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/got/ - Final big bad edition
Cutest psycho!
First for Dany's best moment (besides mad queen)
What region am I from?
...
'ate lannisters
'ate iron throne
'ate army of da dead
'ate naht keng
luv muh queen
luv me sisters
luv me dog
luv noights watch
simple as
I'll admit that of the finale I did enjoy the scene of Brienne writing about Jaime in the White Book
People who make generals burn in Hell.
>le big bad final boss
>>Yea Forums
What’s happening in the universe where Jon sided with her?
>ramsay
>villain
>Not also loving the Norf
The Dany speech was something straight out of the Force Awakens / Disney film. What the fuck is this shit? A monarch doesn't make you a fucking literal fascist Hitler style dictator.
I want to marry her
Who were the other two unknown lords supposed to be/represent?
me2
It would be cucked by chad Robin Arryn
General Deanerys
>What’s happening in the universe where Jon sided with her?
Universal peace and prosperity, basically if the Roman Empire had taken over the entire world and lasted for 1,000 year reich.
The new Kingsguard armor doesn't look shitty anymore
Damn, all their armor from S4 onwards looked horrid
iron islands
Fire, brimstone and midget genocide.
literally the meanest picture on the internet
>live in the timeline where Arthur has snowball fights with his nieces and nephews when the royal family visits Winterfell
They conquered the world and are treated as legends. The Stargaryen dynasty brought peace to everything
Reach, Westerlands?
Sweet but psycho
Remember when Dany executed everyone when she took Meereen?
Remember when Dany executed everyone when she took Castly Rock?
Remember when Dany executed all the Lannister and Tarly soldiers they captured?
Irish/Scots = the North
Only that some Andal (Anglo-Saxon) and Targaryen (Norman French) and Ironborn (Norse Viking) raped your ancestors.
nth for stannis
*rides into the thread*
Bran isn't king, Drogon is. He is the trueborn son of Daenerys Stormborn, she said it like a million times
Did you people even watch this show?
what was his problem
Love the brainlet Jon pic
Dany wasn't just a monarch she was a conqueror and a revolutionary
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Is there a universe where Jorah got his Khaleesi?
He's a raging fag.
>Remember when Dany executed everyone when she took Castly Rock?
>Remember when Dany executed all the Lannister and Tarly soldiers they captured?
She didn’t do either of these
>Be with me user, we will build a new world together
real life
reactionary*
the one thing she forgot to do was win the loyalty of the smallfolk by appealing to folk traditions. she could have done fascism right, all she had to do was not burn the city down.
No
*borrows money from you*
APOLOGIZE
>iron islands
Thought they were Scandinavian? I'm only 5% Iron island
>Irish/Scots = the North
>Only that some Andal (Anglo-Saxon) and Targaryen (Norman French) and Ironborn (Norse Viking) raped your ancestors.
Speaking of which how "ethnically homogeneous" are the Seven Kingdoms? I assume there is a lot of inter breeding together?
was this the most kino moment of the series?
>was this the most kino moment of the series?
Stannis beating Mance was pretty kino
Best armor
Best actor
Best costumes
Best dialogue
What can’t he do?
Actually, the most kino moment in the series was Drogon spreading his wings behind Dany
>paying to give away your DNA information
Out of all the kings who responded to the Night's Watch call for aid, he was the only one who rode to their aid.
"Oh yes, I did enjoy season 8, despite some of the story elements not making sense"
"Oh no, I dont worry about small mitakes such as the water bottles or a book being closed too quickly, what kind of incel would worry about those things? They're needless nitpicks that cause you to ruin the episode for yourself, just focus on the story and whats happening in the scene"
"And my favourite character? Brienne of Tarth of course!"
This. He totally would've been able to fuck her on the boat ride to Slaver's Bay in real life. She's a pliable 14 year old and he's her guardian.
Act
not even close
Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, The rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Queen of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great ass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons,regent of the realm
Outmanouvered by a fucking chav?
so much this
I was expecting Jon to be more depressed about the whole deal of killing his queen and love of his life
I want to go back to Ireland, it was such fun
>I was expecting
Subverted. Have sex.
This episode was full of kino shots
based and cheesepilled
>Amounts for a big pile of nothing
Jon as King exiling himself to the wall because of it would have made sense, we can’t have writing that makes sense
Take a shit without being shot with a crossbow.
Jon I know I basically accused you of treason last episode, but let me get close to you without any guard and you having weapons so I can go on a megalomaniacal rant about how we should rule the world together.
