600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL #2 (ASSANTI BROS new episode!!!!!)

600 POUND LIFE FAT KINO GENERAL - ASSANTI UPDATE EDITION

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TV Guide episode description:

The Assanti Brothers Part 4: As Steven heals from his weight loss surgery his brother Justin finally decides to come to Texas to get the same procedure but his feelings towards Steven immediately begin to sabotage his hopes of surgery.

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BASED

OW MY LEG!!!

3rd for Stephen's powerful voice

This show is absolutely disgusting, how do you watch this?

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS NIGGA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>BRAND NEW EPISODE STARTS AT 8:00PM EASTERN - EXACTLY 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES FROM THIS POST ON TLC CHANNEL
sorry it's on now actually

OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS THE ULTIMATE JUST

he's a deflated balloon now

The reason why I watch it.

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Why did Dr. Now agree to operate on Steven even though he was 700 lbs? He didn't even work for it.

OH NO NO NO

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

OHONONONON LOOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

wait I thought this nigga died

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>that buzzcut

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FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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DARK SOULS LOOKING ASS NIGGER

JUST

Dr. Now still tried to save this fucking asshole's life
based Doc

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Fuck Steven Assanti

>those legs
what the fuck

>THAT HAIRLINE
OH NO NO NO NO

JESOS FOCKING COSTR

BRO

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"buzzcut some spots too hard" yeah okay

BRUH LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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THIS IS THE EPITOME OF J U S T

It's unironically the best reality show on TV.

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what a disaster of a human being

Probably to get rid of him faster. But here we are.

Looking like a chemo patient

>Part IV
>FOUR
is the Assanti saga the End Game of My 600 LB Kino?

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JUST

this mass of kronenburg dermatalogical excrement had a gf

i wonder what his head looked like after that buzzcut

OH NO NO LOOK AT HIS HAIR HAHAHAHAHA

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how did he mess up buzzing his own hair...

Hey, Simply Sara is /ourgirl/

dr. jesus

it does motivate desu

>CUT HIS HAIR TOO HARD
FUCKING KEK

>PS4 AND 1 GAME
AHAHAHA

Holy ding-dong diddly JUST

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He still sounds drugged up lmao

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Is he on the opiates again?

holy fuck those feet

>those LAYGS
I think that's automatic this week

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No, Jazz/fatkino crossover is the series finale for both.

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>those feet
B R E H S
R
E
H
S

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>just buzz it bro

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is the asanti saga the capeshit of fatkino?

PUNISHED STEVEN

good lord assanti.
>it's becoming a pain in the butt

damn

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is this gonna be 60 minutes of how he's such a good boy now

Those feet are nightmare fuel, like a dinosaur with leg cancer

d-does he have cancer or something? what is this white fuckery?

didn't want him to die without completing his cycle

>steve's fucking hair

lmao. did his scalp get burned or something?

It's also more hilarious than any sitcom or comedy I've seen in many years

holy fuck

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what does he weigh right now? he still seems disgusting

>ywn finger her fupa buried inverted clitty

Where does he buy his underwear?

as a grim reminder

Imagine the smell

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Imagine TLC cinematic universe

Steven has at least 200lbs worth of skin

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KILLER CROC MODE

He needs like half the amount of drugs to get him high. But he probably know and took the same dosage.

Or maybe he's not even taking any drugs, but the drugs that was trapped in his fat is now metabolizing so he's getting a constant residual high.

BASED JUSTIN

/OUR GUY/

>having conducted a full examination, it would appear you are faking being obese. please leave this hospital immediately.
WHAT TRICKS WILL STEVEN DO TONIGHT ?

>Part 4
Holy fatman Batman!

at what weight will you have excess skin forever

it looks so much worse than just being a fat fuck

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he looks like he has revese jointed kneed with all that excess shit. like some kinda robot

It's the Simpson's lemon meme in human form.

Steven looks even worse now if it's possible. He's like a flesh abomination.

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>My subreddit is doing great

>where does he buy underwear
Big & Taint

Imagine the smell

I REMEMBER THESE FAGGOTS JESUS CHRIST I HAVE BEEN HERE TOO LONG

post more pictures of this gargantua

>Assanti Cinematic Universe

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watching this makes fasting so much easier lmao

They can remove it

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It's so good because they seem like actors in a movie. It's amazing.

This screams for a Yea Forums (Yea Forums) edit.

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someone shoop Yea Forums on that screen right fucking now

Justin likes to attnetionho on reddit a lot

>3 day ban for cunny thread
>submit

>Assantis: Endgame

What the hell are they doing opening a hobby store

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No, Assantis are entertaining.

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There is one

This nigga totally posts here.

JANNY

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The screenshot was just taken

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>you gained 43lbs
kek

Crazy how Steven has better teeth than Boogie.

