Just saw an Aladdin advance screening in Australia, ask me anything

dumb cunt

My theater gets one advance screening for certain movies and I usually attend them

does the carpet scene happen?

a whole new world is my fav

How's the villian? Is he based or just some desert cuck with a bad attitude?

Lol. Supreme Edgelord.

does the genie have a sex scene or just aladdin?

cheers, cunt

is aladdin still a class traitor scum who forgets about his peasant roots?

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Music scenes weren't bad, but also weren't good. Somehow both extravagant and bland.
A Whole New World does happen and I liked it the most.
Jafar's a bitch who doesn't like being second-best.
There was this weird ten minute intermission where the Genie granted Aladdin an extra wish and Aladdin wished to suck his massive genie cock. Genie came sparkles and heiled Hitler. I think Raimi wrote the scene but I didn't see his name in the credits (smithee credit maybe)

tell me about the parrot, is he still based or completely mute to make the film "realistic"?

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Most foreign countries get movies released on thursday with previews on wednesday, not like in the US where it's released on friday with previews on thursday
And Australia is in the future

is it a carbon copy?

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Checked. Also stfu, zoomer

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Iago is more of a normal parrot in the movie and speaks like one. Shit like Jafar using his sorcerer power to stop Aladdin grabbing the lamb and Iago saying "Waaaaak you're in big trouble"

That's gay.
Isn't the original told by some random?

is there a Sneed cameo?

i heard the simpsons got bought by disney

Butt hurt child molesters. What’s a matter, no relatives within the radius to breed with

Holy fuckin checked

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Does Jafar actually sound good? The previews made him come off as a soulless dork. Did his Prince Ali reprise make it in?

if you want to see a big blue man's cock go watch watchmen

I did see a store that said يمارس الجنس مع السود (ويمارس الجنس مع عمال النظافة)

no it's told by genie disguised as a merchant

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That's retarded. Expected as much.

His reprise isn't in it. Instead it gets replaced by Jasmine singing an original song called Speechless. Jafar sounds like a little bitch who hates being second-best. Way better in the original.

if i were teh genie i would tap that beggar's boipussi

Any fast-paced, fancy/stylish scenes Ritchie usually does in his films?

Oh right, I almost forgot, the main characters basically rip off Slumdog Millionaire and end the movie with a big dance in the credits.
I don't know, probably. Maybe in the One Jump Ahead sequence

cringe.

fuck off, Will Smith

Shut the fuck up you CIA nigger

Not a question, but Jasmine looks like a tranny James Franco.

Is there a rapping part in Friend Like Me

>doesn't turn into a semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic free genie
gay

What did Jafar's genie form look like?

>movie ends with characters dancing and partying
damn it really is a 90s remake

Nigga, the full song is already out, "Friend like me also".

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Advanced Australia Fair

What about the Nordic prince?

will the virtue signalling enrage muslims, or appease their explosive tendencies?

is Drumpf referenced?

those aren't as godawful as i was expecting them to be