/RBMK/ - Chernobyl General

Absolute unit. Can someone post the chad liquidator image?

>yuroshit date
Kys

Why are they naked?

>/RBMK/ is a circle of accountability

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it's how their fathers mined

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It's over 120F in that tunnel.

no homo

Does anybody have the image of the apple slicing machine?

>Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

Tell me, comrades, is this substance
A.) Graphite
or
B.) Burnt concrete

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Why would there be graphite on the ground?

I may be no expert on graphite, but I'm an expert on concrete and this isn't concrete.

Its nothing, comrade. A figment of your imagination. You wouldn't happen to be some sort of western spy trying to spread disinformation and alarmism, would you, comrade?

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To try to normalize the anglo micropeen

no such thing as grafite

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youtube.com/watch?v=w8cldMgrsLc

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so radioactive dust doesn't get stuck in their clothing

I want to fuck that hole

is that Lindinya Hamiltonov

can't it just get stuck in their hairy asscracks anyways

based yung lean helping his comrades

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Should've used SPF 50

>refused to let ARS kill him because he still had to drop a mixtape

Not understanding the joys of a waxed and decontaminatied ass crack

>They are report me
lost it

The people in this thread are NOT enjoying the fruits of their labor.

Imagine what it feels like thinking back to the time you walked outside around the reactor before someone pulled you away and then stood on the razors edge between life and the worst death possible while two other people crossed it all within the span of a few minutes

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I just marathoned the first episode, thanks for telling me it's good guys. it really was pretty good. I'll watch the next episode tomorrow :)

>marathoned the first episode

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If he had only been administered Pepsi after exposure...

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пpивeт, тoвapaщи

Stop

CHERNOBYL RATINGS EXPLODE

just watched the first eps
holy shit is HBO trying to redeem themself by giving us shit game of thrones and fucking kino chernobyl?
the show is fucking balls mate

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Hey, /chrnbyl/ the KGB is coming, and you will find your buttholes turned into circles of accountability in short order.

>when the million bullets hit at once at all times

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What would happen if I were to stand next to the open reactor until I died? Would it be similar to the way everyone else die, or would the continuous radiation fuck me up even more?

Why didn't that just burn the fireman's hand off the second he touched it?

Here you go, comrade Aнoн

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There's only one way to find out!

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was this really what happened ?

Its based af m8 and quite scary

Sadly no they wore their clothes
youtube.com/watch?v=xRzeOzsZCX0

Why do they put in shitty made up stuff like that and the stronk womiin

Back to the bus!

It's an HBO show, they need some nudity.

Do the KGB still do that spying on each other nowadays ?

because otherwise, like in reality, there would not be any strong women at all.

Its not HBO if they don't show at least one dick

Yes, they literally just rebranded to FSB which functions almost exactly the same way as the KGB.

I truely hoped better in Putins Russia

Because this is a drama and not a documentary.
Shit like this make you understand the absolute BALLS OF STEEL those miner had to dig up in 3 weeks 200 and plus meters underground with a temperature of over 50 degrees.

Based

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HBO has always been quality TV mate. Last year we got The Terror, this year we're getting Chernobyl. In some sense I find these two shows particularly to explore the reality of humanity versus nature.

In The Terror, the goal of the crew is to find a passage through an arctic hell. The purpose is simple, make more money. Find a quick way to Asia and the glorious Empire will revel in bounty. But the voyage fails as the food is rotten or tainted with lead, the weather is leathal, the ship can't move because the sea itself freezes for years on end. The result is paranoia, hallucinations and cannibalism.

Meanwhile, with Chernobyl, we see a similar attempt to fly too close to the sun. Nuclear power had always been considered almost mythical in its nature. Its power is plentiful and majestic in the extreme. However, it is not a toy. Much like with The Terror the entire thing goes sideways fast only now the stakes are supremely higher. The result isn't that everyone devolves into the baser instincts but barring a few exceptions of those who'd know that they would be accountable for the vents, bands together. Men risk their lives. Women see their husbands die in the most horrible and unstoppable agony imaginable. Children die stillborn. But even so, at the worst times even the people in charge as well as the men carrying out the missions, know that their duty is to humanity itself. There is no invading army, its just men fighting against its collective hubris and winning every battle.

