Any films that give you this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=3EFPQpVFdPs

Moby Wan Kenobi

Moby is pretty kino.

too bad nat is a roastie.

youtube.com/watch?v=eRA3XKe3jXs

youtube.com/watch?v=8Bgi3z4M-Mo&t=6s

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Didn't he discuss coordinating youth groups with the CIA or some shit?

I had this album senior year of college a long fuckin g time ago, last year I was ever happy accually. Life is pain

my dad turns up Moby really loud on roadtrips

Heroin chic

>moby
no thanks

Girl came down to Florida from Vermont. Dated me for two months then suddenly left and broke off all forms of contact. Worst feel of my life. Worse than when I ended an almost 5 year relationship.

IM SO CRAZY AND FUCKED UP LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THIS WILD SHIT I'VE DONE

>is just a weird loser

When we were all made of stars?

Goddamn I'm fucking old and miserable. Also had no idea Moby was famous

NOBODY LISTENS TO TECHNO

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>that pic
No wonder she denies it

And now I dream of death everyday?

aww

This is an extreme way for him to go

sorry user

Good God how badly that lyric aged. While it was true then in America, once Skrillex was a thing you couldn't get away from that shit.

Imagine. Imo it would be very gentle and weepy.

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Damn Moby went like THIS?
youtube.com/watch?v=1avtwm-5B3A

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lol this faggot thinks he's still relevant

She doesn't seem particularly pleased to be there in either of these photos

And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie

>It sucks I know. Being 30 now is pain.

nigga wait till you hit 40.

I could take the white hairs on my chin and chest, but the sudden hair thinning and hairline recession has me in full panic mode.

I went to a wedding last weekend and only 2 other men had hair, they rest fell for the shave it off and grow a go-t meme.

I joked about wearing a toupee' to roll with this life change - but my skin is now too sensitive and I won't be able to slap any head glue on my scalp. I didn't think it would turn out this way.

My hair is also going back to blonde before the gray from light brown and I even have a David Bowie - Cruella blonde streak. Life is cruel, to give me something so kino that's only going to last for 2018 then I end up looking like Skinner from X-Files.

>Tfw going from Kramer to Constanza in 12 months - but still saying nigger.

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Reminder that moby wrote songs for the ost for Heat and is an alcoholic God amongst men

>the sudden hair thinning and hairline recession has me in full panic mode.
Just take Propecia. It woks well at keeping your hair and increasing the amount of hair on your head.

I haven't had any side effects, don't let the 1 or 2 percent that do scare you off, unless you want to look like Moby yourself in 2 years.

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no, that was Beck

You'd think being a success musician would make you less likely to act like such an incel

Dammit, Moby, as if white guys dont have enough mass hate against them now, you make it much worse with this shit.

>Skrillex

lmao

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I'll be dead long before 30 my life has been misery for years.

40***

have you ever read anything moby has said? He's so beta and worthless its cringe on steroids.

are you saying Moby had dirty sex with Natalie Portman?

These playing on MTV always made me sad as a kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=5wrwcEZ3Btw

youtube.com/watch?v=095UWFQHruc

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red shirt guy destroys blizz AND putted his peenus into her porthole? how the F can one bald man be so based?

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can't hate moby, nigga helped make one of the best endings with his music, who cares what some jew thot says
youtu.be/JHJCrpvYyMo

I'm 42 and been bald since 27 so kill yourself, you fucking pussy.

Fuck

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Why is Natalie such a lying slut?

They really did date, though.

You won't. You'll try to kill yourself, fail, and end up in an asylum for a week (if you're lucky, it can be much longer) with zero access to a phone and surrounded by a bunch of glue-sniffers. Literally the only foolproof way is a shotgun, and with how shit your life is you'd probably wake up from that too. Just go lift a weight and start a BJJ or boxing class.
>Source: Me

to be fair if i went out with 1999 natalie portman i'd tattoo on my forehead

Your dad and my dad should grab a cock sometime

Roastie. It's in their genes

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Everything is Wrong is a classic

fuck back off to reddit and social media

He had the best selling album last year

>you'd probably wake up from that too
How often does that happen?

I remember this

lmao pls be real

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an actual eminem stan.

From a shotgun, not very often I'd imagine lol. I was just trying not to give user any ideas. But from handguns it happens more than one would think surprisingly. Depends where you shoot yourself. A lot of stories from people who have been shot in the head by others and survived as well.

