Advert kino thread

thought that thing was replaced by this

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Here’s your juice advert bro!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9IgpzA4pYAM

classic user

so how do i prevent this accident, it doesnt say at the end

youtube.com/watch?v=yk-6quA0eNw
Unironically love it

NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T YOU LITTLE GOBLIN LIAR

This board has become another /pol/ ghetto, fucking hell.

Oh fuck off, are you seriously defending big corporations virtue signalling for cash?

Imagine being friends with this midge and having to pretend that you believe her stories about getting men's phone numbers. How sad that would be

didnt she?

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Literally how is this a /pol/ thread?

>SHE'S SO NORMAL LISTEN TO HER TALK ABOUT WEDDINGS AND DANCING AND GETTING WITH MEN SEE HOW TOLERANT WE ARE MIDGES ARE PEOPLE TOO.
It's just sad. Anybody should be able to tell that being born that way dooms you to a miserable life. Pretending otherwise is sadcringe

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warwick edgelord will backtrace you

m.youtube.com/watch?v=LjfNyCo8L5w
Drink this water if you are a dirty cunt queue jumper

Nearly, 5'9 here

Not even a midget more like she survived a terrible accident and was then thrown acid on ber face

youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

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Eugenics

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What kind of terrible accident could possibly leave her like that? Was she left in the washing machine on a high heat setting or something?

Ok this had me laughing but
Killed me

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youtube.com/watch?v=VJU2nvYxINM

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>when your alcoholism beats out your depression

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Someone post the pasta already

Happening right now

literally me but with newcastle brown

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Which one? I feel like I know the one you are thinking of but I don't have it and haven't seen it in a while

She probably thought you were trying to make fun of her.

Took you until now to realize?

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It's her only option really

someone post the copypasta about this commercial

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility. What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

there it is

BASED

this is God tier . let warwick read it

>dooms you to a miserable life
Bitch should just get some plastic surgery, and maybe learn how to walk and shit.

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I lol'd. The right-wing in america is the wrong-wing in all matter of science.

>learn how to walk and shit
this .. sides lost

based, I was waiting for this

>invite it to your house
>squash it
>oops must have stepped on something :^)

we looked for you in the catalogs

we need edge lord midge now to threaten .. might have to let him see this

I love how 'goblin' is in those paraphrase marks as if he's using it as the acceptable terminology. Great pasta

don't work, stay a NEET and only use a microwave to cook

always worth a read

Yes because having a nuclear family with morals and values that care to promote a better future is unnatural, and being homosexual and mutilating yourself is totally scientific.

Dont feed bad b8

>everything offensive on Yea Forums is /pol/
fuck off back to r*ddit. If you had your way this would be a censored hugbox like that shithole of a site you come from

kek how the hell did this get approved?

Bruh, is that Gwildor?

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Mah bad, just tired of this shit being real

Black "people" have no standards.

me on the right

what does this product do? what does it fucking do??

You now remember this
youtu.be/csrPT9ClVUc

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i didnt understand shit, so at the end it was actually a gay couple and she was just a uterus? what were they selling? what the fuck

No, this
youtu.be/JUowrnlMSPc

Keep your queen out of the kitchen, rub her feet when she asks, don’t become defensive when she invites another man into the bedroom, she’s your QUEEN after all.

CASH CARS KC MY NIKKAS

youtube.com/watch?v=JQ7TZ-3qILQ
youtube.com/watch?v=GixXrBpdvxY

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Unironically kino

>this is my life

It's obviously not the real advert you retard it's a Pol edit

The nuclear family IS unnatural.

>It offends me
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee /pol/
oh fuck off and neck ur selv m8

"relieve headaches"

The UK in a nutshell youtu.be/IEnuDHC-qh8

youtube.com/watch?v=qpD7Kl7pTxg
It's even relevant to people outside of sweden.

Just imagine kicking her in the head lol

Every time

why is it in English? Are swedes too cucked to use their own language?

you need to see a therapist

why is money being exchanged?

apply directly to the forehead

Dilate.

>sweden
>obligatory cuck shit
You can't make this up

youtube.com/watch?v=8sF_DEVg65Q
youtube.com/watch?v=8sF_DEVg65Q

Too erotic

>/pol/ in charge of a marketing team
youtube.com/watch?v=nn-zYXfdi1Y