Tfw called someone "based" irl

>forgot i wasn't on Yea Forums and replied to a text calling someone a dumb nigger
am i going to jail now

Unironically is normie speak

basedgod is where our definition of based came from retard.

who gives a fuck. You're a cunt, mate.

>our

don't you have some emu to suck off?

>tfw in the military and call my black, female subordinate a cuck everyday

I say it all the time. If pressed, just say its from hiphop.

>I once yelled fuck jannies out loud

do you fuck her?

if pressed, punch them in their cuck faggot tranny faces and dab on them

in europe you will

>our
Based

Still no idea whats wrong with calling people based irl. They would either not understand or be flattered.

Unironically Based

>who gives a fuck about the based god
how low have these people fallen

cringe

based retard

Based is literally, unironically, 100% nigger lingu, just like thot.
meaning the most used words on this "redpilled" board are ebonics.
You literally can't make a single post without acting like niggers.

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what if they ask what it means? I have no idea what it means

B&R

>play rainbow six on xbox live with friend and friend of a friend
>fof is black
>I keep calling enemy team "niggers"
>tfw
IDK why I can't stop saying that around him. Sorry Alex, you're a good guy. I'm just retarded

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>Go with friends to see Alita at the movie theatre.
>See that the top row seats are available
>Shout out "Based"
>They're like "wtf" but think it's no big deal

This site has gotten to me.

based and redpilled

its how blacks talk

literally interchangeable with "baller". Basically just "nice".

>tfw slipped and did the same
>explained the origins of based and now everyone in my friend circle says based on the regular
Dodged a bullet and now the group(5)chat is based

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nah you finna tripping haha

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>go up to classmates
>say "sup niggers"
now thats based

>tfw call my brother a pleb all the time
well he is

>based invented by a nigger
>redpilled invented by trannies
based and redpilled = trannynigger speak

>>tfw called someone "based" irl
i do this all the time. But i favor for humor the german translation "grundiert" never fails to make me kek

>someone says something is big
>reply "for you"

now why would you do a think like that

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>started yelling at my dad for not knowing Mossad did 9/11 by now

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it's a Lil B catchphrase ffs, it didn't even started spreading here via Yea Forums but Yea Forums

>talking to coworker about tonight's new episode of My 600 Pound Life
>hype as fuck (the Assantis are back)
>told him "I can't wait for tonight's fatkino"
>he gave me a weird look but as soon as I realized what I said I kept talking about the show until he hopefully forgot

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One time I died in a world of warcraft raid and I yelled "FUCKING NIGGERS" as loud as humanly possible and I looked over at my roommate who was a marshawn lynch looking gangster black guy with dreads and he just goes "all good my nigga".

Yea but OP is def wh*te dog

Based

>Laying my female dog on my lap with her legs open
>Pointing at her pussy and saying "it is and it will always be about this"
>Then I finger her

lil b the based god is normie cover

call me obama based god

>rommate is a nigger
Do americans really do this?

ok this is epic

>tfw called a movie kino irl when I was on a date

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He was an intellectual black guy though, dude was into bitcoin and stock trading in college before Yea Forums even caught on to it. Not sure what happened to him when we graduated but I bet he's making more $$ then anyone else ITT, myself included.

Typical vappa

lol no reply? alright then see if I give a fuck lol... think ur too 'cool' to have a leisurely chat with me? you've got another thing coming. honestly, I couldn't give a shit if you responded or not like really I don't care lmao... here I am just trying to be a nice guy, maybe brighten your day with my greetings but hey, sorry for trying to be nice, so like yeh... enjoy your day or not I don't really care, whatever lmao peace I'm a busy guy with a busy life, no time to waste on someone like you ROFL

*regains composure and puts on sly smile*

Still a nigger

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>called cousin a Discord Tranny yesterday

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kino from russian literally means movie

>Made the > sign again in real life when talking to my mom.

>mfw whenever we hung out and talked finance he made me listen to his terrible rap songs
aight maybe you've got a point

>tfw using implying irl
>tfw using greentext irl
>mfw using tfw irl

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>have house party at my apartment
>chatting with crush on the couch while other people play drinking games
>everyone drunk
>crush has her feet up on our coffee table
>trying to use her feet and toes to pull her drink closer towards her but struggling
>accidently say out loud "now this is what i call foot-kino" (i was really drunk)
>mfw she just giggled and didn't question it

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I can see an autist doing this

>tfw fortnite danced then dabbed irl

lol that's pretty funny haha you should take a pic of your mom's butt and post it here haha

gross haha who would want to see a stinky butt haha

>said cringe irl
fuck me

>classmate asks me if I'm gonna watch Captain Marvel
>"Nah I don't watch feminist SJW trash"
He didn't understand but a bitch up front looked at me weird and I just looked back at her like I was gonna bite her face off.