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>this photo of eminem being old now is old now

moby you're too old, let it go its over
nobody listens to techno

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I've never had a road trip with my dad...

>In my dreams I'm dying all the time

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Probably gave him some sounds

>Moby
>mental nobody

says mental nobody

Black bull visible

Wasn't Moby standing in the background of a random scene in Twin Peaks The Return?

Is that cameltoe actually not shopped at all? Do women not wear underwear sometimes either?

p-p-pusy

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>shooped camel toe
still hot though

Was the 90s the best decade for music?

he was on stage with one of the bands in one of the Roadhouse scenes

disbelief.jpg

that has to be shopped

based
youtube.com/watch?v=x1rFAaAKpVc

what would it have been like dating 18 year old natalie hershlag bros

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>David Lynch looking at him like “what a chore listening to this dumb little faggot I sure hope he doesn’t try to rub his jewdick in my leg”

1969 was the best decade for music

69 lol

lmao fucking legend. Imagine getting to fuck basically prime Natalie portman as some 37 year old dj

fucking legend. Shame he didn't have a juicier photo where she was all over him to share.

I'm so happy for Moby. It's not like he said anything obscene or defamatory about her in his book, he just said that they dated and he felt like he had lucked out, but even that she had to try and deny and call him creepy.

Lol how creepy was he when you were on your 18 year old knees enthusiastically sucking his cock?
hahahah
Based.

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Somebody pretended to be CIA and told him to use his vast twitter powers to subdue the Trump-monster. Moby thought it was real.

What was that song where he sampled some old blues singer? Yeah that one, it fucking sucked and that blues singer must be vomiting in his fucking grave for having made this whiter than white soÿboy rich and famous.

so much of this.

imagine

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They’re both ugly but I wonder who sucks the better cock.

Moby should've stfu'd about it. it could be worse--Natnat could've accused him of raping her back then.

>Knows more than that one moby song
Fag

go tweet at trump, moby

i wonder if liam neeson comes out and says he banged natalie at the episode i premiere and natalie doesnt say anything because she still masturbates to the memory of him

I have no idea who this guy is, but he does seem like a creep.

Moby Got to fuck this Natalie while she looked up at him and made this face.

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yjk

>I would probably regret dating me too

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it’s legit — he also bragged about rubbing his penis on Trump’s leg without Trump knowing about it. finally, moby is entertaining

Play was the album of a generation.
Nat definitely fucked him.
They never dated.
Both are cunts of the highest order.

Story over.

Propecia fucks up your dick. Makes it lose feeling. I used it for over a year. It does help the hair loss but i didn't see any regrowth. Pic is kinda misleading.

no, boomer, no

Extreme Ways are back again

That’s every Moby song. I thought you were making a clever joke until you sperged out.

based tyrone

What's a moby?

no, neta is a nice jewish girl

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Go

back

to

Redit

Jesus Christ
Redit

I know you're a fucking bitch because you said Skinner from X-Files like it's a bad thing, Skinner was the fucking man

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actually I don’t but fuck you and fuck moby

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MEN (clap) STOP (clap) DOING (clap) THIS (clap) SHIT

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OOOOOH LAWDY I'VE TRAVELLED SO FAR

That’s the only one I’ve heard — does he always do this to poor dead bluesniggers? What a douche

I know that pussy detail is shopped, but I'm still gonna tug to it

>Play was the album of a generation.
kill yourself

>see this thread
>think to myself "wow he managed to fuck nearly the prime version of natalie portman"
>remember since I saw Leon when I was 18 thinking that Natalie Portman was her most beautiful and fuckable then
>go google natalie portman leon to find examples
>see all the pictures and she looks so childish, like a prepubescent kid almost, way different from what I remembered.
>think that I'd actually prefer to fuck Phantom Menace Hershlag much more

Am I growing out of being an ephebophile as I get older?

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Why is this news? What happened?
Hes an old baldheaded fag. He can blow me. Hes too old, let go. It's over, nobody listens to techno

>Hershlag internet defence force accusing others of being reddit
lol fuck off back to redbit, whiteknight faggot.

Excuse me but Yea Forums is an Hershlag board

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nothing to do with her and everything to do with your horrible post. now fuck off back to redit.

Herschlag dated the guy from RLM?

>calling me reddit when theres a picture of pepe in my post
i see your a newfag

I believe Moby, Herschlag is just embarrassed about it. She's probably the one who gave him the herp

As weird as Moby is, Portman is even more weird.

