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Based kike nepotism. Hes right though. This week alone 3 different retards told me "they could have written a better ending". Dont get me wrong, Im not a fan of GoT since s3, but most people think that writing is easy. It really really isnt. Especially when youre working with someone else's source material.

I bet that was a roasty

>it's more difficult when it's already written for you
Is this a joke or are you working for HBO? How can it be more difficult when all the best scenes from the show are practically line for line recreations of the book? Are you stupid?

In fact the noticeable drop in quality was right after they got past the books and didn't have Martin as a crutch.

Are you retarded? How difficult is it to understand what I wrote?
>have 5 books
>run out of books
>have to come up with stuff from an already existing story, despite being a screenwriter, not a fucking novelist

stop defeding this pile of shit

based retard poster

>really really
get out

Write your ending to GoT then. In detail.

...

>run out of books
That didn't happen they chose to speed up certain story lines and write off entire storylines all together. They didn't run out of content or time they're actually just that bad. Yes Fat Fuck needs to write the books but it can't be overstated how terrible the show writers are at their job.

I'm fairly certain I would be able to write better shit if I had as much time as these two fucktards

I read the books twice. They did run out of material you fucking cretin.

>i'll just spout things i know aren't true for yous
To what end? Until your bored or are there a certain number of yous that you're fighting for?

They arent wrong but it shows they are butthurt
Supposing this is true

So then where was the Golden Company?

>>i'll just spout things i know aren't true for yous
Just because some storylines werent included all, doesnt mean the main story line isnt over by season 5. Stop moving the goalposts. They ran out of material.

i've seen entire season layouts written here that would have been leagues better

the average 4channer isn't a nepotistic jew though

They didn’t have to, they skipped two entire books for some reason

Unironically go on /r/asoiaf and read some of their discussions on improving the structure of season 8. If they can fix it, D&D could have if they'd given a fuck.

Young Griff?
Stoneheart?
All of Iron Island?
Rickon?
Dorne?
Get outta town.

>If they can fix it, D&D could have if they'd given a fuck.
>"fixed" implying an ending that you personally like
Then how come none of those people are professional writers?

jew nepotism you blind daft cretin

Can you fucking read?

>write your own goddamn show
We're working on it.
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>merit always brings relevant employment
user... you'll have to grow up sometime

You dont need Jewish nepotism to submit stories to contests, write spec scripts and writing novels and publishing on amazon.

Get your head out of your argument-less ass.

They skipped half of Feast and Dance, retard. Their exclusion of Aegon VI rendered the entire Dorne subplot pointless, as one example.

You know as well as I that the film industry largely revolves around nepotism. Moreover, while the people on /r/asoiaf have good ideas, they haven't *tried* to be professional writers.

>they skipped material so they ran out of material
wow no shit faggot

ReadAnd fyi, Im about to publish my first novel. Without being Jewish, or having connections.

>Unironically go on /r/asoiaf and read some of their discussions on improving the structure of season 8. If they can fix it
lmao are you being serious??? its all terrible tumblr tier fanfic

fuck of nihilist jew
the internet is squashing you

Not really. One really, really simple example I read was that instead of having Rhaegal be randomly killed by Euron's magic scorpions, Rhaegal could have been killed in E5 during the assault on King's Landing, and that's what breaks the camel's back and makes Daenerys burn everything.

Retard : okay so then what if the dragons..
Producer : every second of screen time of the two dragons costs 50k so you have to kill one off

Repeat x1000

okay i thought you meant "major hollywood showrunner" not Chuck Tingle. my apologies.

i am a professional writer then, i've sold short stories to magazines plenty

>Producer : every second of screen time of the two dragons costs 50k so you have to kill one off
I can't argue against that. But again, is the HOW.
If they did show the same scene with 2 misses and one lucky headshot, it would have been less immersion breaking than 3 hits on a moving target.

Writing is one of the things Jews are bad at despite claiming to he high IQ. Look at the most famous Jewish writers or Nobel laureates and it's all angsty existential trash. There's no Jewish Tolstoy, Joyce, or Faulkner.

Ok give us the rights to the property you kike.

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95% of criticisms about the final season are fucking retarded,
They made five seasons from the first five books then spent the last 3 seasons concluding the story from the final 2 books GRRM is yet to write with only had his cliffnotes as guidance.

considering its been 1 season per book average and 1.5 season/book for the finale stretch then good chance the pace of the books will be similar to the show
what could they have done with more episodes considering there is barely anymore story left to tell?

