Call me Bran the Broken, uh? Tell everyone I can't father children, uh? Alright, Queen Sansa the Raped

>Meera/Hodor/Rikon sure have a fun time cleaning him
Gives a new literal meaning to "The King shits and the Hand wipes".

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>Jorah the White Knight

Jon the Joke.

>Rickon the Dead

it's funny that he's so overdressed compared to everyone else. a lot of people with spinal cord injuries overheat easily. just another thing D&D fucked up

tyrion the tiny

They're all dressed the same way they were dressed in the North during winter. Dumb and Dumber are idiots. At least in those last scenes Bran was wearing some normal Southern clothes and not furs and leathers.

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The Starks are based to the bitter end
>Your my brother, but I will never bend knee to you.

>You mean like you bent both knees and took Ramsey balls deep from both ends?

Thats why Bran told Theon he was "a good man"
Because they both watched Sansa take it rough and enjoyed it.

Why did they have their meeting in the middle of a destroyed city still controlled by the unsullied and dothraki?

>Sansa hitting the juul

fucking zoomers

bran the based

Jon the Cuck

Job the Bastard

>Alright, Queen Sansa the Raped.
Honestly in the medieval universe of Game of Thrones I wonder why Sansa still gets any respect.
>married and (as far as everyone knows) fucked by a literal dwarf
>afterwards married and fucked by Roose Bolton's bastard
It's the ultimate humiliation, the most deformed, pathetic lord in all of westeros deflowered their beloved Ned's most beautiful daughter. Then she gets fucked by the son of the man who personally murdered her brother and mother. Sansa should be a walking, breathing symbol of why you should never fuck with the Lannisters, or at the very least people should feel pity for her.

Stannis the Slain

Why was this council so pathetic?

>Edmure, major lord
>Gendry, now a major lord
>Yara, major lord
>Robin Arryn, major lord
>the new prince of Dorne
plus
>Yohn Royce, literal nobody
>Sam Tarly, literal nobody
>Arya, literal nobody
>Bran, some cripple nobody
>Brienne, literal nobody
>Davos, literal nobody
plus
>four unknown guys

Stannis the Kidslayer

Sam the Fat Fuck

yeah it makes no sense outside of a tv show. why would a bunch of peasant sell swords and people without titles have a fucking seat at the table where they broker a truce and elect a new king?

Don’t forget that now Tyrion is prisoner and he gets to vote too.

The only thing that is sullied is your ketchup stained shirt

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Why does it matter if he can't father children? They wouldn't take over after he dues anyway.

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Bronn the Reddittor

Radmure the Ruined

>they keep calling him it in the small council scene
Jesus Christ what a mess.

cant he warg into his own dick and cause it to manually ejaculate?

nah, bro, that's a usb

Who exactly do you expect to be there instead??

The Riverlands, Stormlands, Iron Islands, Dorne, and the Eyrie are five of the seven kingdoms, represented by the current heirs of the ruling houses (plus an advisor for Lil Arryn.) There are no more Tyrells or Tarlys to speak for The Reach. Northerners dgaf, the Starks speak for them as far as they care.

Everyone present comprises either what's left of the important houses and military commanders (Brienne is the highest ranking living knight recognized by both sides). Sam is the best Maester they've got since The Citadel is full of idiots who would let the whole continent die. Arya is the savior of the realm. Bran never officially renounced his title as the last Stark male therefore he is Lord of Winterfell.

I just want to know who then should be there?

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Not all paraplegics have sexual dysfunction. How did Sansa know he couldn't father children? He was crippled as a small child, so he's likely never experienced orgasm and wouldn't have noticed anything different in that regard post fall. Did somebody try jerking him off at some point just to see? Why wasn't this in the show?

Never shown on screen. Not confirmed

Ha ha wouldn’t it be funny if Sansa had tried, that would have been gross, I wonder what it would have looked like to watch her determinedly stroke it, sweating beading in her brow and she tries to coax the cum out, gross!!!!

He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you've been raped
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

lel

Bronn of the Blackwater

Princess Arya the Jaqen

Tanner the fookin legend

You think he has a thing for milfs now?

