- The narrator is explicitly the Genie.
- Jafar meets Aladdin when Aladdin breaks into the royal castle to return Jasmine's mother's bracelet that she had lost.
- Jafar never masquerades as an old man. Instead he bribes Aladdin with enough money to impress Jasmine.
- Jafar was a street urchin like Aladdin and was jailed in another country for stealing. Now he's manipulating the Sultan to declare war on that country.
- The Sultan is keen on marrying Jasmine to a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country to cement a military alliance.
- It's also implied Jafar killed Jasmine's mother to ingrain himself to the Sultan.
- Iago can only mimic like a real parrot. His natural response are slightly off.
- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
- You have to rub the lamp while making the wish, so Aladdin has Abu rub the lamp when he wishes to escape the Cave of Wonders, so technically the Genie granted Abu a wish.
- Nobody recognizes Prince Ali as Aladdin because the wish warps perception, but it weakens over time.
- The Genie falls in love with Jasmine's handmaiden Dalia.
- Jafar only becomes a sorcerer after he wishes for it. He also turns Iago into a giant instead of turning himself into a snake.
- Jafar threatens Dalia and the Sultan to force Jasmine to marry him.
- Throughout the movie Jafar is triggered by people saying he's only second best at something. Aladdin tells him this in regards to the Genie, so he wishes to become the most powerful being in existance. The Genie exploits the vagueness of that wish and turns Jafar into a Genie himself, binding him to the lamp.
- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
- It turns out the whole movie was the Genie telling the story to his and Dalia's children.
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they should have had the parrot be voiced by gilbert godfried and have him make meta jokes about remakes
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>Jafar was a street urchin like Aladdin and was jailed in another country for stealing. Now he's manipulating the Sultan to declare war on that country.
wtf
Yep sounds awful
>[/spoiler]The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
FEMINISM HAS GONE TOO FAR
What is a genie that it can have children with a human?
Why do u use spoilers? We've all seen Disney's Aladdin before
>Aladdin tells him this in regards to the Genie, so he wishes to become the most powerful being in existance. The Genie exploits the vagueness of that wish and turns Jafar into a Genie himself, binding him to the lamp.
Oh fuck off. That's Aladdin's moment where he outwits Jafar. They couldn't even give him that?
a genie would be a djinn and they are bassically demons.
and when demons or angels have sons with humans they are nephilim.
I guess.
>- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
lmfao
Why can't they just leave shit alone?
I'd prefer he made 9/11 jokes
>Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan
>The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband
YUCK. The eternal jew strikes again. Not a single movie will be spared
>feminism in the Middle East
Banned quicker than Wonder Woman
I sense this will not test well in middle eastern or Indian audiences
It's still his moment because the movie reminds you of the dangers of vague wishes several times, and Aladdin tricks Jafar into making one such wish.
Well in positive news this is so far selling worse than Brightburn at my theater so it sure as shit wont be making that billion
Genie becomes human in the end when Aladdin wishes for him to be free.
>Muslim country allowing a female leader
even Saudi Arabia didn't let women vote until recently
This shit is even worse than what I imagined
Women not having rights in the muslim world is american propaganda.
how could christians do this?
Theonly really bad changes are the Sultana shit and the prince shit only being an illusion.
They are very bad people
>Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
YAAAAAAAAAS SULTAN QWEEEEEN
TL;DR who gives a fuck?
what lowlife shiteater would actually want to see this?
well,it definitely doesnt have much to do with alladin but who cares.
>what lowlife shiteater would actually want to see this?
Isnt it obvious?
>who gives a fuck?
This board revolves around talking shit about movies and TV. To do this you either have to watch the trash or hear about how bad they are.
Sounds disappointing, not unlike Beauty and the Beast, Dumbo and Toy Story 4.
Is this the new direct to DvD? Except the investment is so low and tax magic guarantees they come out with profit always in detriment of the brand?
Does Jasmine show her belly button or is that haram? No bb, no see.
Imagine being so creatively bankrupt that you keep rebooting your old classics ad nauseam, not after adapting them to fit contemporary identity politics SYSTEMATICALLY.
The guy they cast as Aladdin looks beta as fuck and Jasmine is obviously an obnoxious "I rebel" cunt. She looks like an indian version of Felicity Jones.
It's doesn't even look like an arabian tale, it looks like typical inidian bollywood shlock
Worse than I tought it would be. Christ.
