This film is to far fetched

Jesus, can I spend 5 minutes without being reminded of my virginity?

yu so gay?

>this tranny telling people to have sex 24/7
cringe

I'm 30 years old and still a virgin. I literally have no time for girls since I'm too preoccupied with my business and I need to take care of me mum who suffered from dementia

At least fornication won't be among my list of sins on Judgment Day.

You guys are just shitposting right? From these threads it would seem 90% of Yea Forums are virgins. Statistically impossible.

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when will the incel uprising start?

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dude, just hire an escort

>the most racist, misogynistic and anti-semitic blue board is also full of lonely, angry virgins

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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incels are weak

only true wizards can fight

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I get too nervous with girls and couldn't keep an erection when I tried fucking a female escort to lose my virginity a few months ago.
It was kinda humiliating, so...." Why not try with a shemale?" I thought.

kek, who is he?

>So desperate to lose his virginity that he willing to pay for it
and
>he's so insecure about himself that he's willing to meme himself to losing his virginity to some whore

top kek m8 no wonder the western civilisation is coming apart

youtube.com/watch?v=hn2NO-O_5V0

He’s joking.

Have thought about it, but nah. I rather spend my money buying some stuff for me mum or just hang out on my apartment

They are selfconscious.

Why do I have the feeling you're saying this for real and not just memeing.

I couldn't cum until the third time I had sex. It's a real issue

That’s pretty normal when you’re having sex with ugly people. Hit the gym

Close but no cigar like your life.

>lose my virginity
>had sex three times before
Are you retarded?
Virginity isn't even a concrete thing for males, we don't have hymen

Dubs and this guy never ever gets a gf

pftahahaha *soclose*
who here /khhv/?
inb4 get a prostitute bro XD
NO, im a germophobe

Isaac Newton btfo

Buy your mom something expensive and have sex with her. No need to thank me

Almost user, almost

When you realize everyone has a life to spend on what ever action they choose. And know suicide just throws it away. How many could you kill in 15 minutes user?

that's the most mysterious thing about 4ch*n, it attracts social outcasts, virgins, etc... from all over the world. I think it's because it gives "us" a place to be ourselves and be rid of our insecurities and shortcomings IRL. Of course sometimes I wonder if there's not a bigger reason.

>us
kys incel. I'm not one of you

I am 25 (twenty five) years old and I never even kissed a girl.

well yeah nigga, you can't really be racist and misogynistic when you can get laid often, you're too happy to care about that whatever scheme the kikes are planning.

frightening desu

what are you doing then nigger, don't you have anything better to do than dwell in this shithole?

me too

Not everyone puts cocks into their butt like you
I’m 46 and a virgin. I stopped caring at 40

then you don’t belong here

>I’m 46 and a virgin
Ever kissed a girl? Ever came close to losing virginity?

same here, I never really even talked to one

>be rid of our insecurities
LOL. Nah. This place amplifies them, you all get worse, over time.
And some of us come here to laugh at it.

Don't think deleting your post will erase your shame.

I was an incel up until about 2013, when I was 24. I got a gf then that lasted 4 years until she dumped me. It still hurts to think about her with her new bf. I wish I had just stayed a virgin tbqh.

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I think you hit the nail on the head. Yea Forums is essentially a magnet for all these sorts of people. I feel more at home here than I do irl

I kissed a tranny escort in Thailand once but his breath smelled of fish sauce I didn’t like it.
I don’t like people touching me either

Quads and I get a pretty girlfriend.

This isn’t reddot we don’t do AMAs here you flaming homo

GIVE HER TO ME

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

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HUEHUEHUE REPEATING DIGITS

HOLY SHIT!!!

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I’m 64 and have never held hands with a woman

>Could have said ''we all get a pretty gf''
>Decided to be selfish
Fuck you

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R*ddit is that way

I am 72 and I have never seen a woman irl

i wouldn't mind being a virgin if it wasn't socially stigmatised desu

I'm 84 and I didn't even understand the concept of what a female is until today

I'm definitely shitposting :)

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dubs and you get no gf

False

The diffference between my virgin days and my adult days is incredible. Because people assume that virginity is such a big deal, it has a disproportionate impact on your life.