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You know the ones where they gain because they eat lazagna on camera

Good job user.

WEARING A KIMONO AND A FEDORA ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Hi :)

I'll not spoil the ending for you guys.

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fucking kek

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His poor cat probably hides from him all day.

That was a recap of an episode that aired years ago, retard

How new are you?

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How was Steven Assanti famous before 600 lb life? I remember his vids on the internet back in the day..

same size

Uhh... where are the anime girl dolls, Justin?

based

Shit, I want those gundams

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Have any of you fags visited this fatty's shop?

does he work on an anime store?

Fuuuuck I wish I didn’t hover over that

>warehouse full of gundam models
where the fuck is that?

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nobody wants anything from his shitty hobby store

only like 5 people live in RI so i doubt it

basedaf
youtube.com/watch?v=gMiR4xFlXKg

>Tornado warning interrupts fatkino
NOOOOOOOO WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW BROS?! WHAT AM I MSSING?!

$50 says he's a fucking sneed poster

>she
IT'S NOT FAIR

He was on dr phil hate house mid 00s

Looks like Bjork.

I thought the shop was open for like years? Why did it sound like he was just opening it?

he OWNS an anime store, literally /ourguy/

>GRANBLUEFAGS
OHNONONNONO

it survives because of pity from reddit
that's why it says "your online shop"

God Justin is such a whiney bitch

He was on Dr. Phil and had one YouTube video go viral

least he tried

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faceberg.com/HobbyHavenRI/

Pawtucket RI

you will never skype with sexy steven

Steven is getting his shit together, Justin is gaining weight

LEL

was that a signed lady and the tramp picture?

based otaku entrepeneur

If you were 600 lbs the tornado would hold no power over you.

because this is episode is taking place years ago

This show makes me feel an emotion I've never felt
Disgust, sorrow, disbelief

fa/tg/uy here, I paint some of the models he sells.

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PUT A SHIRT ON

I have Justin's exact laptop kek. HP 15-ay011nr.

So are they able to piss or does the fat roll over their dick?

MTG kino

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fair enough.

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post proof

>Nearly forget about fatkino because some anons said last weeks episode was the last one

Fuck you, how much did I miss lads?

Justin is worse than Steven. Steven is clearly mentally ill and an opioid addict, but Justin's entire personality is considering himself to be better than a mentally ill opioid addict. Even when the addict is losing weight and he's not.

Based

American ads are cringe

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You better not be doctor shopping again Steve

>no 40k

it depends on how fat they are down there, some can pee if they arent too obstructed, most just pee inside their folds and shower it off later

STEVE LIVING IN THIS PIGGIES HEAD RENT FREE

They seem to be recapping, Justin is fucking up

Justin looks fat as fuck right now.

ill take two mtg boosters pls

Have you seen Steven's legs?

Pretty much just a recap of the old episodes up to this point.

yank adverts are so surreal

He keeps going on about not becoming like Steven but he seems bigger.

his fault for not selling warhammer

>wearing a shirt in the house

only child detected

I thought only Games Workshop stories could sell that.

This is from the Bones line he sells. I painted it a few years ago when I first got into the hobby.

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Which minis lad?

So apparently Steven lost all the weight and keeps it off using fasting (straight up not eating)

Doesn’t look like he’s done anything to lose weight.

this. especially drug ads

God this show is based, I don't know why I don't watch it all the time. I think I remember watching one where the fat dudes dad left the house for like an hour or something and got all pissed off because by the time he had gotten back fat dude had ordered a large pizza and eaten the whole thing.

damn, they tape that far in advance? Crazy. I guess they put more work into this show than I thought.

How do people still purchase these producs if they keep telling you about all the ways it can fuck you up? Or is it just a way for people to ask their doctors to prescribe them it?

That reminds me, I need to finish building my Real Grade Tallgeese II.

so how much to you get paid to paint one of those?

I noticed this too, kind of crazy, I see stores around me doing bad enough WITH warhammer, this nibba expects he can keep the lights on with nothing but gundam and magic?

Nice job user

we are masters of subliminal bullshit

What'd I miss lads? I just got back from eating bbq.

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I honestly hate Justin. He's equally as shitty as Steven just in a different way

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Nope

why are american adverts so frequent/dull/and nonsensical in a really un-creative way

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That's why it's kino. Justin thinks he's better than Steven because he's not as fat and not an addict.

Then Steven starts dropping weigh and is lighter than Justin. At the same time, Justin gained 40 pounds in 1 year.

>raining hard outside
>warm mug of sugar free hot chocolate
>wrapped up in a blanket watching 600 lb life kino with my Yea Forums brethren
who /comfy/ here?

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they actually work on non-autistic people

Thanks bruv.
But cows fly all the time.