She probably doesnt want to be associated with him and seen as a slut trying to further her career when she was under 18. Despite the evidence that she was passed around by producers.

This is basically Drake and MBB in the 90s. If she was under 18 at the time, where were her parents? This isnt when you could sneak snapchats to men like today.

based Moby

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Sure thing, well done for defending the lady's honor redditfaggot, you can go back now.

>Grim shady

Just google moby CIA there's loads of articles on it. He's a deluded faggot

I had a similar situation but was invited down to her dorm at a different college from me. I was a jr she was a fresh, She made up this whole story a few months in that i was sending her and her dormmate long winded facebooks messages and tried to sabotage my longtime dude friend group. Problem was, all of her “party” connections were my longtime friends, who knew i hated talking through text at the time and preferred phone calls(this is razer flip phone era). She lost some great party connections at her school by trying to paint me as a weirdo, when im just a chill dude, and ended up getting pregnant from some army wanna be and now lives in a trailer a few months later apparently.

Tldr; 17-25 year old women are idiots.

My god what a beautiful song

obvious tranny is obvious

What a show. Jeff Probst is my favorite guest.

>Just go lift a weight and start a BJJ or boxing class.
Also take HGH, ROIDS and DMT. While in a sensory deprivation tank.

T. Joe Rogan

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Nigga I'm 35 trying to see 40.

>some fag boomer or zoomer who’s never listened to Play start to finish
It’s overlong. That’s the only fault.

>Pull up that video of the chimp lifting weights
>I talk down to people because I sucked off Dana White for a little bit of money and coerce incels into listening to my cringe podcast

Meatheads really arent as stupid as they seem

She was 18, fag

>he never texts us so no way he texted some slut to stay incognito
Imagine typing this thinking we were going to believe you or care.

turning 37 this year, eat a dick junior

I hope I see 37 desu.

Too much chill Moby, It's time for some fun Moby.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ju2L6NhSebQ

youtube.com/watch?v=v5vYTy2-X8s

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>I hope I see 37 desu.
meh, not much of a difference really

>1969
>decade

lmao

Everyone looks older than they are when you are younger.

you've contracted the gay

Who cares did Moby ever get stomped by Obie

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damn, I remember those music videos...

not him but he did. eminem dropped a 13 track album, 2 tracks were skits and 3 were garbage shit he only released to prevent the thing from being an EP rather than an LP. with 8 songs he outsold every single album that released that year. and those 8 songs were mostly bitching about how people were too stupid to get his other music. google it if you dont believe me

I didn't ask for these feelings.

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>be the CIA
>be one of the most powerful intelligence services in the world
>employ the services of a washed up beta literal who, fallen out of popularity ages ago, with 0 public influence at all, to make sure orange man doesn't get into office

I want this to be real so badly

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God damn you, cancer.

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If George Clooney hooked up with Portman in 1999 then lost his hair, would she pull the same shit?

Is it just because Moby's bald? I only ask because /r9k/ cites this as her only reason.

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no its because he's a creepy freak. She was probably depressed after the episode 1 bullshit

Ah right, him and Ron Perlman both

more prime hershlag!

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how did a jewess get such amazing facial structure

healthy diet of young boy milk

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freshly squeezed?

milk feed
milk feed

is natnat a pedo

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i hope so

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I lived in upstate NY, I started talking to a girl who lived in NYC. I spent a ton of money on transportation and a private hostel room in NYC (a ton for me, a college student) and we met once,talked for five minutes, then she went back to her apartment for a "school project". I never saw her again

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skirllex isn't techno

>grow a go-t

goattee, you illiterate swine

who are you?

If it was brief, it wasn't a relationship. And it's most definitely not a relationship if they didn't have sex. And I guarantee you she didn't fuck Moby of all people

when will she be exposed

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Women get to choose reality now lol based

Oy vey that hair

good touch

the self deprecation shows it's not as much an ego trip as natalie literally gaslighting him

>It was after 1996's Beautiful Girls that Portman grew reluctant to accept roles where her character was a sexualized youngster. In an interview with The Guardian, feature writer Simon Hattenstone asked Portman if she was aware that because of them she was a "paedophile's dream", to which Portman responded that it "dictated a lot of my choices afterwards 'cos it scared me ... it made me reluctant to do sexy stuff, especially when I was young".

dumb pedos stopped her from doing nude scenes

80>90>70>60>00>50>10

it was the reporter posing the question the way he did that caused it

otherwise she would have stayed ignorant

with roasties you lose

looks like natalie dated roger federer as well

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old techno moby/twin peaks sample moby >>> less old, downtempo moby/no twin peaks sample moby

youtube.com/watch?v=o72NpKj0nxw

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so, is Yea Forums going to believe the roastie or the meth addict?