I hate the finale as much as anyone but that entire sequence was beautiful. Without the interlude of Jon and Tyrion talking about how bad American foreign policy is, it would be a perfect continuous sequence (if you removed its context)
Mostly it's just because the first half aped propaganda film techniques from the 20th century to great effect and the fact that Jon murdering her turns her story into a tragedy and recontextualizes her entire arc
It was very poorly executed but what they were trying to do would have been cool if it had worked
>Amounts for a big pile of nothing
Jaime Lannister sends his regards
>That edit
Disgusting
Here the actual scene
Bros, I was smiling ear to ear when Edmure appeared and was immediately disappointed when they used him for little more than comedic relief
It's Quentin
>J-Jon *eyes twitching* it was...just a one-time incident haha I-I-I mean they were our enemies Jon surely you understand it was necessary ahahaha *frantically grabs his arm* you still love Jon, right? *looks at Jon with eyes widely opened* hahahaha of course you do hahahaha silly me you would never betray me right ahahaha hahaha hahahaha
What happened to Robett Glover? He ignored Jon's command to help fight against the Night King after he had previously said his biggest regret was not fighting for the Starks previously and declared his loyalty. He seemed to vanish from existence after they read that message about him not coming.
Survive a crossbow bolt
Been rewatching season 4. Why exactly Tywin give Winterfell/The North to Roose and Ramsay? I thought he wanted to give it to Tyrion/Sansa. Even if Roose doesn't legitimize Ramsay as his trueborn, he could try and marry a proper lady and raise a true son to inherit Winterfell and screwing over Tywin's greater scheme. Did the books explain what's the plan here?
>Dany wasn't just a monarch
She was, fact she's an absolute monarch. Did you know the Sun King of France came up with the theory of Universal monarchy, the theory that eventually one monarch would rule over every one, a theory Emperor Napoleon almost achieved.
agreed, brother, we are so fucking smart for noticing that, so very smart, did you see how the dragon was behind her and spread its wings and made it seem like she has wings too? kino kino kino KINO KINO
fuck off faggot
>She was fearless, and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who disrespected his queen.
Most of the Lannister and Tarly soldiers are spared, but Lord Tarly and Dickon (heh) got roasted alive because they don't want to bend the knee.
No
>saves the world from a power-hungry bloodthirsty tyrant
>goes to the one place where he genuinely belongs afterwards
why would he be depressed? ygritte was the love of his life anyway
:(
should have been the canon ending
I don't care what anyone says, I honestly thought this looked amazing
bro shut the fuck up
you must have a huuuuge fucking brain
I'm really blown away
The absolute state of the ASOIAF theory community
>Why exactly Tywin give Winterfell/The North to Roose and Ramsay? I thought he wanted to give it to Tyrion/Sansa
if my memory severs correctly, Boltons were a place holder until Tyrion and Sansa could rule the north.
Getting married
Let's be honest, the plot went really really shit, but it's clear that everyone attached to this project was very dedicated
She was too sweet and psycho and innocent for this world, she trusted Jon and he betrayed her instead of taming her with vitamin D
>but Lord Tarly and Dickon (heh) got roasted alive because they don't want to bend the knee.
They surrendered though. They were give a choice of bending.
Post Sansas
>killing his queen and love of his life
>love of his life
he didn't kill ygritte, though
worth it for the shot of the bell carreening towards those people and smearing them across the ground
Yes, but then what happens after Tyrion and Sansa gets their son. Are they just going to politely ask Roose to fuck off back to Dreadfort? He is titled warden of the North after killing Robb and potentially ruining his reputation (who is not that good to begin with).
Me on the right
Reminder Dany believe Jon was a Targ without evidence.
Yeah, I don't get why don't Dany just imprison them and use them as ransom or something. Guess the mad-queen meme is real after all.
Bran told her off screen
Nigga could ride a dragon first try, so, he seems to have his paperwork in order
>without evidence
he bonded with the dragon fairly easily
tag yourself
he should have sex
>Sansa will never experience this
What's with all the back and forth as though he's discussing it with someone when he's either replying to himself or nobody?
didn't think PoorQuentyn was a jew
dunno why he's getting so assblasted about this, though. D&D are jews themselves. they get to do it.
>Nigga could ride a dragon first try, so, he seems to have his paperwork in order
Ridding a dragon means you are auto Targ? How does this work? Do you need 1% Targ DNA? Does that mean Stannis can ride them?
Dany is Jon’s true love m8
>Bran told her off screen
I'm talking about Dany.
>almost achieved
Are you a crazy or in 200 year denial?
he's seething so hard he had a meltdown
Is Kit Harrington actually an autist
whatever you say, daenerys.