>the only way to fix the show is to show the dragons more
who's the retard? nobody is suggesting the major story beats HAVE to change, it's the details, mood, and attention to context that were all fucked up

Alright, forget the dragons. How about we have all the dire wolves stick around with their characters in every scene.
Funny how playing around with a fucking video game character on a computer now costs more than building it in real life. All it is is a guy sitting there clicking, and then emailing it to an automated render farm when it's done.

>In Your Heart Shall Burn, made by fucking Bioware, was better written than the Battle of Winterfell.

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>one of these "X books = Y seasons so the jew boys are victims of circumstance!" posts
i hate reruns

Based bootlicker

I've seen autistic fanfics written better than this. Dont get me wrong here I,loved the ending because it triggered twitter kikes but I wont pretend it was written well.

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Inquisition is based tho

>One really, really simple example I read was that instead of having Rhaegal be randomly killed by Euron's magic scorpions, Rhaegal could have been killed in E5 during the assault on King's Landing, and that's what breaks the camel's back and makes Daenerys burn everything

no that's even worse, you are just trying to rewrite the story in a way that's more sympathetic to Dany
Instead of being a ruthless act of war to stamp her claim on the entire continent through fear you just want it to be a heat of the moment 'whoops sorry they made me do it!'

also bare in mind that the endpoint of both the books and show is Jon killing Dany, so she needs to do something really fucking bad for a character of Ned Stark tier honor to break his vow and murder the one he loves. The more excusable you make it the less believable it is that Jon would do the ultimate deed

sO wHy ArEn'T tHoSe AnOnS pRoFeSsIoNaL wRiTeRs?

murdering a surrendering city would rattle jon regardless of circumstances surrounding it. don't be silly.

It truly is. Glad I didn't listen to the Yea Forums naysayers.

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Just kill off a million dollar per episode character

Big-picture writing isn't that hard, it's getting the small things in between right that's difficult. I've already seen multiple people outline a better final season than what we got. Maybe those anons couldn't have executed it right, maybe they couldn't have gotten every minute of the 12 hours right, but they at least have a better idea of how the story should evolve and what the character arcs should be.

Jewish nepotism. There are professionals that made anons fanfics look like shit. But the hackneed writing of game of thrones came from the jewiest of the Jewish nepotism bottom feeders.

How Season 8 should have gone
>Dany learns that Cersei isnt planning on sending troops
>flies to King's Landing, burns down the Red Keep, declares herself Queen and orders all remaining Southern forces north
>Jon stays behind with Rhaegal and uses the dragon to delay the NK's forces with devastating hit and run sweeps until Dany returns
>Euron dies here too I guess because his story is too fucked up to fix from season 8 alone
>Forces of Men begin a long campaign of attrition against the dead
>Dragons are used to take out large amounts of their forces and distract the NK and Viserys from retaliating while the ground troops finish off stragglers
>Priority: armies of the living escort surviving smallfolk and other civilians to safety. Anyone kept alive is someone they dont have to kill later.
>the Living are slowly driven past the neck and riverlands since there is simply too much territory to clear and too many people to defend in the North in order to win
>Bran's greenseeing is the only reason they even get this far, otherwise they would have lost long ago. But they simply dont have the manpower.
>this war of attrition lasts for the majority of the season
>the pressure of the Apocalpyse slowly drives Dany insane but her commanders put up with it because she has dragons and they're too important to sacrifice
>Eventually get pushed back all the way to King's Landing
>Practically all of the named characters die along the way, picked off one by one.
>the Dead have access to the Reach and the Westerlands and it's basically Game Over, there aren't enough troops left to stop them.
>The NK makes a personal appearance to kill Bran
>Theon and Arya both fall trying to kill him.
>Meanwhile Dany solos all of the WW generals on dragonback
>Jon kills the NK while the NK is distracted with the other two
>All of the WW burst into treats
>Dany, having been broken mentally by her losses, goes on a paranoid rampage and Jon kills her
>becomes King
Not hard

And they can. I've read fan re-writes that are far better than what we have now.

all this anger is literally Danyfags who are seething that they got tricked by a show to root for a Stalin tier tyrant

>Look up article
>Its a joke article

OOF
Yea Forums baited yet again

>Then how come none of those people are professional writers?

We're not related to any rich Jews in Hollywood nor Wall street.

Based George just BTFO of the people complain S8 was bad

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in 2019 every article is a joke article

ur a joke article

Just the world we live in.

