C’mon bro I’m about to start the kino. Get comfy or you’re gonna miss out

>C’mon bro I’m about to start the kino. Get comfy or you’re gonna miss out

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I got an erection by looking this pic, am I gay?

no but you are bi

Not one bit. Your boyfriend may be though.

>dude move over a bit you're taking the whole couch haha

>Sure dude, just let me finish posting this Sneed copypasta.

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he doesnt have any body hair so no

is titty fucking a mans asscheeks gay? serious answers only

I bet that guy is a retard.

>lying naked on a leather couch

Woah sneedposters look like TH*T?

Imagine the sweat haha

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I want to finger his butt and massage his prostate

It is photoshopped, right? Look at the size of those legs. Absolute unit.

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w-where should I sit?

>one second bro let me just finish posting this cunny thread

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No it's fine

>N-no homo

wow I bet he could snap my neck with those thighs

Yes, and all of them get laid multiple times a day with different girls.

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>big, dumb hot guy wants to watch kino with you

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do you not have a large tv to use?

The only way you could get a bf like this is by lifting. I'd try but I'm actually afraid I would fap to death to my own body in the mirror.

dude that guy has some thick fucking thighs and ass cheeks.

based apple chad

>dude NO just NO don’t put your head there - I’m about to —

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comfy? lying on your stomach but propped on your elbows to watch tv? barechest on a leather couch?

Dick game retarded

What’s he looking at on his phone guys?

From his sad expression, it seems some hotpocket deleted his carefully crafted Sneedpost.

>Hold up bro, I need to tell this guy to "have sex"

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