Chernobyl is about the redemption of humanity.

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The Terror was AMC

wasnt it amazon?

Only in Europe I think

>vangelis live

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AMC made it, Amazon showed it.

Irrelevant. These works fits a grander design. Each plays off the other in a dialog. Expect similar levels of kino next year.

>nuclear power is safe

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Why would it? It's radioactive, not gay.

based Ron.

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>the scene where they pour the concrete over the coffins
>the concrete truck just farting out exhaust
I didnt know wherever to laugh or feel bad, yea its their funerals but the sight of that truck just casually driving onto the scene made me laff
Also, how radioactive would their bodies be to emit it to others in a small radius around them & be worthy enough of being sealed in a lead coffin

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>nucler power turns you into ET

neat

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One more mint, sir?

horrifying

youtube.com/watch?v=IJSULjfycXo

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It's so that it doesn't contaminate the ground.

I aint saying they were not Brave Fucks , I do think they deserved better ..for saving all those millions of lives !
That baby will not stand a chance

Today I will remind them.

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1987 will be our year bros

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the soviets all Love him dont they ?

Vassily's baby was born with irradiated and died days later, the mother's ovaries were permanently damaged, led coffins and concrete was the only appropiate procedure.

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it was only 3.6 anyhow

based reactorkino

Hey dude there have only been like, 120 accidents involving nuclear power plants since they were introduced, they're completely perfectly 100% safe and nothing could possibly go wrong.

Top kek Mr Cruesote

The Rape of Nanking
Ordinary Men
The Painted Bird
Tiger Force: A True Story of Men and War
One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
Cancer Ward

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It's fucked up.

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the worst accident only killed about 36 people. not terrible.

Reminder, this is how RBMK reactor explodes:

>pressure tube design has dangerously high void coefficient (4.7)
>void coefficient>0 = unstable power level

>extended operation at low power for safety test causes xenon poisoning
>xenon poisoning = unstable power level

>control rods are capped with graphite
>graphite control rods caps = momentary replacement of water (neutron absorber) with graphite (neutron moderator) during insertion
>graphite control rod caps = small power spike during insertion procedure

>SCRAM emergency shutdown procedure = inserting EVERY control rod
>inserting every control rod + graphite caps = BIG power spike

>operators disabled all safeties and manually removed almost all control rods to get more power for test

And thus:
>steam pocket forms due to shitty pressure tube design
>positive void coefficient + xenon poisoning turns steam pocket into a hot spot
>hot spot grows because void coefficient, BIG power spike (wattage doubles almost instantly)
>engineers panic, press AZ5 (SCRAM)
>SCRAM makes power go UP because muh graphite caps
>it's too hot onii-chan
>graphite fuel rod channels crack, jamming control rods in place, preventing shutdown
>steam pressure builds until 1000t reactor lid pops off like a fucking champagne cork

Option A:
>steam interacts with zirconium fuel rod cladding, creating hydrogen gas
>giant fuel air bomb
Option B:
>heat causes uranium fuel to melt
>prompt criticality event (very small nuclear expolosion)

Either way big boom. And that is how RBMK reactor explodes.

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mor dræb mig

>CCCP
Cosialist Central Command of People?

If she was irradiated just from touch alone, her husband should of just been thrown down a shaft and forgotten about if hes leaking that much radiation
>AoE around your body that fucks peoples DNA up
>Shoved into a hospital around other people/staff
>Thinking its a good idea

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No danish pls

I saw graphite.

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HONK HONK

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Coюз Coвeтcких Coциaлиcтичecких Pecпyблик
"Union of Soviet Socialist Republics"

tasteful

I det mindste var det de klamme svenskere som fik det meste af lortet fra Tjernobyl.

Coюз Coвeтcких Coциaлиcтичecких Pecпyблик, FAGGOT
youtube.com/watch?v=MJdz3i44dIc

Damn, I didn't know they took a video of it too. The little sparkles on the screen are apparently a side effect of high radiation, so it could certainly be real. Where'd you get this?

>all those fucked up letters
ffs

*pat* *pat*

They used the firemen as test subjects for future assassination projects. It's all documented in my book "Fast Times at KGB High".

blame the slavs for writing in moonrunes

blingee.com

video is on youtube

BLYAT

What is that

Know how many oil spills, gas power plants blow ups, coal mines collapses, hydroelectric dam breakages there have been though?