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>They arent wrong
Yeah, if I complaing about teh food at a restaurant the manage will tell me to cook my own dinner, that's only natural.

>joke article
Even NYT is putting opinions rather than facts in their articles, take from that what you will.

Crayons you saw?

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>It's the audience's fault we suck

Many fans have written their own versions of the story. Some of them are even a books length. Its called Fanfiction, and believe it or not, some of them are better than whats “canon”.

What ever happened to artistic integrity?

lots of winemoms itt

I don't get it

why they had to write final of the series instead of just waiting for GRR Martini to write it? They could keep milking monies by making more filler episodes instead?

are they retarded?

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>soak up praise when you've done good
>get butthurt and cry "it's so hard, you do better ;((((" when you get criticized for churning out shit
That is ego. They're called professionals for a reason. If they can't do the job, they should own up to it.

I'm not jewish user

Just in case people think you're talking out of your ass, David Benioff's father was the head of Goldman Sachs.

Based retard

?

Just spend an afternoon looking for theories and copy the ones you like

>write their own goddamn show, if they're so smart
YES PLEASE, WHERE DO I SUBMIT SCRIPTS?

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Sounds like it, and I've never even seen this show. For every based conservagirl that actually pays for HBO there are her 10 retarded friends that leech and never paid for anything who hate that the good girl just said, fuck it, everybody dies

Start dumping it here, we could all use a good laugh

retarded "based" posting poster

>have to come up with stuff from an already existing story, despite being a screenwriter, not a fucking novelist
HIRE FUCKING HELP, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

IF THEY MADE ANY NOISES WHATSOEVER RESEMBLING A CALL FOR HELP THEY'VE BEEN SWAMPED BY MORE WRITER APPLICATIONS THAN THEY'VE COULD'VE SHOOK A STICK AT

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> but most people think that writing is easy. It really really isnt.

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Why does George's avatar look like a neckbeard whale?

One look at beinoffs face and you can see the jew rat so honestly I'm not surprised

>write your own goddamn show
ok pay me my own goddamn millions of dollars

>it's not that easy
well DUH that's why they're being paid millions of dollars. They don't have a problem taking the money now do they?

>Theon charges the Night King
>Night King slaps aside his spear and guts him
>Night King begins moving to kill Bran
>Stops and sharply jerks back
>Camera pans down, a spear is seen jutting out of his stomach
>Theon struggles to his feet, spear in hand
>"What is dead may never die..."
>The Night King begins contorting in pain as Theon twists the spear
>"But instead rises harder..."
>Night King collapses into a pile of ice. So too do all the wights, and Theon
>"Stronger..."
>Theon breathes his last as the forces of the dead crumble around him
Where do I submit it

A script user, I asked for a script

Because it looks like George R R Martin.

Link your book to Yea Forums so we can preorder the book.

They wrote the Bible, both the Old and New Testaments which are highly acclaimed and influential.

9/10 solid

Not 10/10, but better than *teleports behind you*

So if they had this Aegon VI character, there would be more Dorne in the show which means more diversity since Dorne has a diverse group of people, much like medieval Spain was?

would have been a good ending

>Sure it sucks but nobody could have done better
Stop pretending to be retarded

You don't submit scripts you fucking imbecile you submit treatments similar to what that user posted except maybe a bit more detail, and only if it's approved you write it as a script.
Do you know how much effort you waste if you write every single idea as a script and then throw out 60-80% of that?
Fucking brainlet.

remember when everyone mocked the manbabies wanting to rewrite Last Jedi?

Gee if only they had a huge budget and could have hired other writers

>wrote the Bible
No they didn't, God wrote it and they just adapted it

You could randomly choose a fan of the show to write the last 2 seasons and it'd be better.

A regular spear wouldn't do shit unless it was dragonglass. But other than that 7.25/10

Still mad about being called out for being a little faggot about your space opera flick?

When Jon and Dany are hugging you hear a stab. The camera pans to Jons face with a look of shock and Dany says Chaos is a Ladder revealing that he is really Littlefinger by pulling off a mask.

Littlefinger rounds up the Dorthraki and Unsullied and kills the northerners and anyone who would be a threat to him. The show ends with Littlefinger sitting on the throne.

Based retard

I thought God was the Author and he had them write it, much like how a person who has had an accident which leaves him with some kind of disability where he can't use his hands and has to ask another person to write his novel while he speaks the story aloud. There are some authors who have done that, like the guy who wrote Turn of the Screw, I forgot his name.

