How would you go about making a Schopenhauer biopic?

How would you go about making a Schopenhauer biopic?

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You wouldn't
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cast the biggest loser i could find

Is he the most insufferable cunt in the history of philosophy?

He turns his attentions to Flora Weiss, a beautiful, spirited girl who has just turned 17. During a boating party, in an attempt to charm her, he smiles and offers her a bunch of white grapes. Flora later confides in her diary: "I didn't want them. I felt revolted because old Schopenhauer had touched them, and so I let them slide, quite gently, into the water behind me."

/ourguy/

Why would you turn down a revolutionary philosopher?

>to marry means to halve ones rights and double ones duties

In my case it means she pays half the bills, does all the laundry/dishes, I have someone to fuck for free and go to movies/dinner with, and I have an option to further my bloodline if I so choose

Most of my assets are in offshore accounts or in deposit boxes tied to money market accounts in false names and it is unprovable in court that I have access to them, so a divorce wont affect me

Anyone unmarried this way is a brainlet

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why did who wait?

m-maybe he was a depressed an autistic young person h-haha

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based

But when do you have some free time? People complain about tfw no gf but constantly having someone around you is exhausting

ok come back in 6 months - 2 years

yeah thought you'd delete that, fucking pussy

have sex

literally the only important he has ever said is that in the world, by default there must always be more pain than there is joy, and therefore the only logical thing to do is to let yourself die

When you realize this, everything pales in comparison, and the only thing left to do is to fight back against your own sense of survival

Not him, but I've been married for almost six years and free time is as easy as "hey, I'm gonna go do _______, see you later."

yes for like 1.5 hours a day

Yeah but she isn't attractive, that's the downside. It's not hard to find a submissive woman if you have low standards.

If you find it exhausting being around your wife, you married the wrong person. My wife makes me laugh, likes the same music, video games, music etc.

We are seeing John Wick 3 later and then probably fucking. Also find a woman that enjoys fucking. Thats my advice.

99% of males who complain "my wife doesnt wanna have sex, my wife this, my wife that" married the wrong woman.

The incel philosopher

>My wife makes me laugh, likes the same music, video games, music etc.
You just gave me social anxiety bro.

For now. While she chooses.

>an autistic white virgin was suicidal
Shocking.

>Also find a woman that enjoys fucking.
what's her partner count, haha

see you in 2 years

He's just like me.

>muh enjoys the same shit
Yeah if I sit around playing vidya I don't want someone else to look over my shoulder the entire time
>hurr durr we can fuck
Yes you don't need to spend all day together to do that

being equally basic is a recipe for success.

Where the fuck do I find a woman who likes harsh noise?

>Most of my assets are in offshore accounts or in deposit boxes tied to money market accounts in false names and it is unprovable in court that I have access to them, so a divorce wont affect me
how do you do this?

she was probably more into Hegel, the slut.

I know that feeling. I once offered a girl part of my fruit by the foot in elementary school and before she would eat it she washed it off.

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The only reason why niggers have no problem getting laid. Once you start having high hopes, you're fucked.

Hegelian girls are based and cute though

>depressed whiner
>a-all the best people don't have friends
absolutely based

schopenhauer was such a fag. i had to read some of his mopey ass for school and i resent him for it. will never read this beta incel again.

>the brain may be regarded as a kind of parasite
t. brain

>Most of my assets are in offshore accounts or in deposit boxes tied to money market accounts in false names and it is unprovable in court that I have access to them
how long have you been married? it sounds a bit like the moment you get bored you're going to start applying the same skillset to cheating on her that you're applying to tax evasion.

Then a horny 19yo nigger fucks the wife because "he doesn't give me attention anymore"/"it all became so boring/stale" or any bs like that.

>le everyone wants to cheat meme
Cheating is fucking ridiculous. It's just sex, man, why would you risk your relationship for that?

Dark comedy/tragic-comedy.

His wife is an uglo though. She wouldn't pay for everything otherwise.