I am 30 and not a virgin. The change between me and me if I was 30 and a virgin is unreal.

Yeah banging your crush ;*

holy fuck bro thats my age, how ugly are you or just too insecure? its so easy as you get older cause girls get more desperate and younger girls like older so right now im just getting young ones

who is Harriet user :3

This, I had sex twice while watching it.

never had one

Cute girl I know. Too autistic to talk to her though

>using your wizard powers for such nonsense

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Go for it, Yea Forums has your back

>see a short scene from this
>don't know what it's from
>think to myself, man what a cool flat
>realize what movie it was
It's kind of prophetic

Lmao he deleted it

Then again, most people here seem to be 6'2 investment banker doctor lawyers with supermodel girlfriends and 15 inch cocks according to other threads. It's just dumb roleplaying at both extrme ends of the spectrum. Statistically most people here are more or less "normal".

I'm 36, have aspergers, never had a girlfriend and never cared to, but even i've had sex a few times, movie is way far fetched.

that's just shitposting, and there are definitely normal guys here but the outcast/virgin/whatever proportion is way, way bigger than IRL

I thought this today, by probability all the guys I walk past or see around me have had sex at least once, even the pig ugly fucks but I haven't and I literally can never imagine myself doing it

I literally, legitimately, unironically never even kissed a girl while being 27 years old.

i used to think like this but i've gone the opposite way over the course of my life, when i was in highschool/early college i was stressed about missing out and not finding a gf but over the years i barely even think about it, the only time it becomes a problem is in social situations where you have to hope no one asks/make some shit up

For real, what age did you have your first kiss anons? 10 here.

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buddy of mine was a virgin til 26. he also just had a psychotic break and got diagnosed as bipolar so make of that what you will.

im 22 and ive talked to one (1) girl for a total of about 30 seconds

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Get away from your mother. Mothers are the worst influence any young man can have. She wants you to either go gay or die a virgin.

ive never even had a conversation with a female that wasnt school related. apparently im unapproachable, whatever that means

when I was 20 and a virgin it used to plague my mind. In the decade since it hasn't bothered me, and I accept that this is likely a cultural difference.

But the difference is incredible

kek now I don't even care to lie anymore, I just say the truth and hope it doesn't become the subject of discussion

16, banged her exactly a week later.

asking for doubles for a gf

When I was around 10, I forced a girl younger than me to kiss me when in a daycare. Been a virgin ever since.

i think there's a lot of Yea Forums users caricaturing their worst selves first for (You's) but also to uphold the image of Yea Forums culture as the lowest of the low. it is satisfying to be part of such an ugly culture but also be above it because you know you will NEVER be as bad as some of the website's worst freaks. so you get to indulge your worst impulses but also project them onto this illusory Yea Forums userbase which takes the weight off of you.

what i'm saying is most of the "26 year old virgins" are 18 year old virgins and "incels" are on one or two month dry spells.

>not losing your virginity at _6
get on my level plebs

I'm proud of you user

Never. For real.

19, soon to be 20, and have never kissed a girl.

I remember when I used to say here I'm a 24 year kissless virgin when I was like 17 just to not sound like a total kid.
Now I'm an actual 24 year old kissless virgin.

h-haha

I doubt that

you brought that on yourself, you know that?

>what i'm saying is most of the "26 year old virgins" are 18 year old virgins and "incels" are on one or two month dry spells.
y-yeah, it’s just a meme bro

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how are you me user

Kek, couldn’t put it better myself.

I always create these threads for a laugh

unironically kys

No. It’s preposterous because nobody cares this much of someone else is a virgin and nobody who is a virgin is this ashamed of it. Literally nothing he did in the movie was that bad, except waxing himself - that was a bit much.