All their shit was dragonglass though

If Theon doesn't have a dick anymore, can the feminist writers count him as a girl? Transgirl > Cisgirl so she should beat out Arya right?

NINTENDO

>get BTFO
>b-based r-retard
>haha that'll show him!

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Are you retarded? You think they let Theon defend Bran without dragonglass?

go on.

that isn't beric dondarrion

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Where did you get that picture of Lena actually acting?

Well what are we waiting for? Time to write a script one for D&D. Preferably where Bran becomes so powerful he can watch all the rapes that ever happened at once

Literally every single shitty fan ending I've seen would have been better, especially the joke ones

They didn't even adapt all the books though, they skipped most of 4 and 5 for their own original stories, like Jaime and Bronn's wild Dorne adventures

ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS STAY TRUE TO THE FUCKING BOOKS
YOU DUMB FUCK
THEY DIDNT NEED TO DO ANYTHING.

You fucking nigger I hate you.
They worked closely with GEORGE, HE WENT INTO DETAIL ABOUT HOW IT SHOULD END, EVEN IN CASE HE DIED BEFORE HE COULD WRITE THE SHIT.
HE TOLD THEM WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.
DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT YOU ARSELICKER.

Lets be fair, season 6 was when they departed wholesale from the books. Season 5 sucked because book 5 was monumental garbage, at least for the dany parts.

Boring ice zombie apocalypse. GoT should be about politics not some magical ancient frozen bio weapon.

>Boring ice zombie apocalypse. GoT should be about politics not some magical ancient frozen bio weapon.
But user, having a zombie apocalypse wouldn't undo politics, but instead give you tools to pretty much upend any assumption you want

>brainlet doesn't realize that having a bogeyman can have a profound effect on the politics

They skipped over the north stuff, which was the best part of the book

I wasn't happy with the writing in the show either, at least not since they ran out of book material, but I'm not going to sit here and demand they redo it. That's not how art works.

>NK is the big bad instead
>eventually dany and jon win and rule together
>it is revealed that the whole NK thing was made up, that they were just humans and they are just an allegory to illustrate how dany and jon used a scapegoat to take power and to take over the world
>they're hitler and wights are jews
all the jews would lap it up and give it Nth emmy's.
P O T T E R Y

This guy gets it

[cries in lady stoneheart]

They skipped the magic parts, which they have been doing since season 2.

because he is

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based retard

>ice zombies conquer everything else but King's Landing, Iron isles and Dragonstone
Wow what a great ending. Truly a great nihilistic world where 90% of the population died. I am sure the great resettlement will be awesome.

God I regret buying this pile of shit

Sure, I can write a better ending.

>Ned goes to Tower of Joy to take Lyanna
>Lyanna gives Ned baby Jon and asks promise
>"Hell, no! That's a Targaryen!"
>Ned throws Jon out of the window.
>Fast forward 15 years
>Jon Arryn dies and Robert visits Ned in Winterfell
>Robert tells Ned about Viserys and Daenerys
>"Kill those bitches, Bob!"
>Ned becomes Hand
>Ned finds out about incestuous relationship of Jaime and Cersei
>Ned confronts Cersei in Godswood
>Cersei tries to seduce Ned.
>Ned is seduced.
>Ned serves as Hand to King Joffrey
>Sansa becomes Queen
>Night's Watch says only dragonglass kills Others.
>Ned listens to Night's Watch, creates dragonglass weapons
>Combined might of Lannisters and Starks face Night King at Winterfell and win.
>Massive orgy to celebrate victory, Jaime, Ned, Cersei threesome
>The End.

It's because Jews are blind to beauty. That's why they've also destroyed the arts.

There's nothing magic about Lord Too-Fat-to-Sit-a-Horse, the Northern hill clans, and the Winterfell murder mystery

I still remember sitting in that flooded village at level 10 powerleveling to level 30 or something by sniping skeletons with a bow. Also all the faggots shilling for the DLC when all they were were more dragon fights. Once you killed your first dragon you pretty much won the game, so glad I pirated it.

that floppy vagina onions mouth

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The maderleys are a whole different story. They just replaced Rickon with the Iron Bank, stupid, but casuals will never understand.

Unironically based

doesn't divide up very well into acts.
Dany "insanity" is still a huge issue given that you have to basically change a character people like into one they don't like if they're going to accept the plot point, and do it while they're saving the world. max cognitive dissonance. (why can't Jon knock her out and try to find a cure if he actually loves her, etc).

