What's your favorite Spanish-language movie?

Plebeyo

this one

Animas Trujano The Important Man.

For me? It's him losing all his money at the casino(including his atleti pin).

Es que eres un pendejo contrarian, por eso no lo entiendes.

вyфыв

Y tu mamá también

>Horny Spanish Flies: Lorena Sanchez scene

Shrék

fuck off discord tranny

Porque eres un marica, por eso

Contratiempo was entertaining

8th Street Latinas

the secret in their eyes

I’m cheating cuz it’s like half and half

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It is pretty good

Eres un pendejo total. Regresa a tus mamadas de los Verduleros 5.

Wait, they literally translated torrente to Stream? What country are you from?

basado y rojoempastillado

A lot of what happens in the movies wouldn't fly today, there's one scene where he rapes some chick while she sleeps

como consigo una novia rubia cuando onions mexicano y feo jaja

He's memeing, fucking dumb Manolo.

no te gusta del taco pero bien que pagaste para ver no manches frida 2

> just meme movies mentioned

El Verdugo o Viridiana probably

>D7H_hTZW4AAd2GQ.jpg
bueno

based. but i swear some of these bitches aint mexican

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coral chavez

Los vengadores, cuarta parte: El final

PUTAS

La Hora de los Hornos

she looks like she fucks black-hispanic men

youtu.be/CiGlrGF49Ok

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TimeCrimes

Jajaja porque estas dlv pinche prietito, orale a chingarte unas quesadillas de queso ajjaja pobre puñeton

>8th Street Latinas
Please be porn

Hot damn. That looks like my asian roommates gf.

Airbag

Does she have an insta?

El Topo is the only one that is truly great.

So, do you wash your hands before or after peeing?

>Spaniards call The Hangover: Bullfighter 'Airbag'
Manolo and his crazy translations.

Haven't watched many
REC and REC 2 are kino though

can you use google?

The Sea Inside(Mar Adentro).
If you haven't watched it, then do it.
It's depression kino of the highest order. It tells the (real) story of a fisherman that got paralized from the neck down and battled the Justice system for his right to kill himself with dignity.

Airbag like in Airbag

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El día de la Bestia

>mexico
>white

"Men With Guns." There are several movies with that name, I'm referring to the 1997 John Sayles movie.

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Después de Lucía o Rojo Amanecer.
Mi negro. Puto del Taco es el director más meh del mundo, solo se la maman por ser compatriota.

Im american, beanboy, now go pick some oranges for me sweety

Based and redpilled

Para mí es Habla con Ella

cidade de deus

>le tira mierda a del toro
>le gusta perras
salte de aqui jotazo

nombre?

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Para mi es Tizoc (Amor Indio)
Absolutamente Kino

Coral Chavez Instagram doesn't pull her up

El secreto de sus ojos

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>anywhere but sweden and norway
>white

El caballero oscuro: la leyenda renace

this one

>sweden
>white

El infierno is KINO

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pedro go clean my house, you have shit taste in movies

Ace Ventura Spanish dub

Manquiña es cristo.

como odio a los mexicanos y su bastardizacion de la lengua de cervantes. por lo menos los argentinos le añadimos pasion. indios de mierda.

Abre los Ojos.

You nerds probably know the American remake as Vanilla Sky.

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*blocks you are path*

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Based.

I'm glad to see you are not the sons of the gasman.

the body and contratiempo

based and trannypilled

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Just watched this and it’s pretty great

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>not ONE mention to Jodorowsky
nu-tv really is as shit as Yea Forums huh

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see

For spanish movies definetly Jamón, jamón
For mexican movies Los Caifanes. Mexico used to produce such kinos
Never heard of a good south american movie, though

El Santo vs. Blue Demon

I'd let her cousins jump over if I get to drink some of her milk

>For me, it's La Isla Minima

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Policías de Repuesto

>Stream

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BASADO

youtube.com/watch?v=b_zDbkc8HLo

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Kinografia.

Los mamadores: Findeljuego todavía esta en el cine, lleguenle a la verga pendejines.

K I N O

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It is literally the first link you muppet

A del toro solo se la chuparon cuando gano el oscar por la cual es facilmente su película mas sobrevalorada.
De ahi en fuera al mexicano promedio le vale verga lo que haga, por eso se tuvo que ir a españa para hacer kino.
La unica razon por la que es relevante es para que toda la bola de mediocres patriotas que no lograran nada en toda su vida, menos viviendo en un pais bananero, sientan orgullo de algo en lo que no tuvieron nada que ver.

Interesante y agridulce.

Es una puta porqueria
si te gusta esta mierda deberias matarte

Aprovechando el hilo /ñ/, cuál es, en su opinión, el equivalente de Armond White hispanohablente? No leo mucha crítica en español, pero me gustaría empezar a hacerlo.

>La unica razon por la que es relevante es para que toda la bola de mediocres patriotas que no lograran nada en toda su vida, menos viviendo en un pais bananero, sientan orgullo de algo en lo que no tuvieron nada que ver.

Mejicalpan en una cascaradenuez.

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Fuera de aquí.

Italo Passalacqua

cringe

I like it's low budget charm.

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mantente enfadado, MOO-CHACH-OH

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Vayan a chuparse las vergas Gael y Diego. Es lo único que saben hacer.

Buen bait fella

[•REC]
>GRABALO TODO, POR TU PUTA MADREEEEEEEE!!!

How you doin' Kristoff?

this

Sauce?