>"Beautiful!"
>Exclaim King Bran the Broken, the three eye raven, the useless, the watchers of rape
It means that you have strong dragonrider valyrian genes
God I remembered the High Sparrow getting skellified before being completely vaporized and the other next to the sept getting vaporized, but I forgot about that bell
Pic very much related
>Is Kit Harrington actually an autist
One of us, one of us!
Look at Grey Worm's actor lmao. All smug on /ourqueen/'s lap
Karstark girl looks confused with what's going on.
OFFICIAL list of most based characters
1. Stannis
2. Edmure
3. Barristan
4. Euron
5. Darkstar
>It means that you have strong dragonrider valyrian genes
Jon rode the dragon prior to telling Dany the truth. So uhhh what?
he posts here all the time
In the book Roose isn't named Warden until after Joffrey is dead, by which time Sansa has fled so his plan for Tyrion and Sansa has fallen apart anyway. Part of the marriage of Ramsay to "Arya Stark" is to quell the rebellious Northern Lords who aren't happy with Roose's appointment.
Protect Theon's smile guys
Im the one strangling the dwarf
Maisie
Same episode, but not the one
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>Yep, that's me. Perhaps you are wondering how I end up in this position. It's a long story....
Will got have a sequel? Who will play Jon, Sansa, Dany, etc. in the sequel?
So where can I read an alternative ending which didn't have the manlet becoming an ungrateful traitor and the queen made into a caricature of herself?
>he doesn't know who the main jonposter is
blessed image
Spooky
No sequel. Prequels only from now. The ending pretty much negate any needs for a sequel. Besides most peoples would prefer to make season 8 non-canon at this point.
Just search for fanfiction, it’s what I’m doing
Disgusting thot
>. Besides most peoples would prefer to make season 8 non-canon at this point.
Season 5-8
But yeah season 8 is non-canon
I want to see Alfie's smile after receiving an emmy!
Dany pls
I will only watch seasons 1-4, try to purge seasons 5-8 out of my memory and begin reading the books.
Gay Worm is a pretty cool guy.
4 weeks ago, I was told that Brienne would die in S8 E3
Guess whos laughing now bitches
>Bros, I was smiling ear to ear when Edmure appeared and was immediately disappointed when they used him for little more than comedic relief
Based. I waited all season for him, and they just made him into an unfunny joke. RIP Radmure
It is better to die loved
I don't know, I get the impression this is how the books will end, except George will have better justifications for all of it
Deanerys being a tragic figure makes more sense than anything else
>tfw you remember all those times you listened to the soundtrack back in the first few seasons, when the show was good, and imagined how fucking good the show finale would be
>fast forward to now
fucking kill me
what do you recommend
WICKEDLY BASED
don't do this to me
I reccommend any Brienne x Jaime fanfiction
She should have, at least it would explain Jaime crawling back to Cersei
okay now BASED
>I get the impression this is how the books will end
>triple 34's
based bri poster
This
Let's mine some salt from that huge Danyfag pile
the books have ended
>Joffrey never in his life considered bedding this
> 8 seasons 10 years.
> Writers give a rushed unhappy half-assed ending.
Fuck, why even watch TV? Almost every show has a garbage ending.
Over 300 Stannis/Davos fics our there desu
Where would i be from bros? Im half italian and half calibrisi. Dorne maybe?
Half stark half lanister
He was asexual
I wish there were reports of people encountering her on that day
I finished my rewatch of the first four seasons the other day. I'm still mad about Oberyn.
Northern England is the North you retarded burger shit
That's why they all have Northern English accents
>Ned Stark/Ashara Dayne
aliceshipwise.com
Some chick made a fanfiction about season 8 before it even airs. I have read the first four parts basically:
>Jon proclaims his Targ heritage earlier and reveal it publicly also denouncing/denying it immediately
>Sansa is still distrustful to Dany but comes accross more reasonable
>Bronn tries to betrays Cersei, but gets his ship blasted by wildfire thanks to Cersei's plan (he survives and possibly joining the golden company)
>Theon gets killed by Euron after rescuing Yara (some of Euron's crew is plotting to have him murdered)
>The Umber kid doesn't get killed by the Night King, but he barely escapes it
>Golden Company is still in Volantis
>Melisandre meets Kinvara in Volantis as well
>Jon is still trying to figure out how to ride Rhaegal
>Jaime temporarily gets imprisoned, but eventually released and help planning the defense against NK (as a tactician/military advisor).