>runs a quintessential nerd shop
>expects customers to use FB
>Devil's Playground.JPG

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yeah, when the Assanti episode first aired, I believe it happened before the incident where he got kicked from a different hospital

>Where does he buy his underwear?
Autozone, in the "boat and rv covers" aisle.

Thanks. This is more recent, it's a WH model.

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Which stream is the best? Swear 123tvnow is slightly behind the thread

dork

I kind of want to buy a shit load of stuff from Justin's store just to help him out and give him a boost in life

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arconaitv is the better option

What do you think Justin's legs look like under the 8xl sweatpants? What do you think they would look with loose skin if he could somehow lose weight?

Americans are literally retarded. Once you understand this, everything they do makes sense

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which is pound abbreviated with LB if neither of those letters are in the word?

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the arconai TV one

>being an enabler

Did commercial breaks get twice as long in the past ten years

he needs to eat

You lads ever imagine having yourself in the position of having a 600lb gf and getting them to work out and lose weight?

>swedish woman birthing brown fag baby.webm
>swedish woman getting fucked by paki ikea advert
Gee Ahmed I don't know.

Return of the most based dad on this show.

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Wow he's just as bad as Steven now. Dr nao predicted this

most streams will be latent

no

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>chaoschad
based
here's one of mine

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Does Justin sell cute anime girls?

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WHEN WILL RECAP NAMEK END

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>youtu.be/OGKRr0NmgFM

>After the surgery, he sent me lots of bitches...
What the fuck did the dad mean by this?

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He's actually a great guy, feel bad for him having two pathetic sons

Yes, only bf instead

In America its legal to market prescription drugs but only on the condition that all known associated symptoms with people who take the drug are listed during the commercial. What ends up happening is relatively benign drugs can be listed with various diseases because people with those diseases take those drugs. So for example, anti-depressants which are used to treat suicidal thoughts have to mention that suicidal thoughts are a common symptom risk for people that use the drug because people associated with the drug have suicidal thoughts.

have the one of him in the shirt that says "buck off" it's orange

America was going to use stone as its weight system but we realized it was retarded to measure weight in rocks so we just picked some random letters and used that.

because normies have their tv on in the background all day. it's basically subliminal messaging.

>30 hour drive

Always forget how huge the US is

we're gonna get pounded tonight
they know we're watching

he's an enabler, he's far from a great guy

pretty sure they're up to 30% of time slots now

Latin

It's latin from the romans

what the fuck is Justin's problem?

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will she be in this ep?

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>Shave the minutes

ye

Yep he deserved Chad sons instead of 600 pound autists.

>I dont like the idea of being in the same city as my brother

Holy shit what an insufferable faggot, cry more

The Kino Dad

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>I'll put you in an old folks home

Justin is worse than Steven.

>Being transported like a horse

top jej

UHHH

FUCK YOU DAD

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE WITH STEVEN

PAY EXTRA FOR ANOTHER APARTMENT

>TLC fatkino thread
>fucking Lord of Plague
Top kek
I was going to make a Blightking joke before that

AH AH

>I'll turn you over to an old folks home.

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we got two dorks in here

Senior is noticeable less spry these days, shit bros he might not be long for this world

ITSA LOYNG TRIP WHADYA GANNA DO?

fucking hell

It's also that the US is the worst first world country on the planet when it comes to transportation and connections.
Everywhere else in the first world (even Australia), they could easily take a train to any place in the country.
Americans can't do the same because they think public transportation is for commies and poor people, so it's "shameful" to take it instead of your car.

thank you big brained anons and I already know you are EXTREMELY redpilled because you're posting here

imagine the 2 hour work commutes some people put themselves through

It's from Latina, "libra", which was their "pound". "Libra Pondo" is "one pound by weight" - and the Brits got the Pound note from Pondo. And why they're currency symbol is an L with a line through it.

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He seems good on camera, but he's still an enabler.

Not that huge but maybe. I’m definitely happy for the regulars I see at the gym that have lost weight from working out every week.

>Takes 3 days of driving
Holy shit, America is big

>1.7k miles

Why not just take a plane?

I could listen to the dad talk for hours about anything.

>turn you over to the old folks homes

Damn Justin

i'm sure he's happy he at least died BEFORE his two hamplanet sons

>muh steven
>gonna turn you into the old folks home
>are we there yet

holy shit he is just as bad as Steven lmao

>[THE PLOT THICKENS]

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>60 miles in
are we there yet?

>But he's still a big guy

BASED dad

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texas is about the size of western europe

>Some day I won't be able to help you anymore
>Who will help you?

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>dad is ignoring it still hopeful for the future
i don't need these feels

HE'S STILL A BIG GUY

You think they can afford 4 airplane seats?

Here is my GUO, inspired by James.

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How else could it fit all these fuckers?

Based Steven giving this faggot the business.

for you

No funko pop in based Justin’s store.