Relatos Salvajes aka Wild Tales

The Day of the Beast - El día de la bestia

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she’s cute what’s her name?

felipe
just use reverse image search you thirsty faggots

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any social media?

the one where they cross the boarder illegally

Rudo Y Cursi

El Angel Exterminado

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The Devil's Backbone

ten sexo, incel de mierda

is it just the version I watched, or is there no subtitles when they speak in spanish? I saw it on tv btw, I just thought it was a nice touch

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Jamás he leído una crítica de cine en español, no creo que existan. Creo que lo más cercano a eso es el tipo que hace los videos del lore de LotR en jewtube.

No hay. Podrías ser tú user.

old one: Canoa A Shameful Memory (1976)

new one: El secreto de sus ojos

Y Tu Mamá También

this one

>Stream

Torrente is his last name. It's not supposed to be translated.

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esa del niño que falleció estrellado por un coche y su mama va por barcelona para buscar el papa que los dos abandonó por ser puto transexual.

>REC and REC 2 are kino though
You mean the one where some stoner has a magical video camera that can rewind time?

I've only watched the first one. Is the second any good?

What's the deal with los Verduleros?

Ese no era Chandler de Friends?

>>>>>>>>STREAM

maldito google translator

...

no, pero se aproxima jaja, es la en que se estrenó penelope cruz

Almodovar es un puto maricón y sus películas sobrevaluadas. Trata de encontrar una sola película de él que no tenga un travesti

malísima

No esa es Jamon Jamon donde sale Bardem

El secreto de sos ojos

...

Based

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de acuerdo. ademas no tienen un tésis... ni argumento con conclusión definida. Pura masturbación inutil

Almodovar es lo peor que le ha pasado al cine de España.

Invasión (1969)

>estrenó
En que forma?

That's Angela White, a white Australian porn star

Bring me the head of Alfredo garcia

Para mi? Como Agua Para Chocolate

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Sexo, Pudor y Lagrimas
Matando Cabos
Nicotina
Amores Perros

en mi mente al darme pajas

Tesis y saben que, tambien me gusto la version gringo de Joel Schumacher 8mm

who is this puta

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>mexican pleb core

I really liked a shitty indie film someone made inspired by the Cumbres' murders, but it was gender swapped so that was cool.

>look mon, i made mexican pulp fiction, am I a director now mom?

does that title mean dog lovers?

that guy is the best part of both movies
youtube.com/watch?v=2kwqX381dg0

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This one

You don’t know what you’re talking about

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One of my first faps

money heist
i removed the filler and edited it into a 3 hour kino

Carlos Boyero, el crítico de El País.

Angela Blanca

Based

post it

The Untamed.

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HOLY SHIT SAUCE

Patrician taste, guys, watch this, for real.
Its pretty fucking good

Based and Jodorowskypiled

La vida de los peces

They translated Torrente as Stream?????, are you for real??, that is beyond retarded, last names are not supposed to be translated.

God I wish that were me

basado y rojo peeled

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Quien es el mas sobrevalorado?
>Iñárritu
>Del Toro
>Cuarón
>Almodóvar

P E S C A D O R

amores perros

Cantinflas movies are pretty based
My favorite is probably Un Dia Con El Diabo
He plays a newspaper seller that ends up in the military after a deserter knocks him out and swaps clothes with him, after he dies he decides to check out hell while wandering around in heaven hence the title

Cállete perro manches Frida es un classico

apex kek

siguiendo con las argentinas porque este thread está lleno de tacos, está re quemado pero obligatory relatos salvajes (wild tales)

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Rudo y corsi

what the fuck?

my dad loves this this

La Prima Angelica

>pinche
>weon
Why can't Mexicans or Chileans have the retarded need to interject these words in every sentence? Are they incapable of normal human speech? They're so retarded they don't get other cultures can't into their meme words yet they spam this shit constantly.

Historias Extraordinarias > Relatos Salvajes

Based Kristoff

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>tfw colombian zoomers are starting to use wey and a la verga
It sounds so fucking retarded

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>her

Truly south of the border

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t. el vato que vio todas las de la risa en vacaciones

>enough spics to fill a containment thread
This board has officially gone to hell.

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>this board
this sitio, amigo. we run this shit now
Which brings me to ask, why are spic memes so fucking bad?

>ask
Based retard

Dragon Ball tier lists are a GOAT meme, fuck you. So is UNA VELA.

youtube.com/watch?v=r6mqVYf5eAI

Alatriste. its MAXIMUM 30 years war.

Go tell it to the frenchies. They even translate Putin as Poutine.

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The pornzomboid brainlet reveals his final form

Dios mío, el orco teton de los yermos australes

That was always the case dummy

>Stream

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Risto Mejide

Not quite, in many spanish speaking countries, "perro" or "de perro" is used to say something is tough, or just plain shitty, so a "amor perro" or "dog love" would just mean a tough or shitty love

>A-argentina is white bro

Not everyone commenting here is even from a spanish speaking countrie, let alone south american, its like claiming this board is full of canadians because there is a french speaking movie thread

>tfw no qt japmexican gf

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shrek in spanish

I don't watch anything from Mexico, I didn't even know they produced anything other than fruit and big titty news anchors that do softcore porn while telling you the weather.

The One That Wasn't Made

that's fair. reasonable mexicans don't want anything to do with México either

Bueno

There are not mexicans westerns?
Latin america filming industry is full of shit , is all about narcos and fuckers fucking each other...

Me on the right.