Well yeah I'm aware it's mostly my fault.

it's weird how at a time where more people are virgins than ever and less people are having sex, society has increasingly become fixated on having sex as a social symbol of success

i understand that that access to a "limited resouce" = social status, power etc but the common idea is that if someone has a lot of sex then they do something to *earn* that, which is intruitively wrong. when you consider that virgins in their 20's would statistically be be less likely to be virgins if they were born 20 years prior then you realise how much environmental variables play a roll, despite this it's experienced as some sort of merrotocracy where

>people who are not in any way responsible for being born unnattractive, poor socialskills, lack of strong social networks are made to feel like they're responsible for their failures
>people who are not in any way responsible for being born attractive, good social skills, strong social network are made to feel like they're responsible for their success

basically if you have then you can get more, if you have not then you get even less

14

Yeah, it’s not like statistics suggest that less and less people are getting laid
It’s not like modern culture has made many women completely undate-able
Never mind the fact that white knighting is so rampant due to the above facts that everyone even thinking of criticizing/talking about bad behaviors done by women is branded an “incel” and the problem goes unsolved

It’s all just a coincidence I’m sure

All it takes to be a “social outcast” now a days is simply stating uncomfortable truths.

Our society is pretty crazy, and our culture is not doing so hot right now

>Our society is pretty crazy
This

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You don't like real girls?

I work with a 59 year old kiss less virgin.

You’re supposed to like boys.

I'm 100% a real, honest to God 28 year-old virgin. It shouldn't be that surprising. If you hit 25 as a virgin, 30 isn't that far away, and then 35 and so on. It's a developmental problem. You won't just randomly lose your virginity someday by happenstance.

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this is literally erasure of Yea Forums culture by normalfags
I am a 23 year old virgin, please leave me my one fucking corner of the internet in peace

I'm a few months into being 30 and I'm still a virgin, never had a girlfriend and never been kissed. I did have a date once but it was set up by other people and it didn't go well at all. Girl turned up late and poorly dressed, the "date" didn't last long and I got hard rejected even though I didn't really make much of a move. You just stop trying at some point cause you realise you walking garbage and you're fine with this. So I just look up porn and drawn hentai stuff and flirt with what I'll choose to believe is girls online to fill the hole. I'm fine with this now, everything is okay.

6, we can't stand each other nowadays though after spending all of kindergarden together and college later on.
I lost my chance with another girl on 1st year of college cause of her and our shitty symbiotic relationship.

Losing your virginity as a young adult or teen is a pretty big impact, on your self esteem. It's a rung of a much taller ladder, life-wise, but an important one.
For a lot of us, getting laid meant leaving all of the bullshit hoping to get laid, and the fear and anxiety behind. It's a huge stress dump. You know you can make it happen, so you don't even really think about it, until you don't have someone to have it with, so you go out and find another.
Incels and NEETs have never had a relationship, so they don't get that after a while, the sex dies off, and then it's just about getting along with each other, until you don't. The only fun sex is new partner sex, really, after the newness dies off, then it's just comforting, like jerking off every moment is to them.
It's like trying to imagine what it's like to be rich, when you've always been poor. The fantasy never really matches up with the reality. So of course sex is the "holy of all holies" to an incel, because they'd have to have it regularly to understand being bored with it, eventually.

First real kiss was as a freshman in high school. Never forget it, or her. Never did more, but she's always gonna be the first. You never forget the firsts.

about 20 maybe

>tfw lost my virginity at 26 and I never cared about sex again

It was all hype and it made me feel like shit when I was a virgin but it was fucking nothing.

Fuck movies and tv for making incels feel bad over fucking NOTHING.

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calm down and have sex, incel

We have this thread every fucking day.

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People who use having sex as a goal or a measurement are always the ones who have the least amount of sex - because they still think the act of getting your penis into a vagina is a high bar to reach.

Him being a virgin at that age isn't unbelievable, what's unbelievable is how he still seems to be functional and relatively happy with his life (until coworkers make fun of him).

Realistically, it would make him extremely insecure and possibly suicidal.

I'm a 27 year old khv and it's part of why I can't stop thinking about the 13 Reasons Why bathtub scene

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I'm 29 and have hardly ever left the house without my parents in my whole life

Your parents completely fucked up raising you.

same desu

>what's unbelievable is how he still seems to be functional and relatively happy with his life (until coworkers make fun of him).
That probably was the reason why he was functioncal and happy. He didn't surround himself without people constantly saying "have sex". As soon as he comes and contact with those types of people (his co-workers), things change for him. It's kind of fucked up when you think about it.
He was content with his lot in life, but people demanded he be unhappy about it.

