C'mon white boi, dem 3 wishes

I wish for an intact penis
I wish for motivation to become successful
I wish for 90% of the human population to become women so as to increase chances of finding a good woman.

>I wish for 90% of the human population to become women
lmao, the majority will become lesbians. The other part will go for the top 10% of men. You'll still be lonely.

1. big bobs 2. vagene

I wish a nigga would

I want what he's having

Yikes

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1.All brown eyed people become sterile
2.earth has infinite resources
3.The solar system will always exist as it is now.

I wish Sneed was real.

1. I wish everyone was happy by default instead of miserable
2. I wish everyone could read each other's minds, making keeping secrets from anyone almost impossible
3. I wish for them to NOT remake GOT Season 8 (the seething amuses me so)

Sneed
Feed
Seed

10 million dollars
50,000 niggers die per month forever
cunny

1. Disney goes bankrupt.
2. People associated with Disney live in poverty and they are blacklisted from Hollywood.
3. Other studios split Disney's properties between each other.

Lmao look at this nigga, he wants me to tell him three of my wishes, but he's so basic he probably can't even get dubs.

you got like 2/3 good boy points, I didn't expect that at all.

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Allow the princess in the movie to show her midriff, along with an improved smokin hot body.

I want you to swap places with the actor known as Robin Williams.

Turn the gay 30 year old playing Jafar in the movie back into a kick ass old sinister villain.

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>Now I wish for a harem of Black girls and a constant erection, and they all fart a lot, but the farts smell nice.
based as fuck

#rekt

Okay, I'm thinking you're pretty based.

1. Eliminate all niggers
2. Eliminate all niggers
3. And eliminate all blue niggers for good measure
>AWWWW SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT.....

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1. One million dollars
2. One million dollars
3. One million dollars
Money would simply solve all my problems, I don't think I need anything else

Kill Yea Forums
Kill all niggers
Make Emilia Clarke my gf

>all these plebs not wishing for infinite wishes

1. Everlasting peace on earth.
2. Everlasting happiness for all people.
3. Everlasting good health for all people.

This would not only solve my problems, but everyone else's.

>I wish for the resurrected Robin William's to be happy
Then he wouldn't have been half as great. Comedy is art, and like all great art it usually comes from a place of internal strife.

>3million
Where the fuck do you live poorfag peasant? 3mil would last you less than 20 years in any decent city.

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1. Hollywood and its scum are all destroyed and killed, never to be remade.
2. Make me the greatest most powerful immortal guy so I can be Deadpool with magic powers.
3. Turn this genie into Robin Williams and free him.

1) Every last nigger dies within 24 hours
2) Any attractive woman who crosses my path is instantly overcome with an instatiable, uncontrollable feeling of lust and will be violently driven to blow me right then and there
3) Fuck all rules and give me as many wishes as i want until i tell you to stop
5) 56 million in my bank account, tax free
6) Enough booze to drown 60 jews in, but i never experience a hangover

It would be more than enough for me

1) All the black pusy I can eat
2) Free tickets to Avengers Endgame
3) it's ok, I'm good, you're free to go

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What an absolute waste

1.Cure my Bipolar
2.Find my purpose in life
3.you're free to go

Objectively worse, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=DYxrVBu2_gc

1. To stop procrastinating
2. A good animated adaptation of my favorite manga
3. Remove all pedophiles

>Turn all faggots straight
>Cure all mentally ill 'trans' fags including their enablers
>remove all retards including the ones that pretend to be smart

How does it feel to be a tremendous brainwashed faggot?

the chaos emeralds, all knowledge in the omniverse, and all sneed posters are painfully executed.

>"reee, he wants to make me normal and erase my single source of personality. I'm so quirky. REEE!"

Cry more faggot.

Stannis on iron throne
Stannis on iron throne
Stannis on iron throne

Two of your three wishes out of anything would be to remove fags. It makes you seems a bit obsessed.

Based.

Invulnerability but I can remove it at will if I want to die
Unstoppable strength
Powerful telekinetic abilities

>"2 OUT OF YOUR 3 WISHES WOULD COMPLETELY REMOVE ME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!"
>"DUDE, WTF THINK ABOUT ME FOR A SECOND WOULD YOU!!!"

What did you mean by this?

>no snake jaffar
it's shit

I think you're obsessed, buddy. That guy was saying wishing to cure fags would cure trannies as well, because it would.

First thing, don't @me you samefag.

Second, if I'm given a chance to remove all degeneracy from the world I'm going to make 999% sure that there is no chance for it to ever resurface. EVER

Third, you're a fag.

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Drink bleach and shoot yourself in the mouth, you fucking failed abortion.

I would like Fortnite and Markass Brownie.

>brainlet rage

Based and braindamagepilled

>Now I wish for a harem of Black girls and a constant erection, and they all fart a lot, but the farts smell nice.
But black girl farts always smell nice.

1. I want someone to love me.

I'm sorry, user...

GENIE I WISH FOR YOU TO HUG ME. IN YOUR BIG BLUE STRONG ARMS MMMMMMMMMMPH.

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>implying it’s a population problem and not that you’re a complete fucking loser with zero motivation and nothing of value to give in a relationship

I wish for a collapsing star of the mass of 10 Suns that the earth orbits around to be placed in the center of this planet.

>Create a group of ten genies that are completely subservient to me
>bye

>incels, roasties, and trannys come running from being triggered

gottem.

I wish all people who hated whites would get brain cancer.

A WORLD WITHOUT NIGGERS, GENIE

>Yea Forums-Yea Forums
Watching Keksandra fuck Yea Forums raw was unfiltered kinography.

>user becomes a genie
>user gets trapped inside a lamp for all eternity
LOL!

1.Physicall abilitys of Superman
2.Unlimeted Money that doesn't drive up inflation
3.Let my mother know that i turned my life around

1. Turn me into a 6'3 tomboy futa bitch that stays young and toned forever
2. one gorillion dollars (so I can start my own new world order focused on economic de-growth and environmental stability)
3. slash human population to 0.5% of it's current amount, victims will be chosen at random and whisked away from reality, quickly and painlessly.

1. You become ugly, get a micro penis, no testicles, and a flappy vagina.
2. Your money will be useless because you wished for 99.5% of the population to die, leading to mass panic and chaos for the remaining 0,05%. There won't be any societies or shops to spend the money on.
3. You didn't specify to not be included in the random selection, so you die too.

rent free haha

BASED

Black women smell like shit when they're naked. Yes, all of them. Unless you're into scat then you won't enjoy their farts either

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