I read an extract of his in Tolstoy's A Confession. Tolstoy was himself suicidal, yet he couldn't help noting Schopehaur's ability to recommend people kill themselves yet continue to write more books instead of acting on his own advice.

Tell that to women. 1 child out of 10 comes from cheating.

She was more interested in the chad nietzsche

In my experience girls being hot or ugly has nothing to do with their nature. A hot girl won't 99% be a whore. An ugly girl won't 99% be a good loyal stay at home girl.

They all have pussy. A 1/10 girl can go out and find someone to fuck her, it's as easy as dressing slutty and bending over.

The meme of "they wont be attractive" is misguised and ultimate bluepill.

The ultimate redpill is only seeing girls that are attractive and then filtering through the ones with the best tendencies. Its like a job application. When you have the right candidate you'll know.

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I would gladly have cheating women explain that shit to me. If it's emotional, just leave your partner

you literally just justified hiding your money by saying it helps limit your wife's freedom to divorce you, so now I think about it I guess control freakery is also likely to keep you from cheating on her. uh, congratulations?

yikes

Virgin when I met her.

Also find a virgin lads. I know I keep adding rules but its REALLY not hard.

Go to any church or volunteer center and find dozens.

nice mustache

>The ultimate redpill is only seeing girls that are attractive and then filtering through the ones with the best tendencies. Its like a job application. When you have the right candidate you'll know.
You need to have social skills and many friends to do that, this is where people ITT failed.

For me, it's Kierkegaard

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>people ITT
I think you mean people on Yea Forums, normalfag
Go back

Schopenhaeur may have pulled women's collective card but he basically was a fucking vagina.

>i'm special because i'm an outcast
get married

it's a bunch of different shit. sometimes it's a single reason, sometimes it's more than one. basically think of why you would cheat and those are the reasons but then add a bunch of female-specific reasons like security, dependence, emotional support etc.

It's okay to have different likes, don't center a relationship around likes, if you can enjoy being around them thats good enough.

>incel
>only 2 results
I'm disappointed

You can be iceberg levels deep but you won't find common ground that way. It's good to like things that are basic for social reasons.

they think of their children as their children, not any particular man's children, and will rationalize that whichever man acts as a child's father IS effectively their father as long as they view him as satisfactory in that role (i.e. paternity is social to them not genetic).

No, I belong here because of it
Go back

4 years. It's good to be realistic and protect your assets.

9/10 times males don't marry these days is fear of losing assets. Remove that fear and marriage, to the right woman, is nothing but benefits

As someone who has dated something like pic related and worse, i have to say the better looking the woman the more they take shit for granted.
My worst sex experience was with the best looking woman i've dated (like 9/10 or something), as she gave me wibes that i am now "granted" to fuck her.
It was like she gave me permission to use her for sex and she didnt need to put any input back. Its very hard to explain better than that. Where as some women i'd say were "worse" looking at least knew better what sex is about (and made the act more enjoyable to eachother).

tl;dr good looking women are horrible at sex and probably schizo

>think of why you would cheat
I wouldn't, that's the whole point
It's just sex

damn son you gotta small dick explain that to me

No, there are many 40 years old married normalfags on Yea Forums these days.
Go back to /r9k/, incel.

If that situation occurs you married the wrong woman

Set the precedent early in the relationship. Tell your SO youre peacing out for half the day, weekend, whatever and do it. If they have a problem with it, then fuck it, on to the next one. Once you start excessively compromising your own needs and wants, it's over

I sat in my workshop for five hours and I only saw her when she brought me a glass of water.

On one day of the weekend

HAVE SEX

I remember when Yea Forums used to love Schopenhauer. Now after the reddit invasion its all a bunch of “WAAAAAAAH HE’S AN INCEL”
Fuck I hate nu-chan.