That would endanger all the other plane passengers, and smelly people get kicked off too.

they literally can't fit on a plane, Euroshit
holy fuck, get it through your fucking head

hes a big guy

>The real villian turns out to be Justin
kino

>hes a big guy

Have you seen Justin?

why is justin such a cunt?

probably too embarrassed to fly, doesn't want to pay for the extra two seats, etc.

THE DRAMA

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BOOMER RAGE

KWAB

Yep. I drove across, it's kinda big.

>I'm just looking forward to finding something healthy to eat
LOL good luck with that in Houston. It cracks me up that this city is the sight of this world class weightloss surgery, it's like running a nunnery in Sodom and Gomorrah.

How old are each of the brothers?

based steven telling justin to fuck off

>I'M NOT GOING TO COME SEE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT?

Jesus christ

How did such a based dad raise such fat cunts? Didn't they have a horrible mother?

Man he's really begging for a layer of Agrax Earthshade dude

>You choose to be fucking fat
This dad is beyond based

>dad treats both sons like princes
>gets treated like shit

lol

BASED RAGE

That’s why most American’s don’t travel internationally, our country is already big enough to explore.

LMAO this family is pure kino

my sides fuck you justin

BASED BOOMER

What the fuck is Justin's problem?
>oh hey i'm not coming to visit you, you know that, right!?
Why?

BASED DAD LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Runs in the family.
Probably the only kind of running this family does.

because he needs to blame his obesity on something. He's using his brother

>Americans can't do the same because they think public transportation is for commies and poor people, so it's "shameful" to take it instead of your car.
We had nice public transportation, we got rid of it not because of commies but because the niggers shit it up and raped people on the trains so we defunded them since we were never going to use them. Nice try euro.

>this boomer crying

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HOLY SHIT

this is so toxic

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I feel so bad for the father. He's such a good guy at heart, unlike his selfish and delusional sons.

SHOTS FIRED

wtf he just hit his dad

wow, uncalled for

FATTY RAGE

These three are fucking hilarious. "You dont fawking talk about your brudda in tha caw like that!"

I wish this dude was my dad, he's based.

WHAT THE HELL HE JUST HIT HIS DAD

FISTS FLYIN

FUCKING HELL

>You two should be fat
>fat fuck justin start crying
HAHAHHAHAA

I think he was out of the picture while single mother raised them mostly

JUSTIN IS THE TRUE FINAL VILLAIN
WHAT A FUCKING TWIST

why doesn't he weigh himself before making the trip...

N.E. to Texas is about 1,800 miles. You gotta stop every few hundred miles to refill

PURE KINO LADS ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINO

Imagine being this guy and having these two guys for sons

100% Amerikino

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Yep, definitely going to the old folks home. lol

fuck i forgot about fatkino, someone run the episode down for meup to now please

I would love to knee justin right in the gut and watch him collapse like a sack of potatoes

JUSTIN YOU UNBASED VIRGIN COWARD

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HE BEAT THE FUCK OUTTA HIS DAD

HOLY FUCK

JUSTIN HIT KINO DAD!!!! WTF?!
I feel so bad for Kino Dad! Those fat fucks don't deserve such an amazing dad!

The sons were ruined by their turbo-roastie single mom. Women, not even once.

Thank god I remembered this was on today.

That's real cool user, thanks for sharing

SOMEONE POST THE PUNCH WEBM I MISSED IT

It takes 7 hours alone to drive through Texas.

Oh, god, aladdin looks so bad.

>be overweight as fuck
>discover fat kino on Yea Forums earlier this year
>Inspired to lose weight
>Down 60 pounds in 5 months

Thanks Yea Forums

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

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scales max out at 250lbs

come the fuck on, steven deserves much fucking worse

>because they think public transportation is for commies and poor people, so it's "shameful" to take it instead of your car.
It would be both retarded and inefficient to connect where I live to where I work. Deal the fuck with it third world retard.

No, mom is the one who dipped

>I would love to knee justin right in the gut
good luck breaking through all the fat

>"WTF DID U JUST SAY?"

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it's his fault he's the fucker that enables them by bringing them food

good job user, keep it up, and keep participating in fatkino threads.

There are fatty acales that go up to 550. But he'll have to go to a warehouse or aquarium if he doesn't want to use the doctors scale

Truck scales. They probably wouldn't even charge you.

It’s not just a seat width issue, I doubt he could fit between the rows or even down the aisle

Kek

Unironic kino. The shots and just how it's edited. It can be either hilarious or an emotional rollercoaster

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I hope you don't pay any taxes then

so many triggered boomers and cucks in the chat.

they are really fucking snarky what the fuck

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>fustrated
I knew I missed the Assantis for some reason.

"Draw me like one of your fat girls."

Is Steve's brother a jannie? He's got the physique.