>Ghost gets more screentime and basically help Arya and Jorah in evacuating the Northerners to Winterfell
>Varys got fucking forgotten for whatever reason so far.
Not sure about the rest. The writing is kind of so-so, but honestly not much worse and more or less the same quality as S7 and 8. Go for it if you are curious.
>You will never comfort emilia and reassure her that she did well
Jaime should've died there
They rule side by side like queen isabella and king ferdinand. They violently pyt down rebellions in dorne and Pentos. Sansa eventually has Danny killed either by forcing Jon to do it or arya
>France 4%
No place for you in the ethnostate bud.
Absolutely this
The final battle (analogous to Hastings) should have been between Jaime, as king, leading the Westerlanders, Reachers and Crownland troops(analogy to Harald Godwinson leading the West, South and East Saxons) and Jon, leading the Northmen, Riverlanders and Valemen as Warden of the North in name of Daenerys, who chooses to remain Queen of Meereen(analogy to William the Conqueror leading the Normans, Bretons and Frenchmen into battle as Duke, while his King was without power).
The battle would take place after Jon consolidated his powers in the North, forcing Lord Glover and others to concede (analogy to William consolidating his power in Normandy).
Jon would burn Deepwood Motte, after he got mocked as bastard by the locals, same as William was.
Euron would then use some local Lord (maybe Randal Tarly)to try and conquer the Westerlands and the Reach(analogy to end of the Viking raids, Harold Hardrada invading Northern England and battle of Fulford).
Jaime would suprise him beforehand and kill him, doing the same Robb Stark did to him and end the Raids of the ironbborn with a final battle, killing Euron(analogy to end of Viking raids).
After all that, Jon would take a fleet to land his troops at Duskendale and encamp there.
Jaime would be surprised and has to break camp.
The Northern cavalry and Knights of the Vale would not be able to break the Westerland spearwall, then some of them would demoralize, temporarily his soldiers would think Jon is dead.
Then the Lannisters get overconfident and try to harass Jon's army, slowly getting picked off and ultimately defeated.
In the end, Jaime gets killed with an arrow to the eye or gets run down by two knights, similar to how he killed Jory in the show/books, same as Harald Godwinson died.
Finally Jon would be crowned lord of the seven kingdoms, on the nameday of Hugor of the Hill, at the Sept of Baelor.
Fast forward, where the descendants of Dany and Aegon have a hundred years war.
>That's why they all have Northern English accents
>all
unfortunately for some reason they weren't dedicated enough to have that actually be the case
>>Ashara Dayne
literally who ?
Was the only scene this season where I felt a bit of emotion.
I think he would've made an exception for her.
Is there anyone who actually likes the ending? Even normies seem to hate this season
Danny sacrificed one of her children to save Jon, Ygritte did nothing.
Do your duty user, yourKWEEN commands you
Season 4 is basically where the plot starts to get major changes from the book.
Eh, 5-7 isn't as good as 1-4, but even they still has it's moments. Though the wight hunt is still the second worse episode next to the Long Night. If someone ever decide to reboot GoT in two or three years, they should just start from there.
brb I have to get lube and two really large dogs
Both of them should’ve died. Fighting with twin swords bc symbolism.
Endign was satisfying for a lot of characters
Only normies hate it because they ruin scenes for themselves with shit like MUH WATER BOTTLE or MUH BOOK CLOSED TOO FAST
Its needless nitpicks, and it means you're focusing more on them than the scene itself
I do, Dany got BTFo and it was BEAUTIFUL
t. NORFag
the ending was good, but the last two seasons were a rocky road, tasty like the ice cream, but difficult to drive on
Better quality
I quite like what they were trying to do but not the actual results, in all honesty the ending could've been somewhat decent, the fault lies more with the rest of the season preceding it.
If they're really her children, Drogon is King now.
Doesn't really like Jaime's death that way, also you made Dany completely irrelevant to the plot. And we still haven't consider how to put the whole white walker plot. Other than that, your story is pretty interesting. Would watch/10.
Stannis beyond the wall
Yes the timing made no fucking sense unless Jon spent AGES getting to Mance's camp, but it was such a kino moment.
Just when you think all is lost and NW are about to get fucked, STANNIS OUT OF NOWHERE
original ending leaked
Thanks I will try to erase this season from memory.
Fuck that one faggot that keeps posting first and worst Myrcella.
best character perspective?
ned stark/cersei lannister
Me.
I've wanted Dany dead from episode 1 and my boy Jonny not only did the finishing blow but got to go beyond the wall with his wild bros to live out his life drinkin' and fookin' and huntin'.
Simple as.