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Yeah I lost mine at 5 when my uncle took me out back in my tree house.

kek wills it

His financial situation in the movie isn't really believable. He'd be a lot poorer (and thereby more miserable) working that sort of job at 40 years old.

I first french kissed a girl when I was 12 years old in the 6th grade. The girl was Jewish and named Emily

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I was a 28 year old virgin. Didn't even cum my first time. Actually didn't cum until the second time and then well the three seconds right before I came were amazing but the rest seemed silly to me afterwards. When I consider the amount of energy I spent thinking and wanting it, I may have overvalued it in my mind.

Imagine the butthurt if this movie was about a 30 year old virgin haha. Good thing I lost mine at 24 :^)

bros, how’d you end up how you are? for me, it was
>over protective religious mother (raised by a single mother)
>homeschooled
>went into school for a few years and was severely bullied
>had a speech disability
I’m now a shut -in virgin neet

>24
The normal age for Male humans to first procreate is 16. Rolling On The Floor Laughing Copter.

>implying we live in normal times

I'm willing to bet the vast majority here are just failed normies who were the "shy, quiet type" that just never approached a girl in their life and then were content to sit on their computer all day after high school/college was over, and otherwise see nothing wrong with themselves mentally even if that probably couldn't be further from the truth.

>have over protective religious parents that monitor everything I do
>they even monitor my email without telling me
>make me stay at home instead of live on campus

but what really vexes me
>have a hot 10/10 Indian crushing on me in high school
>mom doesn't let me go out with her and rants about mulatto babies
>that was 10 years ago
>she's a successful doctor now and still hot
>I'm a 28 year-old virgin that hasn't held a woman's hand

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Amazing when you consider how stupid a 16 year old is. Does anything have more potential life-altering consequences than sex?

For some reason the gene that compels men to talk to women just doesn't seem to exist in me. Never at any point in my life has my sex drive managed to overpower my fear of initiating conversation.

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If you ever get bored of sex is because you are shit at it.

Poor baby I'm 31 and never kissed. At this point I think a hooker isn't even worth it anymore. It's over

Molested and raped multiple times from 2 years old to 4 years old

> He's never had sex with someone he doesn't like or respect

>More than half of Yea Forums is a bald virgin
>Most of them haven't even held hands with a girl
What the fuck happened?

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Not really, except maybe drug use.

I just don't leave my room that much

17 years old, my first and last kiss. I'm 26 now.

you're only radicalising incels more and as such you are partially responsible for anything they do in the future

>lost my virginity at 20
>we were both virgins and the same age
>despite that, I was twice her size
>tight as hell
>my cock felt like it was being crushed in her pussy
>after we finish, I have blood on my penis from popping her cherry

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Normies scared the other half away

Wel I'm a virgin every fucking day.

>tfw fear of intimacy
volcel mindset

I’ll have you know I still have a full head of hair, good sir

Lost it at 29... a succubus stole my wizard powers from me

Whoah, literally me.

How does it happen this late? I turn 29 this year.

I lost my virginity at 19, should I kys myself?

Get better at sex.

Please explain

You can't lie me, you paid her for that.

I just want to know what it's like

>things that didn't happen

What's stopping you?

Tell it to reddit fag

Sex is overrated.

Just pay a prostitute if you're that desperate, you'll see it is just another meme.

I lost mine at 17 to an 8/10 16 year old virg. Got drunk before so I lasted a while too. D-d-did I win guys? Dick is still average though

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s-stop :(

salty milk and coins

Literally me. I don't give a shit that I'm a virgin though.

Try having sex.

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On Ausgust 1 I’ll become a 24 year old virgin. Tips on losing it before then?

If I were to become that desperate, what's the best way to go about doing that, in the USA?

First thing that came to mind was Craigslist personals but that's no longer a thing

I'm 23 and it feels like I was 18 yesterday. It's fucking over

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The hell is this plot? So these guys supposedly have sex every day AND jerk off to porn? As a working man with hobbies and responsibilities, how the fuck do you have time and energy for all that?

put benis in bagina

>27 year old virgin here
>Never dated or kissed either
At 19 I had a 9/10 girl stroke my hair one day at class after I smiled at her on a class trip. One time another girl said I was cute in a club . However, my infinite autism and cowardness in making a move pushes girls away.