>2/10
>Another hollow, pointless remake banking on nostalgia
>If you've been watching any of the Disney "live action" remakes that have plagued us the last the last several years, then this one should come as no surprise as it contains all the same pitfalls.
>The setting feels fake, they either filmed on a green screen or filmed on a soundstage with a green screen background/skyline.
>The music is generic and could've been crammed into any movie (even a non musical).
>The direction/editing is boring and uninspired containing lots of flat, static shots and predictable edits.
>There are slight alterations to the plot that you'll either love or hate.
>The acting is pretty bad for the most part Aladdin has no presence, Jasmine is ok, Jafar is terrible and isn't intimidating, Will Smith is surprisingly fine as the Genie (though I did go in with subterranean expectations), but the effects aren't good that and he slips into the creepy uncanny valley quite a lot.
>If you liked previous live action remakes, then you're almost sure to like this one. However if you find this trend of filmmaking uninspired, mediocre, and ultimately pointless, then skip this one and just watch the original.
yes a little during a dance scene
>Take chances with new IP
>Remake movies that were already successful once
Disney knows how to make guaranteed money.
Why is this called ALADDIN? It should be called JASMINE. Cucked beyond belief.
>female sultan
Haha what the fuck, that's new. I've heard female kings before but not this.
>Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
[this kills the movie]
Posting superior The Asylum version
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The poster itself is speaking, you got Aladdin looking down, and Jasmine looking straight at you with a smug face
Source?
is this a porn
I know muslim market doesn't really matter that much but I thought Disney was trying to advertize their "ethnic" movies to the relevant group. They're going to do it with Mulan for sure. Feministic Aladdin is going to annoy everybody except for western leftists.
the movie
aparently not because god damn this movie sounds awful
No, but it should
>instagram.com
if they're going full feminist on aladdin what kind of monstrosity would double feminist mulan be?
the movie is fine, the Jasmine #herturn sultana subplot and miscast Jafar are pretty much the only bad things in it
even Smith is passable as the genie
The problem with this kind of movie is that ppl go blindly see it because it's Aladdin and they know it. then they discover the subversive narrative but it doesn't matter because they already paid for a ticket. That's the reason Disney uses recognizable IP. nobody would go watch a SJW movie if it was based on new unknown material and presenting itself as such, a SJW propaganda movie. The subversive message is like a tumor that needs to be transplanted on a healthy body.
lol
I'll stick to the superior version, thank you.
>actually getting pretty good reception despite everything
>/ourgirl/ grace liked it
Uh? What went right I guess?
>but I thought Disney was trying to advertize their "ethnic" movies to the relevant group.
OH that's adorable but no. Disney advertises their movies to perceived profitable groups. If next week there was some huge global backlash against woman and or liberals in two weeks Disney would be releasing the classic remastered version of Sleeping Beauty. It's that simple. China has proven to be a huge market capable of doubling box office numbers or even justifying sequels even with terrible numbers in western markets. That's why Disney's Mulan is going to suck China's dick until they see fireworks.
Mulan is a natural born deadly warrior and instead of the army making a man out of her she quickly, adeptly and forcibly points out all the weaknesses in training and is then promoted to General right out of bootcamp. She then goes on to be the Huns in a single nite with a small group of women she saved from an attack earlier in the movie.
>>/ourgirl/ grace
nigga what?
>even Smith is passable as the genie
The consensus is that the genie is the best thing in the movie. Do you know what that means?
Gina > Amirah
What a retarded way to ovecomplicate things
No, sadly your degeneracy is starting to rub off on us
Robbing the main male character out of his victory is a typical Disney formula these days. It's a symbolic cock blocking
You're new as shit if you need to question this
Did Guy Ritchie surrender his cock?
>- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
That's standard procedure when you accept to work for Disney
Oh fuck. We're doing that cliche again.
This. That's why all of their movies that don't have real brand recognition bomb like Tomorrowland or A Wrinkle in Time.
Besides the last line; No Fukkin Way. Really??
Grace is a retard who got so triggered by brightburn that she won’t even review it
- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
>- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
What does that make Aladdin?
>Throughout the movie Jafar is triggered by people saying he's only second best at something
Is this actually supposed to be a Return of Jafar reference or did they do this by accident?
>movies that don't have real brand recognition bomb like A Wrinkle in Time
You don't -- or can't -- read, do you?
>- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
BASED
IT'S THEIR TIME LADS
> He hasn't seen the Madonna-Guy-sex shop-pegging harness picture
pre-islam arabia has queens actually sweetie
en.wikipedia.org
..but Islam is a feminist religion of peace user. They invented the idea of female rulers.
It's white male Christians who oppress women.
why is this fucking narrative pushed? it's disgusting.
How will they spin the Hyenas in the Lion King remake??
> he didn't click through
All those Kweens are (((co-rulers))) at best, tranny-pal.
That fake Hollywood grief:
In Memory of
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Card at the end of the credits.
>"it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
Well fuck this then
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the notion that there is no ayyrab queen is false, though i will still enjoy the butthurt regardless from both moslems and incels pseudohistorian
MOMMY
>ARGGGHHH AHHHH NOT IN MY REMAKE OF A CHILDREN'S CARTOON! FEMINAZIS HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME IT'S A WAR
Hyenas have been kill.
Have a few hundred more Negros instead:
> He now moves the goalposts to different counties, over 2,500 years of history.
Sorry tranny, you'll never be a real girl.
who is this milky please
What sort of Amerifat gets bothered by a feminist character in a Disney shlock flick for literal babies? Reevaluate your life, Christ.
This might actually bomb worse than Dumbo.
I wonder if Iger dumped the stock on purpose, and sold off his shares last year.
>syria is not in arabia
are you genuinely retarded?
>tranny
basedcuck cope
and which middle eastern european country are you from lmao
I'm American, I'm just mocking how sensitive we are.
It's like poetry, so they they rhyme
hopefully in a better light since basically everyone dislike spotted hyenas in spite being just another species
I am mesmerized by that arm hair.
>syria is not in arabia
No, it's not. Especially, 2,500 years ago, you unlettered idiot.
what a mess.
>en.wikipedia.org
>en.wikipedia.org
Both were believed to be Christian, not Muslim. There is no record of a female Sultan in the middle east, where the movie is implied to be set. Important difference. There is no feminine form of "Sultan" in Arabic. Any female rulers in the middle east occurred on the fringes, or before Islam. Aladdin is clearly set in the Islamic era, even though the source story was made up by a Frenchman, so who gives a fuck anyway.
>more forced feminism
I'm not even against it, but holy shit.
When will people realize that making a big fuss only serves ti undermine the movement
umm sweetie, she is from a nomadic band who migrated to syria
also your brainletism cope on saying that syria is not arab is exceptional
never claimed to be any female sultans sister, i'm also not too invested in this blatantly feminist angle but saying that there's no arabian female ruler is blatantly untrue
please tell milky name horny i am
MGTOW types sure love that "forced" meme as if that makes any sense.
>saying that syria is not arab is exceptional
en.wikipedia.org
You're one of those "special needs" kids who go to school in the trailers behind the football field, right?
Lis Faradina, an Indonesian.
>No Snake Jafar
This movie is trash.
>- Jafar only becomes a sorcerer after he wishes for it. He also turns Iago into a giant instead of turning himself into a snake.
What, so no giant cobra? It's literally the only thing I wanted out of this thing. So basically the trailers have already spoiled the climax then?
>actually getting pretty good reception
It has 60% on Rotten Tomatoes
This can't be true
The genie has kids?
That's not bad.
>tfw I'm not the only who wanted giant snake Jafar
Eyy
60% is a D. Ds are bad.
thanks you
>jafar is the hero
guess that explains the casting
Disney numales love clucking,
Do you not see phase 4 of the mcu
the average disney viewer is a huge fan of this.
Their art mimics their reality.
Look at phase 4 of the mcu, it's literally blacked
It's not like you feminazis actually act better when people criticize you about anything else. You all literally throw tantrums over being tols that 'mansplaining' and 'manspreading' are sexist terms. Despite putting 'man' in front of everything you hate.
So, does Jasmine do anything at all to prove she deserves to be Sultan?
Who gives a shit?
>imagine taking a greentext shitpost response as a serious argument from the "they" you want to have a fight with
fucking yikes, kid. Do you have school tomorrow?
>Ds are bade
That's not what she said!
HEYO, GOTTEM!
Even more Orientalist than the original
>Y-yikes! ya better go to...to...Y-Yikes! ha...g-got em...
That's actually pretty horrible. It's NuCola levels of abhorrent. I'll still probably see it because I do love watching dumpster fires
Poor attempt to deflect how obviously triggered you are, stupid autist. Again, imagine falling for a shitpost because you're obsessed.