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Is this more fiction or documentary?

I watched a tv prog called How its Made* they showed how uranium is mined , then processed and made into nuke power tubes ,
was pretty good

Sadly there isn't an alternative. Funeral services take hours and concrete can't wait. Once you mix it at the batch plant the drum on that truck can only spin about 300 times before the concrete starts to cure inside the drum, and that 1) fucks with its durability, and 2) causes it to stick to the drum, clogging it up.

They probably would have done something more tasteful if it were possible but when you have to bury a guy in concrete your options are limited.

Victim of radiation

>should of just been thrown down a shaft and forgotten about

You can't just throw away radioactive material and forget about it, it has to be properly sealed away since depending on the element, it'll take thousands of years until it stops being hazardous.

Some old gifs I've had stored for a while, I posted this other one in the other thread: I don't know if that was the footage taken with a robot (which malfunctioned due to exposure and didn't make it back) or the one taken with mirrors, but the sparkles are indeed a side effect of high radiation. It causes strange effects on photos as well.

Shitloads but at least I'll probably just die from those instead of being kept alive for weeks to study me

Киpиллицa is great, fuck off.

Locke detected

docudrama

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Its a historical drama.
There's some made up shit for but for the most part its real people and events

Thank you for your work Comrade Shcherbina

That got me thinking, all those people inside the plant who never got out or those firemen that got to the roof, would of their bodies been recoverable or at least their skeletons?

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>tv prog

(1/2)

So here's something that left me speechless about that TV show.

Two years ago I went on a trip to see Ukraine and I visited Chernobyl and Prypiat. Took many pictures obviously and among them was the picture of this random post on the side of the road with this emblem that I thought was pretty cool. Didn't think much of it at that time.

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No you didn't, you're delusional.

>victim
He's gonna get drafted by nba team.
Lucky guy

pardon me comrades, gotta take care of this fire

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Now there you've made a mistake. Because I may not know about English philosophers, but I know a lot about concrete.

fuckin based

(2/2)

But what do I see on the second episode ? That incredible attention to detail though.

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Devil trips
did they push it though ??

they're mosh in the molten core of the reactor

more nightmare than anything

why he always smiles?

what do those star signs do?

da comrade, here they are.

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My grandpa had one of those

When did Soviet officials start letting miners bully them around?

missed my meaning
this fab film

imdb.com/title/tt2692904/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1

he was concrete guy

No. I believe Khodemchuk is still in there somewhere, buried in debris.

C-C-Combunist Party

missing the grand scope of large parts of contaminated land for several thousand years

>that 10% of a burger that dies per PWh

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Did anybody else laugh when the KGB boss said 'old russian proverb' instead of 'old proverb'?

from Lars von Triers show Riget.

youtube.com/watch?v=IJSULjfycXo

becareful of that edge

Well they sure as shit didn't film and broadcast naked Russian Miners. However, that said, there is in fact eye witness accounts of the miners getting butt naked due to the heat. There was even a poem written about this:

MINERS
(Chernobyl, 1986)

We worked naked. The old way.
A shovelful – sometimes a handful

at a time. Every mineshaft pisses itself.
But this – this one stank. Something

wrong in the water. And that heat.
As if there was more Earth above you

than below. We came out fainting
like girls. Our black wouldn’t wash.

We knew this was no ordinary ore.
That each grain we dug was worth a life.

We lived for morning. How it gave
delicate colour to the walls of our tunnel.

They filled it with mercury-water –
it thrashed at the sides as Holy Water

in some vein of hell. Liquid air
they said. Or this Reactor will sink

like Atlantis. And now there are those
who will not stand near us. To them

I say – How will you bury us? And so
we are all agreed. All we brothers –

from Kiev. Moscow. Dnepropetrovsk.
We vow to bury one another. This

is impossible they tell us. It cannot
be done. It can. We are miners.

