Why couldn’t he get laid?

Too stupid to use his chad looks. Also it's a fucking cartoon you retard.

Oh fuck....

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not enough ubermass

My mom said I wasn’t allowed to watch this show because she didn’t like how he treated women

Life is a cartoon
Honk Honk

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Your mom sounds like a fag

Yboi

Why can't you?

I mean, I watched it anyway.

Your mom likes being choked during sex. Just think about that for a moment.

Reminder he was an incel in high school before he got /fit/, and now he's a jacked incel.

He did, the creator said the show just simply focused on this failures instead
Hell, the volcano spit him out when he was given as a virgin sacrifice

He did get laid according to the pilot.

Every single kid I know who wasn’t allowed to watch cartoons because they were supposedly a bad influence on education ended up being an academic failure who didn’t even finish high school.

You should have raped her until she let you watch it. I did it with my mom whenever she told me what I couldn't do.

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t. momma's boy

He did get laid according to the end of the series
youtube.com/watch?v=7Yzg9Wh4afY

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>hate myself for being a loser
>take drugs
>stop hating myself, but still a loser

This

wasnt that one of the pilot episodes

not it was the end

youtube.com/watch?v=XzdWXaScjGQ

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johnnybravo.fandom.com/wiki/Johnny_Bravo_and_the_Amazon_Women

no it was a pilot

Because it was a revenge fantasy made by a loser nerd. It was his way of getting back at Chad. Meanwhile in the real world

>Newborn infants prefer attractive faces
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate attractive faces from unattractive faces
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Your face heavily affects your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Love at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Unattractive Men Not Viewed As ‘Dating Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Personality
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Inverse Association Between Height and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Height is extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is Physical Attractiveness in the Marriage Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of men compete for the bottom 22% of women, top 78% of women compete for the top 20% of men
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>Women care about face much more than body
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

Show written by boomer incels who unironically believe women dislike assholes and douchebags

Can't believe I had to scroll this far for the real answer

Have sex

Have sex

Yes, but not with you disgusting trannie/post wall roastie

whao mama

Your mom sounds like a unbearable feminazi bitch

There are ugly women too, incel.

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And her son grew up to be a virgin loser with no friends

Literally never happens. t. Ugly guy, all the ugly girls wanted to fuck chad (and succeeded) now they are all single moms

checkmate

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He's a regular visitor of Yea Forums.

What serial killer documentary is this from?

>not a single black guy in the line-up
It was a different time

I disliked Johnny bravo at age 6 because I didn't like the way he annoyed women.

No parental restrictions because I was born in a shithole country.

Real life is the worst serial killer. At the end it kill us all.

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>some lady gave me bad look
>better make an 11 minute long video rambling
Who the fuck is this tool lmao

But he never hurt them. In fact, quite the ppposite, he made them feel special and beautiful.

woman in comments
"He is average. Women don’t like this “bear” looks. Men find it cool and masculine not women."

is that true ?

It's a cartoon, silly.

Women have no idea what women want
If he was actually alpha, then they would like him, bear or not

Also
>he is average
>so he is not attractive at all.
Women truly are fucking animals

I beg you...have sex

If he was actually alpha he'd dump the malfunctioning woman the moment she start cracking. You're not supposed to teach her manners. That was her parents' job.

how do you know its women writing that and not bitter trannies or incels. people trust too much what people are saying these days.
a guy says he's average and women hate him, and you trust that because you want that confirmation of your world view instead of trying to find things that speaks against that.
this is why everything sucks today. everyone is just interested in hearing their comforting truths so they don't have to come up wit new ideas.

He did.

On the island of beautiful men
Velma was into him
Didn't he fuck a deer /k/ style as well?

Irony being the women were all strong and independent which is why they always rejected johnny

Not with you roastie. never with you.

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The proper term is gymcel

But Johnny did get action in a few episodes. Pretty sure he fucked a werewolf and a vampire

Its too bad he didn't get to rail the gazelle.

DO THE MONKEY WITH ME

For some reason everyone is keen on pretending that treating women with respect is what gets you laid. In the real world a big buff dickhead like Johnny would absolutely get some sluts on his dick.

top kek so true

He had that neighbor girl