>They could keep milking monies by making more filler episodes instead?
4 seasons of bad poosi hurrah!

Id say its more pernicious than that. Jews know beauty, because they know ugliness. This is a coordinated effort, by jews, to blur the lines between the two. If a nation is divided and has no sense of idealism and beauty, then it is easy conquered. Dispossession is the ultimate goal here.

The journey or the ending?
Cuz cutting to 10 seconds of black was a total let down and cop-out.

I loved the first game and fell for the "Denuvo is uncrackable" meme when it came out. Really the dragon fight were the only fun parts of the game, everything else felt like dumbed down WoW.

pleb

So the night king goes to winterfell and it's all shitty and cuts with people getting mobbed by zombies and it's all dramatic and the only people left are Jon and Arya and bran in winterfell, then the night king goes to kill bran but Arya is all... Pshh nuthin personnel *teleports behind him* and kills him instantly. So then with all the zombies dead they go to kings landing and it turns out like most everyone actually made it for the big war. So then a dragon dies somehow idk, daenerys goes and burns down kings landing but in a kind of sympathetic way?? So Jon has to kill her. Then he rejoins the watch and bran is king. And then it fades out with Sam finishing his books called a song of ice and fire, just like lotr

It's their fucking job. Imagine if a cook served shit food and people excused it by saying "Well cooking is hard"

>Benioff is the son of a Goldman Sachs partner and a jew
Gee, I wonder how or why he got that position. Such a mystery

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It hasn't been about politics for years lol

I posted a season 8 script and people here thought it was great. took me 10 minutes to think up.

>"I love you, Dany. You will always be my queen."
>"I love you too, Jon. Can't believe that after all these years we've finally became HBO's® Game of Thrones™."
Fin

>Benioff spent 30 years fucking off and then read a few coming of age books in his 30's while living the "writer in the cabin" life and then landed the screenplay for Troy and Game of Thrones
It's a mystery.

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The last episode would have been saved with a few changes. Say they didn't kill off Jorah earlier. Instead have Davos or Brienne die at the battle against the undead. Have Jon kill Dany and then Jorah flip out on him. They have epic swordfight which Jon wins, but suffers injuries. Now we've gotten some decent action. He collapses and then is taken to a cell or whatever. You can still have the committee pick the new king but they shoulda picked Tyrion. At least he's not a fucking nothing character like Bran. Grey worm fucks off to his home planet without having a bitch fit and Jon is released from jail. He CHOOSES to go north and join the wildlings. People would be much happier with that.

How about this. Jon doesn't kill Dany cause dhe doesn't burn thousands after they surrendered, but she admits privately that she really, really wanted to burn shit down and she did almost attack the Red Keep after flying right at it.They marry and start the process of rebuilding and it's obvious that Jon will have to keep her madness at bay the rest of his life but that Westeros needs the two of them to hold shit together after everything that's happened, he's got the Northern allies including Vale, she's got the Southern ones

Based

Post that episode 3 webm with edits that showed possible endings. DD are hacks. There was no tension at all that didn't feel forced

>10 minutes
>1 season script
Do you mean outline, or greentext?

>writing isn't easy
Then don't do it? You could sell ice cream or wipe tables, you are not forced to do it. A doctor can't defend himself that being a surgeon is hard when he accidentally cut off the wrong bits and lost his wallet and car keys in your mum.

yes

Problem is the Jews are actually evil and real

The tweet is about false stories from internet journalism - they claimed he hates the Bronn actor

This

I mean its not but as someone who has written 2 mediocre screenplays nad has the gift of hindsight I could 100% write a better first 3 eps of season 8

>just hire more writers lmao
it's not fucking construction work you absolute retard
you don't magically get a better script if you throw more writers at it
jfc Yea Forums is retarded

Storm of Swords is best book and is satisfactorily adapted over 2 seasons.

Feast for Crows and Dance with Dragons are one titanic novel split in two, and was adapted in ONE season.

If you can't see how much this accelerates things, I suggest getting glasses.

Ive seen like 122652223132 versions of this season that was writting by b tards that would have been completly better than the show ending though? b already did it. Dumb fukin jews

>run out of books
Maybe they shouldn't have cut 90% of the book content then.

HBO was bending over backwards every step of the way to give them what they wanted, you mong.

This fag is right and most of you retards just piss a stream of greentext in one post and call it better writing.