We know how to dig.

by Mario Petrucci 2004

Commercial Conglomerate Centrist Party

they remind you that you're in the soviet union at the moment

>/rbmk/

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Miners were fearless and had a lot of power in cccp

They mentioned it in the after-episode look but it was basically because the miners were needed, and they knew it. In a nation that prides itself on being for the workers, miners were more powerful because they killed themselves by working in the mine so the USSR could live on.

neat

no because it was not funny

school trip to death zone

currently Khodemsneed (formerly alive)

more like C(CC)P

the ending if the ep 2 was the best ending on a show for at least 8 years that im watching series in general

a funeral?

Sneedwater

It's 50 C or 122 F in that tunnel.

because he had heat-resistant gloves on that nonetheless do fuck all against radiation

>mfw nobody else listens to the podcast with the writer

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I'd joke and say "that too", but I won't, I loved him. I meant the Kamaz truck.

>50 c.
Bullshit. They'd be dead.

Conscripting the bio robots in that soviet town

Or you know, do this work or we will kill your families

F

I listened but retention is poor

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why did they add this scene?

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wasnt the terror ruined by some shitty monster that didn't have any place in the story?

It's incredible what can be achieved through pitiless atheism, huh comrades?

/rbmk/ are the most interesting and fun threads i've seen on Yea Forums in years. keep it up, my fellow liquidators!

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Fucking hell.

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Tuuuuuu'nbac & the Gurrrrrrl

only plebs think this

I thought the firefighter's wife was made up, but apparently she was actually that crazy.

>cunny is life
>:)

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Yes, yes, but lightheartedness and jolly behavior takes away from our image as jaded and cynical outcasts.

The show is about the Soviet system. Remember that only a few years after the event this huge empire collapsed.

if I pull that mask off, will it make any difference?

stop undermining the fruits of your own shitposting, comrade user!

she gave birth to spaghetti and then an "apu-like" weirdo who's wheelchair bound

lmao and imagine thinking oil spills don't permanently destroy entire ecosystems

most of all nuclear 'exclusion zones' are perfectly fine for animals to live in, most of them become literal animal sanctuaries because humans are literally more dangerous to animals than radiation. There are 500 people still living in chernobyl and all of them only suffer from increased cancer risk much in the same way smoking a cigarette or eating bacon increases your cancer risk

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Nope. That's what it was. Humans can take astonishingly high temperatures for short periods of time. They kept shifts to 3 hours and worked naked to keep cool.

Those are the numbers.

I work HVAC in Las Vegas. No they wouldn't be dead, shit sucks though.

>hickey was reincarnated into a Ukrainian fireman to die slow death by radiation poisoning
Justice for Goodsir desu

Why was DJ Qualls at Chernobyl? Was he escaping from the PONs?

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she was good soviet waifu , should of jumped in the concrete an hero

Shhh don't tell the starbucks commies. They think the fall of the USSR is some kind of propganda, was actually capitalist, or some other bullshit than admitting it doesn't work.

I'm reading from the script, retard

Fuck this westcuck propaganda shit

Get back to your niggers filming Wakanda-tier shit and don't touch the slavs

Goddamn amerisharts

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You may not like it, but this is what peak aesthetics looks like

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>Russian SSR
Was it that hard to open Wikipedia and see that Russia was an SFSR and not a "plain" SSR

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can we have a midge version

The funeral scene looked very realistic. I only did not get the moment with the shoes.

In fact, if it were not for the moment with BENIS, the S03 would almost not contain things that looks unnatural.
Again, the writers love to put the soldiers in the scenes in which they should not be, and not put them where they should be. At the funeral there should be a lot of military, perhaps, a party official should have said a pathetic speech. There should be ceremonial shooting - the firefighters were military.

t. Russian

I've listened to the first 2. It's great how he points out all the inaccuracies with his own show.

hickey was eaten by the polar bear anyway so he got punishment

Shut the fuck up, COMMIE

lost

like what? I can type it if you give me an idea of what you mean and it's easy

>lol look at me i have noticed that some actors have more than one role so funni

Have you read the mandatory theoretical reactor physics lecture already /RMBK/?

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>starbucks commies.

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>The reason that Lyudmilla was not allowed to touch her husband soon became clear as his body started to deteriorate from the radiation. "He was producing stools 25 to 30 times a day, with blood and mucous. His skin started cracking on his arms and legs. He became covered with boils. When he turned his head, there'd be a clump of hair left on the pillow

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What Are you saying, that the accident didn't happen?