Go to bed, kid.
Absolutely 0 people in India will care.
Phase 4 is gonna do worse than previous two. Not even because it's blacked, but because the characters amd actors are boring af, with the exception of GotG crew and Tom Holland.
Welcome to modern Disney villains.
>Phase 4 is gonna do worse than previous two
Keep being wrong I guess.
that alone would have been worth the ticket price
but i will never see this abomination of a remake, so thank you OP
I looked up "aladdin dalia" to verify this, and this is the picture they use for her on the disney wiki.
She's got a bigger beak than Iago.
>feminism
topkek
God damn it... every fucking time. It's all so tiresome.
This is peak irony. They are right in doing so, as evidenced by this bs getting shoehorned into a kid’s movie.
At least we got to be kids during era of Disney creativity, and not the era of decay stage cash in rehashes
desu they banned it only in Lebanon because Gal Gadot is Israeli, not because of feminism.
prince consort
The only rights women have are being mothers, daughter and sex slaves. You can at least be honest since this is an anonymous board, no one will judge you.
I was wondering why they would put a white looking character in the movie. Now it’s obvious they just wanted to produce more BLACKED porn. Jesus fucking christ.
>why can't jews leave potential money alone
ever watch a dog with a bitten leg?
>BOB SAGAT RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
>*SQUAAWK*
>Jafar never masquerades as an old man
Motherfucker. That scene was fantastic:
I thought I had
Stay back on leddit, eceleb fag.
Fuck off back to /x/ incel
what makes you think you are right?
Imagine being this much of an obsessed incel
Director = Guy Ritchie (not Jewish)
Producer = Dan Lin (not Jewish)
Screenplay by = John August (not Jewish)
That was a shitty video. You shouldn't include scenes deliberately making fun of the cliche, and the Harry Potter one didn't fit at all.
Why would she need to?
>securing an alliance with a fool who looks like he is from Norway
Did they specify were he is from, because if the guy is actually Norway it makes no fucking sense, especially when an military aid will be useless by the time they arrive
Women don't even have souls according to Islam.
A tamer version of Akaburs Magic Shop.
1/10
This is Jake Alladin
the credits in another version of "Friend Like Me" but it's the worst thing you could ever imagine
They are unironically right about that desu
No bully. She cute
>Jafar just walks up to Aladdin and takes the lamp
fucking kek.
>cast black actor
>make a rap song
it writes itself
Of fucking course there's WAHMEN POWER in this tripe
I predicted all this shit back in December.
>image very related.
Movie Theater Manager here. Disney Films usually can be viewed on the Tuesdays before the premiere. Watched it last night. Can confirm this is all true. The movie is utter garbage and I'm glad I got paid to watch it.
Damn that Aladdin is good looking. Is this porn?
>makes Jasmine the new Sultana
Can't wait for the muslims to bomb Disney
Is Jafar jewish?
damn the bible's so sexist
To make it less on the nose.
Is there the Prince Ali reprise? I couldn't find it on the channel that has all the music uploaded to it.
imagine using spoilers for a 30 year old movie
movie sounds fine, though snake jafar would have been more kino
>the muslims to bomb Disney
Oh god please dont get my hopes up.
rottentomatoes.com
It already bombed critically, probably will bomb in the box office. How many ways can it bomb?
Honestly I expect this to break even. Its Summer, normalfags and Disney shills will line up in droves or people just wanting to kill time.
>white dude portrayed as a loser
>jasmine becomes sultana
/pol/incels BTFO
fucking christ they literally ruined EVERYTHING.
not to talk about all the new contemporary globo agenda pumped in regardless of the original material!
>Performing worse at my theater than Detective Pikachu in it's second week
It's going to be a huge bomb unless the Americlaps fuck it up with their nostalgia
>- You have to rub the lamp while making the wish, so Aladdin has Abu rub the lamp when he wishes to escape the Cave of Wonders, so technically the Genie granted Abu a wish.
i watched a camrip of the parts with genie only becauser really, why the fuck else would you watch this
this is definitely the most retarded fucking change
same with the "genies magic is what prevents people from knowing who you are" shit
noone questioned these things in the original, it was perfectly fine
why bring up these weird rules in the first place? fuck. will smith was actually alright too.
lol
>Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done" and Jafar insists "women should be seen, not heard" (setting up Jasmine's new power ballad "Speechless").