Martin said that D&D never planned to go beyond 7 seasons, they are also eager to swap their Georges and work on their own Star Wars trilogy.

HBO would've not only allowed more seasons, they could've easily gone on for up to 11 seasons if they wanted to, but HBO and Martin actually had to fight to convince them to finish story in 8 seasons.

So, it all bottoms down to two guys having complete creative control over one of the most successful TV shows in history and choosing to fuck it all up.

i did half expect Theon to surprise kill the NK

>goy writes good story
>be jew
>own hollywood
>only let jew be frontrunners of show
>fuck up goy-written story
>goys complain
>tell goys to write their own story

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I mean, Dany losing a dragon because she forgot about the ironfleet isn't even greentext worthy nor can you defend it as good writing

loads of the random ideas are awful yes but when the actual scene is that retarded they're indeed better.

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shut the fuck up and have sex you incel. Dany forgetting about the ironfleet made perfect fucking sense and was absolutely shocking just like every other moment you guys love so much like he red wedding

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That was his point you retard

>Peter Dinklage does this youtube.com/watch?v=pk89HCw7OYc
>"FUCK YOU"

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some one send then the oathkeeper copy pasta

The fuck is this shit

And he also looks like a fucking model despite being a kike.
Life is unfair.

They couldn't even make Dany a competent villain. If she knew that Tyrion freed Jamie why didn't she have him executed before the battle?

ok now write the remaining 80 minutes of the episode, or 400 minutes of the season.

will D&D abandon all their proyects and stop writing anything screen related if i do?

is this good or bad publicity?

on the one hand, i kinda admire them for the fuck you i made this attitude, but at the same time everyone hates it. wouldn't it be better for them just to shut the fuck up?

I am sure there are far better, more qualified, dedicated writers than D&D in Hollywood who will never get to pitch their own show

Why did Dumb and Dumber have this level of control anyway? If they are tired of doing GoT, why not hand over the series to someone else? I really don't get what went wrong here.

My fucking God. How dishonest can you be?

A bot could write a better final season than what we got

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ok but first pay me as much as dumb and dumber get paid for it. I'll even settle for half as much.

I heard they own the rights and not HBO, so they could just go to another channel. Dunno if that's true tho.

Writing is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the writer was a good man, the show would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Lord of the Rings became classic and was read for a hundred years, and it was witty and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Lord of the Rings’ royalty policy? Did he buy a second home? What did he do when fans asked when the next book was coming? And what about all these knock offs? By the end of the series, the saga is done but all of the imitators aren’t gone – they’re in the bookstores. Did Tolkien pursue a policy of systematic litigation and sue them? Even the little fanfiction authors, in their little tumblr blogs?

If you're a kike in hollywood with influential parents you can literally do pedo orgies and no one will say shit, even now most of the press is defending them.

they were given outlines by george himself.
every plotpoint (including bran becoming king) was handed to them by george himself.
they were paid millions, had to get deep inside the lore and yet made the worst finale possible.
this is simply inexcusable, no matter your point of view.
you can get into asoiaf.westeros.org and see that half of the posters there could have written a better season/ending.
and if that's not enough, they shortened the seasons to get it done as quick as they could, simply because they didn't care.
this wasn't the product of incompetence alone, they just didn't care.
GoT could have ended as the greatest television show but as early as season 4 it showed how the main people behind it were in no way capable of creating their own material.

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Being qualified is utterly meaningless if you don't have the right kind of (((connections)))

The problem is that Martin is yet another money obsessed American that doesn't really care about how they treat his series as long as he gets the royalties, which is why he'll never do something as good as LOTR.
Hell based Christopher Tolkien refused millions for the Silmarilion rights because he knows how much they would ruin it.

Correct. However, in the past writers were often one of the least jewish profession in Hollywood, because jews can't be creative nor subtle nor honest (similar thing with actors btw). Now they've gone into full overdrive with their nepotism, and even the writers and actors are jewish, that's why Hollywood is going down the drain bigtime.

Stop using that word wrong, /pol/. You have no idea what it means.

his sole reason for writing asoiaf was his cynicism towards fairytales.
what did you think his instance towards his own works would be?
don't forget to add that on top of his mindset, he also hates his fans now.

shut up fag

>"Fuck me Sandor Clegane!" Dany said, but she got her ass kicked
There's your finale

They spent more money having Cersei stare out of windows.