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I wondered about this as they dont look like they did full rad clean up ?

>the firefighters were military.
uh, no?

His voice is soooooo boooooooooooooring

LARPing this badly here

>the moment with the shoes.
A side effect of ARS- Vasily's feet swelled up, so when it came time the shoes wouldn't fit. Lyudmila attested to carrying them through the funeral.

>zzzzzzzzzzz yeah, skimmed thru it last night. no porn

it's copy-paste b8 trying to start /pol/shit

>"My husband...I'm here..."
>explosively shits his mucus membranes all over you while clumps of his hair fall out

spoiler that shit, my man

Paramilitary, I think. Reservists. A lot of civil services were paramilitary in the USSR.

Shitting is the most delight part of the day. Just imagine shitting 25-30 times a day

warwick the backtrace midge

SEETHING

I want to like this series but the scouser/scottish/whatever you call it accents (english in general) throw me off, some characters are too obvious anti-soviet propaganda and it lacks color.

>most of all nuclear 'exclusion zones' are perfectly fine for animals to live in, most of them become literal animal sanctuaries because humans are literally more dangerous to animals than radiation.
exept for the part that animals have about only half of their lifespan within this zone and many of them are literally mutants.

Its been over 30 years user

devil trips, the 4th pic should be the burning reactor core

Okay well you're free to go, comrade.

sluice gates an out poured his guts and insides

>they're posting right now

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>it lacks color.
that's pretty much what feudal socialism is like, dude.

In 30+ years it has stabilized. There is shitload of animals in the zone. Even some species rarely spotted before the disaster are now thriving.

also don't even think about eating them

Wacist
work
I dont think any scousers understand the meaning of that four letter word ,kek

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however there are way more animals in the chernobyl exclusion zone than before when it had a high human population

animals that prematurely die or suffer from mutations>>>no animals because humans were literally completely destroying their habitats

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And constantly laughs recalling all the deaths and horrible injuries.

> uh, no?
Look at the first series, the moment where the text of the negotiations with the fire fire dispatchers is shown. The first firefighters from the military fire brigade number 2 arrived at the station.
Even now, in modern Russia, out of 230 thousand firefighters, about 30 thousand firefighters are subordinated to the National Guard (Rosgvardia).

not a pokemon?

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Nah. The whole monster thing just isn't as good as in the book.
A bit disappointing but still ok.

Mutants
OK Stalker

No, I manage a shoe factory.

there are radwolves according to one russian user

There is a strange phenomena that the shorter the lifespan the less vulnerable to radiation the subject is.

Many wildlife animals live for less than 10 years. Any radiation that would produce effects 20 years down the line they can just walk through it.

>the fire fire dispatchers

Based finchy
he will sort it out

Hitler should have won, you guys.

>Juvenile_pseudogiant.jpg

Brave little Igor , he was adopted and lied in Britain .

What did he lie about?

Are people drunk today? So many typos.

How do i get this physique ?

This serial is klukva. Don't see it, tvovarishi!

most of the animals there are dogs, cats, foxes, deer, birds and so on. of course they are there, nature always takes over when humans are gone. doesn't mean everything is fine there.

*lived

Is it achievable natty?

is it even a good deed to keep someone in that state alive?
what astounds me the most is how the brain seems to keep healthy enough through the whole thing until death by agonizing pain

>This is running on empty, food review!

>Deputy Chairman of Fuel and Energy challenges me to throw one of these graphite chunks over Reactor Building 3.

nice

You fuckers bought the BASED Vostok Amphibia watch as seen on Kinobyl, worn by based miner party chief?

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it's the voda. four glasses per thread and the radiation of it won't do any harm to you.

He lied about Ouchie's leg amputation

Too much feedwater

>presses buton

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There's a lot of ESL euros in this general

no, i own a RAKETA my father brought to the west during a business trip on the other side of the iron curtain back in the early 1980s.

>They're only ~$80
unironically considering it

ever heard of a sauna?

“Comrade Rabinowitz, why weren’t you present at the last meeting of the Communist Party?”
“No-one told me it would be the last one. If I had known that I would have come with my whole family.”

