fat Jewess to comfort and exploit emotionally
Begone incel
I have two very big lumps on my chest
>those poo in loo genes kicked in without mercy
>looks like any other random poo
Shocking.
Yeah
>as a kid I'd wash off the hot surface under the sink because I couldn't take the heat.
well you ruined them user
also are you in the US? A boss I had a few years ago loved the things, but they fucked up my tongue if I ate more than one or two a day. This nigga be downing like 10 of them bitches during a normal workday out of a tub of them he regularly ordered online.
>It's just some weird fat growth
Wtf?
I unironically have a cyst in my ballsack and could very well have Dr Lee handle my balls but if i'm getting it fixed i might as well get someone specialized rather a generalist like dr lee
>flatten in out
lmao what the fuck
>the state of hwhite women
>dude white people lmao am i right?
>*desperately bleaches skin for the past 10 years*
How does a odd lump of fat suddenly grow out your ass?
people only watch this show because they fantasize about an asian woman seeing their most revolting parts of them and meeting it with a smile.
The subtext is not that subtle.
While on the surface it's an innocuous show about skin care, psychologically it's actually sex tourism fantasization.
The men who watch it are subconsciously imagining an asian woman touching their disgusting penis or flabby boddy and not even hesitating to service them.
This subtextual pornography is really quite an amazing stroke of marketing.
>holy shit a curve on my ass? better remove it
lmao white people
she's going to have mega cellulite there now
She is a dermatologist, I think that's the right specialization for cysts.
she damaged it and it grew weird
Look at that fucking whale ass
She's built like Lego person
tfw Pilonidal Cyst
not at all, she's a horrible actress plus ugly as fuck.
Lenny kino is back
WHERE THE FUCK IS BASED LENNY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
gib rice milkies gf
>well you ruined them user
I know. I'm not saying I never ate them without doing that when I was a young kid, I just liked the sweeter center and sometimes would rinse them under the sink. They're definitely better without doing that.
>also are you in the US?
Yeah, but I think it was a thing in the South but we moved up to the Midwest when I was like 3 so they were harder to find up there I think.
/ourguy/ is back!
did anyone else get an erection during this? I want to slap my ass on that X and lube up with that extracted fat if you know what I mean
A ball cyst specialist? Like a male gynecologist?
>now
>someone coughs
>he fucking FLEES
>it's the plague!
>lights up a lung cancer stick
Lenny, stop being a coward
Dude would rather saw it off in a shed then fucking sit in a fucking doctor's room and he claims to care about germs
Lenny is the only reason I'm here. I usually tune out after the first little story.
>the plague
What is this guy, from Madagascar?
>germaphobe
>those teeth
heeeeees faaaaaaking
What a dumbfuck hillbilly
>IT DA PLAGUE
>*runs outside to smoke cig*
Only terrible and purrdy admitted amirite
boomers, the greatest generation
>Are you better?
>Ahhhye hehe yeee aaaaa he
hes so fucking nervous holy shit
Lenny made it bros
>necklace
oh no no no no
>lenny is gonna make it
Base Lenny
>ACT LIKE YOU JUST DON'T CARE
BASED LENNY
>that complete silence afterwards
holy fuck i cant handle this
Looks like a onahole now
>I'm not trying to hurt you
>well it doesn't feel like it (laughs)
pls my friend she wants to help
>FRIEND
what the fuck i thought that was his wife
Oh my god this is horrific
>...like you just don't care
My fucking sides.
I wanna stick my dick in it
Gonna need someone to add a little chip to this image
imagine sticking your dick inside haha wouldn't that be gross if it was pulsing and oozing all of your rock hard cock haha
Why the fuck is he watching. Look away dummy.
TLC not blurring out the tattoo titties
>tfw no leonard gf
She's known him for 3 years and I guess they go repair shit around the neighborhood together or some shit.
is the fat boomerette his wife?
his tumor looks like one of those prolapsed anuses I read about in the papers
we all need frends, frend
?
I had tons of tiny cysts on my balls. I just got rid of them myself. Insert a needle into the skin and get under the cyst. Poke the needle through 2 spots in the skin and then lift the needle and rip the skin and squeeze the cyst out. They're all completely spherical and shiny and they're hard but squishy. Think there were about 10 of them. Haven't seen any new ones for the past year.
Why is the saga of this arm lump so gripping and dramatic!
h-he's gonna be okay right bros? that person did sneeze after all
I bet this dude has never been married and only fucked some drunk bitches at a party when he was 22
Seems mentally stunted
how did they get this tattoo past the censors?
>sticking needles in your own sack
I can barely shave my balls, god damn.
