The Assanti Brothers Part 4: As Steven heals from his weight loss surgery his brother Justin finally decides to come to Texas to get the same procedure but his feelings towards Steven immediately begin to sabotage his hopes of surgery.
people saying the dad is SUCH A GREAT GUY forget he's the fuckin enabler, spoiled the two fat cunts to death and is responsible for a lot of their shitty behavior
Jace Myers
>advertising insurance with a kid's movie ???
Nicholas Thompson
no. I'm pretty sure it's justin's excuse for being fat. He'll blame it on his brother. That's what fat people do.
Caleb Perry
joey, amberlynn, foody boobie episodes WHEN
Isaiah Hernandez
arconaitv is the best one
Nicholas Edwards
Yea Forums have you ever punched your dad? Your mom?
I could never imagine doing that.
Isaac Bennett
Jesus Christ these people are the lowest point of mankind
Jaxon Fisher
how far back does this Justin arc go? how many more episodes are there? I need to catch up, I didn't realize how much of a pleb I was for missing this show
Mason Myers
definitely 100% he is a sociopathic person who would do this
John Evans
>DON'T PISS YA BRUDDA OUUFF, OR AMA HAVTA DEEL WIDDIT, NAWT YOO yeah, voice of reason if just one of them was dysfunctional then they'd be salvageable, but all 3 of them are off the fucking rails
Gabriel Lewis
I lost my mom a couple years back, my dad means so much to me I can't imagine hitting him like that. It would be easier to drive a nail into my hand.
>justin acts like he was raised by a borderline coal burner single mother I think she was close to it. She went out and partied and drank while the kids were at home.
Eli Hernandez
breh, did you not see EPISODE 4?
Julian Howard
it doesn't have to make money, the writeoffs are all they need
Is it like this because TLC is a trashy channel or is that the norm for all channels?
Cooper Garcia
>'Ayo' >*smacks lips* >'You finna get tree wishes'
Noah Rogers
I trolled my dad while he was making dinner and get kicked me in the ass while I ran away
That's about as close as it got to a fight
Josiah White
I can't hold it against a man too much for loving his kids, at the end of the day he's right, they did this to themselves.
William Myers
>(((credit cards))) >(((insurance))) >(((quick loans))) lmfao america really is a shithole
Ryder Murphy
Thanks!
Chase Perry
>this literal faggot saying NERDS in le epic xD voice I hope he fucking chokes on his boyfriend's cock.
Cameron Lee
>woman moving to India this is some next level retardation enjoy your rape
Jason Bell
Fuck no
Kevin Baker
He threatened me with his fist before if he ever would have actually touched me then I would have fucking killed him, fuck that bastard
Noah Sullivan
my adopted nigger sister hit my dad once and i threw her on the ground and called the cops
Christian Barnes
never, hopefully that fat annoying fuck dies soon.
Samuel White
I slapped him on the thigh once and got btfo wouldn't be alive if I tried to punch him
Tyler Allen
nah, should have though, should have knocked him down and jabbed a steak knife threw his neck, one of those messy ones where he blocks it with his palm and it just goes straight though and i just push against him into his windpipe didnt though, because i have impulse control, unlike a certain fat fuck
Josiah Rivera
>dad just wants his two mentally ill sons to spend time together
one time as a kid I gave my dad a wet willie and he slapped me on the back of the head really hard
Jayden Russell
there was 4 600 lb life episodes plus Steven was on Dr Phil He weaseled his way on to a few more I can't remember Justin was just a background payer in Steven's story until now
Leo Davis
no, he had a part in it. Loving your kids doesn't mean letting them turn into fat shits.
Ian Peterson
Thats every channel. Cars, medical pills, and food.
Chase Rogers
>Heyyyy >HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR based boomer
Never, not even sure how someone could do that. But I have great parents
Jacob Allen
fresh prince of smell air
Jack Gomez
Steven wearing the cap to hide the JUST
Ian Gomez
>puppy pads on the floor >dont worry about it
what the fuck is Steven doing??
Colton Lee
You can't talk about trolling your dad without story, user.
Carter Flores
hell no
Logan Peterson
kek he's high as a kite BASED CAT THERE IS A CAT
Hudson Walker
you deserved it for being a little shit
Adam Cox
>HE KEEPS PISS PADS IN HIS LIVING ROOM STILL TOO FAT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
Elijah Anderson
Serious question, is he gay?
Joshua Wood
Steven is still high
Kevin Cook
how many drugs is Stephen on right now
Noah Campbell
I never even thought of doing that, the only time I hurt my mom she was about to slap me for being an autist so I blocked it and she hurt her hand, she still brings it up to this day 17 years later kek.
you ameriniggers punching your parents need to kys.