I wonder if he was still able to get wet dreams.

WE NEED MORE TIME

Jamie the inbreed
Cersei the wine cunt
Missandei the headless
Dany the needy

What was his rape policy

limitless as long as you let him watch

it has to be beautiful, you get the death penalty otherwise

Dany the bomber

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Technically he is the lord of Casterly Rock

Ser Podrick the longdick
Ser Brienne the kingslayer layer
Edmure the inaccurate

Damn. Robin got style.

that would be equality, user. which is misogyny.

Sansa the Defiled! Forever may she rein!

Oh Jon is still alive? Fuck this southern slut, let's get some wildling pussay

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>Forever may she rein!
Ride horses forever?

based reddithumorposter

Hightower the Ser Not Appearing in this Film

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because sets are expensive and D&D are trying to show the Mouse they can work on a budget

Edmure was a major lord since season 3, when his father died and he became Lord Paramount of the Riverlands. You dork.

>But John, YOU should be king!
>Not Bran, though.

Sansa the Sodomised.

Dogs in the books

Bran the Broken's getting,
The CROWN!

Martin the Massive

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Sunset the Shitter

Based GRRM

>Arya the Arsefaced
>Sansa the Slag
>Rickon the Rekt

need the pic of sophie legs spread behind the scenes.

Jon the Gormless

i love bran's actor here, dude's fucking awesome.

her certainly looks like he does

Lord Baelish the Based

You aren't funny.

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shhhhh how else the north can install their puppet king as the supreme liege of the realm?
by "inviting" a bunch of "northern friendly" people to the vote of course
and the first law this new king passed is to let the North go independent

Bran the 'beatiful'
Sansa the raped
Arya the socially retarded
Jon the oath breaker
Tyrion the wrong!
Jamie the Lefty
Cersei the moron
Dany the delusional
Samwell the paperweight
Theon the Opps
Jorah the friendzoned

How are these so far?

This

I was waiting for someone to call that cunt out for trying to shame him to win over votes because it was "her turn". That shit reeked of Hillary Clinton

Lord Sneed the Feed

yeah its in the books

It's not some it's all being paralyzed means that snapped your spinal cord somewhere between your legs and arms meaning nothing below it will work

Bessie the Busty

Jon the Queenslayer

Jon the Auntslayer

ackchyually, it's spelled "Lannisters."
Do it again, photoshop user.

>They're all dressed the same way they were dressed in the North during winter. Dumb and Dumber are idiots.

Retard, as royalty you do that to show strength and that you represent your land, what kind of moron bends down to the customs of a foreign land?

I guess that’s why queen sansa the sweaty had a water bottle with her

this is such a based pic

She was smart.

Sansa queen of the seven vapes

His legs look like they’re actually from a cripple.

Yara the gash-gobbler
Shireen the crisped
Ramsay the sexy shirtless beast

It ensures an end to monarchy absolutely

Bran the Broken stark
Sansa the Raped stark
Arya the Goblin stark
Jon cuck and blunder Snow
Gendry the Goblin Impaler barathein
Davos the Fingers seaworth
Robin the lactose indulgent arryn
Yara the gaypride greyjoy
Sam the ham tart tarly
Brienne the king slayer layer of Tarth
Grey the wormless worm
Tyrion the bearded cub Lannister
Everyone else "the literal who"

Bran the creep cripple

Sansa, the Wolf that was mounted by DOGS

That's on Rule 34, but I'm not posting it.

>Retard, as royalty you do that to show strength and that you represent your land, what kind of moron bends down to the customs of a foreign land?

They have summers in the North, they could dress in Northern style clothing but for the summer!

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People should assume that Joffrey and Uncle Littlefinger had a go at her too.

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>Bran el Chileno

What's the difference between a beautiful and ugly rape? Violence?

Every little detail. The dress. The snow. Such small things can hold such beauty in them.

Has anyone asked him what Brans tax policy is going to be yet?

This always makes me smile, pure kino scenes

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ugly rape is male on male

beautiful rape is male on female or female on female

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Why are they all wearing winter clothing? Its summer around you, dumb fucks.