Are you sure you weren't just fordyce spots?
> I just got rid of them myself
No, Leonard died of complications from tuberculosis 6 days later.
what do you mean poke 2 spots in the skin, what, on top? by lift, forcing it out?
isn't that kind of dangerous?
asking for a friend totally dont have 3 of them
>Seems mentally stunted
rude man, he's just from the south.
go to the doctor retard
It actually doesn't hurt as much as it sounds. Your ballsack is a bunch of folded skin, it's very loose. It hurts more trying to stick a needle through the skin on the back of your hands than the ballsack. The most painful part is squeezing the cyst out of the ruptured skin.
>tfw deep down you know Lenny is mowing Sharon's lawn
Is this like weird uncomfortable fetish porn or something? Who asked for this show to be a thing?
You don't ask, TLC just gives
I can't stop watching it
>I M A G I N E T H E S M E L L
good Lord
>Who asked for this show to be a thing?
check youtube, people love shit like this
she use to upload to youtube before TLC gave her an entire show
Lenny my man Dr. Lee can't be your only doctor.
>they're talking to it like it's alive
>Lenny talks to it like it's his child
This is sickening yet heart warming
RIP Chip
does anyone know the name of this model of Fleshlight or is it just called the "Leonard Edition"?
why is this allowed?
This show is gore for women, 90% of her millions of Youtube views are from women.
Not that guy, but I assume he means poke a hole from the side, stick it through the other side underneath the little thingy, then just rip up through the skin using both holes as anchors.
It's retarded, and probably just . Don't stick needles in your genitals.
Kek
It's called 'The Chip'. They seem interesting, Might have to get one to try.
>that looks extremely painful
LENNY'S A BIG GUY
>SNIPPITY SNAP
Dr pimple popper has fuckin problems.
>the chip
THAT AINT NO CHIPPAH
>wearing a woman's shirt because his arms are too tiny
lmfao
This is kind of addicting.
AAAAAAAAAAA
it seriously probably would feel really good (looks warm/wet/tight) but Leonard would probably die after I got done fucking his stub hole and busting a nut in it
Good lord that ass
Their banter put a smile on my face.
Basically this. You might want to sterilize your needle or whatever. I don't do it but I never had an infection.
Fuck, I step away for a couple minutes and miss Lenny's surgery.
>the utter state of white women
Dat ass!
based, would fucking smash
I need that Jew ass on my face holy shit.
it's flat and shit
is this an assanti replay?
>"NO ONE CARED 'BOUT CHIP 'TIL I PUT ON THE MASK !"
Lenny made it boys!
Her hips and tummy make up for the lack of ass.
>tits out
>dont have to censor anything because her nipples are UNDER her skin folds
oh god that floss
>her cuck husband can't impregnate her
What a waste
that comes after this rerun
But what about Chip?.....
I literally burst out laughing when that lardass broke the handle bahahaha
that was a guy
LOOKS LIKE FATKINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
>so fat there's no need to censor balls
based
>GRANDMA'S GONE...
>sadly eats some fried chicken
this is a guy?
is he a fucking eunuch?
Dude I really think you're just ripping fordyce spots out. I did that when I first started going through puberty and now I've got a few nasty looking scars on my cock.
agree, that tummy is cute as hell.
costs money and embarassment and self diagnosis is the worst with doctors, doubt is the worst though
>Tranny episode of 600lb life
Talk about being mentally ill.
>grandson
I have a cyst (I think) on my face that when I squeeze it pus comes out, but it never goes away and doesn't hurt or anything
wat do
>sounds like a girl
>is a guy
>just eats fried shit all day
>is supposed to be taking care of his grandma
>is also super fat like him
What the fuck man
>grandson
>Only reason we had you was cause the condom broke
top bants
Disappointing ass to be honest, by far her weakest feature. She's still cute and probably a good person regardless.
go to a doctor and have them remove the sack, otherwise it will keep coming back
Wait 30 years then see a doctor when it weighs several pounds and you feel like a freak whenever you're in public.
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Get a razor blade, dip it in alcohol, open a small hole, squeeze that shit out, cut off the anchor, clean the wound, pray to god you don't get an infection after a month of it healing
If you're a real bad ass cauterize it yourself with a hot knife
get yourself a model carving kit at the hobby shop
you'll have multiple scalpel type blades to take care of business
mmmm
I thought they were fordyce spots too, but google images show they're mostly on the cock and not on the balls. And fordyce spots appears in bunches, but I only have a few that pops up every few months or so. Now they're all gone and haven't shown up since. Also don't have any scars.