Animal pee pads because steven cant empty a liter box.
Benjamin Powell
I honestly can't event remember what it was just that it was funny at the time and he was shirtless wearing swim shorts cooking dinner and kicked me in the ass while he was carrying something.
Came up for dinner later and he didn't bring it up
I think he also called me asshole
Jose Bell
Time for savage Now
Kayden Bailey
what did the dad do to pay for steven's apartment?I'm guessing the show pays for the surgery, but he still appears to be paying for steven's rent on top of his own I'm guessing mortgage at his own home.
Anthony Johnson
653
Benjamin Sullivan
>earlier says that he'd know instantly if he was high >after meeting him doesn't say anything about how high he is He knows I bet he knew the second he opened the door It's crushing him I bet This episode is so fucking sad bros
He's not based. He's a dumbfuck boomer and an enabler.
Joshua Turner
JUSTIN YOU STUPID FUCKIN PIECE OF TRASSSH
Ian Powell
WHAT THE FUCKS STEVEN,EXPLAIN
Lucas Turner
DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Xavier Fisher
this, he was clearly fucked up Doc will know, remember how he could tell that chick was strung out on the phone?
Liam Bailey
that's not true at all...and if it is, it's way too late.
Luis Barnes
WOW I EAT LASAGNA AND DONT WALK AND GAIN WEIGHT HOW
AHHAHAHAHAHHA
Jaxon Harris
The show pays for 6 months of the apartment plus surgery per episode I think. No idea what the deal is for multi-episode sagas.
Jose Foster
>GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN >GAIN GAIN
Fuck no. I pranked my dad with one of those electric shock pens when I was a kid and he threw me down a flight of stairs. A punch? He'd have torn my teeth out.
Angel Russell
Why the fuck does he seat them so close to the door? I mean, it’s funny as fuck, but why?
Ayden Allen
fat lying piece of shit
Gavin Stewart
from season 1. thats all i remember.
Parker Adams
IIIIN THIS CORNER,WEIGHING IN AT 651 POUNDS,IIIIIT'S JUST-IN "CHAN THE MAN" ASS-ANTIIIIIII!
He's definitely using that as an excuse but have you not seen the same Steven that I've been seeing? He's mentally ill. He'd be a nightmare to have as an older brother. I can fully believe he would you take out his anger and frustration anything weaker than him like a younger sibling or an animal, especially with the bad situation he grew up in.
they're probably supposed to be against the wall where the camera guys are but for filming they want the dramatic entrance
Isaiah Bell
what do you mean abusive? I got hit a shitton for autism when I was younger, I wouldn't call it abuse. my parents haven't hit me once from when I became a teen. Its discipline and it was mainly me and my brother, my parents never hit my sisters ever.
Interesting. That makes more sense. The dad seems like a good guy, but he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who could afford his own place, plus an apartment for his fatass son.
Caleb Jones
>tfw you'd have to eat a big mac and a small fries 9 times a day to get close to 6000 cal
>was anorexic for a while, trying to regain weight >taller than average so I need 2500-3000 calories per day >every day I have to force myself to eat more >meanwhile this guy eats over double without any effort how do fat people do it?
Joseph Carter
how else do i get my essential corns, i cant eat popcorn every day
Joshua Brown
what is it?
Evan Baker
unless its to discipline the shit I would call the cops, I cant imagine myself hitting my dad or mom.
though I dont think you should hit your kids but shit was different then, your parents sound like hippie cucks.
Bentley Sullivan
RIP Mr. Piena Man. You were two scoops too beautiful for this world.
Dominic Wright
punished dad
Dylan Peterson
if Dr. Now is so 'based' why is he such a fat fuck himself? huh?? huh???
i think it's called "garbage plate", popular somewhere in the USA northeast
Brandon Barnes
this america is an insane asylum
Adrian Mitchell
THAT LEG WHAT THE FRICK
Christian Gray
>Carried in the boot of the car
wew
Alexander Hall
lmao 900 is not a whole bucket
Charles Diaz
Yea Forums turned me onto this oil and I put it onto almost all my foods and take shots of it now. My poos are also super slick and come out very easily now, pooping has never been easier
My dad has a tendency to get pissed at my mom and leave her at random places, I had to drive her back to their house when he left her at a concert I was performing in. At the house I got into an argument and he spat on my face after I started ranting about how much of a pos alcoholic he is.
>unless its to discipline the shit Hitting is never appropriate discipline. >I would call the cops, ah yes just cease to have money or a home, that would have been a wonderful decision
Thomas Nelson
is this live or a repeat?
Cameron Campbell
Literally every Iranian I know has gotten a divorce Persian women are stuck up as hell when they get westernized
Nathaniel Allen
How do I get this massive amount of painkillers? I'd like to replace drinking on the weekend.
