The Assanti Brothers Part 4: As Steven heals from his weight loss surgery his brother Justin finally decides to come to Texas to get the same procedure but his feelings towards Steven immediately begin to sabotage his hopes of surgery.
Here is the LAYGZ chart, back by popular request. Let me know if I missed/forgot any since I just filled all these squares out. 50+ lbs after first month will be for Justin after his first month on the program if he does it. If anons can guess Justin's weight within 1 lb at his next appointment with Dr. Now I will count that (I'm tightening it up since we already know his starting weight).
>I had a meatball sandwich fucking lol nil-by-mouth is so the patient doesn't potentially choke on their own vomit during the GA be funny if that's how he died
>Lifting 5-10 lb weights Steven was using a rubber band that probably provided 5lbs of resistance >Eat healthy and exercising Steven was eating broth and exercising at the beginning of the episode
IT's just a little weird cause it's a sort of where are they now episode
Jose Williams
Is steven a diddler?
Jack Hall
i fucking hate you american television ads every 5 minutes ffs
Juan Gomez
>Kate + Date who wants to watch a show about roastie dating?
Jordan Murphy
When will The Assanti Quadrilogy get a 4K UHD / Blu-ray release? Are you reading this TLC? Fucking do it!
James Ward
>woman with horses YOU JUST KNOW
Nolan Foster
He's oxied himself retarded. I think he's insane, anyway.
Stuff like nuts are really fucking sneaky, I can totally see the possibility of getting a shitload of almonds as part of a "healthy" grocery trip and accidentally eating all of them. I can't buy shit like cashews because I'll think I'm just casually snacking until I eat the entire tin
Carson Ward
I think it'd be the thing to finally banish The Architect from this plane of existence
no but I keep grabbing my belly fat and telling myself I need to get rid of it
Jaxson Flores
steven has definitely ate cat food at least once
Easton Russell
there's an actual medical condition called "buried penis" when you're so fat that your fupa swallows your penis whole and it looks like a second belly button.
I work in a hospital and I see the surgery schedules.
Colton Stewart
I'm trying to save the progress boxes for Justin since this is more about his surgery and weight loss journey (which is why the surgery box hasn't been checked yet) but I'm counting Steven for some things like the pet cat and body horror.
Isaac Ramirez
This is two hours? God damn, there goes my productivity for tonight
Angel Morales
Even if steven gets down to a normal weight, what the fucking is he going to do for a job? work at the hobby haven? That shitty place looks like some nerds basement. No way that place is turning a profit
Joshua Long
how do you cope, getting the surgery?
Nathaniel Richardson
adverts are putting me to sleep
Noah Stewart
>I took the liberty of shaving my hair because it was so hot in Texas... but I fucked it up Lmao I love this fag
Nuts are a really good way to get a lot of calories fast. People fuck up on keto diets eating too much cheese and nuts, and get too many calories.
Christopher Smith
no but I can't eat when watching it, even if I haven't eaten all day and actually hungry as soon as I turn this on all appetite leaves me.
Luis Taylor
Marketing prescription drugs is legal in America
Henry Watson
>the free market this scares and confuses the Yuro
Samuel Murphy
This. Far too thin and normal sounding.
Nicholas White
It's what freedom looks like. Deal with it europoor
Brayden Reyes
>No way that place is turning a profit He seems like he has some good stuff that those old magic boosters. Just don't know if the rest of his inventory is shit that you can easily get online.
Robert White
*not
Isaac Russell
Lays Sour Cream & Onion and Cheddar and Sour Cream are the most based potato chips in America
Aiden Barnes
>all these fucking commercials
Now I remember why I don't bother with cable.
Michael Jenkins
why did she do it Yea Forums? she's so cute, now she's into the garbage tier.
that surgery should be illegal, no one other than fags would go out with a trap anyway and fags dont like gashes.
>do you think you might be bipolar? >TRY LITHIUM NOW
Cameron Robinson
Are the piss pads for the cat or Steven?
Chase Cook
the dad is too pure
Jack Myers
>HAVE DEPRESSION? TAKE THIS DRUG >SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE SUICIDAL TENDENCIES
Nathan Peterson
SPREAD IT OUT
Luke Edwards
I think Ackroyd bought a new house expecting the reboot to do better, because he's been pimping the franchise hard in gaming. Planet Coaster just announced a Ghostbusters DLC.
so is every single episode consisting of the fat person and their family performing minimal physical activity and hailing it as a triumph of humanity while denying that this has nothing to do with the problem and that they simply need to fucking stop eating so much?
Present. Only kind of chip I eat other than ketchup.
Hunter Nguyen
The Dwarf returns
Adam Johnson
DR. MANLET
Carter Miller
Doctor Paradise. Prepare to achieve ORBIT.
Brayden Perry
>eat's 6,000+ calories a day >"I didn't realize how much I was eating" What the fuck is wrong with these fat fucks? These retards have to know, I was a total drug addict piece of shit on opiates, benzos, and booze and realized I could die at anytime I just didn't care. I got clean and it fucking sucked but whatever. They have to be lying about this "not knowing" shit, every fucking time.
>For 18 years he beat on him More like he made Justin suck his dick.
Adam Morgan
>very delicate flower
so gay
Elijah Powell
Lola's brainlet advice would be for Steven and Justin to write a letter to each other about how much they hate each other, which would result in a fight to the death. I'd BLEACH the hell out of her but she is a shit therapist.
Connor Robinson
this guy is a complete sociopath and he isn't even willing to admit he was a bully.
Kevin Wilson
is Dr Paradise a real doctor?