"date" I mean, this is typical women and beta men not seeing eye to eye. Women will make up bullshit about who they did or didn't date "it didn't count" cause it makes em feel better. Beta's think hanging out is dating. Seems like a classic case of who gives a fuck.

looks like Bailey Jay when he was young

all women are liars, get comfy with it.

I'm With Hershlag

nigger

Imagine her peeing her leggings while sitting on your lap and putting her arm pits in your face. That would be so gross ha ha ha...

>Natalie Portman will never regret fucking you

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I'm reading a twitter thread by a literal faggot, lefties saying you can't even fuck legal girls anymore, power dynamics etc. pretty sure she was at least 18, also believe moby

twitter.com/Philip_Ellis/status/1131174694017753094

Time to take your meds, grampa.

so how many boyfriends does natalie portman have so far in her whore life?

>kate moss
>uma thurman
>natalie portman
that dude is dating the entire 90s

>"""creeping""" on an adult woman
what the fuck is wrong with these people on twitter?

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No she wasnt. Simple math shows she was 17

>blue check is a hyperliberal and literal faggot
big shock

M&M may be a liberal faggot, but I'd love to see him fuck you up Mobi. You're such a cock sucking cunt. KYS

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I don't know. I used to not care, but they shape things which freaks me the fuck out. First thing I'd do if I was famous would be dating someone 18-23. Why are they pretending this is not normal?

Goddammit I refuse to believe even most zoomers are this clueless, Moby's had hits within the past decade

nobody cares moby

It's real m8.

Moby has never been relevant or good. I don't understand how he has not vanished by now. He's probably the blandest artist ever.

Ah fuck now here are some feels I could do without tonight. Moby wasn't enough, just fucking throw space ghost into the mix. thanks guys.

>Go look up the space ghost coast to coast video
>See pic related

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>I'm 42 and been bald since 27 so kill yourself, you fucking pussy.

I'm sorry bro.

I don't have the skull to pull of the chrome dome. The fact that I can't do a hair system is really bumming me out, my hair has been a big part of my lie and how I see myself.

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PEOPLE STILL FUCKING CARE

FUCK YOU

I FUCKED NATALIE PORTMAN

What does brief romantic history mean? Did they fuck or not?

BWEEEEEEEEEEE
youtube.com/watch?v=nBB2bPwKWVg

>I didn't date Moby he was a creepy fucking weirdo
>The Internet: Moby you fucking creep

>Moby: But we did date albeit briefly I have proof, photos of us and stories
>The Internet: Moby you fucking creep
Poor guy ...

>I know you're a fucking bitch because you said Skinner from X-Files like it's a bad thing, Skinner was the fucking man

I said skinner, because that's the BEST I could hope for. I am not going to shave my head and grow stupid facial hair to blend in with the current year normies. I will comb that shit over if I have to.

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the worst part is that he has literal proof they dated, both as fully consenting adults, but tons of people are still throwing out the "creeping on girls" insults and calling him "predatory". literally a step above calling him a diddler for dating a 19 year old.

She's a strange one, no one has thought about Moby for over a decade, those who have thought about him forgot he briefly dated Natalie way back then. But just because she wanted those sweet sweet #metoo points she dragged this innocent man under the bus who was forced to say he wasn't a liar has given him even more heat... Are women actually evil?

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I know, it really grinds my fucking gears. Internet court needs to die a painful death

>Are women actually evil?
Yes, and water is wet

teenage portman should've let him fuck her in all positions just for that

jew

I have been using this Biotin shampoo for a few years now after seeing a local instagram thot say they use it for hair strength and fast growth.

For myself it not only stopped (or seemed like it stopped) hair thinning but appears to have restored hair in thinning places slightly. Not only that it actually grows hair noticeably quicker.

The only downside is I have to cut my nostril hair and nails more frequently.

Pic related is what I use from Walmart. Priced $5.99 to $10.00 sometimes on sale with %50 more.

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