You're alright cunt

>"I can't wait for tonight's fatkino"

kek

>watching movie with friends and some friends of friends
>say some of the funny comments i've read on here but pretend i'm coming up with them on the fly
>they all laugh and now think i'm pretty cool
cya later, dorks

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Literally me at work

I've done something similar in the past.
Surprising, the reach of Yea Forums "humor."

You're going to get burned one day, some normie is going to go "DUDE YOU STOLE THAT FROM GAME OF THRONES" and everyone else is going to laugh at you. You're treading some dangerous waters with that my dude

is she Thicc

Are you people joking, how can you possibly repeat Yea Forums humor irl

it means it has a high pH level

>niggers speaking English and bastardizing it into piglish
>whites/mixed fags like us take it back because it's literally our language not theirs
>DURR YOUR USING EBONICS
fuck off nigger go speak your monkey howls somewhere else you uncle tom's are acting like us not the other way around.
>implying whites don't make the best bad english/rap
Eminem in the 90s-00s
/thread

watch your power level, i don't want normies ruining this word

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You're fine OP, I say it so much it's rubbed off on my gf and she says it now. (though I'm sure she doesn't know it's origins) It does give me a sensible chuckle though when she does.

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It's very intuitive, I doubt anyone would bat an eye.

>we

>be anti /pol/
>unironically call a black man a nigger the other day
Yup, this board is in my head now.

STOP SPREADING Yea Forums MEMES TO THE REAL WORLD YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

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Based

pls explain this /pol/ meme, not flamming

/pol/ believes there is a secret cabal of trannies organising on discord to bring down Yea Forums(nel)

fucking zoomers

>tfw i call my dad a boomer all the time

Basically any entity that's against /pol/ is a tranny discord nigger.

except it isn't a secret

Do you happen to know what gave them that impression?

What the fuck are you on about you freak?

>this is your brain on Yea Forums
I wanna go back Yea Forumsros.

you're correct
all these seething newfag redditors prove it

Hey, if there are a group of trannies organising to disrupt Yea Forums they are doing a pretty good job going by how much people are being called out as trannies

>tfw took a shit in a school hallway and yelled out clean it jannie and left a half eaten hot pocket for him

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>russian, user? Are you one of these russian bots that gave us the orange man?

Did everyone forget about the Yea Forums rules? Been here for over 13 years and always hid my powerlevel.

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yeah, except I live in Spain

>kino from russian literally means movie
Same in German

not sure if trolling or actually legasthenic

blame gamergate and the election

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>use based, cope, cuck, seethe, yikes, cringe, chad, incel, have sex, I’m thinking he’s back, wew, wewlad, I’m going to say the N word!, seethe, normie, normalfag, check em all IRL and my friends now do too, some of whom are massive Instagram normies who are spreading them across social media

based and unironically redpilled

>tfw it's become easier to use English than my actual native language
>Stutter and fumble with words with the language I was raised with, but not English

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>tfw some limp wristed faggot mod banned me after saying kill all niggers to a post shit talking white people
Lol what a fucking loser. Bet you didn’t ban him though huh

>customer service says they can't refund my purchase I made 2 hours ago
>call them discord trannies

literally me

damn iktf
my slavic moon rune writing gets worse every year since living here in the states

Based.

its happens because you talk to us more than to people near you. the same happens to me.

kek I do this... unironically

>how

Called my cat "onions" today I didn't even use it as a word filter.

I made > sign with my hands and spoke in a high pitched voice

>high pitched voice
is that how you imagine it when you read greentext
>fuck niggers

POST YOUR MOM'S ASS ALREADY

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>Janitor comes to clean my apartment building every other day
>Super nice guy
>Can't help but feel contempt when I see him and have to resist the urge to litter in the lobby, bully him, and call him "Janny" to his face

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>told someone to have sex
>they listened
haha rekt

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>Assantis are back
GET HYPE

crin- no, BASED

>*walk into Pret to buy lunch*
>*choose sandwich and slam it down on the counter*
>"Hello, yes, one crayfish and avocado sandwich please. This is my favourite sandwich, very tasty and based"

Every single day

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kekeke look at this butthurt why boy

I ascribe reaction images as big contributor to my charisma

>My wife says based and cringe and sweetieposts when we're alone at home

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PROTECT LIL B THE BASED GOD

>on a first date with grill
>she mentions she has a doberman and starts talking about whatever people talk about when they talk about their pets
>blurt out "you don't fuck it do you? I know a lot of white girls are like that"
>for some reason she isn't shocked by this but says no and goes into a story about her friend that does fuck her dog because her boyfriend thinks it's hot
I'm still not sure I believe her tbqh. I also got drunk once and ranted to another girl about how coalburners are lower than dogfuckers in my mind, which led to her not speaking to me for 6 months.