Nicholas Thompson
I wonder if he had a session with her, and sexually assaulted her verbally. Or called her a "niggah". Because he's a druggy piece of shit like that.
Hunter Gray
>its motivational, the more weight i lose the more i can mentally destroy my brother
Austin Rogers
Is his saga over? Or are they still making episodes?
Robert Anderson
>jazzposting in the fat thread I know we're in a boring therapy part but stop
Levi Wright
he knows the walls ain't coming down today
Zachary Stewart
Steven seems much stupider than last time. Why is he wearing a BDSM bracelet in public?
its a trick chair, the entire office is a succession of optical illusions, in reality he's 6'0
Christian Fisher
I don't understand, why do they keep drugging him? Do they think it's not noticeable? And it's both brothers too (though Steven most of the time, obviously).
They'll be having a normal conversation, or another forced drama segment, then BAM, there's a cut, some time clearly passed, but they edit it to look like a continuous scene...only the Assanti in question is now high as a fucking kite. Why? I get that they have to make a show, but what use does pumping them full of enough drugs to kill a horse serve?
Most Harvard students are diversity students, or are legacies. Ivy League will take anyone who pays up front, in cash, and can get them media attention. Oxford is the same way. MIT is legit way harder to get into, and graduate from.
Gabriel Hill
Pre, easy.
Tyler Stewart
Pre
Charles Price
Harvard is actually significantly easier than most schools due to grade inflation. Average grade is something like 3.5
Connor Cox
Pre-op 100%. I'm going to make his little brown dick leak from prostate stimulation and I don't care how gay it makes me.
I enjoy the ones with cheesy tunes like that one to the tune of oh oh oh it's magic
John Gonzalez
Pre every time.
Carter Murphy
Lads, how often do you think their dad gets spicy milfs hitting him up on social media begging to give this poor man a night away from his retard sons and a sloppy blowey joey.
Jayden Lewis
One of the first things I found really fucken weird when I first visited America were the drug adverts and to be honest I've never really gotten used to them.
Also the bizarre adult oriented adverts on children's channels like, Disney and Cartoon Network. In Australia they' d have toy adverts and shit aimed at children, not fucking insurance ads.
Jack Hall
I'll take the bullet
Jeremiah Thompson
pre-op easily wouldnt even hesitate
Gabriel Sullivan
Doing pretty well for a not-normal episode. Not seeing LAYGZ though, but we have 45 more minutes I suppose.
This is the network that endangered a highway full of innocents via arson and killed a schizophrenic man just for ratings. You think this child's play phases them?
Most of them aren't as dangerous as they sound. Pharmaceutical companies cover their ass by listing every single side effect the test groups experienced as a possible side effect so even if just 1 of the thousands of the people they tested it on suffers diarrhea or whatever they can say "Well we warned you so you can't sue us" when it happens to the general public, so even extremely rare things are included.
I can't figure out why fatties like him wear layers. Does he think we won't notice he's really fucking fat? I can't imagine walking around in the summer in Texas with that many layers.
Imagine the smell.
Cooper Gomez
Why is he so big?
Isaiah Kelly
654
Colton Wright
MUH DAD!!!! >Sry Dr Now I have too much going on with my dogs and having my sick mom wipe my ass
This .gif is real horrorkino if you take the birb up out of frame. I thought it was a giant spooder grabbing it the first loop through.
Jack Edwards
based TLC giving us what we want
Noah Stewart
fuck u dr katz he just likes wearing hats
Charles Richardson
>also does anyone else get up and do pushups or exercise during this shit? yes. I watch this shit because it's my gym motivation
Jeremiah Sullivan
Why does that doctor talk like that?
Jason Parker
>doing the surgery at 550 pounds getting ready for the my 800 pound life rebrand
Alexander Rodriguez
Justin is literally obsessed with Steven.
Angel Gray
None.
When he first began with Steven, they were both 730 and 600.
Now Justin is back at what he was at 2 years ago. Justin basically gained 50 pounds then lost 50 pounds.
Chase Lewis
You reckon some of these big guys put on weight just to get on the show?
Gabriel Richardson
claaam choooowdaaaahhh
Ethan Flores
Thanks
Zachary Diaz
Two episodes ago. It was so fucking boring that they staged one of the cars used for the trip catching fire. It was just one wheel going in flames and it was defused in minutes, they were really desperate for ANYTHING to happen.
Carson Martinez
Why is Justin friends with real life Lois Griffin?
Colton Williams
>That's the only reason to wear that hat. he also runs a hobby store and plays Magic cards so I can buy that he'd wear a fedora even without balding while thinking it's cool
Ryder Miller
>Ill lose more weight than Steven
holy shit you fucking manchild
Nathan Adams
Why won't the fat fucks just stop eating? I've never seen this shitty show before.
Blake King
fuck off back to kiwi farms newfags fatkino isn't about cyberbully stalking bullshit
Stop with the staged stuff meme its so dumb. These people are trainwrecks enough they dont need to stage anything.
Jaxson Williams
wtf
Benjamin Reed
Nah, he uses it to keep his hair out of his face. Otherwise it's too difficult for the fat bastard to reach behind his head and tie it.
Carson Anderson
she;s his ( o ) friend ( o )
^ those are titties
Henry Scott
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I made this for dinner a couple weeks back, minus the chow mein and the macaroni salad. It was pretty tasty, I can't imagine adding more carbs to it though, it was a hearty meal just between the hamburger steaks, eggs, rice, and gravy.
Adam Stewart
Oops
Jeremiah Russell
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