>tfw no terror bird kino
getting sick of these dino flicks, when will get the true alpha animal kino?
Tfw no terror bird kino
What about the megalania or titanoboa?
i want to see people get swallowed whole
Got you covered bro
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there's that movie from the Czech Republic with the premise that a couple of boys travel back in time with a boat that features the terror bird..,
I unfortunately forgot the name of it but it was a very nice and scary scene...
>not based megatherium
dude
packs of elephant sized sloths
journey to the beginning of time. that bird chase was intense
>the virgin fat dodo vs the chad aztec god beast
australians fear him
there's like a trilion giant snake movies user
The first Anaconda and Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid(the one that got a theatrical release) are schlock kino
They're in 10000 BC
found it
His bones wherr like fucking paper. The buff terror bird would eat him no problem
thanks user, found but it is nice to know,others saw it
>terror BIRD
>not a dinosaur
lrn2biology
full movie:
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They can't even make proper feathered dinosaurs.
it ain't czech at all, wtf?
its dubbed you baboon
but it's starrrting in New Yorl City???
Probably only in the American version.
ok
still very comfy
still waiting on my Renanin kino
His bones were strong enough to support his weight and make it an active predator. It would btfo the terror bird anytime.
Pterosaurs disappeared because they got outcompeted by birds. By the time of Late Cretaceous birds cominated the skies, while most pterosaurs disappeared.
Dinosaurs are okay, it's just the films with them mostly suck. They always show the same few species and never some more unique creatures. We now know much more about dinosaurs than 20 years ago and yet they just repeat memes established by the Jurassic Park.
I had this on VHS, good times.
>all dilphosaurs are portrayed as smaller than they really were and have flaps of skin they can fan out and they all spit venom
They wouldn't be scary.
They are also afraid of feathers for some reason. They introduced deinonychus in Jurassic World Evolution, but it looks like this. It's awful.
Looks better than their velociraptors
>What about the megalania or titanoboa?
you're in luck, my dude! they literally announced a TITANOBOA flick a couple hours ago!
deadline.com
>from the writer of DOOM: ANNIHILATION
kek
Velociraptors are copied from the movie. With a different dromaeosaurid they could finally introduce feathered dinosaurs, but they fucked up and produced some weird shit that doesn't even look like a deinonychus without feathers.
shoo shoo shoebill!
>deinonychus without feathers.
Yeah that's the velociraptors
imagine aussies going to war with these bad boys
Imagine riding one of these badass birds into battle.