Sebastian Hill
so what's the end game of this show? How long has it been following this guy? I've never watched it
there was an advert saying corn oil was the healthier choice
even over olive and rapeseed
Brandon Sanders
His barnacle legs are bugging the shit out of me.
Jackson Stewart
>lowest weight since he was a nurgling fair enough steven, fair enough
Alexander Reyes
I weighed over 300 pounds when I graduated from high school. I weigh 160 now, basically half of what I weighed at my highest. I still have the same amount of appetite that I did at 300+ pounds. If I don't have self control I can eat 4000+ calories in a day, I never feel "full". I feel awful if I eat more than 1000 calories in a few hour period now, but I still want to eat more most of the time, and don't ever feel "full". I just don't do it.
Jace Reyes
Is that what fat people legs/feet normally look like? It's horrifying
James Flores
user that's enough food for two people
Ethan Thompson
just amputate his legs jesus fucking christ
Leo Perez
his face doesn't look anything like his body
Leo Parker
>Did he fall into a radioactive reservoir?
Ryder Reed
>2 bags of potato chips >a pound of peanut butter >16 cups of milk what the fuck is this diet called
Aiden Taylor
he just hit him wtf this is an abusive family
Michael Cox
The Coke is where most of the calories come from anyways Do the math again but with a coke in every meal
Ryder Perez
>STEVEN ENDED UP BEING THE GOOD GUY >JUSTIN ENDS UP THE VILLIAN
K I N O
Eli Taylor
>OK STEVEN YOU LOST 100 POUNDS >BUT YOU NEED TO WASH YOURSELF YOU SMELLY FUCK
Levi Wilson
are morbidly obese people allowed to ride with no seatbelts unpunished? I want to lay down in the back of a comfy van while the people who love me drive and I eat fast food and snacks >DR PARADISE KINO INCOMING I was hoping he'd send Steven to Lola tho
steven has a good personality because he went through hell and back he's seen the light
Logan Gray
How long do fat people have that awful loose skin after they loose weight?
Michael Clark
I haven't seen the other three episodes.
How did the brothers get this way? Did the mother over feed them or some shit?
Christopher Williams
Steven has Kim kardashian proportions.
someone get his thick ass some HRT hnnnnng
Hudson Lopez
ew he touched it
Eli Diaz
>Dr. Now calling Steven out on his shit hygiene Based
Bentley Lewis
Why not just stuff yourself with low calorie food, that's what I do. I can go a couple weeks barely hungry, then for a couple of days I'm ravenous, so I just make big ass bowls of salad, or a big pot of rice and lentils.
Joseph Mitchell
Agreed his body is hideous while his face is just gross.
Hudson Cruz
How is he not high? He sounds so fucked up and neither Dr. Now or his dad think so.
Lucas Turner
im surprised he's not lost that leg. what in the fuck
Jackson Barnes
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
Nolan Johnson
Until they have it surgically removed.
Angel Taylor
Doc now is a hypocrite he's also obese as fuck
Jordan Barnes
How much does the surgery even cost?
Justin Cook
I can't finish a single bag of chips
Easton Butler
>how good he looks mate... ship has sailed
Josiah Bailey
Depending on how fat, possibly forever. You can have surgery to remove the excess skin
Elijah Thompson
how many gold stethoscopes do you have?
Hunter Turner
forever unless you get surgery. thank god I lost the weight before I got to the point of no return. that ballsack stomach look is not aesthetic to say the least.
Dominic Barnes
They get it cut off. From what I've heard, recovery fucking suuuuuuuucks.
Dominic Gutierrez
who is this
Christopher Stewart
Without insurance, it starts around 20k for just the surgery, but there's aftercare and repeat check ups and meds and everything.
Brayden Nguyen
>6'5 >/fit/ user Pick one
Jose Murphy
I WANT A QT EMO BF!
Jayden Turner
He chopped his hair off in a pill induced manic phase, lol. I've dealt with pill poppers, they do wacky shit.
Ryder Parker
Adam
Sebastian Myers
Don't know an adam
Thomas Howard
For sure. That whole "it was really hot" thing was probably also true though. Reminds me of Pedro in Napoleon Dynamite
Joshua Lopez
Would’ve been a funny coincidence. I’ve got a friend named Joey who was just over 300 after high school and just recently lost a bunch of weight. He’s in the 160s now and keeping up with it pretty well.
Angel Adams
ugh this girl is so fucking beautiful
Leo Parker
Imagine having a full head of hair and pulling it out. More disturbing then being a fat ass
Aaron Rivera
>wants what’s best >enables them to balloon up well past 600lbs of lard and buys them whatever food they want whenever they want Pick one