>there is a new position open
>I hereby appoint myself Master of Rapes

was this scene really necessary?

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DO IT AGAIN BOMBER DANY

beautiful rape is when you consummate your marriage

>Yohn
>nobody

he broke his back. any point lower than where snap city happened doesnt work

That was The Usual Suspects.

councils dont need people with titles. as long as they can do their job better than everyone else its all good.

No,
but it was beautiful

Edmure the cucked

>turned into the biggest chad in all of westeros
Is mom milk really that great?

Jon the Murdered
Varys the Mutilated
Sandor the Burn Victim
Brienne the Cuntpunted
Samwell the Physically Abused by his Father Throughout his Childhood

What a band of heroes

jon the dohnt want et

> "Theon, just wait a minute, you'll die pointlessly"
> Arya nani's ice king
> theon lives after battle.
> eaten by drogon next episode

Yeah, that whole speech from Tyrion was so cringeworthy. I felt like I was watching a parody.

user the faggot

>dorne dresses casual when in kings landing
yeah ok buddy

Gilly the Gargantuan

im enjoyin it

Greyworm the nigger

i think they were all like
> so adjust some chairs
> bring in the side cast
> yeah just talk about something
> wheel that dickhead in
> bran say some shit
> ok wheel him out
> joke about brothels for a few minutes
> Ok wrap it up, we need to shoot starwars in a few minutes

>Bran the Broken
>Sansa the Broken In

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And this degenerate fat fuck dares to criticize Tolkien.

Kek, rape posting is good

Bran the autist

kek

John!

>ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE
ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE
>ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE
ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE
>ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE
ALL HAIL THE ROLLING THRONE

fuck

>Queen Sansa the Broken In Rough

how did she suddenly get so smart? what was the event that triggered this IQ increase?

Stannis the Redditor

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> Sansa The Broken In

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Bran The Robot

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The first five are LORDS PARAMOUNT.
Royce, Tarly, Davos are all major lords (too bad the last two hadn't been to their lordships for years).
Brienne is a daughter of a major lord in the Stormlands.
Arya and Bran shouldn't vote.

He won't die, the Three-Eyed-Crow can outlive humans for a long time.

>raging sperglord with mommy issues turned into chad
Goosemode unlocked

Bran is the heir of winterfell and should be warden of the north.

he dohnt want et

>Sansa the sweaty
Imagine the smell

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That ogre on the lft looks kinda cute

based

Why can't Bran warg his sperm?

>literally not even human
>just an autistic robot that can see across time
>doesnt give one single fuck about the trials and tribulations of individuals at a certain point in time
tell me how this would make a good king

D&D just fucked it up like the Golden Company.
They should have done something with Bran's magic powers. Like, he gets a weirwood throne and connects the minds of everyone on continent to stop fighting, sing kumbaya, grow crops and eat those eggs.

No brains. That does get me thinking: can he warg into a fetus? It's undeveloped mind would make it an easy target. So basically if anyone that opposes him has a pregnant wife he can threaten to kill her and their child by warging into the baby and going apeshit inside the womb

Does Bran keep rewatching Sansas beautiful rape over and over again?

The midgets speech was uber cringe. What shit reasoning to choose bran

Why do Arya's legs look so weirdly proportioned in this pic? Looks like a goddamn piggyback costume

I know! Dude user stop that’s gross. I can picture that. Haha!

>Bran the Broken
>Sansa the Sullied
>Arya the Autist
>Jon the Joke
At least try to keep the alliteration theme going you fags.

>And this degenerate fat fuck dares to criticize Tolkien.

He was bitter enough about Harry Potter to actually reference it in his book, 'subtly', but at least JK Rowling FINISHED her series!

Jon the Unwilling

jon snow the queenslayer

MORE TIME!!!!

Unironically the rape

Meh

Just be glad they didn’t go with the musical number ending like that one Zatoichi movie

radfag The assravaged

Based

Bran the Broken is from the first book, one of the Umbers or Karstarks call him that behind his back

She's short and can't even reach the ground.

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