He hates the fans because they're making a big stink toward the series.
On his blog he complimented the finale as epic and moving, and also confirmed he's working with HBO for other 5 series, not all of them about westeros.
He's a sell out.

selling your book for $1 on amazon and writing for hbo's largest show are two entirely different things. The fact you cannot comprehend this makes me think either you're an idiot or a shill. Most likely your writing is trite and boring.

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They want the prestige of finishing GoT and also a multi million dollar Star Wars deal.

Every outcome that has the NK dying is wrong

>selling your book for $1 on amazon and writing for hbo's largest show are two entirely different things.
yes, to do the former you have to know how to write, to do the latter you have to be part of the (((tribe)

shut up faggots

Why do people love to pretend that they didn't like the ending and not the execution?
The ending was fine. Dany goes mad, gets killed, and Bran becomes king. I can sort of see it happening. The way it was delivered was just so goddamn garbage, as if no one cared anymore and everyone was rushing to the end. This sort of show needs a slower burn.

Unless it's in an epic five minute long anime sword fight against Jon.

Literally that fake and gay "spoiler" with Bran being NK and Jon having to kill him last year was better than what we got.

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>t. jew

>Don't get me wrong
Ah, the magic words. Hi leddit.

Add a scene where Bran gets stuck in the past when he tries to stop the night king from ever existing and it will be perfect.

No I've been here since Lost was still airing and saw what your retarded fucking ilk did to the board and want you to fuck off and leave

So what exactly do people hate about the ending?
A lot of small moments were shit, but the overall plot of Dany turning evil, Jon killing her and Bran getting the throne was fine and what the series has been working towards for years.

>remember when Yea Forums was good?
Yea Forums was never good

This but unironically

aliceshipwise.com/gameofthrones

Already a thing, and it's a lot better.

Better but still would need changes.
Episode 1 and 2 have to go, they were worthless, Cersei plot line also goes nowhere so we can leave it for the epilogue.
We start off the first episode with quick 30 minute introduction to the season and planning for the fight. All civilians evacuated, all forces holding in the castle or behind it.
Mid episode the fight starts and winter fell is lost i minutes, all forces forced into retreat and can get away since the dead can only go forward with the winter.
Next 2 episodes is evacuation of the North, and a constant run from the slowly marching forces of death and small fights to slow them down.

Now we can get the lest 3 episodes to clash everybody together or do what ever, including having them give up the north to the dead as lost for ever.
I just dont see for any room for the Mad Danny plotline, it would be fine if it was only thing this season, or if it was started last season, but now its too late and it takes away from the apocalyptic situation we are facing.
But if we still doing it the evacuations and needed sacrifices would be the place to start it not with her going war mad. Have her abandon more and more people for soldiers, have her order her men to plunder and steal supplies along the way etc.

Thing is the season has to build up to a conclusion, not up and down up and down as the writers throw one corpse of a plotline out the window after another. Having them lose the north will really build up the tension all the way into the last episodes no matter if they win or not.

The Night King's army attacks Winterfell. The wave of walkers storms the place and kills everyone, except Dany and Jon, who are on dragons. They travel south to King's Landing, and try to meet with Cersei to tell her what happened, but Cersei has both Jon and Dany killed. Then a week passes, the walkers invade, and everyone dies at King's Landing. Cut to a montage of everyone dying in each of the major cities of Westeros, before all the walkers start crossing the sea. They drown in the water, but each new body forms a land bridge and they cross over to Essos, and another montage happens with the walkers killing everyone in Essos.

Cut to completely dead silent Winterfell ruins, followed by a dead silent ruins of King's Landing, followed by a few other cities we're familiar with, also ruined in dead silence. Suddenly the Night King comes into frame with a close up on his face, and he stares directly into the camera ominously. The music forms a dissonant, loud crescendo, and a slow fade to black begins, but then out no where comes Arya, who stabs the Night King. All the dead come back alive, including Robb, Catelyn, Talisa, and Ned. Ned convicts Cersei for treason, Jon becomes king with Dany as his queen and everyone lives happily ever after.

>hire electrician
>house burns down
>lodge complaint
>"This shit isn't easy! Poor people put in actual effort! I'd like to see you do better!
Why, oh why, do people persecute them so, all throughout history and the world.

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>, but then out no where comes Arya, who stabs the Night King. All the dead come back alive, including Robb, Catelyn, Talisa, and Ned. Ned convicts Cersei for treason, Jon becomes king with Dany as his queen and everyone lives happily ever after.
I clapped
Based mary sue and her magical powers

>that image
>anything better with niggers in it
welp

You're so right. It's classic dunning kruger.
Everyone thinks they're a writer-director virtuoso, and thinks the dumb fan fiction they post is any good.

