The big YIKES

The big YIKES

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better than I thought it would be

>he doesnt know about Disney buying (((critics)))

the only review that matters

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So, it's gonna make 1 billion?

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Explain this then. And I didn't even have to sort by rotten to make this screencap.

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>good reviews
>disney bought all (((critics)))
>bad reviews
>disney just forgot to buy (((critics))) lmao
Conspiracytards mental gymnastics are pretty embarassing

Way more than it deserves

>Keep your expectations in check and you won't be disappointed
that's not a review that's a fortune cookie

>stellar casting
>everyone but Will Smith is ugly AF

fuck this, from the thumbnail I thought it was Endgame, why does the budget dry up when it comes to the poster?

>he still goes there after captain marvel

You redditors still use those cringy parentheses?

Yikes.

this fag hates every glib facsmile but then gives a fresh score to a literal glib facsimile

>buying 60%
you're fucking retarded

>What a different, livelier movie this would be if Smith got jiggy with ['A Friend Like Me'], and applied some "Fresh Prince" rap stylings
jesus fuck

>unironically suggesting Will Smith rap again
What the FUCK

Itll finish off in the 50s.

that would make this shit movie have something worth watching

looks like slow walking in straight lines against a green screen like the star wars prequels

GODZILLA IS GONNA DEVOUR THIS RAW
BIG G IS COMING
HE'S COMING

when will you realize reviews don't matter?
if a movie is gonna be successful it will be regardless of reviews. if it's gonna flop it will do regardless of reviews.
literally no point in ever reading them

>doesn't like Will Smith's rap

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That's always been a bullshit rumor.

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