He’s just another one of the emo pseuds that dominated the era. Trying to convert their angst about being upset emotionally into rationality and reason applicable to the real world. By nowerdays standards him, nietzsche and the others have been exposed

>automatically jumps to niggers fucking his wife
Watch less porn, stop being a cuck

>Tolstoy told Schopenhauer to KYS faggot
Philosophy is what autistic people did before the Chans

It’s the same people, they have just done reading and thinking since and gotten better taste. Anyone who makes sex and being lonely a significant part of their philosophy is not worth reading, it’s too basal.

Have sex

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how do we stop the antique incel epidemic?

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Don't bother reading books if you want to look good, having sex is the only thing that gives you credit here.
Nobody cares about you have to say, it's about finding out if you're an incel or not.

at least he did something productive about it instead of cutting his dick off like you.

No, shes a 9. Having a stay at home female is good but only works if there are children to take care of. If a female doesnt have her own professional goals and status, you married a woman with no ethic, who is basically a child. This will breed fights and contension over money. Don't marry a woman who is a loser.

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this is law in france by the way, paternity testing without the consent of the mother is illegal and if you were in a relationship when the kid was born it's your responsibility

what you have to say*

Im sorry user

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He didn’t. What meaning does Schopenhauer add? He’s an intellectualist who justifies his emo feelings by making bullshit statements about the real world, destroys meaning, and contributes nothing himself or says any significant. He’s a like a critic on some talent show.

>No, shes a 9.
ahaha sure thing buddy
as long as you're happy with her

>No, shes a 9
Sure
>posts Gadot
Hahaha

This was yesterday. You act as though spending time around people you care about is tortuous. I hope you also don't get upset over loneliness, user.

>You act as though spending time around people you care about is tortuous
Every day of the week, it sure as fuck is
> I hope you also don't get upset over loneliness
Of course I don't

>dude I totally married a 9/10 virgin who's a 5 star chef sucks my dick on command likes everything I like and shits solid gold bars
I don't get it, why LARP on Yea Forums of all places? Why not go larp on reddit where you actually have a name? You're just like that other larper claiming he had a loving wife a side girlfriend and multiple sex friends yesterday

>reddit invasion

Nobody comes to this board unless they were here in the 2000's, at it's height. Its mostly nostalgiafags now, and with time, everyone has matured / gotten married / etc. You must have matured and improved to still be here. Anyone else killed themselves long ago, or moved to wizchan and committed to the full incel self-exile lifestyle.

If you are under 21 what appeal does this site have over say reddit or any other place? This site is a shell of its former self, design and functionality wise. Its practically prehistoric compared to the rest of the internet.

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Redpilled.

Now the autists call themselves "auteurs" and have moved to making arthouse "films" and talking about the intricacies of the pinecone.

Notice all philosopher/auteur autists have the same haircut and self-sense of lofty pretentious social status.

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When you're ugly, you actually need to have a personality for people to enjoy being around you -- which is true for men and women. I've found that it's usually more pronounced in women, though. A fat chick is either 100% autismo or an absolute bro with no inbetween values.

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Second post best post. Schopenhauer is almost entirely worthless.

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France is so backwards its nearly in the dark ages

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She's a 9 for American standards. Probably a 7 in first world countries. I'm happy with her.

so this is the power of multiculturalism
impressive!

Not falling for it incel. Have sex.

>Found a woman who is a virgin
Not that hard, I literally gave you the process already. Go into a Church of Latter Day Saints and find two dozen.
>9/10
Not that hard, and attractiveness is subjective.
>Married
Perhaps the most non-LARP thing one can be. If I was LARPing I would own a brothel full of sex servants.

The incel is steaming off you like a vapor.

>getting married so normie liars stop larping

is this Yea Forums or wizchan?

incels please leave.

Nah, you are a larper, clear as day. That's why you are only giving the bare minimum of info while responding to every question with 'incel!!'

Of course!

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nobody cares, wojakposting faggot, kill yourself, you have no excuse to seek pity

>I felt revolted because old Schopenhauer had touched them
damn

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edgy

its comfy and you get to say nigger.