>Fast forward, where the descendants of Dany and Aegon have a hundred years war.
Red pilled and based
>Even normies seem to hate this season
Dude, the past few weeks have been about everyone hating GoT. It's even worse than The Last Jedi since the majority hates it and the critics are just as harsh. Unless the ending is revealed to be Bran's dream and the true season 8 actually airs next year, everyone is going to hate the finale. I doubt it will end in anything but anger and seething. Dabid will still get their Star Wars movie and HBO and some of the casts are defending them. It's just a frustrating situation all around.
if she rubbed my thigh irl i would pass out. i dont know how ned maintined composure
Naw. Tge show was really disrespectful to the characters of
>jamie
>Cersi
>the hound
>Danaerys
>Jon Snow
The only characters they treated with any dignity were the side characters on the kings council and Sansa, two of which (bran and sansa) didnt even deserve jack shit
damn I'm glad I became a danybro
user, my butt hurts from sitting on the throne all day, I could really go for a good rimming.
OBEY your queen, user.
youtu.be
Well, I still haven't read all the way to the end. So read at your own risk. But so far it's been a 7/10 story compared to the 4/10 story of the real season 8.
>Yara kind forgot she's Queen of the Iron Island
He wasnt going to openly discuss treason like Varys.
Honka Honka
sounds shit
Cheers mate, word by word my take on the whole shitshow.
Add the Night King to that list
>Jaime
Wasted six fucking seasons worth of character development
>Cersei
Anti-climactic end, almost as bad as the Night King
>The Hound
Fight is cool, but it sucks that the Hound just drop his redemption plot
>Daenerys
All have been said. Yes, she can be the mad queen and yes Emilia is cute, but it's too fucking rushed
>Jon Snow
I DUN WANT IT, MUH KWEEN, THE NAAHT KANG IS CUMMING
>side characters
Sansa and Arya are a bitch this season. Bran is completely useless.
DnD were just preparing for their SW gig for Disney
needs dragons
>Tge show was really disrespectful to the characters of
Jon
Dany
Stannis
Euron
Qyburn
Jaime
Blackfish
Sansa
Arya
Yara
Bronn
Loras
Renly
And pretty much almost everyone else
Nothing will come from this. It's just a way to vent your anger and disappointment. But the shameless pretenders Dabid and Dabid 2 aren't going to give a shit. Neither will Disney nor HBO. And the casts will soon defend them in weeks to come.
Also reminder that HBO Boss defend this season:
deadline.com
>I think everybody had hopes for where the characters might go or should go. But Dan and David have had a plan for how they wanted the show to go for a long time, and they did it the way they thought fit as creators. I think they did a spectacular job. They landed a big plane, which was not easy. You are never going to keep everybody happy, but I don’t think that’s what they were trying to do.
Is he Moses or Jon the baptist of GOT fandom?
can someone please post the pasta of Stannis pushing Ser Davos off the wall and blaming Jon
>Nothing will come from this.
Who said it will? The goal is to humiliate D&D, make their every waking moment in public living hell, have them blaclisted from hollywood.
I know a remake won't be made for aleast 10 years, but I can still demand one now.
>how "ethnically homogeneous" are the Seven Kingdoms?
Southrons (Reach, Westerlands, Riverlands) are a mix of Andals and First Men, with Valemen being pure descendants of the Andals, while hill tribes are the First Men that never knelt.
Wildlings and Ironborn are both First Men descendants, with the Ironmen having married brides from the Andals for a while and taken some of their customs, while some wildlings are Night's Watch deserters, Southerners who mixed with them.
Crownlands lack any ethnic identity because they're sandwiched between the Reach, Riverlands, Stormlands, Driftmark, Claw Isle and Dragonstone.
All major regional Houses of the South (Baratheon, Tully, Tyrell, Lannisters) are of First Men descendance, with some Andal blood from intermarriage, though they've all converted to the faith of the seven.
Northerners are all First Men descendant, crannogmen are mixed with Children of the Forest though.
Starks and all their bannermen are First Men descendants, Manderlys come from the Reach and believe in the seven, though they're still First Men.
Salt Dornish are Rhoynar, Sand Dornish are Andals, Stone Dornish are First Men.
House Nymeros-Martell is originally an Andal House that intermarried with Princess Nymeria and since conquered Dorne.
North and Vale are the purest of all, Crownlands the least.
Targaryens, Celtigar and Velaryons are all Valyrian, of course, though interestingly, a knight of House Strong once produced bastards with a Targaryen Queen who was married to her Targaryen brother and nobody gave any suspicion.