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ಠ_ಠ

I'm 27 and have never had sex with a woman. Come at me.

Seriously though people should have as much sex as they want and not give a shit about social pressure. I don't respect people who have sex because they're afraid to be seen to be a virgin, though most people will naturally have sex before they're 20, and t's not like there's a clear dividing line to be drawn.

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Just be yourself bro. Works for me.

23. Went on a date with a megafat 1/10 with a decent personality. Looked like a 2/10 with makeup on and if she didn't do that I might have refused. She hit on me with sext talk before the 2nd date. But without her gussying up I might have gagged instead of really kind of liking it. Felt her tits shortly after. We touched each other's genitals weeks later. Unfortunately I had to call it off. Her being sick or whatever for two months is too much. She took it well. Kissing for the first time at 23 is pretty wild though. Very validating even if she's uggo.

almost same situation (august and turning 24 too). maybe we can have gay sex?

>be me
>be decent looking and in great shape
>get hit on frequently but act like an autist and drive people away
>0 social skills
>haven't had sex in 3 years

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Just a firm handshake, son, and a couple kneepads.

I’ll have sex with you

Do this. Just wear VR goggles and watch POV porn with headphones

God speed

The privacy and autonomy of masturbation. Turns out you don't stop hating jerking off.

I'm from a 3rd world shithole so I wouldn't know.... there should be plenty of hooker sites for you to find and check prices/services.

Then you just get to their place and let her do all the work, it won't matter if you're a virgin because prostitutes mostly sleep with old fucks and perverts, having a young naive man is like playing with a new toy for them, they'll be eager to show you all the roastie trix.

Fat chicks-not even kidding

Cringe

See what I mean?

Anyone so disconnected from society that they can't even associate with other people let alone a woman?

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I DON'T COME TO THIS BOARD TO BE DESCRIBED WITH 100% ACCURACY. FUCK YOU.

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The way fat chicks smell often makes me nauseous

My anime obsessed younger brother had sex before me and I am ashamed

See ya space cowboy

Just create a tinder account.

22, surprising given that I am fairly popular with the ladies.

Haha yes I get that they're all whores but that's still not literal pay-for-sex prostitution.

like 6, but my first real one was 15

I think what you anons really want is intimacy/a gf rather than just sex

Sex is a PART of intimacy/having a gf, but as far as I'm concerned sex with a random thot/hooker isn't much better than masturbating

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Make the real decision that you WILL have sex.
It worked for me when I was 25 years old.
Had something happen in my life, decided then and there, it's time to get it over with already.
Lost my V card a few months later in a drunk hook up.
Another hook up a few weeks later.

The moment I started was a bit more than 1 year ago. I keep track of my progress, which is kinda weird and creepy, I realize.
Look at this (this is counting girls, not times):

2017
First: 0
Second: 0
Third: 0
Fourth: 0
Fifth: 0

2018
First: 8
Second: 5
Third: 3
Fourth: 2
Fifth:0

2019

First: 6
Second: 5
Third: 3
Fourth: 3
Fifth: 1

Total

First: 14
Second: 10
Third: 6
Fourth: 5
Fifth: 1

May not look great to someone with actual game, but considering I was a virgin with no hope of ever achieving anything of the sorts just over a year ago, I am pretty damn pleased with myself.
I have successfully seduced women, a few of which were pretty damn attractive.
I even got myself a fuckbuddy now.

Well it did user. She was above my league aswell, and I still talk to her to this day (I'm 24 now).

But yeah, it's the gods honest truth.

31

I was too, at that age, once I spread my net outside the university. Once I had a stable job.
The problem then was to sort out the decent women from the golddiggers and worse.
I never did figure all that out in time, so now I'm a 40+ nonvirgin who wishes he remained pure.

I finally lost it last year at 24. Didn't really change much to get to it, I just started speaking to one specific girl and apparently she liked me a lot

Based

>sex with GF
No condom, lots of kinky weird shit, zero self-confidence issues, a personal connection that leads to better sex
>sex with random club whore
Awful condom sex, can't feel shit because of condom and drunkenness, stale positions, no intimacy, constantly paranoid

Why do you want pay-for-sex specifically?