>All the fucking articles and tweets about "I'll make a man out of you"
That's the only thing that would inspire me to watch this garbage.
>tfw they fucked with my boy Jafar
Guess they're not wrong about everything
Aladdin is basically a "first lady" now. So empowering. I don't even understand on what ground did Jasmine want to be a Sultan since her father is. Aladdin amrrying her would have made him prince, but now he's just the husband of a sultan which is utterly gay. That's why they took such a bland actor.
>Honestly I expect this to break even.
Well that's really bad since you know Disney expects a billion for this
>I wonder if Iger dumped the stock on purpose, and sold off his shares last year.
Source? This jew bastard is certainly leving a mess after him. All those reckless acquisition caused a lot of layoffs and will continue to. For what benefit? Disney shlock everywhere, anything that company touched becomes utter garbage immediately. The next thing they're ruining are X-Men, Alien and Indiana Jones. there is no escape unless the company falls apart
>When will people realize that making a big fuss only serves ti undermine the movement
What is the movement? This extreme forced feminism is the movmenet itself. Women don't need that. It's created by jewish men to create a sort of chaos in society. All the energy we are wasting in the gender war isn't utilized against world jewry, that's they funded feminism and promote it everywhere. You don't seriously that puting women first is equality?
>implying they're going to have such a toxic line in the remake
Song will be changed if not removed.
Also the crossdressing infiltration scene will be removed.
I liked Will Smith's version of Friend like me. Helps that the man can sing.
>hereditary monarchy is progressive as long as the heir is female
lmao
>Women don't even have souls according to Islam.
Actually christians obscurantists thought that for a while, just like the world being flat. There isn't such a thing in Islam I dare you to provide anything resembling to it.
In the Quran there is the Queen of Sheba (Biqlis). King Solomon invites her to become muslim and showed her some miracles. She converted and went back to her people. At no point does it say she was not worthy of being a ruler.
Why is it so political? Aladdin had nothing to do with politics. Also won't the norway country be pissed that they declined the marriage? Seems like an easy way to bring a war.
Also Genies freedom should be enough of a motive, he didn't need anyone to sleep with anyone, he could have the perfect gf in two seconds.
>Seems like an easy way to bring a war.
Implying feminism is a pacifist movement. Currently Hillary Clinton is considered a feminist icon. It's the biggest warmonger the democrats has ever seen and she campaigned as "commander in chief"
That particular woman claimed to be a descendent of gods
This crap looks like Bollywood. No way I'd watch it and ruin the good memories I have of the original
Disney has zero respect for arab culture, Jasmine is half indian half white, aladdin is a beta midget, the look of the movie is Bollywood, not Arabian Nights and Jasmine is a feminazi who takes the throne of her own father that is alive! Imagine making a movie about feudal Japan but everything looked like it was China and there was also people, that would be weird.
This and the abhorrent Jafar miscast ruined the movie for me.
LET ME PONTIFICATE
UPON YOUR SORRY STATE
YOU"RE ONLY SECOND-RATE
Aladdin is just a rip off of this kino anyway
Can't wait for more jewish yell-singing by Idina Menzel
>Imagine making a movie about feudal Japan but everything looked like it was China
Funny you should mention that, given the original Aladdin was set in China.
max cringe /10
Also see how much they loved Dragon Hitler in GoT
I think it takes place in the East to look exotic but the tale is just like it's happening in Arabia.
The only thing they hated about Dany is that they knew by becoming Hitler she would have to be killed because she became an obvious villain
Do you think normalfags will ever get peeved at the feminist undertones pervading the industry?
I know a lot of women who like the original Aladdin. It's a romance tale as old as time. Jasmine becoming a Sultan has fuck-all to do with why that is. Literally nothing to do with it. It's so thematically tone-deaf I can't even fathom it. This would be like in the middle of Finding Nemo, if Marlin went on a five-minute rant about Grouper immigration.
A mockbuster
>A mockbuster (also known as knockbuster or a drafting opportunity is a movie created with the intention of exploiting the publicity of another major motion picture with a similar title or subject. Mockbusters are often made with a low budget and quick production to maximize profit. Unlike films that are produced to capitalize on the popularity of a recent release by adopting similar genre or storytelling elements, mockbusters are generally produced concurrently with upcoming films, and released direct-to-video at the same time the real film reaches theaters or video outlets. A mockbuster may be similar enough in title, packaging, etc. in hopes that consumers confuse it with the actual film it mimics.
