Make a post

This hits too close to home, pls delete it.

here u go buddy

have sex

>losing argument online
>call the other user a retard and close the thread
Better luck next time, kiddo

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>make 20 posts throughout an evening
>every thread dies after your post
>make one more before going to bed
>wake up and refresh last thread
>5 replies all say BASED
>this thread is archived

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I know this feel
>Make a well thought-out post that adds to the conversation with lots of relevant points
>Everyone stops posting and thread dies

>reply to a thread with 200+ replies
>thread dies immediately
This is top 5 reasons I contemplate suicide daily

>bump a thread with zero replies that's on page 10
>great conversation ends up breaking out
>sit back and smile while I watch all this knowing it was only possible because of me

>pretend to leave thread
>pretend to be some other user just joining in
>"Not that guy but you're an idiot"

>make shitty meme image
>post it
>download image
>post it again in other threads with Yea Forums image filename so it looks like someone else is reposting it

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i use to samefag a lot
i use Yea Forums x now
take care when samefagging

explain

>find a funny image on reddit
>add it to an empty post in a random thread
>download it with a Yea Forums filename so it's now legitimate

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Yea Forums x lets you see unique ips
user get Yea Forums x it does that shit for you

randomly generated ids you mean? How the fuck does that work on client side?

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H...How did you know? Are you jannie?

>think you must be either too smart or too weird for Yea Forums

no it shows you the number that user is
say a thread has 20 anons
user 20 will have 20 on his posts
a problem with it though is that it only works for posters who are above you
only samefag when you are one of the top posters
dont come into a thread with 100+ replies and samefag you will likely be caught out
pic related is user 19 which is

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I post on my computer then reply on my phone's 4g so the user count says 2 people

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*below you not above

>invented have sex posting
>see other people making their Yea Forums careers posting it
>not even mad

Formerly /radio/

LMAO if you unironically believe this

You know, if you want to remove the anonymity from the internet you can always head back to r*ddit.

Y...you two

i think its more of a precaution against samefags
besides you cant see post history and stuff like that unlike on other sites its just an id like on the other boards

ITT: schizophrenics

>make a post
>no one replies to it because if they do their mother will die in her sleep tonight

Damn save some redpills for the rest of us, bro

>see an argument
>Reply to the guy I agree with pretending to be the opposition to make the side I disagree with look retarded

>make a post
>notice a spelling error
>leave the thread and never come back

>not being a based phoneposter

have sex

I do this

>want to bump a thread
>have nothing interesting to say
>post "this but unironically"

>enter thread
>act hostile and aggressive for no reason

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Have sex

>drunk
>time to make people angry by taking contrarian opinion
>I end up pissing off myself
every fucking time

...

>"what do" thread
>post "turn 360 degrees and walk away"
>reply to myself calling me an idiot because you would be walking in the same direction
>sit back and enjoy an avalanche of (You)s

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have sex

Based faggot

>someone starts a JB thread
>immediately start posting MILFS
smuganimegirl.png

>start trolling a political bait thread
>keep getting (You)s from someone obsessed with me
>keep replying
>realize I don't know who's trolling who
>close thread

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>make a post
>delete it
>post the exact same post again

Based

Very nice, and very based

based

I saw that!

If you make an intentionally humorous post don't feel bad if you get no replies, I chuckle at a lot of jokes made here.

literally me every day

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You are the joke user

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yo whats the original i forgot

>thoroughly enjoy user's post
>deny him a (You) out of pure sociopathic malice

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>make best post in thread
>nobody responds and it 404s
I honestly think I'm shadow banned

this but unironically

good job

>post in active 100+ replies thread
>it archives with my post last

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>reply angrily “you’re a fucking idiot desu”
>samefag “wtf I typed desu not desu”
>call myself a dumb newfag
>10 people call me a dumb newfag for “not getting an old joke”
>post screenshot of all 3 (You)s

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then post when the thread is still young idiot

thank you user
that’s why I do it, not for the (You)s but because I know someone at home is getting a chuckle out of it and that’s all I care about

>not creating a reply chain at least 4 posts long calling yourself a newfag for not knowing the meme, then for not knowing it's newfag bait, then not knowing the newfag bait was newfag bait, etc

well your not getting one from me

every time

>See an user who forgot a picture to his post
>Reply and pretend to be him, add an emberassing picture and say "forgot pic"

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Too real

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>make post in almost dead thread
>It reignites discussion and the thread almost reaches the limit
>OP thanks me
Zoomers only post what's on the first page and don't even bother with the catalog.

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>OP thanks you
>then everyone claps

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Camilla could you please give this user a YOUUUUUUUUUU!

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If a thread goes without a post in 5 minutes, it's a death sentence.

evil cunt

>accidentally upload a personal photo instead of a reaction image
i know people have saved it even though it wasn't interesting

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>someone tells me to have sex
>I say i just had some with my gf
>I'm actually a virgin in my 20's who hasnt spoken with a girl since high school
Who here /devilish/?

>switch to 4g
>post guro

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>Camilla

>Losing argument
>Pretend to be another user and reply to my own post
>"This. Everyone who disagrees is cancer and should go back to r*ddit"
>Try and pretend to be the original user I'm arguing with and say something massively retarded so it looks like he's an idiot and people suddenly take my side

Every time haha but it seriously works

not true, I bump threads on pages 8-10 all the time

This. Works every time.

What?

kys

its like the IDs on /pol/ you mongoloid

an anti-samefag measure not an anti-user one

>false flag as an idiot on one side of an argument i’m not even participating it just to watch the fireworks

join upcoming pumps and unironically make enough money to have sex weekly. Nocoiners not allowed

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Oh, I'm sure nobody cares about your gucci loafers

this never fails to work

>Losing an argument
>Search the faggot's images on Yea Forums archive
>BINGO
>Call him a tourist and leave it at that

>OP here

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Why do we all behave like this lmao

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one of the best times you can have on this site. and the best part is that you can do it over and over again

>OP thanks me

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>Using filenames to look at other posts he's made and bring them against him
Is there anything worse
If I can destroy people like that with a couple of posts, how can reddit even function where every post you ever made is publicly accessible?

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>not saving multiple different copies of the same reaction to avoid this
Why even use imageboards if you don't put in effort to prevent the autists

Absolute kino post.

>storytime porn comics on Yea Forums and have wholesome fapscussions with anons

Nothing feels better my dudes.

Whoa! A success thread!

>Not just using the randomnize filename feature from Yea Forums x