I don't really, mostly just curious how you -would-do it, since it's not legal here

I don't think virgins are aware of that

t.joker

>I even got myself a fuckbuddy now! So cool to have SEX but not have to have a truly intimate and emotionally fulfilling relationship. So empowering amirite fellas?

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Literally just look up "escorts near me" the sites aren't even hidden, and most of them have links that show if someone is fake and used the same number with a different picture. If you're not a retard it's easy as fuck to not get scammed or arrested

The likelihood of this happening is nuts. Enjoy your 10/10 colombian sex slave that will throw herself at you randomly tomorrow

It was admittedly easier when craigslist personnels was still a thing, but they're now on dating sites/apps. Spend a little time on one and it's pretty obvious without completely spelling it out.

Oh you like kinky sex you little faggot cuck

Legitimate 32 year old wizard here. I actually exaggerate or lie less on Yea Forums than anywhere else, which probably isn't the norm, but I don't feel the need to due to the anonymity

What do first, second etc refer to?

>what's unbelievable is how he still seems to be functional and relatively happy with his life
Not really. For a teenager or twenty-something it might be unrealistic to be perfectly content never having sex. But for someone that age, it's totally possible that they've used their adult brain and got over it. It's also possible that they have an actual disorder and find relationships unappealing.

Just find more autistic boards.
Yea Forums is normalfag central, there are zero barriers to entry to this board's topic.
Visit /jp/, /vp/, or /toy/.

It's good you can laugh at yourself, user. Being able to laugh at your flaws when people josh you makes you a more pleasant person.

You don´t, it´s Jewish subversion.
Fucksake there´s a degenerate Kike even in the webm.

As it should.
Fat girls are even worse than whores.
Literally sticking your dick in a sewer, but fuckboi pieces of shit actually like it.

I lost my virginity at 13
Didn't use a partner till 18

NO, moron.
But eventually it dawns that women cannot even provide basic intimacy and companionship anymore without their fucking drama.
So the need to monkey around for one of these silly things vanishes COMPLETELY.

>have sex once in my life at 17
>was so drunk i can barely remember it
>im 32 now

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*attention*
you're just like one of us!
happy now, normalfag?

Yeah pretty much
I had a gf in high school and recently tried finding middle aged women to fuck on swingers sites with cuck husbands
It makes me feel so empty, the sex means nothing, I want an emotional attachment
I want my gf back
One of the women I meet I have quite long conversations with and she’s really nice, we talk about music and food and I’m disturbed by how attractive I think she is emotionally
I feel so jealous of the cucks who have love it’s not fair
I think the husbands are more into it than the women too, so it’s not like I could turn it into an actual affair with a romantic aspect
If I could find a gf again I would but it’s been years of trying and nothing
I want monogamy and my gf back bros, I miss cuddling and watching movies, I miss making dinner for her, I miss having someone to share everything with

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never

I'm 26

>This film is to far fetched
>to

>words words words
You could stop at "I had a gf." If I wanted to read what normalfags have to say I'd go to reddit.

So you enable degeneracy by being a willing participant in cuckoldry? You don't deserve happiness. You are a disgusting creature and I will enjoy the fact that you are miserable like a tasty treat. You made your bed, now lie in it.

Plus you are fat. I guarantee it. There is literally no reason not to hire a prostitute

>a 27 year old
So you´re still absolutely clueless and think you know everything.
You know why?
Because you´re brain actually still isn´t fully developed, that´s still teenage thinking. Wait 3-5 more years and your jumbled thoughts should clear up greatly.

Approaching the half century wizard mark I can explain to you a simple truth.
Man does NOT need woman, but woman NEEEDS Man.
Sure you feel the urge, but it´s just that.
An urge, like alcoholism or smoking.
Beatable by a made up mind.

Women have biological clocks that tick and when they ring they are out of eggs and useless.
Men have PSYCHOLOGICAL clocks!
Once you spent TOO MUCH time alone you become content and actually PREFER the peace and solitude of your own company.
Being naturally introverted helps.
Also that pretty much everybody else out there are GIANT IDIOTS.

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>muh prostitute
Sex without love is a sin.

