What treats do you sneak into a movie theater?
always skittles
Pâté
Ketamine
some of this good stuff
cummies
Beer
Vodka
There's a theater where I go to that serves meals and the seats have tables where you can eat while you watch the movie. They're even okay with you bringing in your own food surprisingly enough.
I brought blow to the last movie I saw but we couldn’t do it during the showing because my sister-in-law came along.
I put Chinese food into a Ziploc bag and put the Ziploc in my underwear. Chopsticks or a fork in my pocket
Kettle corn
A six pack of beer and a bag of chips from home
Its not easy. I got caught once and went to jail for the beer
A bottle of my older sister's urine
Cunny
i cannot remember a cinema caring, only a distant memory of some bag checks but that was fucking ages ago
I lived in Queens when I was little and my dad would always take us to a theater that showed older double features. The place allowed you to bring food and drink inside, and right next door there happened to be a supermarket with a kitchen.
My pops would buy a roasted chicken with all the fixings (potatoes, corn bread, bbq beans and veggies), a six pack of beer and soda and bring them into the theater with spoons and paper plates and whatnot. Nobody gave a shit inside since they didnt even sell concessions.
I'm convinced that place was a money laundering front.
how do you get the urine
I know how to make authentic movie theater popcorn at home and I used to sneak it into the theater in my brother's girlfriend's purse when I would go as a third wheel on their dates. Then the bitch got cold feet or something like that and stopped letting me do it. She's cool otherwise though.
Why are you implying that movie theather popcorn is better than homemade popcorn?
Because that's my opinion.
baked beans usually
wine in a 1 litre stainless steel drink bottle... burrito if im hungry
Based
that sounds comfy as heck. i miss dinner and a movie nights with my family.
Unironically fries
Wtf, why not just bring a flask