"These humans Dory, they round us all up and lock us away, Just like my son! Meanwhile those dirty groupers just get to stroll on into our land and take our homes! It's discrimination Dory!"
Don't give them ideas user
Dunno about pre islamic arabia but the Ottoman empire had the Sultanate of women. Sultanas ruling the whole empires via their Child sultans. It was a notoriously unstable period in Ottoman history
now it's 59% and rotten lol
>feminist icon
Why everyone wants feminist icon, why no one wants female hero?
Hope it bombs like dumbo so they can just stop remaking all their old animated movies into live action. They need original ideas but I feel they just don't have any and will want to live off of Pixars genius.
*stones you're path*
Breaking news, Agrabah is a fictional city despite right wingers willing to bomb it into the stone age
- Jasmine feels she should be given the title of Sultan but the Sultan is reluctant since "it has never been done"
- The Genie falls in love with Jasmine's handmaiden Dalia.
- The sultan decides "fuck patriarchy" and makes Jasmine the new Sultana, with Aladdin as her husband.
- It turns out the whole movie was the Genie telling the story to his and Dalia's children.
What the fuck?
oh well at least it will help Endgame lose to avatar
After seeing this movie I want r&d to come up with some kind of anti-memetic bomb to erase Agrabah anyway
they're trying to make it more islamic and in islamic law jurists sometimes considered excusing adultery of when a wife got pregnant while a husband was away by saying that a jinni raped the woman
Can't wait to wank it off to Jasmine!
Calm down with your bloodthirst shlomo
Is it western propaganda that muhammad said
sunnah.com
>Narrated Abu Bakra:
>During the battle of Al-Jamal, Allah benefited me with a Word (I heard from the Prophet). When the Prophet heard the news that the people of the Persia had made the daughter of Khosrau their Queen (ruler), he said, "Never will succeed such a nation as makes a woman their ruler."
sunnah.com
>Narrated Abu Sa`id Al-Khudri:
>Once Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) went out to the Musalla (to offer the prayer) of `Id-al-Adha or Al-Fitr prayer. Then he passed by the women and said, "O women! Give alms, as I have seen that the majority of the dwellers of Hell-fire were you (women)." They asked, "Why is it so, O Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) ?" He replied, "You curse frequently and are ungrateful to your husbands. I have not seen anyone more deficient in intelligence and religion than you. A cautious sensible man could be led astray by some of you." The women asked, "O Allah's Messenger (ﷺ)! What is deficient in our intelligence and religion?" He said, "Is not the evidence of two women equal to the witness of one man?" They replied in the affirmative. He said, "This is the deficiency in her intelligence.
sunnah.com
>It was narrated from Aishah that :
the Messenger of Allah said: “Any woman whose marriage is not arranged by her guardian, her marriage is invalid, her marriage is invalid, her marriage is invalid.
quran.com/4/34
>Men are in charge of women by [right of] what Allah has given one over the other and what they spend [for maintenance] from their wealth. So righteous women are devoutly obedient, guarding in [the husband's] absence what Allah would have them guard. But those [wives] from whom you fear arrogance - [first] advise them; [then if they persist], forsake them in bed; and [finally], strike them. But if they obey you [once more], seek no means against them. Indeed, Allah is ever Exalted and Grand.
Good. Who knows every name of every shithole in the middle east anyway. The only thing you have to know is they are shitholes with shithole people
people were saying that there's no female muslim rulers. remake alladin emphasises that it is an islamic society more than the original
>"brush up your friday salam"
The original said sunday salam because they didn't give a fuck about getting any islamic things right
She looks like such a annoying cunt it's a boner killer to me
Go back to /pol Ben, nobody cares about your copy pasta
hnnngghh sweet jesus
>women have more power, respect, and freedom in america than ever before in the history of the fucking country
>a live action remake of a beloved classic animated children's film is the chosen platform to bitch about equality
>from the same company that does this with every wide release
>this is somehow not forced and noticing things like this is a meme
smelly dumb roastie scum
>The Sultan is keen on marrying Jasmine to a dim-witted prince from a Norway-esque country to cement a military alliance.
White people be dumb am I right guys?
I think Norway is no coincidence, it's not a random white country, Trump has been bitching about Norway ever since he became POTUS, why is that? Because it's a very nordic country with white blonde people but they also happen to be a very wealthy and successful country who also accepts refugees.
propaganda doesn't magically not become propaganda just because you personally agree with it