I bet you thought this sounded epic and baddass like your eighties' heroes.

>and just so happens to pick burgerlands age of consent
pls, after 14 and you're already slacking

im 29 and ive fucked probably 20 girls at this point. this isnt counting random make outs or anything else

Woah, cool blog!

Thanks for proving my last point, you guys never disappoint.

>you guys
So you admit you're an outsider. Why not stay there?

If you haven't lost your virginity by age 20 there's no hope for you

I'm glad I never had sex, never will either.
Other people I know in their 20s have families to support, spouses nagging at them, boyfriend or girlfriend drama.
None of those burdens will ever tie me down.
I am forever above such things.

Yes. I enjoy inserting a tail buttplug inside my girlfriends asshole and pounding her from the back. I enjoy her dressing up in outfits that I never even told her to dress up in. I enjoy her blowing me under the table spontaneously. If your mind immediately went to "lol u liek getin fukt by strapon fegt" I think you're the one hiding some skeletons in your closet, faggot.

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So you´re obviously an idiot, why keep posting and proving it to everybody?

Hey fuck you

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>39 year old virgin watching baiters baiting all the fucking time
>pretending they're not retarded
Feels weird, man

40 year old? Lol what a show off! Quit bragging dude!

cringe

Not my fault bitches be all stuck up and can’t see me for the cool dude I am! Fuck these cunts I’m gonna just turn gay and fuck dudes that’ll show em what they missed out on!

I was bullied directly and indirectly pretty much all throughout school, resulting in rock bottom confidence and self-esteem.
Only reason I was like that is because everyone around hated me and wanted nothing to do with me. I'm not shy or introverted. And although at work I'm quite talkative that wasn't the case at all back in school.

>tfw most people think I'm a virgin despite not being
What the fuck, man. Hate being weird and awkward.

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Probably pretty common if you was born on the spectrum and weird. Pretty much a guarantee you’ll go through life friendless and never getting laid.

I don't care at all about the fact I'm a virgin, except deep down I'm nervous that if others were to find out, they wouldn't take any of my opinions seriously, like how no one takes a fat person's opinions seriously.

>(((hollywood))) board is antisemitic
user, I...

when will it end bros

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I’m asexual so it don’t count! I haven’t had a sexual desire my whole life fucking is for deviants and faggots

You've made me remember the stupid flower scene. I was a virgin when I watched it and it turned me on. But it's just retarded.

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lmaoing @ your life

Didn't that actor killed his wife?

I heard some fag trying to claim asexual as part of the growing lgbtqia+ list of weird freaks. There’s so many were sunsets of different kinds of faggots now but asexual has gotta be the faggiest of them all

*^subsets lol not sunsets that’s autocorrect for ya

it doesn’t count if you have to pay for it

>doubting the autism of Yea Forums
fuck off normalfags

>make fun of virgin men
>demand government steal money from them to give to you
>be surprised when they lash out and murder
I for one cheer onthe Eliot Rodgers of the world.

Hey not all of us were not born with charisma and good looks like you alpha dude bros who won the life lotto! Hooker is the only option for us ugly loners

>engaging in sex acts that I disapprove of is faggy
>not engaging in any sex acts at all is also faggy

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I've been raped multiple times by women and this is the only way I was able to experience sex. They weren't pretty and I was not attracted to them. I still say I'm virgin if anyone asks.

I want a trips gf...

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>I took this woman to dinner and paid for her meal and paid for her jewels and paid for the cab fare and paid for all these little gifts for her and her drinks at the bar and now she let me have sex with her in the vagina. That's totally different from a prostitute except it isn't. All women are whores and a prosittue is just removign the rigamarole.

My first time is at 25

>the "26 year old virgins" are 18 year old virgins and "incels" are on one or two month dry spells.
I tell people I'm 29 and a barely functioning adult, could you imagine?
This isn't real, it can't be, can't seem to wake up, maybe I'll have to off myself

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digits and everyone gets gfs

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I am a regular [CHAIR CLATTERING] poster and I am in a 3 year relationship

The young maid in that show was 10/10 holy shit she was fucking hot.

I know that feel, shemale didn't help either(although I didn't pay for him, found him through cl-level ad)