Its pretty common dude. Ive been saying based ever since 2011 when I found Lil B's music.

>called my step-sister a disgusting whore before fucking her today

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For the past 8 or so years I've called people getting angry "chimping out."

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Ive started saying later niggers when I get off shift at work. Everyone there is white and old school. When I started there and was in training my mentor was joking saying that this company is fair we even pay the blacks the same.

As you do.

Janitors IRL deserve respect. They don't do it for free and actually do their job properly.

I called my dad a boomer because he said something stupid like just save up some money and buy a house in a couple years. He took offense and said that he wasnt like those fucks who drive BMW convertibles in Florida.

Based means being yourself. Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive. I started embracing it like, ‘Yeah, I’m based.’ I made it mine. I embedded it in my head. Based is positive.

i say literally and unironically

Literally me, but unironically

Why are incels obsessed with animal sex? Degenerate faggot

fucking based

James Bond confirmed based

You aight white boi!

>called someone a city-slicker irl
>he calls me based

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I said the word brainlet to someone at my uni and he burst out laughing saying he never saw anyone say that irl.
Was I based or bluepilled?

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I distinctly remember there being a spike in "white girls fuck dogs" posting when those things happened and I thought it was funny. Also not an incel, I wound up dumping MAD loads into that first girl.

>go on a short date with cute nerdy black girl
>everything goes well
>she invites me to her house that weekend
>we play an online game together
>shit talking enemy team, accidentally call them "a bunch of stupid niggers" loudly
>feel embarrassed, think I blew it with her
>she never says anything about it and I sleep with her for the first time later that night

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>He took offense and said that he wasnt like those fucks who drive BMW convertibles in Florida.
he sounds based

>mfw got caught browsing Yea Forums during lecture

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based.

cringe and redpilled

Cringe

It probably turned her on, bed wench.

This but ironically

Why would they think you are smart? Take your meds

>mfw got caught in a cunny thread during lecture

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Did you call her a nigger in bed?

>Called my mum a dumb nigger
>She just laughs

I love my mum.

Unironically this, but literally

white people are incapable of creating, they just appropriate culture from others. based is from a black man. redpilled is from a film made by two trannys

My dad chucks around the word nigger all the time at home and whenever a POWERFUL BLACK PERSON does something in nu-media we always joke about how it would be beyond the capabilities of a being stuck in the tribal age still, and that they should be banging spears together or something

>you try to play it off and push arround somewhere on your phone
>you activate bluetooth and by accident connect to the beamer
>because you look greasy everybody knows who's the cunniseur
What do?

Maybe.
No, I've been careful not to say it again.

>told my son to have sex

based retard

That would get you even more credit for remembering a funny line from game of reddit, you fucking nerd

>be a black woman
>with my friends in class
>hear the white incel trying to tell a shitty joke
>can't help but say "he cute"
>my friends look at me like i'm a retard
you faggots ruined my head

post your horsepusy

>overhear a conversation about Game of Thrones
>yell "FUCKING TOURISTS" at the top of my lungs

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dammit

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Holy shit

Isn't it funny how little self-awareness nu-Yea Forums has? Point it out only makes it worse, too.

That isn't how reality works my basement dwelling friend.

Will you be my gf? I'm a cute wh*teboi

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>not making a sideways peace sign with your left hand

Been using Based IRL since 2011

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>4channel uses ebonics yet the mods keep sm󠛡h t󠛡bh f󠛡am filtered
What did they sneed by this?

I baneposted once irl when a girl told me I'm tall

"based" is funny, "sm h tb h fa m" is not.

your newfag is showing desu

Dont reply to me again tranny

same, I keep forgetting words in my language.

My dad calls rap Nigger Music. Its not because hes trying to be racist its just all he hears is the word nigga when he hears rap.

>shitskins on my Yea Forums

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t. 56%

>My dad calls rap Nigger Music.
based
>Its not because hes trying to be racist
cringe

>t. 0%

mutilated penis

This is what actual cope looks like.

cringe

Do you have places at work or school where people can write on a wall or board?

There's always some faggot who writes ">" before dumbshit phrases on it.