In fact, the Targaryen line was continued by three brown-eyed and brown-haired sons after that.
have sex
>Hardhome is basically fanfic adding nothing but Jon wank
AO3 is 99% trash, fanfic is in general written by tumblrites who write terribly, use jarringly modern language, and make characters act completely out-of-character for their wish-fulfillment fantasies and self-insertion
if you actually want to find something that sounds sort of like it could've been written by GRRM you're going to have a hard time, in general any decent stuff will probably be at the older end of the catalog since the front end is filled with "ongoing" stories with things like "modern au" and "fix-it-fic" popping up all around
the best stuff is just short pieces that you could imagine happening "off-page" so to speak, before or during the story
>t. browsed AO3 out of sheer boredom for a few months
Consume penis.
>also you made Dany completely irrelevant to the plot.
Dunno, I wouldn't want to be the one to demand the cheesy Nissa Nissa ending.
>And we still haven't consider how to put the whole white walker plot.
Classic Azor Ahai solution
thanks
How could he betray her?
Jon burns Brindlewood after they rebell, you happy?
There is a house of Valyarians descended people living on an island in the narrow sea. They are allied with Stannis in the books so this makes them 100% red pilled and based.
Why were they not brought up in the show?
just sort by most likes/hearts/whatever
>The goal is to humiliate D&D, make their every waking moment in public living hell, have them blaclisted from hollywood.
>Implying they have shame
>Implying they won't just shrug it off as 'we can't please everybody'
>Implying they won't get a horde of click bait writers to defend them
>Implying they won't have the actors singing high praise to them in the weeks to come
>Implying they won't try and got George and HBO to defend them
Also
>Implying George ever gets the book finished (lol) so we can get a better basis for a reboot
>Against all odds, implying any of us are still going to be around when 'Game of Thrones Brotherhood' is announced
anyone knows if this is alot?
he knows nothing
Touch Bellini the Kingslayer
>B-but shouldnt Brienne be with Sansa!!!!!
Reddit kind of forgot you can be relieved of an oath
you've got to use a lot more filters than that, sorting just by popularity will generally just give you the longest/largest which are almost invariably poorly written
Puking intensifies
>that pic
based
>no reveal of Brienne with Jaime's baby
Absolute shit.
>landed a big plane
yea into two towers
>Game Of Thrones star Sophie Turner has criticised a petition calling for a remake of the final series, saying it is "disrespectful" to those who "worked tirelessly" on the show for more than 10 years.
Well, /got/? Is she right?
>I think everybody had hopes for where the characters might go or should go
>You are never going to keep everybody happy, but I don’t think that’s what they were trying to do.
so this is the Star Wars defense of "people are just pissed because their expectations were subverted rather than playing out just like the fanfic they had imagined". Are people actually being honest when they put forth this argument? Or can they see that this is more a problem with the quality of the writing, and people pissed with the direction it's headed in are just a reflection of that, since not everyone is aware of or articulate enough to present the actual issues... and so they choose to give a handwavy "you people will never be happy" statement?
>Is she right?
No, fuck that dumb bitch. Get her back in make up and let's do this again.
Wait, some of this shit like the name of his father isn't even on the wiki
>Wait, some of this shit like the name of his father isn't even on the wiki
Have sex
Turn your brain off
She wants to get some awards, but she ain't gonna get anything this year either
So why didn't Aegon, cousin of dragons, lord of the nights watch, king of the north, khal of the dothraki and rightful heir to the seven kingdoms just order his endless armies to kill the unsullied?
ssshhhhh....
How do you think Dark Phoenix will turn out?
Reminder the show only stayed afloat due to the cult of personalty around the actors.
>Are people actually being honest when they put forth this argument? Or can they see that this is more a problem with the quality of the writing, and people pissed with the direction it's headed in are just a reflection of that
I think it's just trying to reduce the significance or scope of the backlash. Or maybe HBO boss just have a bad taste in storytelling.
I don't think it will be that good
Gendry kinda forgot he was king and Dany's heir.
>Upon reading the script of season 8 Isaac Hempstead Wright (Bran) talked to the series' producers (David Benioff and D. B. Weiss) and told them Bran being king doesn't make sense. Apparently both of them told Wright to 'shut up' and thats the end of it.
>Meanwhile Gwendoline Christie says its okay if fans didnt like it and acts like a professional about it
The virgin Sansa vs The Chad Brienne
I saw an ad for this on a bus today and I'd had no idea about it up until then.
If te majority of people are like me, it'll flop hard. X-Men is done since Logan.