Ive watched my dad die from brain cancer. I thought that shit was painful enough but the pain from radiation seems to be even worse.

>what astounds me the most is how the brain seems to keep healthy enough through the whole thing until death by agonizing pain
It has to do with the built in lifespan of the cells.

Most cells have an intended lifespan of 90 days. During this time they will undergo mitosis and create successors for their duties.

Radiation prevents the cells from doing that. As a result, the cells with the shortest lifespan fail first. Skin, bone marrow, then organs. Brain cells, as far as I know, don't undergo mitosis at all, so your noodle keeps a-chuggin' even as the rest of you falls apart.

In a sauna, you sit on ass or get spanked by one of your mates.

Game of Thrones is the pleb shit they shit out to pay the bills, before that they had True Blood and before that they had Sex and the City. HBO are the kings of tv, they always were, they will always be

we need more soviet boomers to give us a run down on what really happed was it a Reagans star wars lazer beam that done it

Look, we're trying to keep things light here. k?

>it's the voda
>it's the water

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delet this

poofter

>lets include blacks in this soviet setting because fuck anything else

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based

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Well with cancer your cells go overboard and produce way too much bullshit
Radiation poisoning literally tears your cells apart on a chemical level

HAAAHAHAHAHA GET IT GUYS? I SAID CUNNY? HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LIKE THE LITTLE GIRLS THING ROFLMAO BEING A PDEO IS SO COOL PEDOPHILIA SHOULD ACTUALLY BE MADE LEGAL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill yourselves

Long long man~

not when you're literally shitting yourself out your ass

Rude and Cruel

Do you usually watch them in 15 minute segments or what?

have sex

C U N N Y
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Just go with it, dude. We're having a laugh

That isn't her kid though.

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You cant see graphite because there is none user. You are delusional

>Yea Forums
>"Fuck hollywood, bunch of pedophiles trying to normalize pedophilia
>Also Yea Forums
>"cunny cunny cunny cunny"
Way to normalize pedophilia, you sick freaks.

go back to plebbit

we all had those weekender come downs but that is brutal

here you go friends

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The first ones are just your typical /pol/tards angry at the kikes.

fuck thats scary

Yea Forums loves JB

>A worker standing in a liquor line says: “I have had enough, save my place, I am going to shoot Gorbachev.” Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask, “Did you get him?” “No, the line there was even longer than the line here.”

This show is fucking kino

embarrassing post desu

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he's posting a meme, user. catch up

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supposedly radiation will also destroy cell walls and everything else organic, so the brain's not immune to it either, but I see why it's the last to go
I wonder if there's a point in these cases where the brain just completely shuts off pain receptors and dies off from shock

No one is saying that "everything is fine". Nuclear is however far safer than any fossil fuel power source and even some 'green' power sources like hydroelectric.

i'm already drunk, comrade

Gorbachev/kruschev saved the soviets

user is literally triggered by people posting pictures online top lmao user just have some sex

Until it isn't.

Going off of the descriptions of Ouchi, no unless you're put into a coma your brain remains intact and you're conscious through it.
Its the heart that gives up and tries to shut down and kill you but they kept reviving him.
Every time he woke up he was able to beg for death and his mother so its pretty much guaranteed that you'll feel it the entire time you're awake.

some med/fag said brain death happens quick cos the veins /vessals just turn to pulp

BASED human body
keeps you suffering until the last moment

they should of given morphine overdoses

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Fucking get it my dude.
Ordered it 2 weeks ago to the UK and enjoying every bit of it. Kind wish I've seen the show before placing order so I would have went for the scuba dude green dial one.

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Akimov his face was gone.

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>live peacefully for 10 years in mildly radioactive area free from fear of humans
or
>live in a regular forest full of hungry slavs where you have 50% chance to get shot with all your family by a huntsman

Link?

Morphine can't do much when your blood vessels are bursting apart and letting blood flood the body

You didn't BECAUSE IT WASENT THERE

Chernobyl could have been 100 times worse and nuclear would still be safer than any fossil fuel.

Not great either

Based Tango bot

Enhance communism by a few points

one handed Delboy knock off , have you a liocense for that graphite piece

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>50% chance to get shot
>all your family by a huntsman

Tfw woddie drinking inbred slavs