"Base" is a negative word used in Socratic texts meaning low or undeveloped. Nietzsche turned it into something postive.

You're a faggot keep your silly memespeak confined to the internet, retard

doing god's work

sorry hes not redpilled

>literal qnoises perpetually fronted by jews
>not nigger music.
Your dad is based

I'm well known as the guy with weird/dark humor.

The screenshots of conversations that basically raided /r9k/ and convincing anons to start taking HRT. It is all well documented over at /cow/

>call cashier a dumb roastie

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Oh fucking hell did you say this exact same thing on /r9k/ years ago or more than one autistic fuck does this?

Whenever I find myself losing "touch" I will detox from Yea Forums for a couple weeks. I think I need to do another detox soon. And uh, I suggest a few of you ITT do the same desu

Fuck off cunt I been here longer than you

I worked with this guy who deliberately told someone we were supposed to be back from lunch 30 minutes later than we were. And when the other person left, he looked at me and said “trolling I-R-L”

I doubt you are one of them, but I always wonder what it’s like to be one of the 1 percent of black people that aren’t braindead. I would think it would be infuriating to be judged based on your peers behavior. And not being braindead, you would realize that it’s conpletely appropriate for people to assume you are a braindead ape, considering. Upside is, there’s nowhere to go but up as far as strangers and their opinion of you.

based messiah over here

>used to say he cute whenever my friends & me(all huwhite bois) did something a particularly white
>has evolved to throwing my hands on my face & going DAMN THIS WHITE BOY IS SEXY in a stereotypical black girl voice
>now they all do it too
>call my little brother a zoomer & an incel because he's trying to be a fortnite streamer & I saw him say some gay shit about girls & depression during one
>he calls me a boomer even though I'm 22
I'm only attracted to black women & am otherwise 100% gay. I don't know how to explain it & am too afraid of being called a choco chaser so I'll never actually date a black girl. To this day only my sister knows because she noticed most ofy girl characters I made in games were black, somehow no one else caught on even though I play with them too

he cute

I've been browsing this shithole more frequently, and I keep saying "based" irl. I keep nearly calling people niggers, but by some miracle I haven't slipped yet

top kek

have sex

>walk by the black custodian at work
>accidentally say it

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You sound like the absolute biggest faggot who's ever posted here.

middle school normies say this, stop thinking Yea Forums is special you retard

Imagine lurking Yea Forums and having tourettes. Every nog you'd see would turn you into Kramer.

W-will you do me, m'lady? *nervously fastens suspenders* Luck be a lady tonight!!!

>Yea Forums
This is 4channel.

Black girls for the most part look like dudes. You are just gay and hanging on to the last shred of normalcy you can grasp. Your life is pointless. At least the sad incels here have the chance to reproduce(even if a small one). You will live a sad pointless life of degeneracy then die alone. Anyway have a nice day.

I do the Yea Forums dab dance where you put your arms in front of your face and look down and to the side at work lol.

>at aunt's house for family party
>younger cousins are all playing fortnite
>call them "fucking zoomers" unironically

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I shout "Nigger!" whenever I stub my toe. One day I'll do it in public and shit will hit the fan.

baste

I actually hope zoomer catches on irl so I can shit on them easier. They are the worst generation in history by a mile, and they deserve it.

THANK YOU BASED GOD

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seething

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Happens all the time at b
I mean most of them are larps but theres always that autistic fag that actually delivers

oh my god based god
you can fuck my bitch based god
swag a hundred trillion

holy shit you're unironically mentally ill lmao

But I like their girl bits, even if they got manfaces. I don't get turned on by white tits & pussy but blacks do it. I'd prefer being a complete dirty sodomite desu, easier to explain

BASED

someone at worked yelled based.. and I looked at them with disgust.

Hide your power level incels.

Cringe

have sex

>see attractive girl
>think "Tip top Stacey kino"
>accidentally make eye contact with girl
>think in a mock girl voice "Like, EW! He's not Chad!"
>see something mundane and everyday, like a traffic light turning red or a clock that says 2:57
>think "It's a red light / 2:57 episode"
>see anything a tiny bit out of place
>think "Da Joos did this"
>see a broken streetlight / pothole etc.
>think "Libertardian paradise"

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Maybe I am, zoomers are still the worst though so...

Just tell them you identify as a somone who has Tourettes.

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youtu.be/eTN6gL21F60

>think
You're good, just try to fight the autism inside that's yelling "say it out loud"

>see stupid negro male
>want to call him a nigger, make ape noises and curb stomp him
>see a hot negro female with a plump ass
>think about bleaching her

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Only boomers that have accidentally stumbled into our world do this.