Daww
House Starfall
based
Has there ever been a single case where these shitty online petitions worked? Why do idiots keep making them for every popular thing. Even if they got 7 billion votes HBO would not give a fuck
Yes, all of those idiots who thought their self-insert Yas kween slay was going to have a Disney ending weren't paying attention and deserve what they got.
he didn't wahn eht
It's at least more interesting than Yea Forums
>pre-season 8 Dany
>fuck that disgusting SJW for bringing nigger invaders into Westeros
>season 8 Dany kills 300,000 - 500,000 ppl in KL w/dragon and foreign invaders
>such a cute psycho
>based
>muh dick
>posts abt emilia watching hitler speeches
>/ourgirl/
So who was Azor Ahai?
I honestly kind of forgot (heh), it's coming out. Seriously I really do, not a big fan of X-Men. I still haven't watched the previous ones anyway aside from X1, X2 and First Class.
NEVAH 'AV
SIMPLE AS
GRRM not a blog:
>In short, I love New Zealand. You don’t need to convince me. And as it happens, I already have plans to return. In the summer of 2020...
>As for finishing my book… I fear that New Zealand would distract me entirely too much. Best leave me here in Westeros for the nonce. But I tell you this — if I don’t have THE WINDS OF WINTER in hand when I arrive in New Zealand for worldcon, you have here my formal written permission to imprison me in a small cabin on White Island, overlooking that lake of sulfuric acid, until I’m done. Just so long as the acrid fumes do not screw up my old DOS word processor, I’ll be fine.
could be 1 year away lads
the hound pound
Jon, he was the one who led the fight against the dead
>So who was Azor Ahai?
Dany
So why was Jon Snow brought back to life?
Hot Pie
>reborn by becoming baker
>salt in bread, smoke from oven
>sent Arya North by going through her heart
>Arya then becomes Lightbringer
>Best leave me here in Westeros for the nonce.
what
>could be 1 year away lads
What month do you think it could be? When was the last time he released a book? Is there a good time to release them?
What about the prequels?
So what was the connection between the army of the dead and that swirly symbol they made with dead bodies?
tbqh dany fags were absolutely insufferable here last season, I'm glad the mods nuked the general when they did because it was spammed day and night by the same handful of pathetic emiliacucks, they were even worse than the bobbyposting at that point
Dany was Jon's true lover until he discovered that his aunt had some terribly good pussy and anything that good must be wrong.
catalyst for Dany to burn KL
>So why was Jon Snow brought back to life?
To continue to Targaryen line, that's really about it.
'member the Pilot?
this ship consistently produces the highest quality fanart and fanfiction, tumblr gets one thing right at least
Noh, it means fans can begin organizing the kidnaping with a year lead
I thought it's going to be Jaime
>fulfill the valonqar prophecy by stopping whatever Cersei's next wacky evil scheme
>protects Bran and closing his journey.
Or at least they could go the safe path and have Jon being AA.
Azor Brienne
Yeah, those poor slaves forced to write a script for free ;_;
>totally not a self insert
To kill Night King but Rhollor didn't knew about D&D
So what happened with the books Sam stole from the Citadel?
Yeah, I guess so.
Remember when King Robert declared Ned protector of the realm until Joffrey comes of age?
This is similar
Basically he's going all the way to new zealand for a con, but won't be doing anything else, also admits that he really wants(and it's within possibility) it done by then
the citadel kinda forgot sam stole them
Were she and Tommen the only uncorrupted Lannisters? How did they secure their innocence? Is it a genetic gamble? Less exposure to Lannistery?
False, the list is
1. Stannis
2. Bloodraven
3. Beric
4. Jaime
5. Barristan
Her death isn't the problem, it's that she wouldn't have been killed by Jon in that way nor turned into a cartoon villian within an episode.
If she had been killed by Arya after spending time as Queen it would made slightly more sense.
Do you think Kit Harrington and Emilia Clarke have done it? Did they h-have sex?
I remember
THE NORF REMEMBERS!
unironically I had the same reaction
He was the Shinji of this show.
okay but what does that have to do with paedophiles
>last of the starks: 5.7
>the bells: 6.3
The bells was only rated that highly because of the glorious destruction of King's Landing. Otherwise, it deserves less than a 5. It shoud've rated in Iron Thrones territory.
I was already preparing for the worst. They made him comic relief from his very first scenes, did you really think they were gonna bring him back from the abyss for some serious input?
>Do you think Kit Harrington and Emilia Clarke have done it? Did they h-have sex?
