HYPE!

once dune is released.

Ah yes, my favorite super hero, Ironboy

What? I was busy checking out his huge ugly head instead.

>Mysteryo comes from a universe with elementals and also has magic powers
Which retard chose to make the dude who uses special effects to make illusions into a generic wizard?

My gods that poster is shit. Is that official?

It’s a ploy , the twist is gunna be that he is the bad guy all along and been using special fx to make the elementals

Why doesn't that dumbass just ask Michelle Jones out and be done with it?

yes it is
don't you remember the homecoming poster?

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>didn't give a fuck about Captain Marvel
>barely gave a fuck about Endgame once I heard the time travel plot and tranny shit, still haven't watched it
>less than zero fucks given about new Spiderman
>will probably never watch another Marvel movie
I'm like neo waking up from the matrix

>they made an even worse poster than the one for homecoming
How

Sony really needs to fire whoever is in charge of making these Spider-Man posters.

Ya think Jake smashed that bussy up one drunken night after shooting?

>HYPE!

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>Iron Man 5

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>TWO white men on a poster
um, ok...

tom is gay . jake is gay. they have the black actor or else it'd be brokeback 2.

Why is London in EVERY fucking Marvel film these days

I live here and it's an absolute shithole

>Gyllenhaal
>white
kek

>turning a semi-interesting villain into le epic plot twist DUDE I'M IN FACT THE BAD GUY NOT THE HEROIC BRO YOU THOUGHT I WAS randomshit wizard
>also using the movie to introduce the poor audience to Marvel's interpretation of the multiverse
no thanks

I swear to god if London Calling is a prominent part of the soundtrack I will begin ripping my hair out and gnashing my teeth

When has London been in Marvel movie? I can only remember Thor 2

>no mention of uncle ben
>web swinging for only one or two scenes
>no great power comes great responsibility
im calling it here
peter will not grow as a character all they care about is getting this “phase” off the ground

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>he takes the words of FUCKING MYSTERIO at face value
Holy fucking shit, you're actually retarded.
Like you have legitimate mental deficiencies.

Jews are white user. Also he of English and Swedish descent as well.

sony handles the marketing for these films and they apparently don't know how to design posters.

not that most of the mcu posters are fantastic or anything, but these two are easily the worst

it's confirmed angourie rice fucks the fat asian kid....expect the biggest Yea Forums butthurt of the decade

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It's not just a ""phase"", mom, UGH!

Is that an offical poster? Looks fucking awful

>home-coming
>far from home
So the next one is gonna be called "Spider-Man: Homesick"?

that game is the best superhero game of all time
Toby Maguire will always be my Peter Parker
I never saw any Garfield spidershit movies either
and I refuse to watch an oil drilling spiderman even though his character seemed alright in infinity war

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>happy marries aunt may in the end credits
>during the vows we find out his real name is actually Ben and happy is just his nickname

I'm not entirely sure you understood what I wrote, but that's okay user.

I understood what you wrote just fine.
Mysterio WILL NOT be from any alternate universe.
Because guess what Mysterio's ENTIRE shtick is?
Fucking illusions.
Retard.

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>still believing this incarnation will be anything like the original Mysterio and not a marvelized bastard
oh sweet summer child

> endgame
> tranny shit

>Both Homecoming and Far From Home have awful posters
>Homecoming's second trailer spoiled nearly the entire movie

Is Sony sabotaging those films on purpose?

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Wow looks like my hometown in Russia

Are you really this dumb?

what woudl russian spider man be like?

drunk

The entire point of this movie will be Spider-man leaving behind all the Stark tech and becoming his own man instead of Tony's rent boy. At the end he'll give back all his Stark stuff both to symbolically show him letting go of his grief for Tony's death and to show he's no longer going to rely on his technology.

something like this
youtube.com/watch?v=T4Oasn5EUac

>implying Sony isnt setting up for the eventual twist of Mysterio making all this shit up so he can look like a hero but eventually have his plan foiled by Spider-man or his tubby friend thus making him the true villain of the movie and not the elementals.

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tbqh the timing of this movie is really weird. right on the heels of avengers end game with spoilers for that movie to boot. the trailers were really low key and not a whole lot of fanfare or PR leading up to it. they should have aimed for a late summer or even fall launch. it had to have been sony who decided on an early summer window

whats with this home shit? pyderman home alone

Pretty sure the fatigue is gona happen RIGHT at this shitflic.

Too much diversitah.
The Holland guy just gives of an air of incompetence and Mr.Motherfucker quite frankly motherfucked himself out of the franchise with that retarded cat stunt.

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Some gopnik, Russian Aunt May though.

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>bblaaaaarrgghh help me tony stark

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Kinda feels like the title should be this:

>SPIDERMAN FAR FROM HOME FULL MOVIE HD GOOGLE: tiny.cc

kek the poster looks like one of those pirate streaming thumbnails

Because he does whatever a spider can

>the usual crowd makes a huge deal about spider-man being part of the MCU back in 2016 and acts like it's a huge victory
>first solo movie doesn't even make a billion
>very little excitement surrounding him (other than /ss/ fanfics)
what happened?

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It's not as great as Raimi's Spiderman

First big mistake, they gave us a full black MJ, who te fucks want to see that. another slut who got the role by fucking pigstein. two love interests two blacks, fuck that shit.

Because that's New York's ass

Nigga he's dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=b41oAgHJIro

Is there a single more overused city in film than london?
It pisses me off anymore.

Spiderweb comes from the butt in real spiders.

WTF is this shit? Looks like some direct-to-home video crap. Totally gay. #NotMySpider-man

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>all the tryhards think the tweest is mysterio is actually the bad guy
>turns out he really is from the multiverse
>comicfags are butthurt because they weren't ready for this kino

Screenshot this.

is this supposed to be the epilogue of the MCU? I know they're gonna make more but this is the final one of the whole phase trilogy right?

It's the last movie of phase 3 yes

Is this a new gay porn?

Put your damn mask on

>When is the fatigue for horror movies going to set in? It seems like there's a new one every couple months
>When is the fatigue for sci-fi movies going to set in? It seems like there's a new one every couple months

This is how stupid you sound

blergh why can't they spend more on poster design. not that I'm interested to watch The Avengers Member: Spiderman The Movie anyway

Cant wait to see raimiverse spiderman make a cameo

Marvel really need to slow down on the gay shit its really becoming enarassing

OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Basedb

I don't watch capeshit I just came here to shitpost

Iron Man 3
Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Ant-Man
Captain America: Civil War
Doctor Strange
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Spider-Man: Homecoming
Thor: Ragnarok
Black Panther
Avengers: Infinity War
Ant-Man and the Wasp
Captain Marvel
Avengers: Endgame
Now Spider-Man: Far From Home, everything happen in London.

>Happy is a member of the KKK

nailed it

Spider-Man: Home Alone

That’s fan poster right?

>ywn peel off that skin tight suit and demolish his boipussy

He dies and we see Ben written in the grave.

Samefagging

What do you think?

Yes

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Nobody cares, Ned is actually a good character and it’s worse that MJ is ugly and woke

Exactly. I actually do love Holland as Spider-Man but these two really spoil things. It’s not just bad casting, zendaya is literally racist and a shitty actress. Her woke character is insufferable.

>our guy jake getting bottom credit
Its over bros!!

yes here they're deciding who tops

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Literally stolen from reddit

>still watching these movies
I knew this board was full of retards

I'm only here for the potential of a Tom lust thread

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>he still coming to these threads to complain
I knew this board was full of retards

Missing Kandaka, our Nubian Queen, she's got a poster too

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