It's a hard show to end, extremely high and varied expectations. Some people wanted happy endings, some people wanted everyone to die, some people wanted realism, some people wanted the show to go high fantasy.
Everyone had their fan favorites that they wanted to have their own special sauce ending

No way everyone would have been happy.

kek, when you try to sound eloquent by using a word like "hackneyed" and then spell it wrong. this is how I know you don't read.

But you know what most fans could do?
Finish the fucking plot lines, even if in a bad way.
Also nobody would so retarded to have 2 pf the 6 episodes consisting of cameos and actors waving to the camera and come out of fuck knows where to excuse their presence in the fight.
It takes special type of nepotism to get someone so bad that he decides to wrap 8 season in 2 episodes mostly by ignoring everything and just focusing on main characters.

why are journos such cunts

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I don't think you've talked to three people this week, user.

>It's classic dunning kruger.
Oh, you're that kind of retard.

>only retards dont proof read posts on a Fillipino flipbook forum

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KEK BENIOFF IS LITERALLY A NOVELIST YOU RETARD

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>Jon and Dany are fighting NK on a dragon
>Rhaegal and Drogon grapple Viserion
>Jon jumps from his dragon onto the ice dragon
>Slashes night king off the dragon and pierces vicerion weakening both of them
>crash landing
>Jon chases night king
>NK lures Jon into same trap
>Band of wildlings and Ghost swoop in to assist Jon
>Flashback to mel telling story of azor ahai forging lightbringer
>Ghost=Nissa Nissa
>Stabs ghost and Longclaw bursts into flame
>Arya's sneak attack ends with her getting killed
>Decisive confrontation with NK
Episode 3 improved. The long night should have been a whole season though.

Sorry, not a Jew so the probability of any creative endeavor getting any footing and/or not just getting stolen would be approximately 0%.

>"Fuck me Sandor Clegane!" Dany said, but she got her ass kicked

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Good artists borrow, great artists steal.

>ctrl+f
>No "Leap that wall, if you're so great!"
Big deal, up and oveeeerrrr!

>writers go on strike
>everything gets better with new talent
>rootless cosmopolitican kvetch because producers can't be bothered to hire more people between months of doing nothing
>force the strike to end
>everything has been shit for years now
can't wait for AI to start replacing writing jobs

I don't work for free. I'll take that fat HBO money first.

there's always this aliceshipwise.com/gameofthrones/scripts/S08E01_fealty_part1.html

Give me 10 good million dollars and some intellectual property rights, I'll rewrite the bitch.

The battle of Winterfell is a failure, Bran is murdered (Arya's neck is broken by the Night King after she stabs him and nothing happens). Melissandre is stabbed by Davos and before she dies she tell him about the prophecy of Azor Ahai (and his sword) as he's the only one who can end the great war Davos this to Tyrion Dany, Tyrion and Varys.
The survivors go South (and albeit Dorne and the Riverrun accept to help Daenerys is not enough to beat Cersei nor the Army of the Dead).
They decide to march to King's Landing and use Jaime to persuade Cersei to join forces but she doesn't accept and rushes the Lannister forces and the Golden Company to kill them
Jaime and the Hound sneak into King's Landing and kill Cersei but he's killed by Gregor, cleganebowl happens
Just when they are in the middle of the battle, the Army of the Dead arrives and they enter into the city, turning the peasants into wights, Rhaegor is incapacitated by one of the White Walkers, he can't fly and he's eaten alive by the wights. Daenerys reluctantly starts to burn King's Landing in order to stop more casualties that can be turn into wights but Drogon is overwhelmed as well. Jon and the rest fight for their lives until Davos tell him the only way to defeat the Night King is with lightbringer but the sword only can appear if Azor Ahai stabs the heart of the woman he loves to bond her heart with his sword. Jon reaches a wounded Dany who tried to fight against the Night King and he escorts her into safety and she tells him that she knows about lightbringer and she begs Jon to kill her. Jon bargains and she says it's OK because she's going to die anyways, then he said the same that he said on episode 6 and stabs her with Longclaw. The sword ignites and after a difficult battle he kills the Night King. The rest is almost the same, except Jon accepts to be the nominally the king but the council are the ones to rule. He decides to explore the Lands of Always Winter with Tormund