Apparently Kit is basically Jon IRL, autistic as fuck. Emilia is a jokester. They are awkward together on set
>he wasn't here for jonautist's rampages
rose leslie and emilia clarke are apparently besties, so probably a threesome
What was the purpose to Brienne and Jaime having sex? Only thing I thought of was "maybe this could give her a baby."
Because they've been hinting at OATHSEX since like, S1
Don't think
Wrong
RADmure didn't deserve any of the shit he got in the last episode
Are we kidding? Consider how much shit he got throughout the series for standing by his family, his sister's family and caring about his smallfolk
HE got his kingdom destroyed, family and friends killed, had to turn overs house's seat to keep the future of his family alive from his wife's and captor's families
He went through hell and years of suffering because he was loyal to the Stark's cause
And he is just told to sit down with a sassy look at the chair?
Fuck you, D&D
>Unless the ending is revealed to be Bran's dream and the true season 8 actually airs next year
People would legit gobble that shit up if HBO did it.
Fan service
>He was the Shinji of this show.
lolno, that's Jon, there's no argument to be had about this
>get on the giant throne, Jon!
>no! I don't want it!
Littlefinger. His catspaw dagger (and Arya) were Lightbringer
He genuinely felt a connection with her and tried to act on those feelings in the hope that it would be enough to keep him away from cunt Cersei
It's not all high quality.
Les exposure to Lannister, but also less abused by Robb I guess (I imagine he beat up Joff so much it helped him consider violence normal)
>absurdly gorgeous on the show
>kinda weird-looking otherwise
Is it the makeup?
That's basically making Ned a lord regent. But once Joff is of right age, Ned's regency is over and it's up to Joffrey either to continue using Ned as hand of the king or not. The situation with Roose is different since he actually has a son (a bastard yeah, but who knows). And even ignoring that, he is within his power to make a trueborn son himself. That could lead to conflict with Tyrion and Sansa's son/Lannister faction as the true leadership of the North is being disputed. I doubt Roose want to hand over power that willingly, even against Tywin. Let alone simply against Cersei and Tommen.
true, but it can always be worse
NEW THREAD
PISS MESELF
SIMPLE AS
jon baptist more i'd say
Retard
Would it have been a better ending if he chooses to stay with Brienne and they give the valonqar plot to Tyrion or Arya?
Kek what the fuck
she was younger, expertly colour coordinated, had crazy amount of chest exposed
also that's generally the way with anyone considered gorgeous
This is headcanon now
This Shinji's equivalent would be Joffrey.
whoops, forgot to unspoiler muh spoiler
>JON SNOW THE DRAGONBORN, LAST HEIR OF THE DRAGON KINGS!!
It isn't really disrespectful. And it's not like people are demanding that the entire show gets re-made. Only the last season. She makes it sound like fans want to discard a 10 year legacy and re-make it all from scratch.
It's also really obvious that she is letting her own agenda shine through. Sansa is one of the few characters that benefited from the shitty writing of season 8, so it's no surprise that Sophie Turner is the one to defend it. Conversely, Kit Harrington and Emilia Clarke would be unhappy with the script, for the same reasons.
What I'm trying to say is, I don't give a fuck about the actors' opinions.
>D&D go for "InsaaaaaYN 360 noscope WTF moments"
>nothing higher than "eh" the whole season
What did they mean by this?
Women just look a lot better dressed femininely with their hair like that.
Now this might just be my wall, but I'm loving how 80% of the people upset with GoTs ending are A- the types of people who got into fantasy 8 seasons ago, and B- the types of people who said fantasy was shit pre 8 seasons ago lmao. What the fuck did you think was going to happen!?
LOTRs had two midgets getting on a boat!
Qt
Also those eyebrows are sexy as fuck
I didn't read them. How accurate were those final episode spoilers?
She has a point, but at the end of the day fans have a right to voice their opinion. I agree that making a petition is kind of childish, but let's be honest what are the alternatives? Review bombing IMDB and RT? Leading a protest in front of D&D or George's house?
Desu it was pretty kino. His little shit nephew/son mocked Jaime for thinking he would ever be worthy of being in the book.
100%
100%
Extremely accurate
Fugg.
100%
That is an unsettling image
>had crazy amount of chest exposed
I'm not gay if I wasn't looking at it at all, r-right?
I also liked Jon reuniting with Ghost desu
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck D&D just said here?
>midget genocide
Why would Dany kill Jon after Jon sided with her though?
...
no, it doesn't make much sense at all
certainly doesn't explain why she would destroy something she's attempting to reclaim
>mfw
>did you really think they were gonna bring him back from the abyss for some serious input?
Well he was shown in a serious scene during the siege of Riverrun.